Jefferson Union High School - Jeffaurean Yearbook (Richmond, OH)

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Y-Teen News - Continued Their officers this year are as follows: President. . ...... . . . . . . Mrs. Richard Middaugh Vice-President. . . . Miss Woodice Eliason Secretary................Mrs. Irving jurgens Treasurer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Mrs. Royden johnson This ends the year around news of our club. We to follow will enjoy the club as much as we have. SOLDIERS AND DOLLS ' Little girls like dolls, ..ittle boys like soldiers, Bigger girls like soldiers, Bigger boys like dolls. THINK THIS OVER A dog is loved By old and young: Fle wags his tail, And not his tongue. PROTECTION Protect the birds. The Dove oz-ings peace and the Stork brings tax exemptions. DOLLAR The one green with the short future. TRUTHFULNESS Bud: Do prevaricators ever tell the truth? ' Melvin: Yes, I heard one call another a liar. WHAT A DIFFERENCE! Richard: What is the diff- erence between capital and labor, Dad? Mr. Nelson: Well, son, the money you lend representsdcap- ital and getting it back repre- sents labor. LATIN All are dead who wrote it, All are dead who spoke it, All die who learn it, Blessed death, They earn it. 47 hope that the Y-Teens of the years ALL OR NOTHING Some guys adore a pretty face, Some love a pretty curl. That's not for Bob, He must adinit- He wants the whole darn-girl. LUCKY We heard of a lucky man the other day. He has a wife and a cigarette lighter, and both of them work. WILLY A little boy went forth to school One day without his churn: The teacher said, Why, you're alone Why doesn't Willy come? Oh Willy! sobbed the little boy, There ain't no Willy now, What do you mean? the teach- er asked, Please sir, the boy replied, With puzzled, knitted brow. We made a bet for fun Which one could lean the far- therest out The window, Willy won,