Jefferson High School - Spectrum Yearbook (Portland, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 176 of the 1931 volume:

OUR TREES TABLE OF CONTENTS FACULTY The faculty of today. The faculty of yesterdays. SENIORS Their pictures. Their prophecy and will. ALUMNI The Silver Reporter. SCHOOL HISTORY and Activities. ORGANIZATIONS and Features OUR ADVERTISERS and Humor AUTSU3AIMIIT Hldld-AAHaiiA «AI amir MNIHfi □ HJ. THE SPECTRUM STAFF wishes to acknowledge the assistance of these class-mates and fellow-students in publishing this The Anniversary Spectrum ART Gordon Jones, J. C. Taylor, Aileen MacDonald, Howard Smith, Jacquelin Wolfer, Genevieve Parrish, Aubrey Chapman, Vincent Delapoer, Mildred Walker, Florence Hayden, Alfred Rand. POETRY Margaret Eisenhart, Vivien Schroeder, Roberta Aumack, Alice Erickson. ALUMNI Tom Rommel, Bruno Lankow, Hilman Imholtz, Eileen Darby, Jessie Huffaker, Iris Schmidt, Scott George. STAFF THE SCHOOL H ( TORY I0UI E CHARLE ON JE E DAT FACULTY RU EL QUIRK BETTY CHAPMAN ALUMNAE THEIMA TROUT CAROL ZANDER CLA V LOUI E CHARLE ON MILDRED WALKER orcamiza TION AUDREY POOL DOROTHY JAM E PICTURE RUTH OLE ON TAN LEY R O E FEATURE BERNARD UMMER CAROL ZANDER HUMOR FRED PARRI H BERNARD UMMER ART AILEEN HAC DONALD hopmnjenkin; FOP TWENTY FIVE YEARS FRIEND AND PRINCIPAL AT JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL THECLASS OF JUNE mi EXTENDS ITS CRELTINCS TO ALL OF THE TEACHERS WHO HAVE HELPED TO CREATE THE U EFFERS O N OF TODAY We find artists who will make great poetry, music, and beautiful things. We know philosophers who will solve great mystery: life; death! and what men arel FACULTY THE FACULTY OF TODAY MR. JENKINS Principal MR. BOSSERMAN Vicc-Principal English MISS HOLMAN Dean of Girls History MISS KENTNER Head of English Department MR. PURCELL Head of History Department Pi Delta Epsilon MISS RUBY Head of Mathematics Department MISS CAMPBELL Head of Language Department Latin Club MR. ANDREWS Head of Science Department Science Club MR. EDWARDS Head of Commercial Department AUGUR, HERBERT B. History Chess Club AYER, MRS. E. Latin Tri Y BERGSVIK, CHRISTINE Commercial Art Art Club BECK, PAULINE English BONNETT, RUTH E. Mathematics BOWLES, GIBSON History International Club BOYLE, HELEN F. English Spectrum BREAREY, MRS. ROBENA B. English Freshman Girls’ League BRIGGS, STEWART D. Biology and Physiology First Aid BUTTON, ALAN T. Mathematics, Commercial Law Jeffersonian CAMPBELL, L. C. Mathematics JClub CHARLESTON, MRS. EDITH HJERTAAS English and Music Assembly Singing COINER, GLADYS English Seventh Term Advisor COONS, AUDREY Commercial Subjects CUNNINGHAM, LEE Stenography Steno Club DEIERLEIN, GRACE Spanish Philomathean Club DESMOND, HELEN French French Groups, Conversation EDWARDS, R. L. Commercial Cafeteria ELDER, MARY E. Latin, English ETTELSON, SADIE History FABRE, LEON Physical Education Boys' Gym Leaders FARISS, JESSIE History FLEGEL, DOROTHY Biology Preppers GAY, MAY G. Art GEHRKE, LEONARD General Science, Biology Basketball Coach GREATHOUSE, NINA L. Oral English Class Play GREFFOZ, HORTENSE P. French and History Girls’ League GRONDAHL, LOUISE Commercial Subjects and English Tri Y HAY, F. R. English HAYES, LUCILE Home Economics Girl Scouts HENDERSHOTT, LORA Domestic Art HOLLENSTED, WALDEMAR Glee Club Mozart Club INGALLS, ESTELLE M. Spanish Spanish Club JOHNSON, ESSIE Art Inness Art Club JOHNSTON, J. F. Histopr Trails Club KARNOPP, ELLA German German Club KNUDSEN, CARL M. Mathematics Athletics LABER, MAURINE Science Zeta Delta Sigma LARSON, MARGARET H. Commercial Subjects LEGGE, VELMA B. Mathematics LEVAN, LENORA M. English Senior Class Advisor MARLOWE, CHAS. Mathematics McDaniel, delilah Botany, Biology Probationary Students McRAITH, ABIGAIL Mathematics Klatawa Club MITCHEL, MILDRED Mathematics OLSEN, ESTHER English PARKER, ELIZABETH English PARKER, JUANITA Spanish and German PIGGOTT, KATHARINE Mathematics PRATT, LAURENCE English and Journalism Jeffersonian PRINGLE, RUTH H. English Winged Pen PURVINE, MARGARET Typewriting ROCKFELLOW, RUTH Latin ROCKWELL. JOHN Stenography SEDGEWICK, HELEN F. History SECHLER, A. MAY Bookkeeping SHAW, OENONE Engjish Girls' League SHULL, MARI HA English SIBLEY, HOMER English SIVER, HELEN Domestic Art SKINNER, JESSIE A. Mathematics Athletic Scholarship Committee SMITH, MARGARET CHOATE English Girls' Golf Club LaFARGE, LEON Manual Training TEETERS, GLENNA M. Chemistry Mozart Club WALDORF, ERIC L. History Football Coach WATT, EDITH ELIZABETH History Sopnomore Girls’ League WEY, GEORGIA Physical Education for Girls P. E. P. Club WOOD, WALTER E. Physics Usher Corps Accountant for Live Wire Office JEFFERSON'S FORMER TEACHERS The Original Group Mr. Hopkin Jenkins Mr. Herbert Augur Miss Anna Mae Sechler Miss Estelle Ingalls Mrs. A. Mae Gay Miss Lora Hendershott Mr. Leon LaForge Miss Sarah Ruby Miss Marian Schneider. .(Mrs. M. S. Power) City Mr. C. E. Scott............Vice-Principal Grant High Mr. Chas. Lazenby..........Retired, Author of Bookkeeping Text Miss Calla Marie Hand......(Mrs. drrV Wood) Boise, Idaho Mr. R. J. Smith............Retired, Summit, Oregon in crry Olive Donnell..............(Mrs. G. M. Vinton) Rachel King................(Mrs. Estes Snedecor) Agnes Hutchins.............(Mrs. M. M. Matthiessen) Cora Thomson...............(Mrs. Thos. Rochester) Mary Brown.................(Mrs. Theodore Arenz) Edith Pennock..............(Mrs. G. F. Karnopp) Doris Miller...............(Mrs. Wallace Ludgate) Moss Kimmel................(Mrs. Elmer Brown) Katrina Koch...............(Mrs. Andre Gagnon) Maurine McAdam.............(Mrs. Temple) Marguerite Rhose...........(Mrs. Herbert Clarke) Dorothy Bennett (Mrs. Merle Moore) Beulah Bridges.............(Mrs. Lyle Feer) Mildred Hawes..............(Mrs. Johans) Evelyn Nelson..............(Mrs. Thos. Hinkley) Miriam Tufts. .......(Mrs. C. C. Butler) Hazel Wightman.............(Mrs. Harry Bastian) Lena Nealand...............Retired Lettie Holbrook............Retired Mrs. A. A. Sanborn.........Retired Page ten Emma Straube.................Dressmaking Shop Dr. Reinhart................. H. A. Goode................Assistant to Commissioner Bennett Geo McD. White...............Crown-Willamette Paper Co. C. T. Kronenburg.............Accountant, Yeon Building Ruth Beach...................(Mrs. A. C. Mehlin) Mr. Ackley................... IN CITY SCHOOLS G. F. Karnopp..............Benson Agnes Beach..................Washington A. F. Bittner................Principal Grant C. E. Scott..................Assistant Principal Grant Alice Plympton...............Washington E. E. Horning...............Grant Theodosia Bennett............(Mrs. Martin) Grant Allene Dunn..................(Mrs. Ellis Baker) Grant O. T. Wills................Lincoln Mrs. Swafford................(Mrs. Dickinson) Franklin Virginia Caldwell. ... Grant Genevieve Eckleston..........Grant Elizabeth Wilson.............Roosevelt Mrs. Greene..................Lincoln I la Comstock................Roosevelt Abbie Temple ................Girls’ Polytechnic Elaine Clouse................Benson Eva Jackson..................(Mrs. C. C. Baynard) Home Economics in Grades A. A. Campbell...............Principal Boise Martin Nelson................Principal Sabin Vaughn McCormick.............Better Scholarship Margaret Reid................Better Scholarship Myrtice Towne................Better Scholarship Frances Gill.................Lincoln Zenas Olson..................Vetal Jr. High Miss Mai I let...............Washington OUT OF CITY Beatrice Young...............Pacific University, Forest Grove Barry Eastham................Attorney, Tien Tsin, China J. C. Kendrick...............Leave of absence, Los Angeles H. C. Clifford.............134 12th Ave., ban Mateo, California Katherine Bridges............(Mrs. H. C. Clifford) Maude Hill...................Cathlamet High School, Chicago Elmer Hills..................U. of Iowa, Commerce Dept., Iowa City, Iowa Clyde White..................Swift Co., Chicago Sterling Smith...............Raymond, Wash. F. J. Tooze.................Attorney, Oregon City Esther Silverman.............Honolulu Mildred Kruse................Librarian, Brooklyn, N. Y. Miss Pritchett...............(Mrs. Dio Richardson) Seattle. Caroline Tilton..............(Mrs. J. F. Fowler) Klamath Falls, Ore. Dean Mickelwaite.............Principal of School in Washington State Nora Gentry..................(Mrs. Carr) Mr. Carr.....................Recently City Manager, Oakland, California Raymond Frohman..............Los Angeles, California Jeanette Paddock ............(Mrs. Nicholls), Washington, D. C. Carmen Schmidli..............(Mrs. Delbert Lathers), Ypsilanti, Michigan • Pase Lucia Maklin..................(Mrs. Walter Buse) West Linn H. D. Nave....................Boise, Idaoh Jesse Shainwald...............Boise, Idaoh Thos. Henley..................Hollywood High School, Los Angeles, California Madam d’Auria. . .............Vancouver, B. C. Emma J. Oak...................(Mrs. Walter W. Marquardt) Manila, P. I. Leaves March 5th for Europe, arriving in Portland in July Mary Burlingame Hutchinson. .Editor of Civil Service Paper, Tacoma, Wash. Has been member of Washington Legistature Helen Lucas...................Went to Philippines to teach and later to Pittsburgh, Pa. Katherine Munkhoff............Grant High School, Cedar Rapids, Iowa Genevieve Shaver..............(Mrs. D. E. McDuffee) 2390 Chestnut St., San Francisco, California Florence Murphy...............(Mrs. Crabbe) 2036 West 110th St., Chicago, III. Homer Jackson.................Route 1, Box 686-A, Fresno, California Harper Jamison................McMinnville, Oregon Mary Gleason..................(Mrs. Harry O’Neil) Petaluma, California Mary Loftus...................(Mrs. C. W. Chambers) Long Beach, California Nowland Zane..................University of Oregon. Art Dept., Eugene H. C. Dake....................St. Louis High School, St. Louis, Mo. Mr. Vance.....................Oregon State College. Corvallis, Oregon Samuel May....................Asst. Prof, of Econ., University of California Harold Quigley ...............Coach, State Normal, Ellensburg, Wash. Ruth Hardie...................(Mrs. W. E. Milliken) Oly mpia, Wash. Alma Johnson..................Librarian, Honolulu Mrs. Curran...................Asst. Supt. of Schools, Tacoma, Wash. Alan Ritchie..................Texas Oil Co. Refineries, Beacon Hill, N. Y. Oliver Young..................Supt. Schools, Galesburg, III. Miss Neufelo..................Germany Adele Dyott. . ...............(Mrs. Ray M. Hart) 1246 Dean St., Brooklyn, N Y. Ruth Hatton...................(Mrs. Chas. Murray) Los Angeles A. P. Beckner.................Automobile business, Orosi, California Agnes Fenerty.................Teaching in Iowa Lolita Eveleth................Portland, Maine Miss Farnham..................Teaching in the South C W. Kruger...................Eastern Oregon Mr. Campbell..................On farm near Washougal Wm. Haigh.....................Vermont Gertrude Krause...............Stamford, Conn. La Vera Stoner................(Mrs. Woody) Abroad Anna Brannan..................(Married) On ranch east of Gresham Karen Davis...................(Mrs. Edgar Norton) Oak Grove Virginia Lee Byerly...........Wayne, Nebraska Editn Holloway................(Mrs. Wm. Alexander Monroe) Baltimore, Maryland UNACCOUNTED FOR Mr. Hurd L. P. Anderson (Oil Co.) Alta Hay word Mrs. Howard (Ranch) Melvin Ogden Miss Ransom Mr. Buxton George Hubbard Mary Craig Miss Judy Myrtle Joiner Page twelve • DECEASED Orley W. Athey Mrs. Miller Mr. MacCormac George Wilbur Reed Louise Brace Dr. Tausch Maud Ferguson Hulda Parr I. A. Melendy Effie McDaniel Mrs. Audrey Ohmart (Mrs. S. E. Alexander) Life is beautiful and filled with love and happiness1—' if men will look for it. DONALD C JOHNSON. President—Birth- place, Portland, Oregon Gramittar School, Highland High School Coorte, College Preparatory MARION EVERAERT, Vice-president—Rote- burg, Oregon Eliot College Preparatory. VERA FITZGERALD, Secretary—Moore. Mon- tana Highland General. ERICK ERICKSON, Treeturer— Vaia, Sweden Boite Clattical. LOGAN EDWARD JACKSON- Assistant Treavurer Biatdii. Mlnneiota Holladay College Preparatory. BOB JOHNSON, Sergeant at-arnt St. Paul, Minnesota Virgil Jr. High, Lot Angelet, California College Preparatory. Page thirteen HERTHA F. ABRAHAM —Birthplace. Port- til'd, Oregon, Grammar School, Beach, Hlrft School Courje, General Commercial. FRANCIS E. AUFRANC Portland, Oregon, Woodlawn, General. HELEN BETTY AXELSON—Portland. Oregon, Sabin; College Preparatory. HARRY ABE- -Seattle. Waihlngton, Highland) College Preparatory. GRACE FLORENCE ANDEREGG Kewan- nee, Wiscontin, Sawycn, Wisconsin, College Preparatory. EDWARD BELL -Darby, Montana; Kenton; Clinical HELEN CHRISTIN AHLOUIST—Portland, Oregon; Peninsula, General Commercial. JACK BARNES -Portland. Oregon; Wood- lawn; College Preparatory. LILLY AXTMAN—Devil'i Lake. N. Dak., Im- maculate Heart; General Commercial. CLARKE AFFLECK—Orobino, Idaho; Kenton; G. M. S. BETTY JANE ANDERSON-Portland, Ore- gon, Ockley Green; General Commercial MARY JANE 8AILEY-Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green; College Preparatory NORMA VERNAL AMOTH—Newberg. Oregon, Beach, General. HELEN MAX'NE ARNOLD—Portland, Ore- gon, Beach, General Commercial. KEITH BENEDICT—Portland. Oregon, Sunny- tide, College Preparatory. Page fourteen HELEN ELEANOR BAKER—Birthplace, Hills- dale, Oregon, Grammar School. Boise� High School Course, General Commercial. ANNA ROSE BURG—Shantlco, Oregon� Woodlawn� College Preparatory. LUCILLE VIRGINIA BOEHNKE W.lmar, Minnesota� Vernon� College Preparatory. RUTH ADELENE BECKMAN—Portland. Ore- gon� Immaculate Heart� College Preparatory. ALAN BERG—Portland. Oregon� Beach� College Preparatory WANDA EVELYN BOSS Stanfield, Oregon� Kennedy� General. SIDNEY PAUL BENNETT-Oearhart. Oregon� Woodlawn� General Commercial MILDRED VIVIAN BERGSTROM-Portland. Oregon� Peninsula� General. HOLIS F BRIDWELL Wallowa. Oregon� Kenton� General. MARGARET E. BENNFTT-Portland. Oregon, Woodlawn� College Preparatory, JOHN 8ETICH—Portland. Oregon� High- land,- College Preparatory RUTH BURKS—Eugene. Oregon, Highland� College Preparatory. RICHARD BENTLEY Pasadena. California� Dundee, College Preparatory. DORIS BIXEL—Rainier, Oregon� Ockley Green� College Preparatory MERTON CRIDER—Portland, Oregon� Albina Homestead� College Preparatory. Pose fifteen ZOLA BROWN—Birthplace, Adair. Iowa, grammar School, Ockley Green, Hign School ourte, General. JACK BURTON—Portland. Oregon, High- land. General ALICE F CARLSON—Portland. Oregon, Highland, College Preparatory. HYACINTH CHRISTINE BURNHAM-Port- land, Oregon, Kennedy, Col'ege Prepara- tory. JANET CALA VAN—Pendleton, Oregon, Highland, College Preparatory. VERA LUCILLE CARLSON-Frater Millt, B. C , Canada, Highland, College Prepara- tory. PHIL M BRINKMAN Portland. Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory. GRETA MARV CALKINS Portland, Oregon, 8each, College Preparatory WALTER A. CARLSON—Attona, Oregon, Highland, Commercial. MAXINE ANN BUSH Portland, Oregon, Boitc, College Preparatory WALTER BUSH—Portland, Oregon, Holy Redeemer, College Preparatory. EVELYN CARVELL-Portland. Oregon, Ock- ley Green, General MARY LOUISE BUSCHE-Livinwton. Mon- tana, Franklin Jr. High, College Preparatory. MILDRED CANFIELD—Portland, Oregon Woodlawn, College Preparatory. CHESTER BOYD CARTER Portland, Oregon, Woodlawn, College Preparatory. Page sixteen CLYDE M. DAVIS—Birthplace, Woodburn, Oregon, Grammar School, Ocklev Green, High School Courte. College Preparatory- HELEN VIOLA CHRISTENSON—Portland. Oregon, Vernon, General CLYDE EUGENE DODO-Portland. O'egon, Kenton, College Preparatory BETTY CHAPMAN—Portland, Oregon, Holy Redeemer, College Prepuatory CLYDE R. DEAN—Athland. Oregon, Ockley Green, College Preparatory FLORA ELIZABETH COSS-Portland, Ore- gon, Ockley Green, College Preparatory LORRAINE FRANCES CHARD Juneau, Alaika, Woodlawn, Genera). ALICE ELIZABETH CHRISTMANN—Lead ville, Colorado, Franklin, St. Louit, Montana, College Preparatory. AUGUST H. FISCHER—Arta� , South Dakota, Kenton, College Preparatory XSSE DAY-Bend, Oregon, Highland, Col lege Preparatory. MADELINE CONNER Portland. Oregon, Holy Ro� ary, General MARJORIE CRANNA Vancouver. B C, Boiie, College Preparatory. MARY LOUISE CHARLESON-Marahheld. Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory VINCENT DELAPOR- Butte, Montana, Glen- coe, College Preparatory. EDITH DALY—Burley. Idaho, Highland, General. Page seventeen GRACE BOONE DANNER Birthplace. Port- land, Oregon, Grammar School, St. Mary's Academy; High School Course, Commercial. JESS DONIVAN EDWARDS—Alta, Iowa, Ockley Green; General. PHYLLIS DUGGAN La Harpe, Kansas; Eliot; College Preparatory EILEEN DARBY- Portland, Oregon; Holy Rosary; General. JUNE ELIZA8ETH DOTY-Portland. Oregon, Kennedy; General. NAOMI LEE DYKSTRA- Nampa, Idaho; Kennedy; General. ROBERTA DAVIS—Clark County, Washing, ton; Vernor� ; General. MARION SOUTER EGBERT-Los Angeles. California; Highland; College Prepsratory MARGARET ElSENH ARDT —Ctstle Rock, Washington; Carl Puckett Jr High, College Preparatory THOMAS DOLAN—Portland, Oregon; Ken- nedy; Commercial. NORMA MAXIE DEUMITT—Amelias, Syria; Sabim General. THEODORE FARRANCE Wallace, Idaho; Ockley Green; College Preoaratary. MAXINE VERA DE UN Portland. Oregon; Ockley Green; College Preparatory HOWARD EGELSTON-Kamiah. Idaho; Hoi laday; College Preparatory ALICE CATHERINE ERICKSON-Mascon Idaho; Irvington; General Page eighteen • MAXINE ANN FASSELBERGER—Birthplace, Seattle. Washington, Grammar School. Ken ton, High School Course, College Prepara tory. HAROLD FRANKLIN Palmer, Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory. CECILE GARNETT—Llttlg, Texas, Vernon, College Preparatory. MARGARET THFLMA FISHER-H.lltboro, Oregon, Kenton, College Preparatory JEANETTE I. FRASER—Portland. Oregon, Beach, General CARL H. FREY Portland. Oregon, Highland, College Preparatory LAUREN FISHER—Portland, Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory. VIOLET J. GABRIELSON-Warren, Oregon, Buckman, College Preparatory. EVELYN M. GIEBLER—Portland, Oregon, Boise, College Preparatory. WAIVE FLUES -Portland, Oregon, Kenton, General. DON FREEL—Oregon City, Oregon, High- land, College Prcpjratory. FLORENCE GEIST-Cilgary. Alberta. Canadi, Kennedy, General. LESLIE E. FOSTERMAN-Modesto, Califor nia, Peck. Idaho, College Preparatory. ELEANOR GARBER Portland. Oregon, Ver- non, College Preparatory. HAROLD GASKIN—Cheyenne, Wyoming Lothrop, Omaha, Nebraska, General Manual Scientific. Page nineteen MARGARET M GENTRY—Birthplace, Van- couver Wathmgton, Grammar School, Ver- non High School Count, General. RUTH CAROL HANSON—Minneapolis Minnevota, Highland, College Preparatory. JACK E GLEE SON—Portland, Ore son, Oekley Green College Preparatory VELERIA GISLASON Portland, Oregon Kennedy; General MARSHALL B. GIFFORD-Portland. Oregon. Woodlawn, College Preparatory ANNA HEGSTROM—Portland, Oregon Highland College Preparatory JOYCE GLEESON—Portland, Oregon Ock- ley Green College Preparatory LA FORREST HARRER—Portland, Oregon Highland; College Preparatory. FAYE HENRY—Portland, Oregon; Boise, General. PEARL HANSEN—Brockton,Montani Wood- lawn; College Preparatory RICHARD GILLILAN—Portland, Oregon, Milwaukee Jr. High, College Preparatory ELSIE HENKE—Portland, Oregon, Highland College Preparatory SCOTT T. GEORGE—Portland. Oregon Beau- mont, College Preparatory. FLORENCE ALTA HAYDON — Portland. Oregon Kenton College Preparatory SHELDON R. HAYDON-Portland, Oregon, Eliot; General. Page twenty ANNE E- HERRLE-8irthplace, Portland. Oregon, Grammar School, School of the Mideliene, High School Course, College Preparatory. HUMAN IMHOI.Z—Hood River, Oregon� Ockley Green, College Preparatory. JESSIE I. HUFF AKER -Portland Oregon� Ken- nedy� College Preparatory. DAVID HOLMLUND—Anaconda Montana� Aberdeen, Washington, College Prepara- tory. MARYLEE HIMELWRIGHT—Erie. Kama� � St Franci� Academy� General. KENNETH JAMES -Portland, Oregon� Sabin� College Preparatory BETTY HEUER—Portland, Oregon� Sabin, College Preparatory, VINCENT LEO JOHN IRVINE Atlanta, Georgia, Detroit, Michigan, College Pre- wntory. KATHERINE DOROTHY JAMES Portland. Oregon Forett Grove, College Preparatory. RALPH A. HOWARD-Chtcago, Illinois, De Kalb, Illinois, College Preparatory ALICE GRACE HODGDON - Atkin, Minne- iota, Kennedy� College Preparatory. ORA JARVIS—Butte, Montana, Boise, Col- lege Preparatory. ORELLA HILL He� per North Dakota, Man feed, North Dakota, General. ALICE DEBORAH HORNE-Aneta, North Dakota, Boite, General. WILLIAM J. JANISH—Portland, Oregon, Eliot, College Preparatory. Page twenty-one RUTH JENKINS — Birthplace Bellingham, Washington, Grammar School, Wen Queen Anne, Seattle; High School Courte, College Preparatory GENEVIEVE E JORGENSON - Portland. Oregon; Highland; Grneral V. EL WOOD JOHNSON- Reemer. Minne- tot a; Kennedy; General WINNIFRED MAY JENSEN Portland, Ore- gon; Ockley Green; College Preparatory. LOUIS JOHNSON—Spokane. Washington; Gold Beach, Oregon; General. LILA KARVONEN—Iron River, Michigan; Boite; College Preparatory. ASTA JOHNSON—Portland, Oregon, Boise, General. MARIAN VIOLA KARI Hancock, Michigan, Captain Robert Gray, Astoria, General. JUANITA MARIE KERR—Hillsboro, Oregon, Hillsboro, Oregon, General. JOSEPHINE JOHNSON—Portland, Oregon, 8oise, College Preparatory STANLEY JOHNSON-Carlton, Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory. LYDIA HELEN KLINGBEIL-Portland, Ore- gon, Boise, General. LEROY WILLIAM JENSEN-Ellendale, North Dakota, Highland, College Preparatory. MIRIAM ETHEL KARJALA-Duluth. Minne- sola, Boise, College Preparatory DAYTON JONES—Baker. Oregon, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. Page twenty-two EDGAR ADDISON JONES-8irthplace, For est Grove, Oregon Grammar School, Ver- non, High School Course, College Prepara tory. EDROW VIRGINIA LOOK—Portland. Ore- gon; Irvington, College Preparatory. GUELDA MARSHALL Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green, General. VIRGINIA LESLIE—Portland, Oregon, Holy Redeemer, College Preparatory. FRED KILDOW—Portland, Oregon, Boi� e, General. MARIE MARSHALL—Portland, Oregon, St. Andrew'� , College Preparatory. FERN B LEU—Elkhorn. Nebraska, Kennedy; General Commercial. ELEANOR EDITH MALMI-Hancock, Mich- tgan, Boise, College Preparatory. TOM H. LANDON — Portland, Oregon, Boite, College Preparatory. LORRAINE GERALDINE LOCKWOOD Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; Fernwood, Col- lege Preparatory. HARRY JOHN KING-Portland. Oregon, Kennedy, College Preparatory PATRICIA LORRAINE MARTIN—8everly, Saskatchewan, Canada, Boise; General. TOM KIKES—Portland, Oregon, Woodlawn, College Preparatory. CAROL MANGOLD—Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green, Classical. BRUNO HENRY HERMAN LANKOW Sherwood, Oregon, Trinity Lutheran School, General. Page twenty-three VIVIAN MATNEY—Birthplace, Spokane, Washington Grammar School, Woodlawn, High School Course, General. FRANCES McCARTER—Portland, Oregon Ockley Green; College Preparatory. GUY LINNVILLE - Hood River, Oregon, Woodlawn, General FRANKLIN ARTHUR LARAMIE -Centralia, Washington, Edison, Centralia, College Preparatory. AILEEN MacDONALD—Hillsboro, Oregon, Woodlawn, College Preparatory. BERNICE McGUIRE—Minneapolis, Minnesota, Holy Redeemer, College Preparatory LILLIAN Me ADAM—Falls City, Oregon, Vernon, College Preparatory. CHARLES LE FEBRE—Portland, Oregon, Ken- ton, College Preparatory. IDA McKENZlE - Manvel. North Dakota, Vernon, General MARGARET McCAMEy-Dodge City, Kan sas, Fletcher Drive, Los Angeles. California, Classical. HARRIET MARY McFARLAND-Grand Forks, North Dakota; Vernon, College Preparatory ROBERT M. MacTARNAGHAN- Missoula, Montana, Ockley Green, General. KERMIT LARSON—Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. BERNADINE JUNE McGREW—Vakima. Wash- ington, Vernon, Home Economics. ESTHER FLORENCE MEHL-Loveland. Colo- rado, Boise, College Preparatory. Page twenty-four HOWARD DALE MARSON-Birthplace, Charles City, Iowa, Grammar School, Albina Homestead; High School Course, General. KARLVN MOORE-Saketts Harbor. N Y., Highland; College Preparatory. JEAN MONNETTE-Chicago. Illinois; Ock- ley Green; College Preparatory. ALVINA METZLER- Sheboygan, Wisconsin; Albina Homestead; General. ALICE. MORELAND - Portland. Oregon; Boise; General. ARDIS NELSON—Seattle. Washington; Hit- eon; Commercial. DOROTHY JANE MILLER—Portland. Ore- gon; Kennedy; General CECIL McCORMlCK - McCloud, Calllornia; 8oise; College Preparatory. JOYCE EVELYN NEWBERG Aberdeen. Washington; Rainier; College Preparatory VINCENT McBRIDE—Aberdeen, Washington, Immaculate Heart, General. HELEN MUSCHALIK—Portland. Oregon, Ockley Green, General. HOWARD MORGAN—Tillamook. Oregon, Eliot, General. IURA CLAUDIA MILLET-Fossil. Oregon, Fossil; General. EVERT Me NEELEY—Pacihc Beach. Washing, ton, Kenton, College Preparatory. MARGARET G. NEWELL- Portland. Oregon, Sunnyslde, College Preparatory. Page twenty-five n- ; m © © ft ft i LM 0 ft Ik V $ ft h- •• kit r“ HOWARD MUSCHALIK-8.rthplace, Port- Und, Oregon� Grammar School. Ockley Green High School Coune, General. ALICE OLK—Pocatello. Idaho Eliot General. JIM OLSEN-Seatidc, Oregon Ocltlev Green College Preparatory RUTH IRMA NILES—Portland Oregon Bleated Sacrament General. RUTH MARGARET OLESON-Portland. Oregon, Wilton College Preparatory NINA MAE PARKER—Salem. Oregon Ocltlev Green College Preparatory ELSIE NOMURA Portland, Oregon, Albina Homestead College Preparatory GAYLE NELSON—Spokane. Wathington Irving College Preparatory BERTHA MAE PARMER —Llnnton. Oregon, Cedarville General LA VERNE NORTON Wtllamma. Oregon, Woodlawn, College Preparatory ETHEL OSIER—Portland, Oregon, Highland, General. GEORGIA PETERS--Salt Lake City. Utah, Ockley Green, General. EDWIN W. NASMAN- Portland. Oregon, Ockley Green, Commercial. RUBY OSWALD—Carrollt, Wathington, Eliot. College Preparatory. FRED OGDEN PARRISH-Great Fallt. Mon tana, Kenton, College Preparatory P«J3« twenty-six EVELYN PFEIFER—Birthplace. Portland, Ore son; Grammar School. Highland; High School Course, College Preparatory ALF RED EDWARD RAND Buhl. Idaho, 8o.se, College Preparatory SHIREEN RIPLEV—Detroit, Michigan, Beach, General. GEORGE E POUTALA-Parlter. Calilornia, Ockley Green, General Manual Scientific. ELLEN ELIZABETH POUTALA-Parller. Cal- ifornia, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. TOM ROMMEL Portland, Oregon, Vernon, College Preparatory. AUDREY