Jewell School - Bluejay Yearbook (Seaside, OR)

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After the Claw Dale, Not Jim? Miss Clatsop County Contest The Champions ? Entertainment Steve enlightens Duke The Ace Bill, Jim did it again! Don't they make Randy and David at a cute couple Rick and charming Don Leave it to them! it again.

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Prom: ‘Fantasy of the Sea’ David!!! King Vic and Queen Barbara No girls--sad!! Why are Buddy, Bill and Allen so happy ? Lost little sheep What's the matter with Bill ; as ve E te Well sponsored and Randy Why are Herb and Steve laughing ? Wow! What was it? ? ?

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26 Given by Dale Goodman CLASS PROPHECY Good evening, This is Walter Krinkite with SBC News. Tonight's big story is a reunion at Jewell High School of the Class of 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, and 1974. It took some of them a little longer than others, I attended the meeting and interviewed the class members. Jim Samuelson, better known as ''Canada Coward has just returned from an illustrious career in Canada, playing baseball for the Montreal Expos. Jim first moved north when things got a little draftee in Oregon. In Montreal, Jim charmed the fans with his spectacular catches on routine fly balls. He repeatedly displayed such great form in right field that jobs were offered to him by three world famous ballet companies. Since he is too old for baseball and the draft, Jim has returned to the U. S. to his other sparkling career at Oney's restaurant making the dishes sparkle with Joy, Lemon fresh Joy. Jim also remarked that he is happy with over 50% of his wives. Barbara Hanthorn does a lot of traveling in her work, ten miles a day to the Huckleberry Inn at Elsie, still owned by Moyd Logan, and back. She is now a full fledged waitress and can be seen daily practising ballet from table top to table top. It's surprising how someone who weights 230 pounds can be so graceful. The biggest success of all, though, is Candi Foster. She has really gone into the big times. Two days after marrying Steve Olstedt she went off her diet and exploded. Candi is now supporting the family by wrestling, after being the first one to demask the Claw. It all started with Steve seeing more of the Claw than her. She is now a regular in the Portland Armory, teaming up frequently with the Von Stiegers, Donna Rodgers has become famous for her invention of a new building material. It is harder than diamond and does not require plaster to hold it together. It will stick to anything, all by itself. It does not need to be patented because no one has ever been able to copy Donna's recipe, which she discovered back in her high school home economics class, Everyone is still trying to figure out how she makes her taffy. What Donna hasn't been able to sell she feeds to her children, when she's able to get it off the plate. The stuff will really stick to your ribs, and anything else that should happen to get in the way. Ingenius ''Slickspot'' Alverdes has invented a new sport, automobile racing onice. Billisa master of the race track in his fourspeed Datson with 43 cubic inches, His wife, Joanne, is well known for her victories on her 1 speed horse with 47 cubic inches, especially against Bill's four speed Datson with 43 cubic inches. Victor Jarrett has turned into a great salesman. He gets them one way or the other. He has just returned from Mars where he was trying to sell some of his dodo Photos to the first astronauts, Somehow, he beat the astronauts there so he could get a good picture of them landing. Due to cir- cumstances beyond his control, the Dodo neglected to put film in the camera. Victor's photography, however, is merely a summer past-time. In the fall he has to go back to school, He is still taking English, Well, that's the way it is, Friday, April 31, 1990. This is Walter Krinkite, Good night.