Jersey Shore High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Jersey Shore, PA)

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9. av- fm EKU U Q-Z ,iff , lift ,- ,- L4 1 64, ,ln - C ,, ,, W4 CLASS WILL Feeling that our unsurpassably perfect High School days are fast slipping from us, with heavy hearts we have corne together to make known our wishes for the distribution of the inherited rights and privilges that have a'ways accom panned the position we now hold Therefore we the Sensational Efficient Noble Intelligent Observant Remark able Super Seniors now declare the following CHAPTER I To our extraordinary teachers we bequeath e tender memories of the golden days spent with us the charming class of 49 CHAPTER ll To Alma Mater we bequeath our portraits to be hung in the Hall of Fame CHAPTER III To the unbearable intolerable Juniors we bequeath our mature minds and dignified characters CHAPTER IV To the Sophomore pup squeaks we begrudgingly will the title of Upperclass men After all we have no other choice CHAPTER V To the baby faced Namby pamby pests commonly known as the Freshmen we leave books once touched by our favored hands Marcella Bauer We bequeath Mars efficiency and charm un conduct ng assembly programs to Marlene Myers Thomas Baler- Tommys high grades an ag work we leave to any under classman who may benefit by them Robert Bardo- Mope s great accomplishments as a hunter and fisherman we bequeath to any underclassman who has these interests John Barner We will Buds fighting spirit in football to any boy who as hepped up about ltas Bud Nancy Bay We give Nancy s seat in P O D class to Doris Hartranft We re sure Doris can get along with him Mary Ann Bauer-We will Mary Ann s ability to get along with all the Avis boys to any girl who has similar Interests James Bennett We leave Jimmy to Mr Mcllwain s Chemistry Lab to per fect a cure for Ioveslck lovers John Berfield Johnnles masculine build we bestow upon Alden Larue Poust Lois Blckel We bequeath Lois a pair of boxing gloves compliments of the commercial girls Carl Blllman Carls ability to get along with Mr Mcllwam we give to any Junior who is especially Interested in phosphorus Clarence Bower+ Juniors ability to woo the young womanhood of Alle gheny Street we bequeath to Allen Fudge Dorothy Bowers-This young lady with her modeling ability lremember her bathing suit in the assembly program l we leave to Lock Haven for better or worse lt wrll surely be for better if Tommy has anything to do with it who doesn t have any Carroll Boyer- Chestnuts ability to cut her haur weekly and the scissors she uses we will to Martha Thomas Palease Martha' Harold Brooks-Harolds tallness we leave to Peechia lust because Patricia Brown We will Pats end of the Jersey Shore High School Banner to any girl who has the oomph For complete instructions of this art see Miss Brown James Bullock To some beautiful boss of the female sex we leave Jim as a secretary Jerome Burglt Jeromes bright eyes and interested expressions in class we bes ow upon Jimmy Boyer WI lam Callahan Blls abulry to tease all the girls we give Lewie Dmgler Clair Card To any one who wishes they had big beautiful green eyes please see Clair He may be able to help you Dolores Caroccla We lust leave Dolores to the ODonneII family Period' Allen Chambers-We will Allen to the canteen in Williamsport or rather to us plain Williamsport Beverly Chambers Zekes ability to make faces and show her little ears w leave Janne Bowers W also hope that Bev makes it to Virginia to become Mrs Donald Still Doris Chr stlan We give Doris s ability to drink water without getting all wet to anyone who drinks from the fountains on the second floor Connie Clark To Sherrill Hiller we leave Connie s ability to meet more Lock Haven fellows Ruth Clark We leave Ruths quietness to Joy Bottin t ill take a lot f practice .lack Cllne-Jack s tall hat strut and capability as a drum malor we will to any up and coming underclassman who fills the position laura Cline-We will Laura to Stavertown and not Tom not Harry but Dck Carolyn Cohick Huck we leave to Lock Haven T C providing a butcher doesn t claim her first A I I I I l I I ' 1 I . 'h . . - - - I Q ' h V . . . t ,I . ' Ct ' ' I 1 1 - - I I , - ,I I, - - 3 - ,I I I, - I - - ll I ll . ' i ' ll I ll ' ' ' ' I is ,I ,I - I, I, . , . . I . , . . . . - I, . I: . I . n ,Q I 19 -H H I ' 1' . I T o I I v . , s A R I W , . -H , .. . U , . , . H I l U I A i - A N . , . U I E Beverly Bowes-We will Bev's laugh, you know that Heee Heee, to anyone I 4 I, I - . . I . Q I g ' , I J I . L . . - - I, I I, . I . . . . , mv - f 3 I , . , - A II, I, . I fe , I ..... . . , . . . . 1 I . A 'N -W -,I 5 I II I-f . . I, - ,I W A I I l 1 I - - I . . . . . . I . U I T, - V -I, I I, - - . I e If ' H If rl v - . . I ' T ' ' , . T w . - f . .- - -l w 0 I I . I .s , . ' gf 3. .