ELAINE POOL-Armbru� t. Pennsyl- vania, Boise, College Preparatory. CATHERINE MARY QUINN- Portland, Ore gon, Blessed Sacrament, College Preparatory. GERTRUDE ROSTRON -St. Paul, Minnesota, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. KATHRYN MARIE PORTER Malvern, Iowa, Woodlawn, General. FREDERICK W RODOLF-Portland, Oregon, Eliot, General. EDITH RUDOY Pueblo, Colorado, Park Hill Jr. High; College Preparatory. RUSSELL SAMUEL OUIRK Seattle, Wash- Ington, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. ALICE RICH—Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green, General. ROBERT ROSE-St. Cloud, M.nnesota, Cath edral, College Preparatory. Page twenty-seven MARYBETH RUMSEY—Birthplace, Portland. Oregon Grammar School, Ockley Green, High School Courje. Colics Preparatory. IRIS SCHMIDT—Portland, Oregon, Boite, College Preparatory, MARION SIGOVICH—Portland. Oregon, Ocklcy Green, College Preparatory STANLEY ROSE—Portland, Oregon, Ockley Green, College Preparatory. GOLDIE VIVIAN SCHROEDER Portland. Oregon, Beach, College Preparatory. MARJORIE SERING - Portland, Oregon, Beach, General MARGHERITA SCARPELLI-Portland. Ore- gon Kenton, General. VINCENT SHORT Portland, Oregon, Ock- ley Green, General. CHARLOTTE MARY SMITH -Amiterdem, New York, Beach, General EMMA SCHLEINING Portland. Oregon, Sabin, General. MILDRED GERTRUDE SCHRUMM-San Fran- citco, California, Sunnyside, General. OTIS SKINNER—Loa Angelet, California, Kennedy, College Preparatory. GEORGE SHERMAN - Portland, Oregon, Vernon, College Preparatory MARJORIE SEBERG - Portland, Oregon, Woodlawn, College Preparatory CLAUDIA .JEAN SOUTHARD—Portland, Oregon, Highland, College Preparatory Page twenty-eight FRANK SODERBACK—Birthplace. Portland, Oregon Grammar School, Ockley Green High School Course, General. MIRIAM STAATS—Bend, Oregon Central College Preparatory. GEORGE STERES-PortUnd. Oregon, Wood- lawn; College Preparatory. MAY SPENCER—La Grande, Oregon, Beach, General. ROBERT D. SPENCE—Seattle. Waihington, Ocfcley Green, College Preparatory. RUTH STOUTENBURG—Willamina. Oregon, Highland, College Preparatory FRED SOLLER-Portland, Oregon, Eliot, College Preparatory. ELLEN STADIUS -Boiton, Maiiachuietti, Zion Lutheran Church, General C JACK SOLLER—Portland, Oregon, Eliot, College Preparatory. JUNE RAF. SPRAGUE—Pullman, Washington, Lincoln Grade, College Preparatory. MAXINE ST. JOHN Fargo, North Dakota, Ocklcy Green, College Preparatory. PHYLLIS STROM—St. Heleni, Oregon, Ock- Iry Green, College Preparatory. DORIS V. SPRINGER—Portland. Oregon, Boiic, College Preparatory BERNARD J. SOMERS- Portland, Oregon, Peninsula, College Preparatory. BERNADINE R. STUETZER—Portland. Oregon, Onalaska. Waihington, College Preparatory. Page twenty-nine WYNNE STEWART— Birthplace. Portltnd, Oregon Grammar School. Onalatka, Wath- ington, High School Courte, College Pre- paratory. MILDRED LAURA WALKER- Portland, Ore- gon Ockley Green College Preparatory. BETTY WHITE—Caldwell. Idaho Ockley Green,- College Preparatory. THELMA TROUT—Hillsboro. Oregon, High- land General. MILTON J. SV080DA—Portland. Oregon Ockley Green College Preparatory. HELEN ALICE WHITE-Portland. Oregon La Jolla, California, General. GRACE MARGUERITE WALKER Portland Oregon Ockley Green General DOROTHY CAROLINE WALLACE -Detroit. Michigan Ockley Green College Prepara- tory. DICK THOMAS — Great Fall . Montana, Woodlawn College Preparatory. DOROTHy ELIZABETH WALKER - Meta, Colorado Kennedy College Preparatory MELVIN TAYLOR—Chicago. Illinois Ver- non. Commercial. ELSIE K. WILSON-Ontario. Oregon, Ockley Green College Preparatory. MERWIN STRAYER—Portland. Oregon, Cedar Millt General Scientific. BARBARA ELIZABETH WE'R — Phoenl . British Columbia Bleated Sacrament College Preparatory. PAULINE WILSON—Goldendale, Wathlng ton Kenton College Preparatory. P«S« thirty VERFIELD OLIVER TRAVER Birthplace, Aspen, Colorado; Grammar School, Bridge- port, Nebraska; High School Course. General D. DOROTHY L YERKES - Portlsnd. Oregon; Vernon; College Preparatory. JOHN ROBERT VAUGHN-Portland, Ore- gon; Holladay; College Preparatory. JEAN WOODHEAD — Portland, Oregon, Kennedy, College Preparatory. JOHN ULRICH—Faloma, Oregon, Columbia, Commercial MARY CAROL ZANDER Portland. Oregon, Eliot, Classical. HENRY VAN TRICHT—The Hague, Holland, Boise, College Preparatory. DOROTHY YOST—Portland, Oregon, Albins Homestead; General. WILLIAM ROSS YOUNG-Regina, Saslcatch- ewan, Canada, Ocltley Green, Classical. CLASS COLORS Blue and Silver. CLASS Mono He who lives well is learned enoush. Page thirty-one PRESIDENT’S FAREWELL As we look back over our high school career, we seem to have had a very short four years. How different we are now from what we were when we registered that first day. We were timid and shy in our new surroundings and quite lost in this new system. The teachers, the class rooms, the curriculum — all were so different. However, within the first few weeks we were made to feel at ease, and gradually we became accustomed to these stranqe surroundings. At that time the four years ahead of us seemed to stretch into an infinite future, but as we became better acquainted, we found that Jefferson spirit, and entered school activities, and time sped past until now we are looking back on it all as graduates. What a different viewpoint we have from that held in our first year. This period of training has given us much to carry on through life’s twisted path. Development of character and sportsmanship and mental and physical training all are and will be invaluable. For these the class, acting as a whole, thanks Mr. Jenkins, the faculty, and Jefferson. Our's has been the greatest of all honors,- we are the class to celebrate Jefferson's twenty-fifth anniversary. Jefferson has stood for a quarter of a century turning out hundreds of students yearly to go their various ways in life. Each class has gained its foundations for the future under Mr. Jenkins’ guidance. Our’s is not an exception and we know the classes of the future will be leaving these old and worn but beloved halls with such a preparation and with the deepest thanks in their hearts, just as our’s is, for a principal who has been the ideal of all his students. —Don Johnson. CLASS RECORD It was on November eight that the members of the Anniversary Class really began to give much thought to class organization, for on that day Mr. Jenkins called the class together and suggested that it consider persons for its officers. After the selection of the class officers, class pins and class photographer were decided upon. The first student body dance sponsored by the Anniversary Class was held on February sixteenth and was very successful. Other dances were held which were also very successful. On behalf of the Anniversary Class Don Johnson welcomed the Freshmen to Jefferson at the Freshman Reception on March two. Blue and silver were adopted as the class colors on April thirteen. The class motto, 'He that lives well is learned enough, was also chosen on the same day. Smiling Through, the class play, was presented on the evenings of April thirteen and fourteen, and the cast who, incidentally, thoroughly enjoyed giving the play, gave to the public a most excellent production. The January '35 and June '34 get-to-gether was held in the New Gym May fourth and everyone had a happy time. As the end of the term is nearing, the Anniversary Class has many things to look forward to. First of all, because of its unusual character this term, the issuance of the Spectrum is arousing unusual interest. Other anticipated events are the Senior Assembly, the Graduation exercises, and last of all, the Senior Prom. Page thirty-two • CURIOUS CLIPPINGS OF 1944 The Los Angeles Times —Two young business men of Los Angeles, Gayle Nelson and Marion Sigovich, were today the blushing recipients of profuse thanks from three grateful young women. Nelson and Sigovich showed themselves to be extremely brave and quick-witted when they saved Miss Gertrude Rostron, Miss Claudia Southard and Miss Margherite Scarpelli from being injured by falling debris in the earthquake experienced here recently. The London Express Mr George Steres, the versatile young author of “Around the World on Fifty Dollars, will lecture tonight in Whiteside Hall. Picadilly Road. The American adventurer will present his friend and companion, Milton Svoboda, who will give a short address on “The Art of Catching Butterflies.” The Miami Chronicle The champion women s gojf team arrived here today to take The Baltimore Sun Only two couples remained on the floor today as the Verfield- Traver Dance Marathon reached its fortieth day. Game little Edith Ruddy and her partner, Fred Soller, seemed almost exhausted, and Marjorie Seberg and Fred Parrish, the other couple, looked as though they could not last another day. Many spectators were disappointed when Irma Niles became unable to continue at about five o’clock this morning. The Oregon Journal From India today came the news of a strange meeting of three friends in the shadows of the Taj Mahal. Frederick Rodolf, in a letter written home, tells of his surprise at meeting Miss Margaret Newell and Miss Catherine Quinn at the romantic spot. “Fancy meeting you here! exclaimed Miss Newell. The Chicago Tribune -The Sydney Bennett bank closed its doors today and by doing so caused the “financial embarrassment of many prominent citizens, including the coal king, Carl Frey, who was restrained from forcibly entering the bank by officers Leslie Fosterman and Fred Kildow. Donivan Edwards, wealthy steel magnate, is reported as being a victim of the bank failure. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer Three exhausted young women were today recovered from the icy slopes of Mt. Rainier. The young women, Alice Erickson, Helen Baker and Maxine Bush have been missing for three days. A rescue party headed by Raymond De Burg came upon the little party just as they were about to give up hope. The Dublin Examiner The featherweight champion boxer of the world, Battling Quirk, has been reported as challenging heavyweight champion John (Gorilla) Betich. Promoter David Holmlund has refused to make a statement to the press. The San Francisco Chronicle La Forrest Harrer, President of the Women's Anti- Cosmetic League, will answer questions of those interested this afternoon. Madeline Conner will assist Miss Harrer, and Florence Geist will speak on No More Henna Rinses. The Washington Daily News The United States Senate was in confusion today after the sensational accusation of the woman senator, Eleanor Garber of Oregon. Miss Garber dramatically asserted to Vice-President Richard Gillilan that she and her colleague, Senator Maxine Fasselberger, had been deprived of their vote on the A. Horne bill, which provides for traffic signals for airplanes. The San Francisco Examiner Sheldon Haydon, California wrestler, tackled one opponent too many last night in his bout with Harold Gasken. Thrown outside the ring, Haydon grappled with Howard Eggleston, a spectator. Imagine Haydon's chagrin when Eggleston made himself known as the chief of police here and took the wrestler into custody! The Phoenix Mentor In the recent snowstorm here, Miss Ida McKenzie saved the life of Harriet McFarland, who was completely covered by a slide of snow falling from the roof of a house near which she was standing. Miss McKenzie ran for aid and returned with Mr. Kermit Larson, who used a shovel to dig out the unfortunate young woman. « Page thirty-three The Memphis Commercial Appeal Boxing fans here are eagerly awaiting the return bout between The Awful Aufranc and Ferocious Freeman, two boys who always turn in a good performance. Promoter Fay Henry, the only woman promoter in America, will announce the date later. Chicago News To Whom It May Concern: From this date I am not legally responsible for any debts that may be contracted by May Spencer Jones. —(Signed) Dayton Jones. The Des Moines Despatch At the annual convention of the Shoe Retailers’ Associa- tion, Vera Carlson was selected as having the most perfect foot in the United States. Miss Carlson, chosen from 500 contestants, will be awarded a cash prize as well as 10 pairs of shoes. Acting as judges were Alice Rich, shoe designer,- Harry King and Clarke Affleck, manufacturers. The Richmond Intelligence Miss Roberta Davis, of the Richmond Museum of Art, recently discovered a valuable piece of ancient statuary which had lain neglected for years in an old junk shop. Miss Margaret Bennett, well-known sculptoress and critic of art, has offered Miss Davis a nigh price for the piece. The New York Herald-Tribune The Winter Sports Carnival reached a successful climax Sunday on the snow-clad slopes of the Swiss Alps. Queen Helen Arnold, recently of this city, who presided over the affair with her princesses, Betty Jane Anderson, Fern Leu and Celeste DePinto, presented a handsome trophy to Boyd Carter, the winner of the ski jumping championship. The Morning Oregonian -The Royal Rosarians completed plans for the forthcoming Rose Festival at a recent meeting. Wynne Stewart, prominent Portland business man, was elected Prime Minister, and Miss Alice Carlson was unanimously chosen official chaperone. The