John Adams High School - Clipper Yearbook (Ozone Park, NY)

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oezi 0 cz .SZLL6gir CURINNE CURRENTI WHO EVER said being a salesgirl was easy! When I first applied for my present position, I was under the im- pression that my chief obligation was to sell things. I know now that I was completely wrong. Take. for example. the woman who came puffing up to my counter the other day. Miss, she said. I've been all over this store and I simply can't find it. Perhaps you can help me. Well. I responded. if you tell me what it is supposed to be. then maybe I can be of assistance to you. She was absolutely shocked by the blunt- ness of my remark. Suckers, of course, was her reply. Now I've been asked to locate some pretty ri- diculous things. but this one took the prize. Since I am not a person who holds back her emotions, I showed my feelings in my dumb-founded ex- clamation. suckers? You know what I mean, she said. No, I don't know, I replied. I never heard of such a thing. S-zippers, suckers, surely you've heard of them, she sharply responded. With a feeling of satisfac- tion I said. Oh, zippers, of course, Madam. They're upstairs on counter seven. My contentment was short- lived, for not more than five minutes later, I saw her coming towards my counter again, looking very angry. I quickly ducked under the counter, 18 hoping she would not see me. Sud- denly I heard a shout. in spite of the paper I had stuffed into my ears. Miss! Miss! Trying very hard to be pleasant, I got up and said in my sweetest voice. Yes, Madam? The s-zippers were not upstairs. It's simply amazing how such stupid girls can be hired. While slowly counting to ten, I saw something on my counter which gave me an idea. Picking up the box in mind, I asked, Madam, is this what you're looking for? Yes, of course, it is. You had it on your own counter all the time. So while I wrapped the box of straws. I thought to myself, Oh, well, You have nothing to complain about. You have two new words for your vocabulary-sippers and suckers. The following day gave birth to bitter trials. Everything was running smoothly until an elderly woman ap- peared. She picked up a fifteen cent article. handed me a quarter, and I returned two nickels to her. Immedi- ately a puzzled look came over her face, and she said, Miss, I gave you a quarter. Yes, Madam, I replied, and I gave you ten cents change. The item was fifteen cents. No, she said, You're mistaken. Mistaken about what? I asked her. There's the ten cents right in your hand. She kept repeating, No, no you're wrong. Trying to keep my temper, I re- sponded, let's start at the beginning. U - Q- - I -T 1--. . . 1 .-. - 1' '.

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Yes, I've noticed that Linda hasn't had a chance to film any animal life, but I'm keeping this rifle within arm's reach at all times. Thinking about the General's re- marks, I lit a cigarette and started to discard the match. Suddenly I noticed movement in the bushes to the right. I leaped up and warned, Look alive, there's something in those bushes. What followed was startling. Out of those bushes rose a group of men taller than imagination would allow us to believe. Linda, always a cool- minded girl, whipped her camera into place and started taking movies. Mon- don, rifle in hand, stood between us and those mons2ers. Back to the ship, he threw back over his shoul- der, never daring to take his eyes off our intruders. I grabbed Mona's arm and Frank tried