Jersey Shore High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Jersey Shore, PA)

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Now we go to a lower footung to those adolescent Sophomores who wush to fill the shoes of upperclassmen We advuse you To be sure to stock up on your double bubble gubble bum for Mr Harts hustory class especually when he us flghtung the Cuvul War He loves the sound effects In Mrs Teufels classes dont fold your paper as unstructed' We always thought ut was a sully udea anyway When you go unto Doc Kulsdonk s class be sure to wear a suut of armor Youll need ut You boys who are always so hungry and cant waut for soooup, when dashung to the cafeterua and happen to bump unto Mr Grugan lust say lts every man for humself When you take ductatuon next year com mercual students lust stare out the wun dow and thunk of anythung but ductatuon Elnora doesnt mund TO WHOM IT Mr Schoendorfer and forget your practuce sheet dont worry' Just brung un your unu form For smoke fiends who feel the need for re laxatuon durung school hours uust go over to the creamery and take that longed for smoke Mr Grugan doesn t care Ask some senuors they know lf you want amusement go to Muss Wrughts study hall and get quueted down gracefully Strange' Nobody chews gum un the Jersey Shore Hugh but what un the world are all those stucky bumps under the desks? lf you want to reduce try smokung one cugar a day For more detauls go to Mr Cook He knows all about ut When the band us to play for a football game and the raun us pourung down be sure and call Mr Schoendorfer and ask hum what to do He lust loves to answer the phone Attentuon all boys' Seekung preference? Want attentuon? Are you lonely? Need an extra credut? Want relaxatuon? Then we advuse you to take a sublect from Termute Decker We advuse the underclassmen to guve Muss Izer suggestuons on how to catch her athlete lSal that usl Now for the safety pun users of thus luttle red bruck nursery the ugnorant umpossuble green undersuzed dumb overbearung loud mouthed lop eared creatures un short Fresh men who are always gettung tangled up un the saud superuors feet 'I By all appearances you Innocent chuldren seem to thunk Mr Grugan us un earnest when he speaks agaunst tarduness That us altogether the wrong umpressuon He us merely havung a luttle fun un hus own way We advuse the Freshmen to donate Mughty mouse Poust to Mr Hart to fill the gap left by the Senuor football boys All you Freshmen gurls who drool over Jarmoska remember he s got a lO pound baby gurl Freshmen sell your assembly seats before ut s too late' ' MAY C ONCEBN paunless treatments lts sure to cure I Seruously to the underclassmen we advuse you to take advantage of the excellent lead ershup of Mrs Daugherty and Mr Noll We thunk they re tops In closung we hope and pray that the faculty shall always contunue to have patuence and undul gence at underclassmen moronucantucs as that wull make for better understandung wtthun the portals of Alma Mater and we wush you all a Merry Xmas Happy New Year Joyous Easter a safe and sane Fourth Happy Burthday a belt burstung Thanksguvung and Happy Landungs' Sugned Professor of Morons Carroll Boyer Professor of Moroff s Beverly Muller Professor of Manuacs Louuse O Donnell Professor of lmbecules Marcella Bauer Professor of Lunatncs Beverly Chambers Professor of lduots Henruetta Speary 19 . ' ' i l 1 D . I - : 1 1 1 . 1 l. , ' . - -, ' I ' I I 2 1 1 ' . . . 3 - 11 11 - 1 I ' ' ' ' ' I . 2. ' 4' Il ' - II 1 s 1 . . ' ll I , H ' ' 3. n I I 5. ' ' , - - I - . . . . Q 4' I 1 - - 1 If you take instrumental music lessons from 9. Do you have warts? Se Dr. Mcllwain for . ' ' . ' -or , ' . ' ' '- kull. . 10. - . I I I . . . I 5 . . . . - . I I . . I . . . . I . ' I I I I 1 ' I - ' l 1. . . . I ' ' 3. ' a o ' I I . I . 4. . Q l I . II ' ll . . 5. ' ' . 6. ' 1 l ' l

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CLASS POEM A GARDEN OF MEMORIES A basket of flowers I bring you today, Some flowers of memory, shared, you and I . . . Wonderful memories, golden and gay That grow in the gardens of Jersey Shore High. We entered these gardens iust four years ago With our eyes and our hearts upturned to the sky And now as we leave them we carry I know Our hearts full of memories of Jersey Shore High Those Old Forty Nlners went searchtng for gold But we gathered treasures that gold cannot buy As we shared in the treasures of riches untold We found in the classrooms of Jersey Shore High Yes we Forty Niners have given our best With our motto and purpose To Do or To Die And with this as our motto well finish the rest With the courage you gave us Dear Jersey Shore High Though often It seemed that the going was tough Fight on' Fight on' was our battle cry For the highways and skyways of life may be rough That lead upward and onward from Jersey Shore Hugh We ve come a long way to appear here today Where we say to our school and each other Goodbye And all of us bring you these flowers to say Well miss you' Well miss you' Dear Jersey Shore High Ann Norman 49 ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN All right you numbskulls dont you know enough to be quiet when your superiors have the floor? Dig out your ears and sit up and take notice for we are about to hand you a few point ers for your own benefit But before we dish because it wont do a but of good if you do' We will attempt to advise the great lthey thinkl Junior Class who will try to fill the es teemed exalted lofty worldly superior intel lectual refined polished competent dignified extraordinary discriminating and unusually hard worn shoes of us Seniors You intelligent Juniors Cof which there are fewl who wish to put the cap on the bottle of knowledge in this institution lmental that :sl start saving those easily gotten pennies for caps and gowns puc tures name cards invitations and year books If you have any old love notes lust tear them up in little bits and scatter them on the floor in Miss Baird s room She loves to piece them together and read about puppy love Junior ushers when Mr Grugan calls upon your services and you already have plans for the evening with the boy friend lust don t show up Hell understand And to the Junior Home Ec gurls when you start cooking meals next year be sure not to pay for them until about 2 weeks afterwards Mrs Weller always thinks A little bit a day keeps the meals com mg our way We advise you to use the privilege of Seniors to skip any classes you want especially Mr Grugan s Economics class I I I I I ll ' Il ' , I Il ' II ' I I ' II 0 II I . . , . . , , . II ' ' II . . , I II ll I I I ll I ' I ' ' I . I I I 2' I . . . , . . . . . . . . , ' ll Il out this advice we'll tell you not to feel hurt ' ' ' ' - 3. ' f . 1 n n - I . - I , . . ' ' ' I I I I I - . . I I I I I , 4. . : 1' I I 4 . ' . T : ' 11 - ' I - s -.ua . ll I I I I . , . 'IB