Pawtucket Gazette A humorous case was today brought before Judge Janisch of the small claims court. Miss Evelyn Carvell demanded damages from Miss Grace Anderegg, whose pet goat had nibbled the fenders of Miss Carvell’s car. Miss Anderegg quickly initiated counter charges against Miss Carvell’s, stating that her valuable goat was seriously ill. Judge Janisch smilingly dismissed the case. The Calcutta Evening Express The well-known explorer and big-game hunter, Jack Gleason, arrived today from Burma with three man-eating tigers. He intends to present them to the city zoo. The explorer’s sister, Miss Joyce Gleason, greeted her brother at the station. The New York World-Telegram Mr. Harold Franklin, Democratic party leader, today denied that the party chiefs had in mind any definite presidential candidate. It had been previously rumored that Thomas Rommell was the favorite for presi- dential candidate, and that Robert McTarnaghan was being considered for vice- presidential honors. New York Herald Tammany roared with triumph as New York today witnessed the landslide into office of Stanley Johnston, Tammany’s candidate for mayor, and the decisive victories of his party cohorts, Fred Lankow, elected city treasurer, and Henry Van Tricht, chosen coroner. The Hollywood Star -Paramount Studios last night formally announced the advent into pictures of a new star, Miss Grace Danner. The new actress was greeted at a party given by Miss Jean Woodhead, Paramount's hilarious comedienne. Others of the film colony who attended were Phyllis Strom, Lorraine Lockwood, Edrow Look and George Poutala, masculine lead in the picture soon to be released by Universal. The Boston Transcript Amid cheers from a huge crowd, Miss Marybeth Rumsey today christened the gigantic liner William Crooks II. The petite lady laughingly broke over the ship's bow a bottle of wine handed her by Cecil McCormick. Then the great steamer majestically moved out of harbor under the guidance of Captain Lauren Fisher. The New York Sun In a statement given exclusively to the Sun. Dr. Mildred Canfield, Superintendent of New York General Hospital, remarked that the progress made toward recovery by Louis Johnson, famed air ace, was astonishing. Dr. Page thirty-four Canfield stated that the flier would be able to leave the hospital very soon Miss Shireen Ripley, Johnson's private nurse, agreed with Dr. Canfield’s prediction. Tacoma Times Dear Stanley: Please come home. The children are crying All is forgiven.—Ruth. The Quebec Post Returning from a two years trip around the world, Miss Emma Schleining and Miss Alice Oik were greeted by friends here. The two spoke of meeting the American poet, Miss Vivienne Schroeder, in Paris. The Philadelphia Daily Mail Tom Kikes, manager of the Philadelphia Athletics, in an interview today, disclosed that Franklin Laramie, outfielder for the Athletics, and Fred Kildow, midget shortstop, have been sold to the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs will lose their southpaw pitcher, Edwin Nasman, who will join the New York Yankees. The London Journal Pedestrians of London were startled today by a wildly careening automobile that narrowly avoided several lamp-posts, to say nothing of the pedestrians themselves. The young American driving the car gave as her name Miss Dorothy Wallace, of Portland, Oregon, U. S. A. Miss Wallace was accom- panied by Miss Virginia Leslie and Mr. Edgar Jones, both of the same city. The Chicago Daily News Miss June Doty, of this city, is the latest, and we hope the last, American heiress to marry a foreign prince. She is evidently following the example of her friend, Miss Vera Fitzgerald, who “got her man’ several months ago. The Atlanta Constitution In town this week are Walter Carlson and Jack Barnes, former knights of the road, who accidently discovered oil in southern Georgia. The two are staying at the Ritz Hotel. The San Francisco Call-Bulletin This morning citizens were astonished by an unusual sight. Orella Hill and Marshall Gifford, members of a travelling vaudeville troup, skated around the narrow coping on the top of the twenty-storied Public Service Building. Several people in the breathless crowd fainted. Among them, surpris- ingly, were Miriam Karjola, the sturdy policewoman, and Alfred Rand, bone- breaking wrestler. The St. Louis Post-Despatch Miss Marie Marshall today became the first woman to obtain a pilot’s license for the so-called “fool-proof Air Flivver, invented by V. Elwood Johnson. Miss Marshall and a friend, Vivian Matney, will demon- strate tomorrow. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Hilman Imholtz, parachute jumper, was saved yesterday from an almost certain death by the quick thinking of Fire Chief Howard Marson, who was attending the jumping exhibition with an equipped fire truck. Imholtz’s self-manufactured parachute failed to open, and the flier plunged rapidly toward the earth. Marson and his assistant chief, Vincent McBride, got out their safety net and caught the young man in it. Oregon Journal Lost, Strayed or Stolen: One green and pink dotted lepidoptera with yellow stripes. Answers to the name of Susa Bella. Generous reward. Carol Mangold. The Denver Post Competition in the women’s bowling contest was keen here tonight Tomorrow will bring the close of the contest and victory for some lucky lady. The leading bowlers are Patricia Martin, Charlotte Smith and Waive Flues. The Philadelphia Public Ledger The famous Parisian model, Miss Guelda Marshall, arrived last night to take part in the mammoth style show to be presented here next week. Miss Marshall will feature a stunning evening dress designed by Miss La Verne Norton. Miss Marjorie Cranna, of St. Louis, and Miss Miriam Staats, of Chicago, will also display new creations. The Marseille Matin Once again an American woman has become women's tennis champion of the world. The American athlete, Miss Phyllis Duggan, easily won from the European aces. Last year’s champion, Bernice McGuire, did not compete. A gallant American doubles team, playing under a great handicap, was defeated, but received more applause than the victors. The two young women, Dorothy « Page thirty-five Yerkes and Maxine St. Johns, suffered injuries on their way to the tournament, when their car collided with that of John Ulrich, a travelling salesman. The Louisville Informer Miss Dorothy Miller has entered her famous horse, Flying Dutchman ' in the Kentucky Derby. Miss Miller, the owner of many racing horses, has announced that Louis Stover will ride her entry. However, 'New Hope,” of the B. Steutzer stables, is still the favorite. The New York Times A brilliant young lawyer, Donald C. Johnson, who has astounded New Yorkers by his scintillating rise to success, was today engaged to defend playboy Jack Soller in a breach of promise suit brought by Miss Janet Calavan. The case will be heard by Judge Edward Bell. The Charleston Daily Sun Melvin Taylor, in collaboration with the Southern Orioles, Josephine Johnson, Kathryn Porter and Helen Axelson, will present a program of old-time hit songs at the American Theatre tonight. The Last Round-up, popular in 1934, will be featured. The Paris Le Rire Friends of Miss Margaret Eisenhardt, talented American poetess, will be pleased to learn that she has oeen accepted for membership in the Parisian Literary Society. Miss Eisenhardt was recommended by the Parisian author, Tom Landon. Only two other Americans, Ruth Stoutenberg and Bertha Parmer, have been admitted to this exclusive society. The San Francisco Call-Bulletin Mr. Cylde Dean, professor of economics at Stanford University, has made a cheering assertion. Professor Dean says, Prosperity is not far away,- in fact, I believe it is just around the corner!” Professor Skinner, also of Stanford, agrees in full with this statement. The New York American American athletes ranked first in several events in the Olympic Games now in progress in Geneva, Switzerland. Howard Morgan, speedy free-style swimmer, took first place in the 100-yard dash, but was pressed closely by his team-mate, Guy Linville. Doris Springer set a new record in the pole vault, justifying her name and bringing new honor to America. The New Orleans Times-Picayune According to tradition, the king and queen of the Mardi Gras will be crowned tonight. Robed in the royal purple, His Majesty King Howard Muschalick, and Her Most Royal Highness Queen Marion Everaert, will hold court tonight following the crowning ceremonies. Queen Marion, the toast of all New Orleans, is attended by a Maid of Honor, Miss Elsie Wilson. The Court Jester, Richard Bentley, will strive to amuse the assembly. Morning Oregonian Vincent: Why don't you write? Are you afraid to come home? Please let me know where you are. Betty. The Kansas City Star Spectators at the Air Circus were given an unexpected thrill today as they watcned a daring girl parachute jumper narrowly escape death. The girl aviator, Greta Calkins, descending by parachute from a plane piloted by Clyde Davis, was carried by the wind to an unfortunate landing in the river. A motor boat, and its handsome owner, Erick Erickson, saved the young woman and the situation. The Oregon Journal -Early this morning an alert reporter on our staff, Clyde Dodd, had the singular pleasure of discovering Mayor Jack Burton of Scappoose doggedly rolling a peanut down Broadway with his nose. Mr. Burton preserved a dignified silence, if one can be said to oe dignified with a skinned nose, but our reporter suspects that he was the victim of an election bet. The Milwaukee Journal Miss Ruth Burks, recently assigned to decorate the interior of the city morgue, has handed in her resignation, stating that she found her job perfectly disgusting. The New York Mirror A tragedy was averted today by the quick action of a young stewardess on the mail plane. Miss Elsie Nomura, stewardess, prevented the pilot, Don Hall, from taking off when she discovered a cracked wheel. She was liberally rewarded by Charles Le Febre, passenger on the plane, and Robert Rose, head of the Rose Transport line. —The Clippers Louise Charleson, Mildred Walker Page thirty-six THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE JUNE CLASS OF 1934 OF JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL ARTICLE I. WE, the June Class of 1934, do hereby bequeath to Mr. Jenkins and the faculty three cheers for the past twenty-five years and best wishes for the next twenty-five. ARTICLE II. To the January Class of ’35, we leave the memory of our great success and talent, with the sincere hope that the aforesaid memory will not cause an inferiority complex. ARTICLE III. Individually, we will as follows: I, Don Johnson, my frequent trips to Seattle to the next Jeffersonian to find that city particularly fascinating. I, Hyacinth Burnham, my rosy cheecks to the Hood River Apple Growers. I, Ora Jarvis, my success in settling Portland’s “Blonde Trouble” to the little blonde Venus, Vera Spencer. I, George Sherman, my Jeffersonian sport column to Billy Stepp, with the hope that he will profit therefrom. I, Margaret McCamey, my ability to vanquish sales resistance to the Fuller Brush Man. I, Jean Monnette, my booklet “Hair Waving at Home” to Joe Turner, who will find it useful. I, Maxine De Lin, my dimples, all three of them, to Myra Suhonen, who yearns for these beauty assets. I, Norma Amoth, my invariable Nut Freeze to the basement “dog stand.” We, Iris Schmidt and Naomi Dykstra, our wonderful crop of freckles to the Edris Morrison Studios. I, Bob Spence, my tennis racket and balls, to that other great tennis player, Ellswood Vines. I, Marjorie Sering, my elongated pencils to the Ticonderaqo Co. I, Audrey Pool, my nickname of “Puddles to the Portland sidewalks. I, Thelma Trout, all the futile jokes that have been made about my name to everyone similarly cursed. I, Ethel Osier, my persuasive voice in Gym to Pearl Kercher. I, Florence Hayden, my persistent pest to anyone who can lose him. I, Marion Egbert, my memories of France to the Portland division of the A. E. F. I, Ellen Poutala, my continued giggling to Olsen and Johnson. I, Zola Brown, my knee action” limp to the Old Ladies’ Invalid Home. I, Leroy Jensen, my chat and nibble” lunch hour to future inhabitants of 323. I, Eileen Darby, my masculine attire to Marlene Dietrich. We, Violet Gabrielson and Esther Mehl, our mild and gentle manners to Mr. Purcell. I, Ruby Oswald, my dramatic attitudes to Miss Greathouse, to whom I owe my great success. I, Bill Young, my Saturday afternoons in the Star Furniture Company’s window to Johnny Clemmit, another sufferer from a goldfish complex. I, Dorothy Walker, my enthusiastic desire to answer all questions to the inert Sociology classes. I, Helen Ahlquist, my amazing likeness to Alley Ooop to Jane Gill. I, Frances McCarter, my knowledge of history in all its forms to the Daughters of the American Revolution. I, Alan Berg, my horn-rimmed glasses to the Royal Order of Hoot Owls. I, Dorothy Yost, my uncontrollable passion for baseball to Coach Campbell. I, Lydia Klingbeil, the expert twist in the knot of my hair to Lita Jane Turner. I, Mary Jane Bailey, my youth to Baby Leroy. • Page thirty-seven I, Bob Johnson, my amazing activity as Sergeant of Arms of the June Class to my successor. I, Betty White, my gorgeous golden hair to Cupid. I, Alvina Metzler, my excessive height to Miss Shaw. I, Eleanor Malmi, my expressive eyes to Grace Clark. I, Grace Hodgdon, my ability to absent myself from school to Chuck Stafford. I, Vincent Delapoer, my paint brush to Jacqueline Wolfer. I, Alice Moreland, my coquettish ways to Barbara Graef. I, Joyce Newberg, my clarinet to the band for all future contests. I, Winnifred Jensen, my capacity for initiating anyone at a minute s notice to the envious O. E. classes. I, Pearl Hansen, my gem of a name to Jewel Vance. I, Scott George, my proof and finished picture to Edris Morrison, to use as a permanent exhibit. I, Elsie Henke, my genius for understanding E-8 to Bonnie Reeder. I, Jessie Huffaker, my collection of library slips to Miss Sedgwick. I, Flora Coss, my ability to go steady to Dorothy Franz. I, Valeria Gislason, my affection for Genevieve Jorgenson to her future male friends I, Genevieve Jorgenson, my pep and energy to anyone who can take it.’ I, Theodore Farance, my dazzling speed to Carl Anderson. I, Cecille Garnet, my flashing smile to the advertising manager of Pepsodent Toothpaste. I, Ruth Beckman, my worn out shoes to the next person from 320 who collects attend- ance slips. I, Frances Aufranc, my flourishing florist business in lilies to Ken Daugherty. I, Asta Johnson, my secret passion for others suffering from the blonde blues. I, Mildred Bergstrom, my beautiful dark wavy hair to Dorothy Pederson. I, Hollis Bridwell, my fame as an orchestra leader to Eddie Burke. I, Ruth Jenkins, my daily hamburger to J. Wellington Wimpy. I, Vincent Irvine, my illustrated book on Gentlemanly Gestures to Curtis Church I, Aileen MacDonald, my boisterousness to Milosh Popovich. I, Mildred Schrumm, my love for E-10 to Mr. Bosserman. I, Evert McNeeley, my exquisite basketball shots to aspirinq Don Walker. I, Bernard Somers, my scathing remarks in the Spectrum to the Catty Eye. I, Dorothy James, my clever jingles to the Limerick Man. I, Bernardine McGrew, my red beret to Joe Wendlick. I, Phil Brinkman, my record for terms at Jefferson to anyone else about to become a tradition. I, Marion Everaert, my popularity and leadership to the next peppy Vice-President I, Dick Thomas, my naturally wavy locks to the Beauty Maid Salon. I, August Fischer, my skill in obtaining my father's car to any other boy in the same position. I, Lillian McAdam, my flaming hair to Mr. Johnson. I, Jim Olsen, my ability to defend the Jeff megaphone from the Grant rooters to my unworthy successors. I, Georgia Peters, my dexterity in executing the Australian Crawl to John Stewart. I, Merwin Strayer, my battered gavel to the next maintainer of peace and order. I, Ardis Nelson, my agility in taking shorthand notes with the greatest of ease to Miss Cunninqham, to be used when traveling around the world. I, Harry Abe, my translations of German to Ed Gerlach. I, Karlyn Moore, my sleek coiffure to Virginia Morgan. I, Franklin Laramie, my champion chess playing to Harry Auda. I, Marylee Himmelwright, my clever methods of enchantment to the Girls League. I, Howard Muschalick, three inches of my excess height to Junior Zook. I, Evelyn Pfeifer, my apparent stage fright to the first termers, who probably have plenty of their own. I, Ralph Howard, the memory of my brilliant presence to Jefferson High School. I, Edwin Nasman, my calm dignity and becoming silence to future seniors. Page thirty-eight • , Bob Vaughn, my mythical car to the Invisible Man. , Edith Dalv, my long, willowy frame to Irene Hegeberg. , Don Freel, my good staading with Miss Kentner to Erling Jacobsen. , Helen Christensen, my most treasured lipstick to Dorothy Pratt. , Walter Bush, my M-8 book to the next unfortunate. , Alice Christman, my enormous height to Norma Haughey. , Thelma Fisher, my long hair to Thelma Aili, if she will accept it with my blessings. , Margaret Gentry, my dimples and sweet smile to Norma Williams. , Evelyn Geibler, my freckles to Jean Lougheed with the hope that she will not suffer as I have. , Ruth Hansen, my long black eyelashes to Greta Garbo. , Anna Hegstrum, my individuality to Barbara Alexander. , Anne Herle, my contempt for anything that wears pants to Alta Hansen. , Betty Heuer, my slight figure and my effortless grace to Helen Anderson. , Tura Millet, my faultless complexion and sparkling eyes to the Fleischmann Yeast Co. , Helen White, my quiet aloofness to Ruth Lowrie. , Doris Bixel, my job as school bus driver to Eugene McGee. , Don Proctor, my trumpeting to the South American elephants. , Bruno Lankow, my niche between the lockers to bashful Tom Sanders. , Ken James, my specs to the ground-hog. , Jesse Day, my extensive vocabulary to Mr. Bosserman. , Lorraine Chard, my agility in Gym to all those belonging to the P. E. P. Club. , Keith Benedick, my cold and icy stare to the Ancient Mariner. , Grace Walker, the trouble I have going down curbs on my roller skates to Ruth Inman. , Hertha Abraham, my free-wheeling glide to Aubrey Chapman. . , Lucille Boenhke, my execution of the waltz five to my cousin Janet. , Norma Doumitt, my dark, exotic beauty to Genevieve Parrish. , Wanda Boss, my artistic picture with Thomas Jefferson in the Oregonian to the school to remind it of my affection for him. , Mary Louise Busche, my resourcefulness in Sociology to those who get stuck. , Juanita Kerr, my admiration of Mr. Bowles to all girls who will defend the women against his attacks. , Marion Kari, my hero worship of a certain younq man about school to Nell Larson. , Bert Clifford, the joy of back seats to future members of the fire squad. , Nina Parker, my expressive tap-dancing to Ruth Edwards. RAINY DAY There’s nothing like a rainy day To show us harmonies in gray,- The light cast sky is over all, From its expanse the raindrops fall. The shadows in the slippery street Are darkly quivering from the sleet. The trees just budding gray-green leaves Drip water down our low-built eaves. I wonder if you feel at all The way I do when raindrops fall! VALE Seniors, time has closed the door, Turning you out into the world To find success or failure. You have in your diplomas A contract with a new life. Will you fulfill each promise You are making to the world? Man's faith is invested in you, Will he be justified? When memories bring happy dreams of youth and love of life, then remembering is joy. i I ALU tini THE SILVER RECORD cddest (d Ll '(y )ccliuiinUitice oOe oryol MAY, 1934 JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL Vol. 1, No. 1 FOREIGN FLASHES SWITZERLAND - From 'way up on the Alps we hear from Elinor Clark of the class of January, 1929, who is now a student in the University of Fribourg, Switzerland. COSTA RICA—Lois Scroggin, of June '22, is now Mrs. Reynolds and is residing in Pejivalle, Costa Rica. HAWAII—Tropical breezes waft the news to us that Maybelle Felker (now Mrs. Roth) of the February '17 class, is head dietician in Makelona Hospital in Kealia Kawai, T. H. Mrs. Roth received her M.A. in Spanish at the University of California. HONOLULU Down where the palms grow we hear of Edythc Tobey, January '30, who is now Mrs. Meyer also of Elsie Jensen, February ‘17, who is Mrs. Kurnar Das. ALASKA—-A long breath and jump and we're up to visit Sylvia Crear (Mrs. S. H. Colby) who lived in Ketchikan, Alaska, for two years. We hear that she is now residing in Los Angeles. Oh, we make another nnd. Frances Wilson, June '25, is a teacher in a Ketchikan, Alaska, school. HONDURAS—In this corner of the world we find that Kenneth Stout, who graduated in June, 1924, is now vice- consul at Tela, Honduras. ENGLAND—Just across the sea, in London, England are two Jefferson grad- uates, Chester Froude, January, 1920. who represents the Jantzen Mills, ana Myrtle Gram, June, 1912. And in Mid- dlesex, England, we visit Gladys Veer- steeg (Mrs. Chester Froude) of the June '23 class. FRANCE James Lyons, June, 1926, studied in Paris, France, for a year. He has also attended Oregon University and Stanford University. AUSTRALIA -And down here we discover Paul De Konig, January, 1920, who is a representative of the Jantzen Knitting Mills. New York, 1934.—Lowell Patton, February, 1913, is a director of religious music for NBC in New York. Mr. Patton made a tour as a baritone soloist and pianist through the United States, New Zealand. Canada, Australia and Europe. He has had seventy-five of his composi- tions published. TOP OF THE LADDER Eek—zit—squawk—brrramm oh, the hideous static that emitted from that box of wire, tubes and what-nots that the eccentric professor called his Pet-Liz” and boasted that it would some day talk and show moving pictures of people in their homes or at work. Say, professor, I shrieked above that awful bedlam of sounds, when are you going to fix this heap so that it'll show me what those people on that list I have are doing?” Blaaah! shouted the instrument in my ear. The thing continued giving me the raspberry until the professor angrily kicked poor Liz. And then, upon my word, a picture of a man on the screen began to talk. Why, I gasped, that's Worth Caldwell.” And then, one by one, the screen flashed pictures of each of the people on the list I held in my trembling nand with a brief history of themselves in action. First came Worth Caldwell, president of the class of January, 1920, who now heads the Portland Civic Emergency Relief. He was chosen Portland s First Citizen by the Junior Chamber of Com- merce this year, and is a member of the Portland Breakfast Club. Gordon Lee Riley, 1921, is a psychol- ogist for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children in Rochester, New York. He was for two years a psychol- ogist in a boys' school in Jamesburg, New Jersey, and for another two years in the Feeble-Minded Institute in Vineland, N. J. Henrv Magnusson, February, 1912, is head of the research department in the Oakland public schools in Oakland, California. He is a graduate of the Uni- versity of Oregon and received his M. A. degree at Stanford university. Walter Holman, June, 1920, is presi- dent of the Holman and Lutz Mortuary in Portland. Walter is active in the Junior Chamber of Commerce, also. Eddie Sammons is president of the Iron Fireman, Inc. He is a member of the Board of Directors for the United States National bank. Richard Faville, June, 191 is presi- dent of the Junior Chamber of (Commerce. He is also an employee of the North- western Electric company. (Continued on pdsc 43) FEDERAL PARADE Hurrah I Here comes the Jefferson Federal Parade, with its banners flying. Long may they wave! To the beat of the drums the alumni march past, one by one— William Dickson, of the January, 1925, class was elected to the House of Repre- sentatives in the Oregon Legislature in 1932. Look! Mark Nelson, June ‘26, is a civil engineer in the United States Engin- eer Office in Portland. Mark married Clara Soule of the June '27 class of Jefferson. And Tom Sisk, June, 1923, graduate, is an attorney for the United States cus- toms in New Orleans, Louisiana. Fred Gleeson, June, 1932, is a deputy collector of internal revenue here in Portland. John D. Kennedy. February, 1917, is a postmaster in North Portland. Arthur Baines, January ‘23, ran for the Oregon Legislature in 1933. Arthur also is a graduate of the Oregon Law school. And here comes Helen Osburn, who was graduated in June, 1926. She is now an office deputy in the Bureau of Internal Revenue. Oh, oh! Kirk Wright. June '21, is a member of the Portland Police depart- ment. (Continued on msc 43) NEW YORK, 1934- Edgar Bohlman, who was graduated from Jefferson High School of Portland, Oregon, in June, 1924, is now designing in New York for the stage as an assistant to Richard Halli- burton. Bohlman has been abroad three times, during the first trip of which, in 1927, he worked at the Reinhardt Festi- val in Salsburg, Austria. Bohlman de- signed several settings for the American Opera Company and New York Comi- que productions during 1927 and 1928. During 1929 he took his second trip to Europe and in 1930 designed six pro- ductions for the New York Assembly Theatre. He also, in 1930, designed both costumes and settings for the production of The Venetian Glass Nephew, and later in the year took his third trip to Europe. In 1933 he received a commission in Morocco to take photographs and make sketches for The Foreign Legion pub- licity. Page forty-one THE SILVE R RECORD SCRIBBLERS’ SCRAPS For Pete's sake, rush that codv, will ya? grated the harassed voice of the city editor over the heavy fog of tobacco smoke and the din of voices and clatter of typewriters. The man continued muttering and be- wailing the fact that the world contained such an overwhelming amount of all- round idiots. Finally Sleepy, the office bov, leisurely sauntered up with the qoll-darn copy and gently placed it on his desk exactly and precisely upon a story The Old Man’ was engaged in slicing. With a supreme effort the editor snatched up the paper and began to read: Harry Leeding, June, 1923, is sports editor of the Oregon Journal. Arthur Lee, June '32, is employed in the editorial department of the Oregon Journal. Jess Winrj June, 1927, has charge of the Marine Guide sectio� ? of the Daily Shipping News. Kathleen Thoraldsen, January, '25, is a member of the Portland Spectator staff. While attending the University of Oregon in 1928 she received the highest possible Srades in all subjects and was elected to hi Beta Kappa, the highest honorary. Wallace Wharton, June, 1915, is a reporter on the Oregon Journal. Evelyn Wolcott, June, 1924, (now Mrs. E. W. Stith) is employed at the License Bureau in the City Hall. For two years she worked on the Portland Tele- gram and for six years on the Oregon Journal. Elwyn K. Weston, June '16, is sit- uated in Corvallis as a correspondent for the Oregon Journal. He was sent to the Mexican border immediately after grad- uation and stayed there for a length of time. Andreas Albrecht, June, 1917. is the manager of the Shipping News, Inc. Jerome W. Clark, June '27, is a staff member of the Los Angeles Examiner in Los Angeles, California. Alice Gram, June, 1912, is the founder of the Congressional Digest mag- azine. She was editor of the Spectrum while at Jefferson. In 1924 she became editor of the Congressional Record. William Heppner, January, 1920, is an employee of the Oregon Journal. Virgil Wylie, June, 1924, graduate, is doing newspaper cartooning in Oak- land, California. Olga Zitzer. June '32, is an em- ployee of the Morning Oregonian. Sterling Green, June, 1929, is editor of the University of Oregon Emerald.’ During the summers of 1930-1 he was part owner and publisher of the 'East Side Enterprise-Observer’ in Portland. Margaret Skavlan, June, 1921, is a member of the Morning Oregonian staff. While attending the University of Ore- gon she belonged to the Pot and Quill,' a women writers' club, and the Theta Sigma Phi, national journalistic organiza- tion. In 1926-7 she was a reporter for the Eugene 'Guard.' Page forty-two � George Griffis, January, 1925, was appointed to the managerial staff of the Oregon State Technical Record’ in 1926 and was made advertising manager the next year. In 1927 he was made the national advertising manager of the 'Barometer.' Portland, Ore., 1934.—Harry M. Kenin is at present a member of a law firm with Ralph Herzog in Portland. Mr. Kenin, a graduate of the University of Washington, was at one time a member of the Reed College faculty and a fellow of the University of Chicago. In the fall of 1921 he was elected executive direc- tor of the B'nai B'rith center. He is a director of School District No. 1. TOWERS OF FINANCE It was time for my quarterly examination of The First Jefferson bank. As I always looked forward to this trip with pleasure because of the warm welcome I received, I eagerly donned my overcoat and hat and sallied forth. First I stopped at the information files and secured a list of all the employees at The First Jefferson bank from Margaret Black, June, 1925, who is an employee of the First National bank in Portland. The list I obtained is printed below: Ralph Doddridge, June, 1919, head of the Personal Loan department in the National City bank of New York in 1933. Now employed at Dow, Jones Co. as an analyst of the news staff of the Wall Street Journal. Donald Stanley, January '23, employed at First National bank of Portland. Kenneth H. Zander, June '24, em- Eloyed at the United States National ank. Harold Weiss, June, 1930, clearing house department of the Bank of Cali- fornia. Wallace E. Frazier, June '25, clerk in the First National bank. John P. Anderson, June, 1926, Port- land branch of the Federal Reserve bank of San Francisco. Fred Knutsen, June, 1924, Land bank in Spokane, Washington. Married to Eleanor Johnson, June, 1925. Eleanor Phillips, June, 1925, the Port- land Trust and Savings bank. Norman Donelson, June '26, commer- cial teller at the First National bank in Portland. Albert Case. June '20, Bank of Cali- fornia, Glendale, California. Archie Fries, June, 1924, teller at the United States National bank. Gordon Thompson, June, 1920, vice- president of the First National bank of St. Helens. Otis Anderson, June. 1927, Federal Reserve bank in Portland. Portland, Ore., 1934. Mark Daniels, who distinguished himself in New York with the American Opera company and the Light Opera company as a baritone soloist, is becoming popularly known in the city as a radio artist. Mr. Daniels was with the Portland Opera association and was also a soloist with the Portland Symphony. Besides being a radio soloist he is also a teacher of voice. Mr. Daniels graduated from Jefferson high school in June, 1914. ODD BITS A warm breeze playfully tickled the willow tree leaves and shook one down into Jimmy’s lap. Jimmy jumped guiltily because his conscience was slightly smitten; he had played hooky from Sun- day school so that he might go fishing. Ah, gee, he might have expressed himself in defense, looking like a little cherub (except for his numerous spatter- ings of huge brown freckles and his being minus a front tooth), what else can you expect a fellah to do when the birdies in the tree tops just beg yuh on they knees to come out and lean against the willow tree and catch fish to the tune of the bumbler-bees? Gradually Jimmy's veal and zigor [dropped below zero and he fell into a deep slumber. And into his sleep a dream wove itself in which he saw many people pass in front of him: Leland Chapin, president of the class of June, 1921, is a debate coach at Stanford university. While at Willamette university he was winner of the state oratorical contest. He acted as the head of the English department in a university in Canton, China. James Goss, January '24, who won the state oratorical contest for O. A. C. in 1928, is in partnership with his brother John in the John Goss Dairy Co. Warren Coffeen, June, 1926, is with the Stock Co. in Seattle. Warren was varsity yell leader for O. A. C. and was one of the Collegiate Players. For two years he belonged to the Taylor Street Players in Portland. Florence Skeels, June, 1930, is study- ing dramatic art in Portland. Everett Taylor, president of the class of January, 1921, is employed with the Varney Air Lines. Elizabeth Rogers, January, 1926, is assistant librarian at Jefferson high school. Edna Wentz, January '23, works at the main library in Portland. Donna Watson, January, 1930, is a librarian in the Vernon branch library. Edna Lang, editor of the January '20, Spectrum, works in the public library in Portland. Howard Smith, June, 1919, is doing research work in Vienna, Austria. Harland Young, January '25, is doing research work for Swift ft Co. in the Chicago Chemical laboratories. Glen Dolan. January '28, is a surveyor for the state of Oregon. Rose Elizabeth Crawley, June, 1925, is a designer of gowns for Metro-Gold- wyn-Mayer. Helen Shank. June, 1924, is secretary of the Universal Film Exchange. David Matin, January, 1920, is em- ployed in Warner Bros. Pictures. Dolph Thomas is chief sound technician for Warner Bros, in Hollywood. Edward Jones, January '23, is em- ployed at the United States Department of Agriculture. Pearl Steinberg, June, 1932, is a lab- oratory technician at the University of Oregon Medical school. Agnes Haroldsen, June, 1919, is head of the physical education department in Piedmont high school at Piedmont, Cali- fornia. (Continued on M9 45) THE SILVER RECORD ALUMNI STAFF Editor..................Thelma Trout Vice-chairman of Student Committee.................Tom Rommel Reporters Betty Chapman Hilman Imholz Bruno Lankow Jessie Huffaker Eileen Darby Scott George Iris Schmidt LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor: Reminiscent of the old days , don’t you think it would be interesting to recall the memorable 220 low hurdle race in the Interscholastic meet of 1924? It was at that time that Dudley Clark, wearing the blue and gold colors, wrote his name as one of the greatest of com- petitors. In the final race he fell over one of the hurdles and after the entire field had passed him, he regained his feet, overtook the other runners and finished second. Yours very truly, E. B. McCutcheon. Dear Editor: I find in an article that Nortonvillc, California, is Hoppy’s birthplace. It is now a deserted cluster of old houses and diggings, one old graveyard and a favorite spring picnic place or ours, about 15 miles from here. What a small world this is after all. Sincerely, Marian Allhands Sharp. (February, 1912.) Dear Editor: The laughter and chatter that reechoes through the walls and halls of Jefferson for the class of June. 1926, started with the snow fights and the attempts to worry Bantie Legs or Parentheses” (the janitor) during the sojourn in the port- ables. The usual notes, secret high signs, and lack of preparation to tantalize the teachers were coupled with the giggles- even in the Senior English classes, where ' Miss Pringle often attempted to conduct a class filled with such fits. Were we in- dignant when our Mr. Jefferson was painted red and white! Can you guess who did it after the guards went to sleep? Future Culbertsons received their early training during class play practice. It’s your turn when his queue comes. The curtain just had to rise on three hats for all the male cast of The Rivals. Yes, all heads must have been the same size then. I’ll bet that's the last time we've seen some people in short trousers! Come on now, confess! How many more foolish things can you think of that will bring another wrinkle to that smile and that will revive those happy, carefree days? Even though we may not have always been so original, we could at least laugh at our own jokes and bright ideas. Sincerely, Sally Roake, (June '26.) Dear Editor: One of the times our class was not appreciated by the faculty was Pinafore Day. Wild and brilliant costumes were not considered helpful to academic pro- gress, so their wearers were excused for the day. Our class play set a precedent. We were the first class to dare risking a royalty. We selected the College Widow and paid a hundred dollars fee for each of the two performances. That made history. The acting was good, too. We were evidently a class with ex- pensive tastes and ambition for the June Spectrum was more costly than any of its predecessors. Roy Casebeer was carpeted for that, but it was a grand number, just suiting the class. Long live Hopkin Jenkins and Jeffer- son. Sincerely, A. Glenn Stanton, (June ’14.) Dear Editor: The class of June '30 will all remem- ber: Maurice Kregar and Leslie Dunton's continual heckling; the infamous Angel Club ; the time a button popped off Thelma Bloom’s suspender skirt while she was being lectured in Mr. Jenkins’ office,- Bruce Sturm's good nature; Cato Bee- kooy's sauciness; Elinor Stevenson’s studiousness. Yours truly, Yvonne Kclker. Top of the Ladder (Continued from page 41) Ed Peck, June. 1921, is a member of Peck Bros., Mohawk Tires, on Taylor Street. He also belongs to the Junior Chamber of Commerce. Walter Blaesing, June, 1919, is presi- dent of the Blaesing Painting company on Third avenue in Portland. Harold Brown, president of the class of June. 1920, is an employee of the National Life Insurance company in Medford. Warren H. Day. January, 1922, is an agency organizer for the New York Life Insurance company in San Francisco. Helen Meserve (Mrs. Fisher), June, 1919, is manager of The Pewter Plate on Lovejoy street. Jack Cate, president of the class of January, 1929, belongs to Theta Chi of the University of Oregon. In 1929 he worked on the Portland News. Donald Peck, January, 1922, is in the title insurance department of Common- wealth, Inc. Fred West, January, 1922, is in the group insurance department for the Aetna Life Insurance company. Wilmington, Del., 1934. Genevieve Muench. of this city, has just recently received the appointment as educational director in the Delaware hospital. Miss Muench, who was graduated from Jeff- erson high school in Portland, Oregon, in June, 1916, was graduated from the Northwestern School of Pharmacy and received her A. B. degree from Columbia University in New York. PHANTOMS OF THE PAST 'Twas midnight, that hour of charm and witchcraft. The moonlight sifted cau- tiously through the balcony window gratings in the auditorium. A slow bang of something hard striking on something hard reechoed through the room. The whispers and faint rustles subsided while a monotone voice sounded and re- sounded in the gloom and dusk. The meeting of the February, 1912, class will please come to ord � r. The secretary will present the business on hand. There was a rustle of stiff silk unfolding and a feminine voice breaking the still- ness again. I have by humorous methods secured this report of our class from an organiza- tion called ’June, 1934.' If there are no objections, I shall proceed. Ernest Vosper is vice-principal of Oakland high school in Oakland, Cali- fornia. Marian Allhands is Mrs. Leslie H. Sharp and resides in Martinez, California. She has attended Reed college and is a graduate of Stanford university. Joan McDonald, who is Mrs. Addi- son Atwater lives in Eugene, Oregon. ['Bernice S. Lakin is Mrs. H. M. Palmer. George A. Keep is married to Rose Philip, also a Jefferson graduate, and lives on Alameda Drive in Portland. Juanita V. Parker, who was grad- uated from Reed college in 1916 and who taught in Grants Pass for two years, is a teacher in Jefferson high school. “Gladys Lauthers is Mrs. C. N. White and lives in Oakland, California. Nellie M. Kubick is Mrs. Pete Strom and lives in Portland. Guinevere Huckbody is Mrs. C R. Meloney and resides in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Edna E. Haugen is Mrs. Mather and is employed in a restaurant. _ Archie L. Smock is a foreman in the CWA work in Multnomah county. Myrtle Gregory is Mrs. B. W. Dickey and lives in Forest Grove. Meta A. Fortune is Mrs. Charles Oppel and lives in Portland. Harriet Cooper is Mrs. Armentrout and lives in Fossil, Oregon. Maude L. Beckett is Mrs. C. V. Chenoweth and is a teacher in the Laurel- hurst grade school. Faye Tremblay is deceased. Myrtle Evans . . . . The voice ceased speaking and those present drew quick intakes of breath and then sighed .... Federal Parade (Continued fro� M3 41) Blanche Younger, June, 1930, is doing clerical work at the Court House. Clarence Kalk, June, 1922, is a post- office clerk. Madge Chapman, February, 1917, is married to G. W. Snook, who is a deputy coroner. Elizabeth Babcock, June, 1925, is a librarian in Washington, D. C. Laura Smith, January '27, who was graduated from Reed college, is employed in the Customs House. Tom Bransford, June, 1924, is a teacher in Washington, D. C. • Page forty-three THE SILVER RECORD STENO’S NOTES As her shorthand teacher began to dictate, Margie stifled a weary yawn, picked up her pencil and began to write. But, whoa ! What was the matter with her pencil? It wasn't writing what she wanted it to; instead it began to fill her paper quickly and steadily with the following list: Fern Naylor, June, 1924 is Hopkin Jenkins' secretary at Jefferson high school. Louise Wagnon, January. 