Jefferson Union High School - Jeffaurean Yearbook (Richmond, OH)

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Senorism - Continued. As the year bumped along, certain dreams became familiar, even tiresome after the third or fourth time. Such a drearn. first staged its debut in january some- time. The triangle dream it was--in one corner of the thundering hall between pe- riods stands Dicky Boy and Donny jean --in the second corner of the second period stands Quiet Wesler and Donny Jean --and in the third corner fxgmemher it's a triangle, of the third period stands, you guessed it, Donny jean intently murmuring they love me-they love me not-they love me-- then the bell rings- for whom the bell tolls poor Donny never knows! - Then there was the Hall Dream, starring the ever-present Senior Stand-bys. Stationed along the west wall Hughes and johnson, Inc. , usually did a thriving business. Near the water fountain fin case things became too hot, no doubtj were the one o'clock jumpers, Convertible Bud , Tin-Flute Hornsby pleasantly corner- ed by certain Soft-mores. Wandering up and down, obviously thinking the hall was a basketball floor, strolled Shorty Arnett, everyone's idol. After enticing these cha- racters into the room Miss Kempy might even have a government class. Even that was usually more a thing of dreams than reality. As if these daily dreams weren't enough, Miss Kempy experienced during tnc months of Spring a colossal super-production of a dream. lt was a review or pre- views of things not done and done! And the cast was all three rings of the class circus. The Eldorado favorites Melvin and Big john rode bicycles to their land of gold , Tardy Owens broke every key on the typewriter for dear 'ole Crite- rion deadlineg then, there was Bansby Culbertson squirting fuzz water over Thompson's bar at junior, and the songsters-- Westy, Mully, and Gunny --sounding like the Driving Car in low gear. In the middle of the fantastic sights-- - Flash Pickett dropped his camera on Brownie's head and she wins the title, Most Bumped Into Person of '48' . For the thriller finish there was Tractor Speed-Demon Ray almost running over Dozing Frech, my, but he was sleepy this year! So Miss Kempy lived and tried to sleep--those last few, months. 'But then, praise be, she noticed a definite decrease in dreams and after the seniors left on that last day in May, Miss Kempy slept soundly that first night. Little did she know that Beautiful DeBoo had been picked as the heir to the memories--typin', to publish and write a little old Criterion is the perfect qualification to be the person of strong'nerve, sleepless nights and the never say--well, never say it spirit. Thus, we leave and bring to a close this strange, secret life of a Senior Class sponsor. lt's really amazing nowadays what some people will do for a living! More amazing is what some people will do..! Good-night, sweet dreams . Signed Mr, X. Z0