to pull Linda away. Come on you crazy :lool, he yelled, as he ierked her away. The camera slipped out of Linda's hands and fell with a thud to the ground. We all started to run back in the direction of the ship. Mondon raced behind us, stopping momentarily to scoop up the fallen camera. The undergrowth seemed to go on forever. After what seemed like hours of torture, the ship loomed ahead. Tex, as instructed, was inspecting the condition of the fuel pumps. He looked up as we rushed towards him. Into the ship, Mona screamed. We started up the ladder, one at a time, Linda, Mona, Frank, Tex, myself, and lastly Mondon. I reached dovsm and pulled him up through the trap door. The General, exhausted, fell to the floor as Tex and Frank slapped the bolts into place, securely locking the door closed. Tex, gasped the General, can we hold them off? Tex, unaware of what we had seen, looked at us question- ingly and asked them? Quickly Frank described what we had seen and Tex, now thoroughly confused, ran into the forward passageway and re- turned shortly with rifles for all. They're coming, screamed Linda. Each with a rifle, we raced to the port- holes, opened them, and leveled our rifles in the direction of the jungle. The giants came down the trail, one by one. and approached the ship. Mondon cried, Now, and we all opened fire, the bullets bounced harmlessly off those impossible crea- tures. They reached the side of the ship and started to push against it. The ship, as if a toy, went tumbling over. I was thrown across the floor and slammed against the radio. Stunned, I heard moans, yet I was unable to reply. Smoke, thick and heavy, was seep- ing through the floor as I finally gained my senses. The fuel pumps had ex- plod-ed and the ship was on fire. I struggled to my feet and looked around. Mondon was crumbled into a comer and Linda was lying near him . I staggered to a porthole and saw the giants, like big children, run- ning away from the fire, afraid. Tex, stunned and beaten, got up and came towards me. lack, let's get out of here, he screamed frantically. He stumbled to the door and tried it. It was jammed. Now, fully recovered, he ran from porthole to porthole try- ing to find an escape route. Suddenly, he stopped, looked at me, then slumped to the floor and began to cry. This was it, Tex knew it, and so did I. The smoke engulfed everything now and the flames licked through the floor. We were warned this might happen and we had taken that chance. I gasped for air. My head was spinning. The end, why fight? Iust rest. 17

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You bought an item for fifteen cents, gave me a quarter. and I gave you back ten cents-fifteen and ten are twenty-tive, Right? She still didn't seem to understand. Our quarreling went on for a few minutes before I finally narrowed my thoughts down to three things. This woman was either blind, unable to count, or just plain crazy. I soon found that I was wrong on all three guesses. for she fumbled in her pocket, and finally came up with a hearing aid. Having adjusted it, she then began, Now, what were you saying? My next customer asked me lor large candles and candle sticks. I sent her to the proper counter and forgot about the incident until a few minutes later, when she reappeared. She picked up a box ol birthday candles, and looking very disgusted said, Miss, they're right here. You don't even know what's on your own coun- ter. I'm sorry, Madam. I misunder- stood you. I was under the impres- sion