Jersey Shore High School - Orange and Black Yearbook (Jersey Shore, PA)

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CLASS POEM A GARDEN OF MEMORIES A basket of flowers I bring you today, Some flowers of memory, shared, you and I . . . Wonderful memories, golden and gay That grow in the gardens of Jersey Shore High. We entered these gardens iust four years ago With our eyes and our hearts upturned to the sky And now as we leave them we carry I know Our hearts full of memories of Jersey Shore High Those Old Forty Nlners went searchtng for gold But we gathered treasures that gold cannot buy As we shared in the treasures of riches untold We found in the classrooms of Jersey Shore High Yes we Forty Niners have given our best With our motto and purpose To Do or To Die And with this as our motto well finish the rest With the courage you gave us Dear Jersey Shore High Though often It seemed that the going was tough Fight on' Fight on' was our battle cry For the highways and skyways of life may be rough That lead upward and onward from Jersey Shore Hugh We ve come a long way to appear here today Where we say to our school and each other Goodbye And all of us bring you these flowers to say Well miss you' Well miss you' Dear Jersey Shore High Ann Norman 49 ADVICE TO UNDERCLASSMEN All right you numbskulls dont you know enough to be quiet when your superiors have the floor? Dig out your ears and sit up and take notice for we are about to hand you a few point ers for your own benefit But before we dish because it wont do a but of good if you do' We will attempt to advise the great lthey thinkl Junior Class who will try to fill the es teemed exalted lofty worldly superior intel lectual refined polished competent dignified extraordinary discriminating and unusually hard worn shoes of us Seniors You intelligent Juniors Cof which there are fewl who wish to put the cap on the bottle of knowledge in this institution lmental that :sl start saving those easily gotten pennies for caps and gowns puc tures name cards invitations and year books If you have any old love notes lust tear them up in little bits and scatter them on the floor in Miss Baird s room She loves to piece them together and read about puppy love Junior ushers when Mr Grugan calls upon your services and you already have plans for the evening with the boy friend lust don t show up Hell understand And to the Junior Home Ec gurls when you start cooking meals next year be sure not to pay for them until about 2 weeks afterwards Mrs Weller always thinks A little bit a day keeps the meals com mg our way We advise you to use the privilege of Seniors to skip any classes you want especially Mr Grugan s Economics class I I I I I ll ' Il ' , I Il ' II ' I I ' II 0 II I . . , . . , , . II ' ' II . . , I II ll I I I ll I ' I ' ' I . I I I 2' I . . . , . . . . . . . . , ' ll Il out this advice we'll tell you not to feel hurt ' ' ' ' - 3. ' f . 1 n n - I . - I , . . ' ' ' I I I I I - . . I I I I I , 4. . : 1' I I 4 . ' . T : ' 11 - ' I - s -.ua . ll I I I I . , . 'IB

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SEN IOB CLASS HISTORY On a brught fall day of 45 there resounded through the halls of thus unstu tutuon the putter patterung of luttle feet Havung been accompanued by our mothers mere chuldren as we were and quute green to the untruguung formalutues of hugh school lufe we found out that we were the one and only freshman class of 45 Sunce we were not of votung age the faculty selected our class officers who were PFSSlCl6I'1f Davue Lauler Vuce presudent Jackue McCaslun Secretary Luttle Joanna Whute Treasurer Bobbue Ludwug Our class advuser for thus year was Mrs Bubb and the only socual event whuch we could afford was a school party whuch was forced upon us Parkuna our bubble gum beneath the seats and wuth our yo yos locked un the office safe we found ut advusable to go about school un a busuness luke man ner We elected the followung class officers Presudent Davud Lauler Vuce presudent Robert Scherer Secretary Vuvuan Gerhard Treasurer Joanna Waute What wull ut be7 Rose gold plaun gold onyx or ruby? Ah yes' Our Class rungs In the lune of socual events we held our annual class party and won ten dollars for a float un the Hallowe en Parade Our class advuser for thus year was Mrs Daugherty and a noble one she was Reachung the half way mark wuth only two more years to go we elected Davud Lauler for a thurd term The other officers were Secreta ry Joa nna Wa ute Treasurer Ann Norman Our socual calendar for the year consusted of the Junuor Class Play The Tun Hero the Class Party and the Junuor Senuor Prom at whuch we honored the graduatung class Under the guudance of Mrs Daugherty we flnushed our thurd year atJ S Hugh Thus un thus fourth year we the forty nuners began the rush not for gold not for fame but to our varued professuons whuch lue beyond The class elected to office For a fourth term D R Lau Hus stand by Jack Reed McCaslun Our keeper of munutes Joannct WGIYG Handler of finances Kutty Rae lrvun Hughlughts of thus year were The annual class party wuth entertaunment by members of the class the Senuor Class Play Junuor Prom and un May the annual Junuor Senuor Prom at whuch the Junuors honored us Now un rungung down the curtaun on thus our closung year we wush to thank the faculty and admunustratuon our advuser Mr Noll and all those concerned wuth makung our years of school happy and memorable ones CLASS HISTORIANS Jack Clune Chaurman Doloros Fleusher Shurley Monks Eluzabeth Weaver T7 ' I . . . , - I ' I ' o 1 o . I I ' I . ' 1 ' 1 . . , . V 1 ' I ' . - I . ' I . I I ' ' . , . . . , . - l I Vice-president Jack McCaslin . v ' Il I . ,, . . . 1 ' 1 , I l , ' I 1 1 , . F. . . ler ' . II ' II ' 1 I I I

