Jefferson Township High School - Criterion Yearbook (New Paris, OH)

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WILLING CANDIDATES A young couple asked the parson to marry them immediately following the Sun- day morning service. When the time came the minister arose to say: Will those who wish to be united in holy bonds of matrimony please come forward? There was a great stir as 13 women and one man approached the alter. A REAL BLIND DATE jack: My girl told me last night that she didn't want to see me anyrnore. Bud: So, I guess you left then? jack: No, I turned out the lights. JUST MY LUCK He is my teacherg I shall not pass. He maketh me to go to the board. I-Ie compelleth me to write difficult problems. He maketh me to sit down for my class sake. Yea, though I study until mid- night I gain no knowledge. For my formulas sorely bother me. He giveth me F Surely factors and radicals Shall follow me all the days of my life. And I shall dwell in the A1- gebra class forever. FAILURE Roses are red Violets are blue, I copied your answer And I flunked too. ATTENTION FROM NOW ON UNTIL JUNE WE WILL HAVE ONLY ONE-HALF A DAY OF SCHOOL WEDNESDAY NIORNINGS. The other half will be on Wednesday after- noons. A POEM I'1l bet when you first started To read this you thought that it Was a poem. lsn't it funny how people go on Reading anyway when they know they are being fooled ?

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DEDICATION For twelve years our teachers have labored tirelessly in an effort to give us a good fundamental education. Their task would have been a great deal harder had it not have been for the equally tireless effort of another group. To this group fell the majority of the responsi- bilities of influencing and shaping our lives. They have laughed with us when we were happy, comforted us when we were sad, cared for us when we were sick, corrected us when we did wrong, and helped us in everway possible. To use a time-worn statement, we have caused much of that gray that is sprinkled through their hair. For these reasons, we are more than happy to dedicate this Criterion to our mothers and fathers in appreciation for all they have done for us. Senior Class of '48' 6