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Now we go to a lower footung to those adolescent Sophomores who wush to fill the shoes of upperclassmen We advuse you To be sure to stock up on your double bubble gubble bum for Mr Harts hustory class especually when he us flghtung the Cuvul War He loves the sound effects In Mrs Teufels classes dont fold your paper as unstructed' We always thought ut was a sully udea anyway When you go unto Doc Kulsdonk s class be sure to wear a suut of armor Youll need ut You boys who are always so hungry and cant waut for soooup, when dashung to the cafeterua and happen to bump unto Mr Grugan lust say lts every man for humself When you take ductatuon next year com mercual students lust stare out the wun dow and thunk of anythung but ductatuon Elnora doesnt mund TO WHOM IT Mr Schoendorfer and forget your practuce sheet dont worry' Just brung un your unu form For smoke fiends who feel the need for re laxatuon durung school hours uust go over to the creamery and take that longed for smoke Mr Grugan doesn t care Ask some senuors they know lf you want amusement go to Muss Wrughts study hall and get quueted down gracefully Strange' Nobody chews gum un the Jersey Shore Hugh but what un the world are all those stucky bumps under the desks? lf you want to reduce try smokung one cugar a day For more detauls go to Mr Cook He knows all about ut When the band us to play for a football game and the raun us pourung down be sure and call Mr Schoendorfer and ask hum what to do He lust loves to answer the phone Attentuon all boys' Seekung preference? Want attentuon? Are you lonely? Need an extra credut? Want relaxatuon? Then we advuse you to take a sublect from Termute Decker We advuse the underclassmen to guve Muss Izer suggestuons on how to catch her athlete lSal that usl Now for the safety pun users of thus luttle red bruck nursery the ugnorant umpossuble green undersuzed dumb overbearung loud mouthed lop eared creatures un short Fresh men who are always gettung tangled up un the saud superuors feet 'I By all appearances you Innocent chuldren seem to thunk Mr Grugan us un earnest when he speaks agaunst tarduness That us altogether the wrong umpressuon He us merely havung a luttle fun un hus own way We advuse the Freshmen to donate Mughty mouse Poust to Mr Hart to fill the gap left by the Senuor football boys All you Freshmen gurls who drool over Jarmoska remember he s got a lO pound baby gurl Freshmen sell your assembly seats before ut s too late' ' MAY C ONCEBN paunless treatments lts sure to cure I Seruously to the underclassmen we advuse you to take advantage of the excellent lead ershup of Mrs Daugherty and Mr Noll We thunk they re tops In closung we hope and pray that the faculty shall always contunue to have patuence and undul gence at underclassmen moronucantucs as that wull make for better understandung wtthun the portals of Alma Mater and we wush you all a Merry Xmas Happy New Year Joyous Easter a safe and sane Fourth Happy Burthday a belt burstung Thanksguvung and Happy Landungs' Sugned Professor of Morons Carroll Boyer Professor of Moroff s Beverly Muller Professor of Manuacs Louuse O Donnell Professor of lmbecules Marcella Bauer Professor of Lunatncs Beverly Chambers Professor of lduots Henruetta Speary 19 . ' ' i l 1 D . I - : 1 1 1 . 1 l. , ' . - -, ' I ' I I 2 1 1 ' . . . 3 - 11 11 - 1 I ' ' ' ' ' I . 2. ' 4' Il ' - II 1 s 1 . . ' ll I , H ' ' 3. n I I 5. ' ' , - - I - . . . . Q 4' I 1 - - 1 If you take instrumental music lessons from 9. Do you have warts? Se Dr. Mcllwain for . ' ' . ' -or , ' . ' ' '- kull. . 10. - . I I I . . . I 5 . . . . - . I I . . I . . . . I . ' I I I I 1 ' I - ' l 1. . . . I ' ' 3. ' a o ' I I . I . 4. . Q l I . II ' ll . . 5. ' ' . 6. ' 1 l ' l