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9. av- fm EKU U Q-Z ,iff , lift ,- ,- L4 1 64, ,ln - C ,, ,, W4 CLASS WILL Feeling that our unsurpassably perfect High School days are fast slipping from us, with heavy hearts we have corne together to make known our wishes for the distribution of the inherited rights and privilges that have a'ways accom panned the position we now hold Therefore we the Sensational Efficient Noble Intelligent Observant Remark able Super Seniors now declare the following CHAPTER I To our extraordinary teachers we bequeath e tender memories of the golden days spent with us the charming class of 49 CHAPTER ll To Alma Mater we bequeath our portraits to be hung in the Hall of Fame CHAPTER III To the unbearable intolerable Juniors we bequeath our mature minds and dignified characters CHAPTER IV To the Sophomore pup squeaks we begrudgingly will the title of Upperclass men After all we have no other choice CHAPTER V To the baby faced Namby pamby pests commonly known as the Freshmen we leave books once touched by our favored hands Marcella Bauer We bequeath Mars efficiency and charm un conduct ng assembly programs to Marlene Myers Thomas Baler- Tommys high grades an ag work we leave to any under classman who may benefit by them Robert Bardo- Mope s great accomplishments as a hunter and fisherman we bequeath to any underclassman who has these interests John Barner We will Buds fighting spirit in football to any boy who as hepped up about ltas Bud Nancy Bay We give Nancy s seat in P O D class to Doris Hartranft We re sure Doris can get along with him Mary Ann Bauer-We will Mary Ann s ability to get along with all the Avis boys to any girl who has similar Interests James Bennett We leave Jimmy to Mr Mcllwain s Chemistry Lab to per fect a cure for Ioveslck lovers John Berfield Johnnles masculine build we bestow upon Alden Larue Poust Lois Blckel We bequeath Lois a pair of boxing gloves compliments of the commercial girls Carl Blllman Carls ability to get along with Mr Mcllwam we give to any Junior who is especially Interested in phosphorus Clarence Bower+ Juniors ability to woo the young womanhood of Alle gheny Street we bequeath to Allen Fudge Dorothy Bowers-This young lady with her modeling ability lremember her bathing suit in the assembly program l we leave to Lock Haven for better or worse lt wrll surely be for better if Tommy has anything to do with it who doesn t have any Carroll Boyer- Chestnuts ability to cut her haur weekly and the scissors she uses we will to Martha Thomas Palease Martha' Harold Brooks-Harolds tallness we leave to Peechia lust because Patricia Brown We will Pats end of the Jersey Shore High School Banner to any girl who has the oomph For complete instructions of this art see Miss Brown James Bullock To some beautiful boss of the female sex we leave Jim as a secretary Jerome Burglt Jeromes bright eyes and interested expressions in class we bes ow upon Jimmy Boyer WI lam Callahan Blls abulry to tease all the girls we give Lewie Dmgler Clair Card To any one who wishes they had big beautiful green eyes please see Clair He may be able to help you Dolores Caroccla We lust leave Dolores to the ODonneII family Period' Allen Chambers-We will Allen to the canteen in Williamsport or rather to us plain Williamsport Beverly Chambers Zekes ability to make faces and show her little ears w leave Janne Bowers W also hope that Bev makes it to Virginia to become Mrs Donald Still Doris Chr stlan We give Doris s ability to drink water without getting all wet to anyone who drinks from the fountains on the second floor Connie Clark To Sherrill Hiller we leave Connie s ability to meet more Lock Haven fellows Ruth Clark We leave Ruths quietness to Joy Bottin t ill take a lot f practice .lack Cllne-Jack s tall hat strut and capability as a drum malor we will to any up and coming underclassman who fills the position laura Cline-We will Laura to Stavertown and not Tom not Harry but Dck Carolyn Cohick Huck we leave to Lock Haven T C providing a butcher doesn t claim her first A I I I I l I I ' 1 I . 'h . . - - - I Q ' h V . . . t ,I . ' Ct ' ' I 1 1 - - I I , - ,I I, - - 3 - ,I I I, - I - - ll I ll . ' i ' ll I ll ' ' ' ' I is ,I ,I - I, I, . , . . I . , . . . . - I, . I: . I . n ,Q I 19 -H H I ' 1' . I T o I I v . , s A R I W , . -H , .. . U , . , . H I l U I A i - A N . , . U I E Beverly Bowes-We will Bev's laugh, you know that Heee Heee, to anyone I 4 I, I - . . I . Q I g ' , I J I . L . . - - I, I I, . I . . . . , mv - f 3 I , . , - A II, I, . I fe , I ..... . . , . . . . 1 I . A 'N -W -,I 5 I II I-f . . I, - ,I W A I I l 1 I - - I . . . . . . I . U I T, - V -I, I I, - - . I e If ' H If rl v - . . I ' T ' ' , . T w . - f . .- - -l w 0 I I . I .s , . ' gf 3. .