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Now we go to a lower footung to those adolescent Sophomores who wush to fill the shoes of upperclassmen We advuse you To be sure to stock up on your double bubble gubble bum for Mr Harts hustory class especually when he us flghtung the Cuvul War He loves the sound effects In Mrs Teufels classes dont fold your paper as unstructed' We always thought ut was a sully udea anyway When you go unto Doc Kulsdonk s class be sure to wear a suut of armor Youll need ut You boys who are always so hungry and cant waut for soooup, when dashung to the cafeterua and happen to bump unto Mr Grugan lust say lts every man for humself When you take ductatuon next year com mercual students lust stare out the wun dow and thunk of anythung but ductatuon Elnora doesnt mund TO WHOM IT Mr Schoendorfer and forget your practuce sheet dont worry' Just brung un your unu form For smoke fiends who feel the need for re laxatuon durung school hours uust go over to the creamery and take that longed for smoke Mr Grugan doesn t care Ask some senuors they know lf you want amusement go to Muss Wrughts study hall and get quueted down gracefully Strange' Nobody chews gum un the Jersey Shore Hugh but what un the world are all those stucky bumps under the desks? lf you want to reduce try smokung one cugar a day For more detauls go to Mr Cook He knows all about ut When the band us to play for a football game and the raun us pourung down be sure and call Mr Schoendorfer and ask hum what to do He lust loves to answer the phone Attentuon all boys' Seekung preference? Want attentuon? Are you lonely? Need an extra credut? Want relaxatuon? Then we advuse you to take a sublect from Termute Decker We advuse the underclassmen to guve Muss Izer suggestuons on how to catch her athlete lSal that usl Now for the safety pun users of thus luttle red bruck nursery the ugnorant umpossuble green undersuzed dumb overbearung loud mouthed lop eared creatures un short Fresh men who are always gettung tangled up un the saud superuors feet 'I By all appearances you Innocent chuldren seem to thunk Mr Grugan us un earnest when he speaks agaunst tarduness That us altogether the wrong umpressuon He us merely havung a luttle fun un hus own way We advuse the Freshmen to donate Mughty mouse Poust to Mr Hart to fill the gap left by the Senuor football boys All you Freshmen gurls who drool over Jarmoska remember he s got a lO pound baby gurl Freshmen sell your assembly seats before ut s too late' ' MAY C ONCEBN paunless treatments lts sure to cure I Seruously to the underclassmen we advuse you to take advantage of the excellent lead ershup of Mrs Daugherty and Mr Noll We thunk they re tops In closung we hope and pray that the faculty shall always contunue to have patuence and undul gence at underclassmen moronucantucs as that wull make for better understandung wtthun the portals of Alma Mater and we wush you all a Merry Xmas Happy New Year Joyous Easter a safe and sane Fourth Happy Burthday a belt burstung Thanksguvung and Happy Landungs' Sugned Professor of Morons Carroll Boyer Professor of Moroff s Beverly Muller Professor of Manuacs Louuse O Donnell Professor of lmbecules Marcella Bauer Professor of Lunatncs Beverly Chambers Professor of lduots Henruetta Speary 19 . ' ' i l 1 D . I - : 1 1 1 . 1 l. , ' . - -, ' I ' I I 2 1 1 ' . . . 3 - 11 11 - 1 I ' ' ' ' ' I . 2. ' 4' Il ' - II 1 s 1 . . ' ll I , H ' ' 3. n I I 5. ' ' , - - I - . . . . Q 4' I 1 - - 1 If you take instrumental music lessons from 9. Do you have warts? Se Dr. Mcllwain for . ' ' . ' -or , ' . ' ' '- kull. . 10. - . I I I . . . I 5 . . . . - . I I . . I . . . . I . ' I I I I 1 ' I - ' l 1. . . . I ' ' 3. ' a o ' I I . I . 4. . Q l I . II ' ll . . 5. ' ' . 6. ' 1 l ' l