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CLASS WILL Warren COX ond Maralyn Snyder We gave Mr Hart all the r lattle redheads He wall probably name the team The Red Headed League Dean Crammer-Dean s female follower we wall to Nacky Peluso although at seems Nack as daang faarly well on has own James Dawson We wall Jams abalaty to be a great star lchokell to has two brothers Ye gods' more Dawsons Robert Decker-Bobs after hours shopwork we leave to any future Ag boy who has a lat of ambataon Joyce Dunlap-We wall Joyce who wall soon be walkang down the aasle to s I do to the Lattle Church an the Vale Larue Durrwachter-Caruso as stall loakang for that certaan tomato who wall knock has eyes aut and stall keep has heart flutterang after thear second date So to ham we leave Rata Hayworth Ellen Eck Ellen we leave as labraraan for the Eck and Eck Inc Labrary at Co'lomsvaIIe Walter Eck We wall Walter s masculane buald to Ray Tomb laura Edwards We wall Laura the largest daamond mane an the world Maybe someday shell have what she s been tellang us Rachard Easwerth-To Rachard we gcve a lattle farm over an Bastress That seems to be has rnaan anterest Donald Englash- Romeo and has motorcycle we leave an the capable hands of the Lock Haven State Troopers Joanne Engl sh-We wall Jo to that man she has packed out and wash hem much happaness Harold Ergott We leave Durarate as manager of J J Newberry and Co wath one coradataon he must keep has mand on has work Dorothy Fenstamaker- Darts terraflc commercaal abalaty we bequeath to some lucky Junaor Thelma Fetterhoof Our temper chald we leave to Mass Carter she knows how to handle her Doloros Fleasher-We bestow upon any underclassman who as cute enough Dolly s abalaty as a cheerleader George Fr ggae-we wall Georges knowledge of salad geometry to anyone who reeds one Peggy Fulkrod Pegs story tellang abalaty we gave to any angenaous Fresh mon Anna Joyce Gamble--We leave Anna Joyce to any fellow who wants to take o gamble Vavlan Gerhard Vavaans flrst choace of the Ag boys we leave to Sylvaa she s next an lane Doris Glaes We wall Darts s table manners to anyone who can qualafy You should see how she eats school bond we leave to Ned Scherer Ann Gabson Ann we leave to Pepsodent and the man shes gonng to catch wath that smale some day Donald Greene-Donnaes abalaty to walk a da4erent garl home every other naght we wall to ony fellow an the West End that has what at takes Vargmaa Greene-To Helen Elaane Myers we gave Ganny s fast talkang abalaty Robert Harer-Bobs balaty to flart wath all the garls and stall not get ta d down we gave to Jam DeCapraa James Harns Spader s ten talented flngers and has Harras Boagae we be queath to Frankae Carle Kathryn Harrow We wall Kathryns bathang suat to her younger saster when she thanks she s capable of makang at pay davadends Beverly Harter-Sance Bevs so good at cookang we leave her to Ball Englash for we re sure hell apprecaate her Rodney Harvey We leave Rod to a certaan blonde lawyer to be provadang Sophomore garls don t get ham llrst Alfred Hauser-Alfs speed runnang on the football team we bequeath to h s brother Freddae We are sure af he eats h s Wheataes as Alf does and keeps an practace by runnang home from a place such as Burke Street he wall qualafy Donald Head We wall Don s love for 'he cafeteraa food to the Junaar bays Racharcl Heuser-Has speakang abalaty and excellence an Ag we bequeath t Mr Gerhard s next prodagy Martha Hummer We wall Martha as a secretary to a bag executave an New York Caty Katty Rae Irvan Katty s wannang personalaty we bequeath to anyone who can qualafy Norma Johnson To Norma we gave a straat locket especaally made for assem bly programs so she doesnt laugh too hard Ask her why' Robert Karstetter Bobs abalaty to translate Latan we wall to Donnae Read Lews Kaufman lewae a good fisherman they say we gave a specaal trout stream fllled wath lattle suckers so he can lave up to has tradataons Barry Kassell Barrys good looks and way wath women we leave to has brother Donnae P S Put them to good use Don Eva Koch-We leave Evas abalaty an keepang secrets to Elaane Clark who can t keep anytlaang Pretta Kreamer-Pretta s power to charm I V we hereby bequeath to Paul Hummer See af that doesn t help some Paul Davad lauler-Thas handsome red head s leadershap abalaty we davade equally between the three manor class presadents We re posatave they ll all have plenty and then some up l l Ain aww' , . 1 . Q - . I . ,S ' ll I lf A , S - ,, . H y I . . . , .. . I I H . If . . A D cy ,, ,, . . I I . . , f ' ' ' ' 1 fl ' ' l . - aa ar , vt - - ., W . - I . . ,, ll I If ' ' ' ' I R , . .. . . . , - - -. Jerry Glass-Jerry's Grst-chair in the trombone section of this wonderful high af E 1-it - X 7, . . , , . . . . . . . , l . .. - Q U 9 I . . . . . . . ., . V 0 wx , . ' ' . . . . X , ' . 7 ' . . ' . , I ' ll , . f , ,pg