Jefferson Union High School - Jeffaurean Yearbook (Richmond, OH)

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GRIN AWHILE THAT NEW LOOK Robert: You gonna wear the flowers Paul sentcha? jane: I wou1dn't wear anything else. Robert: What! Wait till I tell Pa. HEAVEN BOUND Mr. johnson: Explain the law of Gravity. Allie: That's the law that says if you feel high the night before you gotta feel low the next day. THE OLD ST ORY Mr. Sanders: This is the fifth time you've been sent into my office this week, What have you to say? Bill: Pm certainly glad it's Friday. INFLATION Mr. Allen: When water changes to ice, what is the greatest change that takes place? Jenny: The price. LAST WORDS Miss Kemp: In what battle did Gen- eral Wolfe, when hearing of victory, cry? I die happy. jack: I think it was his last battle. UPS AND DOWNS Be nice to people on the way up. You may meet them again on the way down. SENIOR MARKS We think that we shall never see An F as lovely as a B A B whose rounded form is pressed Upon the records of the blessed: As F comes easily, and yet, it isn't easy to forget: F's are made by fools like me, But only God can make a Bee. BUBBLE-GUM The gum-chewing girls And the cud-chewing cow Are somewhat alike, Yet different somehow, And what is the difference? I think I know now-- It's that clear thoughtful look On the face of the cow, THE WRONG WOMAN Blondes were invented to preventmar- ried life from running too smoothly. WELL SET Last night I sat upon a chair A little chair that wasn't there. It wasn't there again today But I can't sit down anyway. CRA ZY CRAFT Since Kilroy has been here, the poor little moron hasn't had a chance. But have you all heard about the little moron who ate uranium and got atomic ache? NEW METHOD Little Billy was sent out to bring in the kittens. His father, hearing a shrillme- owing, called out: Don'thurt the kittens, Billy. I won't, Billy said. I'm carrying them by their stems. CATTINESS Miriam: I saw Betty yesterday and we had the loveliest chat. jane: I thought so. She wou1dn't sp- eak to me today. NOT NOW Mr. Kemper: Why don't you get out and find a job? When I was your age I was working for S5 a week in a shop, and at the end of five years I owned thex shop. ' ' Bud: You can't do that nowadays.They have cash registers.