Jefferson Medical College - Clinic Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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'It's true true true-related. The circle of Hausberger.

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AnaTomy, Embryology and NeuroanaT- omy recalled our prepubescenT years when The only lusT To -be saTisTiecl was Tor a big coloring -book and a box wiTh TorTy-six diTFerenT crayons. ProminenT members in our mulTicolored D.B.l. mug Tile include: Andrew Ramsay . . . parT-Time Supreme Being and power-ThaT-be. Color him solici- Tous and creamy smooTh like The mayon- naise wiTh Two real eggs, and say, FaT'her knows besT. Franz lnlausberger . . . rumor says he was caughT Trephining in The old counTry and now he's hiding ouT over here. Color him Too good To be True and say Zis is all ov voT you goT To know. eh! RoberT l-luTchinson . . . The brooding philosopher. Color him .Hmelancholy baby and say lvery concernedl. Seven ouT of eighf undescended TesTes are misTaken diagnoses! This is a grave problem! RoberT Merklin . . . Tormer Telley Tea TasTer ExTraordinary and creaTor of The A.E. and The V.G. lArTTul EquivocaTion and Vague GeneraliTyl. Color him Tog- bound and say, ll Things don'T change, They'll sTay The same as They are. Sigfrid ZiTslsperger . . . legend has iT he's a Whiz Kid dropouT from The Euro- pavision NeTwork. Color him spliTTing The hairs on an egg and say QuesTion is no Trick. Is iusT designed Tor precision. Wesley Parke . . . a rare 'bird who hangs ouT wiTh The gooses Trom The Thoracic Cage. Color him parroT and repeaT Tive Times. The adulT umbilicus is To hold your salT Tor eaTing celery in bed. James Brown . . . CreaTor of and major conTribuTor To The AnaTomy Coloring Book. Don'T Try To give him any colors! JusT Throw up your hands and wriTe, l-lal l've goT more crayons Than you! 1 can't find any mast cells. fb These jockey shorts are murder Yes, Gloria, there are Beattles .L He says Ramsey is his father J if fr 4

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