Jewell School - Bluejay Yearbook (Seaside, OR)

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Students 1-Dean Foster and James Reeher. and Cheryl Hammerberg 2-Carol Adamson . 3-Donna Reeher. 4-Debbi Wood 28 Students

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a yo? fi . . ear WR: l-Randy keeps an eye on the English room as Miss Crino takes a break. 2-Doug Rodgers exhibits fine baseball player formation. 3-Don Irvine is caught doing the unthinkable ...school work. r SAAR People 27

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Prophecy Come with me on an adventure into the future. As we look into the future, the year 1989 becomes a reality, and we see no lines at the gas pumps. In fact we see no gas pumps as cars are now powered by the nuclear waste from Three Mile Island. For this nuclear waste you should expect to pay $27.30 per gram at the nearest waste station (which also sells blankets direct from the 51st state of Mexico, admitted 1987.) As we travel down the road a little further we take a left off Highway 26 and proceed down under the bridge towards Jewell. Passing blown-up mailboxes, ''Beer Boys ' signs, and other signs of Inhabitation, we come upon Jewell High School. Here the Seniors from the 1979 gather for their 10 year reunion and to Serveitime:. Mark Jackson flew in a Canary Yellow 1968 Charger, dented and rusted but still recognizable. Mark is the proud owner of LGN-LIP Cat Hats Inc., which manufactures beat-up, black and yellow Cat Hats. Mark is very quiet these days. Is it because he has nothing to say? Or perhaps he's a naturally quiet person?!! NO, actually its because the expected finally became a reality! He finally bit off his tongue! Just how it happened, we may never know as Mark isn't talking ... but rumor has it that he bit it off in an attempt to obtain a Burgerville certificate, similar to MacDonald's award, by eating 16 half-pound colossal burgers at once. Nice try, Mark. Janice just arrived still in her uniform for the New York Yankees and has just returned from the World Series. Between games, Janice uses the skills she learned in High School, cruising in the tank. She cruises in an 18 wheeler, carrying Mark Jackson's cat hats from the factory to buyers everywhere. And yes, tO answer your unspoken question-she's still gorgeous-just ask her! Betsy Davis is now a professional student driver. She walks a lot as after 1,140 attempts, she still hasn't obtained her Driver's License. Her silver tornado car has been in more wrecks than Bearcat Towing has been to. In her most recent attempt for her license, Betsy crashed into an LGN-LIP Cat Hats Inc. Truck. The insurance company has good news for Betsy-her car will never get in another wreck. Tana Hill is now circuit court judge-a miracle really, considering her uncontested ability to be late anywhere, anytime, to anything, and come up with a not-so-sound excuses Now you're wondering how we managed to find them all, and bring them here for their reunion. Well, it's like this . We found Tana easy-a big name in the paper, ''Judge Hill,'' so upon finding her we also found the rest-in court, as it were. Mark was sueing Betsy for crashing into his LGN LIP Cat Hats, Inc. truck which Janice was driving. Well, the case had been thrown out of 5 courts already, but they were still trying. Tana presided over the case and a verdict was reached, but before it could be announced, one of her superiors, Supreme Court Judge Mr. Bernard Adamson threw it out again-saying Tana could not judge them, because she knew all of them. He sentenced them to 20 years hard mental labor in the Personal Finance room, under the direction of one Stephen Johson. So here they are-a 20 year union after a 10 year re-union. Prophecy 29