Johnson St Paris High School - Parisian Yearbook (Saint Paris, OH)

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THE LATEST 23rd PSALM Mr. Turner is my teacher. I shall not pass. He maketh me to work hard experiments. He tormenteth me with questions in the presence of my classmates. He bawleth me out com- pletely. He maketh me to tear my hair in agony. My mind conceiveth murder. My test tube runneth over. He bawleth me out again. Surely misery and horror shall follow me forever and I shall dwell in the Lab. for- ever and ever. Amen. We often wonder why:— Cliff (over phone) “Elma, can I have a date tonight?” Elma—“Yes ! Who is it?” How Miss Gordon labored with her Senior English class and then:— He has went He has gone He has left I all alone. He can never go to 1 I can never come to he Oh ! It cannot was. “Doc” doesn’t wear a collar? “Yock” sleeps during study periods? “Warren” leaves the room at 11:15? “Pency” studies so hard; “Bob’s” never on time in the mornings? Miss Gordon picks on Ted? “Babe” blushes so hal’d? “Cicero” ever delivered those deep orations? Elma was so particular about her Senior picture ? Charles Houser doesn’t want the Normal picture in the Annual? I can’t blame him, can you; “Jane” doesn’t bring one of the Monthly Annuals to school? Sample sayings:— Beaver—“Harry Sprague stuck me in the Agriculture class.” Nelle—“Mr. Loudenback, how many sheep in a flock of sheep?” Ted (To a taxi driver at Delaware) “What is the number of sixty-six?” DELAY OF MAIL Klappy says the night the Basketball team went to Bradford and stayed over night in Piqua that he wrote a letter to someone in St. Paris and was amazed to find that she had not received it the next morning when he ar- rived home. Miss Nixon—(In auditorium during prac- tics for carnival) Frank, be quiet will you? We came down here to be married, not to cut up. Jane—“Sweet Mamma’s” back there in Nelle’s desk.” At that marriage should be safer in the fu- ture for “what does the modern girl know about rolling pins?” Oh ! Gee—“I can’t find my bathing suit any- where.” Whiz—“Maybe, you have it on.” “Whence the black eye, old thing?” “Oh, I went to a dance and I was struck by the beauty of the place.” Doctor—“Did that medicine straighten your husband out all right?” Wife—(Joyfully) “Yes ! We buried him yesterday !” Teacher—“Will you be quiet for a bit?” Pupil—“I’ll do it for two bits. 71

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