Jefferson Union High School - Jeffaurean Yearbook (Richmond, OH)

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WILLING CANDIDATES A young couple asked the parson to marry them immediately following the Sun- day morning service. When the time came the minister arose to say: Will those who wish to be united in holy bonds of matrimony please come forward? There was a great stir as 13 women and one man approached the alter. A REAL BLIND DATE jack: My girl told me last night that she didn't want to see me anymore. Bud: So, I guess you left then? jack: No, I turned out the lights. JUST MY LUCK He is my teacherg I shall not pass. He maketh me to go to the board. He compelleth me to write difficult problems. He maketh me to sit down for my class sake. Yea, though I study until mid- night I gain no knowledge. For my formulas sorely bother me. He giveth me F Surely factors and radicals Shall follow me all the days of my life. And I shall dwell in the Al- gebra class forever. FAILURE Roses are red Violets are blue, I copied your answer And I flunked too. ATTENTION FROM NOW ON UNTIL JUNE WE WILL HAVE ONLY ONE-HALF A DAY OF SCHOOL WEDNESDAY MORNINGS. The other half will be on Wednesday after- noons. A POEM 1'1l bet when you first started To read this you thought that it Was a poem. Isn't it funny how people go on Reading anyway when they know they are being fooled ?