Jefferson Township High School - Criterion Yearbook (New Paris, OH)

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I, Paul DeBoo, do will and bequeath my wavy blond locks and extreme genius as a musician and my meticulously manicured finger- nails to Francis Weist. I, Charlotte Drew, do will and bequeath the editorship of the jeffer-Sun with all its perspiration and worry to Richard Nelson. May the powers that be have mercy upon your soul. I, Mary jane Nickelson, do will and bequeath my ability to go steady for 5 years with one boy to Donna Jean McGunnegill. I, Dorothy Stewart, do will and bequeath my ability to crack chewing gum to Bob Pickett. I, Patricia Northrop, do will and bequeath my blue jeans and bobby sox to Billy joe Owens, I, Eugene Garber, do will and bequeath my knack of embalming and cremating to Edward Hornsby. Uust one stiff to another., I, Ralph Austerman, do will and bequeath my assumed ' right to bestow free advice, spiced with sarcasm, to Eugene Roberts. I, jon Brandenburg, do will and bequeath my hot temper and my hot drums to Jane DeBoo. I, junior Bottoms, do will and bequeath my ableness tdbe smart and not letting anyone know it to jack Hughes. I, Bob Keller, do will and bequeath my bashfulness and my fear of women plus my innocent face to .Meredith Wesler. I, Fred Smith, do will and bequeath mytomfoolery and squeak- ing like a rat to the various rodents who abide near the Home Econo- mics Room. I, Harry Stiver, do will and bequeath my quiet, unassuming, yet learned manner to Frank Frech. I, Clarice Stegall, do will and bequeath my uncanny genius as an actress to Betty Lou Coddington. I, Donald Fuller, do will and bequeath my ability to work at night to Bob Ray. I, Julian Smith, do will and bequeath my ability to get caught in everything I do wrong to john Stiver,

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I, Helen Dunn, do will and bequeath my abilities as a mimeo- grapher to Carolyn Brown. I, Dick Steinberger, do will and bequeath my haircut and swag- ger to Bud Kemper. fPlease Bud, take care of my haircut., I, Marjorie Harshman, do will and bequeath my sense of looking down on people to Betty West. I, jack Davidson, do will and bequeath my executive and photo- graphic abilities to Myron Arnett. I, Bob Eales, do will and bequeath my preference to go with blondes to Allie Smith. I, Ruth Huddle, do will and bequeath to Edith Mull and privilege of whacking, kicking the shins, scratching, or in any other manner do- ing bodily harm to Fred Smith at any time, anyplace. All persons and characters herewith rnentioned are duly noti- fied and warned that the contents of the above will and testament are to be painstakingly adhered to. Any infractions to the statements con- tained in this will and testament shall b,e dealt with according to such penalty as the donor sees fit, Take heed and beware!!! We hereby set our hand to seal this, the last will and testament of the Senior Class of Nineteen-Hundred-and Forty-Seven. Class of '47 In witness whereof: A o - , 2: 4 fl, -X