Jefferson Medical College School of Nursing - Nosokomos Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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HUMOR Dedicated to MISS KATHRYN FRYE An ambulatory patient lacking saponis and aqua with exopthalmos and diploplia had diaphoresis resulting in a corryza and pleuralgia requiring a sinapis. Tinnitus and syncope brought on amnesia which with nostolgia produced an uncertain prognosis. Anascara required fox glove and toninervin to allay anorexia. Spondelilis prevented senility but produced a cadaver. Miss Manewal: Will someone stop this pan boiler from gurgIing? Dr. Ezell: A hundred and fiftieth of Atropine in the right leg. Miss Shoemaker: What contribution did Lord Lister make to modern surgery? 1 Probie : Listerine. The patient jerked his legs when the nurse was attempting to wash the soles of his feet. Ticklish? she asked. No, Polish. You can tell a senior but you can't tell her much. Miss Melville to Senior in 629: How did you get here? Senior: Flu. Dr. Hodges has been so very much impressed by his Gynecological work that he writes ovary at the end of the page. Down the dreary hall we Hit One little can and I And fast I gather bit by bit Water and soap ends far and wide Men's Special reached their hands for it Corridor was always nigh As quickly down the hall we flit My little can and I. Of course Dr. Cheledon may have unusual patients but not many whose mothers have died in infancy. Betty : You know I believe I have athlete's foot and l can't seem to get rid of it. Ike thelpfullyl: Did you ever try taking a bath? Co to Dr. Flaig for he is an authority on anasthesia powders. First Prohie : And what does L. L. D. after his name mean? Second Probie : I am not sure but I think it means lung and liver doctor. Patient in Women's Medical: Why didn't I get white meat on my tray Nurse J.: Does it say so on your card? Patient: Yes, it has W. M. right after my name. Pinkie got a little pole And put it by the bed A tea cart full of many things I-Iypodermoclysis so she said. gas Interue seeing Pinkie interested Said she might play doctor But Miss Melville making rounds Said we might do without her. Senior to Probie: Did you ever take ether. Probie: No, mam, who teaches it? Sixty-seven

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Sweet and Lovely - My Old Kentucky Home Of Thee I Sing - - l Want to Dilly Dally - When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Moanin' Low - - - Sleepy Time Gal Carolina Moon ---- She's .lust An All-American Girl - Smiles ------- Oh, How 1 Hate to Gel Up in the Morning - Crazy People ----- The Varsity Drug Moonlight and Roses Juggling a .lig-Saw - Comin' Through the Rye As You Desire Me - - Night and Day ---- When There's a Shine on Your Shoes Oh, Promise Me ---- I'm Young and Healthy Brown Eyes - - Contented ----- The Girl in the Little Green Hat - Together Sixty-six Theme Songs . I By special permission of the copyright owners! Charlotte Roerler Kitty Smulling - Alrla Engle - Hope Fleck Eleanor McCully Ike Bowrnaster - Peg Yarnall - Julie Tyler Grace Thomason Evelyn Wilson Ruth Spencer Catherine Smart - Ethel Annum Kay Warner - Sara .lanes Betty Jackson Harriet Ziegler Helen Ritchey Frances Johnston Lolly Frymire - Tillie Wall Betty Taylor - Elma Carey - Ruth Davis - - - - - Peg Larson, Eva Ingrahaln Soft Lights and Sweet Music Linger Awhile - - - Singin' in the Shower Fit as a Fiddle - - - But We .lust Couldn'l Say Goodbye Little Girl ---- Eleven-Thirty Saturday Night X - - All Alone, by the Telephone - Makin' Whoopee - - The Moon Song l'm a Dreamer - - Why? ---- Underneath the Silvery Moon Keep Your Sunny Side Up - Sam, the Old Accordion Man I'm Following You - - - Say lt. Isn't So - V - Good News - - - The Girl from the South - Happy Days - - l May Be Wrong - - Some of These Days - Sheila Adams - Donna Carr Mickey D'Espinosi - - Jesse Duff Mid Dunkle - Betty Piersol Mary Alice Bowman - Helens Carson, - Mid Dore - .Verna Hertzler Kate Hoffman Marie Keene - Mickey Myers - Ruthie Myers Anne Jacoby - Making Rounds Seven o'Clock Hours - - Late Pass - Julia J. Tyler - - Vacation Miss Frye's Class - - Breakfast for Some at 6.30 A .M . l'll Close My Eyes to the Rest of the Words - Legiurcs l've Got a Feeling I'm Fallin' - A Look at the Bulletin Boaril Am l Blue? - - - - On Call Saturday Night

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Julie in Diet Kitchen: Oh, Sheila, what will I do? My cake is burning and I can't take it out for five minutes yet? Medical Student to Probie: Oh, dear, I shall be so miser- able all the while I am away from you. Probie: Oh, darling, if 1 could be sure of that it would make me so happy. Mac: Do you use Colgate's toothpaste? Sheila: No. I don't room with her this year. Burglar tin nurse's roomi: Keep quiet or l'll blow your brains out. It's money I want. ..lunior Student: Just a moment and I'll help you hunt for it. Many drops of water A bar of Ivory soap Help the sickest patient More than any dope. The phone rang furiously, Women's Surgical Ward. - l'low's Mrs. Soloski? She is still under the anasthetic. Thank you very much. When she comes back will you tell her Mrs. Broske called? Seen on Treatment Sheet in Gyne: l'Iodges' tray third day post-operative. M. Dunkle in Dining Room: Gosh, we have three pregnant women down in Maternity all in labor. Did you ever see the P. C. and F. Company parading the new styles? Of course there is always a chance of misunderstanding the word perineum. Dr. Bucher: Miss Rohrbaugh, how would you sterilize a stool? Casey : It is best to use carbolic acid but that would spoil the varnish so put it in the sun. For information about soap to wash pitchers ask Bobbie Robertson. Sixty-eight. Senior Nurse to Probie : Will you please give this patient a high enema? Looking behind the screen a few minutes later she finds the probationer carrying out orders atop a step-ladder. Mickey believes in applying pillows instead of pulleys in adjusting a Bucks' extension. An obliging interne cancelled an order for glucose capsules after the night supervisor and student nurse failed in their search for the sedative, Dr. Justin is boosting the form fit company by giving hypo- dermoclysis in Solarium. Ilave you ever held up a temperature chart and Dr. Walk- ing asked to see the intake and output when much to your sur- prise you were displaying a blank hoard? Peg Duncan and Eva Ingraham are scrubbing: Dr. Kinney: I thought we were having two nurses scrub for this case. Orange Albumin a la Charlotte Roeder. Mix equal parts of orange juice and milk. Have patient drink same tif you cant. A favorite order of Dr. C. Lytle: Bathroom privileges in a wheel chair. Miss Melville: Miss Warner. when was Florence Nightin- gale horn? saKayvs: 441820.11 M. M.: H1820 what? Kay lafter a few minutes thoughtj: 01820 B. C. M. Dunkle was sent by Miss Frye for a tea cart. Returning she was met by Miss Frye who exclaimed: Why, Miss Dunkle, that isn't a tea cart it's Raymond's specimen wagon. There was the time too when Kitty dusted the light so obligingly for Dr. Shallow in the pit. But then Fran took a straight chair from the ward to go for a patient in Dental Clinic.