that you were looking for large candles. I knew very well she had asked me for large ones, but I thought she would feel better if I took the blame. She did not accept my apolo- gy, though, and sarcastically re- marked, How do you expect me to put those big candles on a birthday cake? How was I supposed to know they were for a birthday cake? I asked. Hearing this, she threw down the box and marched to the other side of the counter. I watched her curi- ously, but soon my curiosity turned into wide-eyed amazement. She had upset everything on the counter by running her hands over it, and to add the final touch, she turned over a pile of paper plates. Having done this, she marched out of the store. I know one thing for certain, though, my biggest accomplishment from working in the five and ten cent store is that now I have become an expert counter girl. Customers do strange things sometimes, but I simply hold my temper, and slowly count to ten. But who is to know what happens when I reach eleven? x 'Z:i7ff:y':egQ:'. - 7 , --n.-.gi--va 'A-:mmm af- , ' g5Ti'4?? '--4 -H555 5, x' 'Lfl:':L.r':iLl5ll!'l,lw!1i . mf-f f 4--- 11' -.,- ,. S' 'ff ' .' , .' 'li 511'-F' fl .-- f 3i 'v5q1,' .r ..g-4 ,. -y N,-4' U' 'Eg' ,nf v .. u f P aft, ' 1'. .Y ' '.-'Mi r' -'-'iv - ,. .y ,. , ,- A ,L'-'ft ., 3-i.: 1 . 'f Q ' yiifi, ' -41-35,-gl, : A , 2, if ,iiffayef .craft-E -' -1.5 -.1 ,:' '-2, gf., . .Q-'szf' I 'f- fb 'wx 'Q .- wi? 5 .2 -. 4112- E.: E, :H , 'th-' wi lab ge. 11- ,- L,.n,,,yt .AM . V4 vc.. .. L -ij? fff -S? 3 .,....1-1,-1-Jig? , '-22531 '- A S4 1 , .ia-I N I Q A -,F .h F, K. lf' . lil:-415.' .v ', Aff- A lib.. T ' if-4 J . .Zi'Il-- ' ' 5 '-', fx: V ' 1 42: wx, lv' Wifi can 'lik It XI.: ..Q-N135-' wiv. 1 'V I -ef .fm . t' . 4. 'J l. V .f -:f91 .s, ' .'..,'f'5?b!'3:-Al'-'N .-vfifz-'wwf-ri-.7 55' ' J' Z '- : - K 23' ' - , .. . 'T :- 1. 5? - 5 ' .- - i 's 2 Fw' ' ' f fl' ,.3 ,: .' - .,...-T xr.-V 1: 0 Q A ,' ,. ,r :ffl I 1, -gt., ,V 9 g 5 Q I- f : s' 523 52 51152 5 tl,-.U -' 2:25 ,QP H f 1. .wilwir bt-,N 4- - ig ' 25' . T 3-..,.., fi g. ':. , 1' , , :-',- 'rf T, 5 I 1- ,kg - v 1 4 - wi I P fd -t r 5 A ' Xi 4 'K A , 1 .r K . f 4 3 I 1 ff J' M B , f x gi .1 ,. , r k , .9 FE ., .. . ., . 5 . g, , , my 'Q R' fl Q JM- Q 2 r M ' , ' t' . 91 x ' X 4 I.. A 3 :sf fb -- 1.1, ' .W M1 . fl f. I Hs- - 1 1' ,J ' ,fi ' 1' 'e -E . T f -'fl f li 1 ' -::f'.'?': ' Ze ' L' Lu a Ea' Ji? 'ff g. , d ri 4,1 Y 'Q , , 4 f 1 -r,, f, . , ' 5 .5 .. 1 A, w ' , 2 4 y, 1 s-s K ,fi g . 1 3 ,f .r ' S . 4: -s f f l A' t i' 1 f S a , ,. X i i I . to f -i l nf ' 5 'f 1- 2. , H -' I ,Z . R- ' , er 1 . . -4 ,L y 3 . 1 - R , J -Q il It X xl W 'r X -4 J' E ,i 1 ,J . 1453. 1,4 ., ' . , '-.', :H I ., 1-' .- 1, .-- '. -s . - .u--' f 1' . 1.--4-, - -, A , ,V 4' . 3 'Q' 'fr I 'Z ' , -4, '- 5- I . E5 -. Q.-5-. .. M. , ' 1- -r , , , - 4: - va, , - , J - Hr--K . . -. ,. - . .A . - :. 'I ur- ' '-- X, r' L :. I, Y - .L Q 1 , - -Z' . .. . , J 1: 1 ' V I ' 4 -I ' f 2 .fre in I it QE- X Thi :im g -.MJVGUS V' c X-. LZ. xl, A 6-gl il.-Q ' ' - au My f . 1- ' - 5' Yr., 121. S: U gy In Q - ' V j. 1-, .f . .- -:if fs . Tr. , 1 Lf'-' .' '-5 ' ' ,111- ..' f ' .P 1, yi ' gg. ' . if we -. fi 3. I E- -fm 1 5' I . i Pl g .'- .Z . T1 1 .. . -. Pf' 2 la ' ' ' mv :ig - ffl A v' Q, ' , Q H ' . 5 . - .ff-. J f '-Q S ' , . '- w x . 11' 'I' it . fi :' - Q15 H ,, - . - 5 :' - ti ' 'M ft ' ' ' L- -' :fi 1 ' , '- . ' - . 4 , - f-' ' ' 1 . ' if ff- , .ga-'L-. Lrgd' 1- I, --H .L 1 .- JJ..-pgsi, 1.--.J ri: 1 ..g-ss-:rf asm 'ng --- . - H -. - .. . - '-,y a4ww4. 19