1930, is attendance secretary at Jefferson. She was recently married to Ebin Albert. Geraldine Scott. June, 1929, has been a secretary at Jefferson since 1930. She was married to Harry Moore last February. Margaret Found, January, 1932, is a secretary at the Abernethy school in Portland. Mary Helen Boyce, June, 1928, is a secretary at Beach school. Maurine Jeude, January, 1929 (Mrs. N. C. Oliver), is a secretary at Grant high school. Mabel Phipps, June, 1924, was secre- tary to the dean of girls at Jefferson for two years. She now resides in Los Angeles. Ellen Hopkins, June, 1924. is secre- tary in the physical education department of Jefferson. Dorothy Robinson, June, 1924, is auditor and assistant secretary in the Benson Polytechnic school. Don Thomas, June, 1932, is the dean of boys for the Oregon State School for the Blind. Mary Dingier. June, 1921, who was a secretary at Jefferson in 1925-1927, is now secretary to the principal of Benson Polytechnic. And speaking of secretaries and sten- ographers, here are more: Marion Whiting (Mrs. Clarence Fox), June, 1913, is secretary to the chief engineer of the General Electric company in the Philadelphia office. Anita Davis (Mrs. Wm. Cefre), June, 1914. is secretary for M. Labbe, the French consul. George Mimnaugh, June, 1922, is secretary for the Portland Executives Association. Martha Olsen, June, 1913, is secre- tary for the BoDine-Cantril Clinic. Evelyn Bolgeman, June, 1923, is a stenographer for Blake, Moffitt Towne. Maryzita Ferguson, June, 1923, is a stenographer for Montgomery Ward Co. Gertrude Doyle, January, 1924, is a secretary to the Pacific Cooperative Wool Growers. Katharine H. Bonham, June, 1924, is a secretary to the Peat, Marwick, Mitchell Co. Hazel Potter (Mrs. E. W. Meyer) was a stenographer for the S. P. S. railway company for five years. Margaret Stein, June, 1926, is the secretary to the secretary of the Dump Truck association. Page forty-four . Leslie Gage. June, 1924, is a sten- ographer for Hills Brothers. Jean Orr, January, 1925, is a surgical secretary at the Good Samaritan hospital. Mildred Oliver (Mrs. L. C. Man- chester), January, 1927, is a secretary to Dr. John Talbot. Norma Springer (Mrs. Renner) is a stenographer at the Union Oil Co. Marie Kaffesieder, January, 1927, is a secretary at the Pacific Telephone Telegraph company. Dorothy Peterson (Mrs. Henry Gaps) is a stenographer at the Atlas Imperial Diesel Engine company. Thelma Hutchinson, June, 1927, is a private secretary at Dooly Co. Hazel Foster, June, 1927, is a sten- ographer at the Nicholai-Neppach Co. Dorothy Fassnidge, June, 1928, was a private secretary to an attorney. Irma Kieling, June, 1929, who was the secretary to the president of the First National bank, is now Mrs. Oscar Peder- son and resides in Salem. Helen Eastlund, June, 1930, is secre- tary to Campbell, Norquist 8c Co. Ruth Balgeman. June, 1930, is a sten- ographer at Nudleman Brothers. Pauline Landon, June, 1932, is secre- tary to the secretary of the Royal Rosarians. Bernice Johnson, June '32, is an auditor and stenographer at the West Coast Life Insurance Co. Mildred Grbavac, June '32, is secre- tary to Henderson 8c Walker, Warrants, Mortgages, Securities. Dorothy Feuerstein, June, 1932, is a secretary to the Portland General Electric Co. Other stenographers are: Etta Wis trand, Jan. '27; Emma Newman, June '26; Dorothy Doloff, June ‘26 Minnie Sher- man, Jan. '34; Dorothy bisk, June ‘24; Viola Lindquist, June '24,- Ruby Johnson, June '24, Inez Madsen, June '32,- Edna Stange, June '22; Elvera Ouesnell, June '22. Ellen Nelson (Mrs. Hansen), June ‘23, and Elizabeth Prendergast, June '26, are both secretaries. STAFF ROLL CALL O-O-O-m the ambulance siren sounded in the distance. Drowsy internes and nurses hurriedly and guiltily rubbed the traces of sleep from their eyes and sprang to their positions. O-O-O-m— what, another ambulance! O-O-O-m O-O-O-m—another and another drew up in front of the hospital driveway. Good night, nurse! It would take the whole force to accommodate all these cases. A fat little interne puffed laboriously around the corner and spread the word that they were all wanted in the main office at once. Quickly the entire staff gathered together. And then The Head came in and began to read the roll call: Dr. Walter Kelsey, June ‘22, is a resident surgeon in Multnomah hospital. “Simeon Cantril, June, 1925, who is a graduate of Dartmouth college, is con- nected with the Michael Reese hospital in Chicago. For two years he was on the medical staff of the Mayo hospital in Rochester, Minnesota. Tom A. Murphy, June, 1926, and Carroll Bert Pratt, June, 1925, are also members of the medical staff of the Mayo hospital in Rochester, Minnesota. “Fred Joy, June, 1924, is on the medical staff in the Doernbecher hospital in Portland. He is a graduate of the University of Oregon Medical school. Thomas Christmas, February, 1917, is assistant surgeon in the Letterman's hos- pital in San Francisco, California. He is a graduate of the University of Oregon and as served two years in Panama. Canfield Beattie, June, 1918, is an eye, ear and tooth specialist in the Mayer building. Kenneth Braman, January, 1924, is now a practicing chiropractor. He was graduated in 1926 from the Pacific Chiropractic college. Martin A. Howard, June, 1918, is a practicing physician and surgeon. He was graduated in 1922 from the Univer- sity of Oregon and in 1926 from the University of Oregon Medical school. May Annette Borquist, _ January, 1918, is a doctor in a children's hospital in San Francisco. She attended Reed college and the University of Oregon and received a scholarship to the Cornell Medical school in New York, from which she was graduated in 1931. Edmund Simmons, June, 1913, is a physician in the Medical Dental building. Melvin Kelly, January ‘26, is an optometrist of Fred Meyer s Company in Portland. Earl D. Du Bois, June, 1917, is a doctor in the Medical Arts building. Margaret Bodine, a January, 1922, graduate, who is now Mrs. F. W. Carter, was for three years a technician in the Emanuel hospital. “Wallace L. McIntosh, June, 1918, is now a dentist. Eva A. Davis, June, 1927, received her degree in nursing education at the University of Oregon. George R. Suchow, June '22, is a physician. Marie T Hagansen (Mrs. R. Dams- hov), June, 1921, is now taking private nursing duty. For three years she was in training in tne Emanuel hospital; she took three more years of post graduate work in laboratory diagnosis. Dorothy Bobb, January, 1925, is a graduate nurse from the Good Samaritan hospital. “Fern J. Gossett, January, 1927, is a graduate from the Good Samaritan hos- pital. She has attended both Reed college and the University of California. Violet Kirshner, June ‘18. is a regis- tered nurse who graduated from the Good Samaritan hospital in 1922. Leona Brown, January ‘28, is now doing private nursing. From 1930-32 she was a nurse at Dr. Gray's Institute. Ruth E. Gough, June, 1925, is a grad- uate nurse at the Good Samaritan hospital. THE SILVER RECORD THE MUSIC BOX Eagerly we pick up the key and begin to wind up the Music Box (manufactured by Jefferson, Incorporated) anxious to hear what manner of tunes will tinkle out. The box is a quarter of a century old, and —oh, listen—here come the first strains: James Eoff, June '25. is head of the violin department at Linheld college and is also a member of the Portland Sym- phony orchestra. John Reisacher, June '20, is teaching piano in Condon, Oregon. He has studied in Germany for approximately five years. Eugene Linden, June '30, is organizer and leader for the Tacoma Symphony. Hal Young, June '17, is in vaudeville in New York. Hal was a member of the American Opera Co. and the Schubert Co. in New York, where he took the leading role in the Student Prince. Frances Lynch, June '32, is doing radio work over stations KWSC and KHQ, and is also a member of the U. W. S. C. quartette. Frances was a soloist with the Portland Symphony in the Messiah in 1933. Robert Gould, June ‘27, is an organist in Eugene. He attended a music school in Fontainebleau, France, for two years and received his M. A. degree in music from the University of Oregon. Freta Shaw is a soloist in the Holly- wood Bowl. She was also a soloist and director in the chorus of Ethioe. Florence Leach, January '28, a mezzo- soprano, is studying music in New York, specializing in duets with her sister Harriet. Harriet Leach, a soprano, who studied in Chicago for three years, is a soloist for society teas in New York. Marjorie Maxwell, June '13, was a soprano with the Civic Opera company in Chicago. She is married to a doctor there. Gault Patton, a baritone, who toured for eight years with his brother Lowell, is now a church and club soloist in Portland. Vern Sims, June '27, plays the viola in the Portland Symphony orchestra. He is married to Betty Eyman of the same class. Sam Fisher, January '30, who played in the Junior Symphony, is now studying music in Los Angeles, California. Margaret Conklin, June '15, is now Mrs. Covery and teaches piano in Berke- ley, California. Helen Dygart, June '30, is teaching piano. She is engaged to Curtis Grimes. They are planning a concert tour through China during this summer. Among our piano teachers are Cath- erine Heppner, June '24, Al Minez Chapman, June '24; Helen L. Larson, June '32, Nellie Mae Hadfield, June '28; Mildred Hoelzer, January '31 Nona C. Peterson, June '22. Laura Nilson, June '32, is teaching violin. Gerald O'Bryant, June '23, is with Anson Weeks’ orchestra. Pete Sullivan, June '24, was manager of the University of Oregon Varsity Glee clubs in 1926 and 1927. YE ART GALLERY Many of our alumni are moving in art-ic circles. Edith Bottom, of the June '23 class, has just recently returned from Honolulu, where she held a position for a year and a half, to take up her commercial art work here in Portland again. Her twin sister, Eva, who is also a commercial artist, is now Mrs. Sorenson. Among our promising young painters is Herbert Ackley, June ‘25, who is now exhibiting at the Creative Arts Gallery. Mr. Ackley is also on the Portland Art Museum staff. For an authority on Aztec and Mayan culture, we suggest that you visit Preston Whiting, June '17, who is quite a prom- inent archaeologist in the city. Do you remember Kenneth Richardson of the June '26 class, who won an enter- ing scholarship to the Museum Art school? He is now working in architec- ture with A. E. Doyle associates. And right among the architects we have Glenn Stanton, June '14, who works as an architect for Whitehouse, Stanton Church company. Ben Schiewe, February '17, a graduate of Oregon State college in 1922, is now an architect in Los Angeles, Cali fornia. Arthur F. Samuelso.i, June ’23, is also an architect. One of our recent graduates, Lawrence Lewton, of the June 30 class, is em- ployed by Buress Dean, a cartooning company. From one of the first classes ever to graduate from Jefferson is Harold Pull- iam, who is now doing advertising designing for the Standard Oil company of California. He also decorated the Standard Oil company building in Los Angeles. Jefferson boasts a few art instructors also. Hazel Plympton. June ‘13, is teach- ing art at Bellingnam Normal. Fay Beaver, February '14. is now an instructor at Girls’ Polytechnic, where she does metal work and designing. Ruth Halvorsen, June '15, who won a Museum Art school scholarship, and who graduated from the Pratt Institute, is an instructor of art at Lincoln high school and the Oregon Extension classes. Leta Kennedy, June '15 graduate, who won a two and one-half year scholarship at the Art Museum school and received her B. S. degree and Fine Arts scholarship at Columbia university, is now an in- structor at the Museum of Art in Portland. Marie Schulderman, January '23, is an art instructor in Grant high school. Dorothy M. Smith. June '16. is the art supervisor in the Redmond public schools in Redmond, Oregon. Information comes to us that Millard Bruhn, June ‘22, is a sculptor and de- signer of screens. That Amy Pernot, 1918, is now a painter and designer, That John Strang is a designer for the McCall magazine. And that Art Mueller, June '28, is a commercial artist and designer for the Picture House. Ella Ries, January '16, is a newspaper illustrator, and Ellison White costumer. All of these had their training wholly or in part under the direction of Mrs. Gay or Mrs. Johnson, both of whom are still on Jefferson’s faculty. SPORTS STATIC This is your reporter, Arthur Flegel, June '28, bringing you the latest flashes from the Olympic games: Betty Titus Christian, January '24, beat Ralph Arnold. June '30. yesterday at the Columbia Golf course, therefore winning the world s title. Elizabeth Lounsbury, January ’22, won the 200-yard crawl at the swimming meet yesterday. The North was beaten by the South in a thrilling football game today. The North had many famous players. Among them were Robert Robinson, June '261 Frank Riggs, January '24; Ridgeway Johnston, January '25; Henry Baldridge. January '26, Philip Ireland, June '26, Jack Helf- rich, January '32,- Jimmy Weed, June '30 Earl Tichcnor, June '30; and Joe Renner, January '31. The South, playing a beau- tiful defensive game, numbered among its players Ray Weston, January '20, Robert Grayson, June '32, of Stanford, Lief Jacobsen, June '30, of Columbia univer- sity; Phil Penn, June ’30; Bud Dockery, June '30,- Terrence Harding January '32; Robert Dougherty. January 33, of Wash- ington State college,- Ray Woodman, January '33,- and Lorenzo Matthews, January '28. Jack King, June '26, coach of the South team, and trainer Robert Officer, January '22, contributed much to their team's success. Ray Smith, June '24, coach of Mult- nomah club's team, was very pleased over his team's success today. Thev beat Ray- mond Graap, January '23, and his team by a score of 12-10. Among the members of the team were Mark Grayson, January '27; Joe Gordon, June '32; Bob Hunt, June '32, and Lowell Brown, June '31. George Economus, June '31, took all honors in tennis. Bob Thomas, June '32, and Tyrcll Lowrey, June '27, took all the laurels in track. Many prominent baseball players turned out to watch these stupendous games. Richard LasseH, June '31; Wesley Clausen, June '31; Ralph Hunt, June '31; Bill Hatch, June '32, Bob Sullivan, June '27; Brian Mimnaugh, January '28. This is your reporter now signing off. . . Odd Bits (Continued from page 42) Norman Willett, June, 1924, is a chemist for the American Can Co. in Portland Bert Tousey, January, 1926, is an employee of the Biological Survey in Washington, D. C. Robert Van Nice, president of the June '27 class, who won a trip around the world under the auspices of the national Y. M. C. A., now attends the University of Oregon. Jean Garman, vice-president of the January '28 class, who received leader- ship honors and the Jefferson scholarship upon her graduation, is employed at the Goodyear Rubber Co. Dorothy McKee, June, 1919, is a supervisor of Portland parks. « Page forty-five THE SILVER RECORD THE BUBBLING CAULDRON In the heart of a deep, black forest there is a little hut which looks very much like a small hill covered with grass. On its roof is a ring where the dainty fairies dance each night by the light of the huge orange moon. And inside the hut- yes, just what does lie inside? Let's be brave and knock. Someone is coming to the door. Why, it's a perfectly jolly little woman with rosy cheeks and a tiny tinkling voice. She is bowing deeply, inviting us to have chairs. We enter with a little bit of awe which grows stronger as we notice in the center of the room a black cauldron bubbling merrily with a green fire burning underneath. I suppose, she began, that you have come here to gather news for your alumni edition of the Spectrum? We nod assent. “I am cooking a concoction whereby you will discover news of some of the more prominent business men. See, the steam is growing dense. Their faces appear even now.” And here is what we see: Wilbur Carl, president of the January, 1917, class, is sales manager of the Fields Motor Car Co. Fred Greer, June, 1926, class presi- dent, is employed with the claim depart- ment of the Loyalty Group Insurance Co. He graduated from the Northwestern College of Law in June, 1933, and was admitted to the practice of law in Octooer of the same year. John Kennedy, president of the June, 1916, class, is the financial sales manager of the General Motors Acceptance cor- poration in Portland. William Bolger is manager of the J. C. Penney Co. in Medford, Oregon. Ray Bolger, June, 1923, is assistant manager of the J. C. Penney Co. in La Grande Oregon. Bill Gleeson, January '27, is superin- tendent of the Iron Fireman company in Cleveland, Ohio. Joe Frazer, January, 1922, is branch manager of the General Motors Accept- ance corporation in Arizona. Harold Hutchinson, June, 1923, is general sales manager of Muirhead, Inc. Frank Davis, June '13, is assistant manager of the Ivy Press. Richard Martin, June, 1917, is vice- president of Smith, Camp Riley. Clarence Rockstad, June, 1925, is credit manager of the Packer-Scott Co. Robert Davis, January, 1926, is assist- ant superintendent of the Metropolitan Building Co. in Seattle, Washington. E. L. Gowdy, June, 1926, is local manager of the Northwestern Electric Co. m Rainier, Oregon. H. D. Sercombe, June '23, is general manager of the Roisch Adjustment Bureau, Inc. Richard Hoyt, June '22, is owner of a dyeing and cleaning establishment. Florence Rattey, January, 1927, is office manager of the Sawdust Service, Inc. Edward Springer is sales manager of the Springer-Ott Co. in brake lining. Matthew Baines, January '23, is man- ager of the Piggly-Wiggly store on Fifth avenue. Page forty-six • Al Wiest, June, 1927. is assistant district manager of tne Shell Oil Co. Wesley Ferry, January '28, is manager of a Piggly-Wiggly store and is also an aviation pilot. Harold Burkitt, June, 1921, is em- ployed in the Oregon Bond Mortgage Co. Toinie WesL January, 1920, is em- ployed in the Commonwealth, Inc. Maurice Inman, June, 1919, is a bond broker in the Henry building Wade Parker, January '28, is superin- tendent of the Union Stock Yards. Minnie Shaman, June '27, is a secretary in the Metropolitan Life Insurance Co. GARDENER’S SPOTLIGHT By Chaundey Wrightman (1916) (Department of Agriculture Bureau of Investigation) Washington, D. C. The bottom of the onion and garlic market fell through late yesterday amidst gnawings of the teeth and chawing of the hair by several speculators in that field. Oh, well, onions are in themselves enough to bring distressing tears to the eyes. According to Laville Hewitt, famous landscape gardener and graouate of Oregon State college in 1923, women in the social circles are throwing themselves wholeheartedly into rock garden pools (not literally, of course) and plans for beautifying their out-of-doors surround- ings. Floyd Herin, who attended Oregon State college in 1927 and is now running a ranch in Wasco county, reports that wheat is fluctuating so rapidly in value that he doesn't know whether to buy a Rolls-Royce and see the world or to pack his toothbrush and see the country through a different porthole. Dahlias are establishing an outstanding record this season. The prices quoted this year are mounting higher than I have ever known them to before, says Mrs. Swartz McCarter, who is a June, 1914, alumna of Jefferson, and who attended Washington State college. Conditions in the gladioli field look cheerful once again. James Boland, June, 1930, graduate, who grows gladioli commercially, expresses the belief that the gladioli market will improve steadily all summer. Revised Edition of “ALICE IN WONDERLAND”' Chapter 1 Down the Rabbit Hole As Alice traveled rapidly through the air on her way down the rabbit hole (or was it a rabbit hole?) she looked about her. Sundry thoughts raced through her mind. Perhaps she should have bought that insurance from Sam Lockwood, June, 1924, or George Knutsen, June, 1923, or Phil Grossmayer, June, 1924. Anyway, if she had known she was going to take such a fall she surely would have. As she lightly reached the bottom, Dorothy Amoth, June, 1932, timekeeper with Montgomery Ward's, softly said. Three minutes flat, Alice, nice work.' Alice, startled, looked around, but Dorothy had disappeared. Chapter 2 The Pool of Tear I'm lonesome, thought Alice, I wish someone were here. Maybe Hazel Nobes, June, 1924 if she were here would dance for me. I'm awfully lone- some. Then Alice began to cry. She cried and cried until the ground was covered with water. Suddenly a beautiful little boat built by Howard Gertulla, January, 1929, and supervised by R. L. Eaton, June, 1927, passenger represen- tative of the Dollar Lines, steamed by. In it sat Adeline Schulberg, June, 1927, buyer for Chain Grocers. I thought you might be hungry, so I brought you a sand- wich,” said Adeline. Alice hungrily grabbed it and turned to thank Adeline, but she was gone. Then, strangely, Alice began to grow smaller and smaller. Soon she had to swim about in order not to drown. She came to a rock and sat upon it. Homer Gifford, electrician on the Bonneville Dam, appeared and built a handy dam so Alice could cross to dry land. Bernice Johannsen, June, 1925, cosmetician, and Cato Bekooy, June,1930, beautician, eagerly greeted Alice and quickly repaired the damage done by the water and then vanished. Before Alice could think, Marjory Michael, June, 1930, brought her a lovely gown from the Josephine Gown shop, and John Nas- man, June, 1930, of Meier 8c Frank's fur department, brought her a fur coat to keep her warm. Alice became more and more perplexed, so she decided that perhaps if she walked about her head would clear. Chapter 3 The Duchess She soon came to a green and orange house, out of which issued a great deal of noise. As she was about to open the door, Robert Frankson, February, 1917, hurried out. No use trying to sell her anything,” he muttered. You might as well go away. Alice didn't stop to explain that she wasn't selling anything, but opened the door, which had been made by Dale Van Hoy, June, 1931, department assis- tant of the Nicholai Door Manufacturing company, and walked in. Almost imme- diately a plate came crashing toward her, but she ducked successfully. She noticed that it was The Cook, Lowel Beckendorf, chef at the Hotel De Anza at San Jose, California, who was throwing things. Naomi Hagersen, June, 1919. Duchess of Craven, sat in the middle of the floor holding a howling baby. A loud rapping was heard at the door. Go to the door, said the duchess. Alice opened it. There stood Vern Cascbeer, June, 1914; David Matin, January, 1921, Albert Bullier, January, 1922,- Kenneth Ringler, June, 1923; Walter Dennis, June, 1925 salesmen. Go away, said Alice, we don't want any. They sadly turned and walked away. Fine sales resistance.” said the duchess. Very fine. Now let me tell you about my house. This is my fifty-sixth THE SILVER RECORD house. You see, cook is rather rough. Lloyd Carter, January, 1917, of the Trent Realty company, was general supervisor. Evart Edwards, January, 1920, furnished the bricks, and Walter Blaesing, June, 1919, of the Blaesing Paint company, painted it this beautiful color of orange and green. Robert Berry, June, 1921, has endeavored to control the humidity, but then the cook raises the temperature. We have a nickel phone which Paul Kleo, January, 1923, installed. If you have five cents, you may use it. The furniture was given us by Ray Kiefer, June, 1924, of Powers, and Price Sullivan, June, 1922, of Gervurtz. It has to be strong because the cook is very destructive. If he isn't able to get his cooking material from Roy Casebeer, June, 1914, of the Oregon Groceteria, or James Rogers, June, 1924, of the Grand Central Public Market, or George Adams, June, 1926. assistant buyer for Western Dairy Products com- pany, or Oscar Chase, January, 1920, representative of Heinz company, or Stuart Kerr, June, 1926. of the Star Con- serving company, or Mabel Ross, June, 1923, of the Loose Wiles Biscuit com- pany, he has a tantrum. As she talked she kept bouncing the squalling baby up and down. Let me hold the baby, said Alice. She rocked him gently back and forth, but he only cried louder. Take him outside, said the duchess. I'm tired of hearing him. Alice felt like saying, I'm tired of hear- you, too, but instead, she picked up the baby and walked out just as the cook threw a plate at the duchess. My, this is disagreeable, said Alice to herself. He's a regular little pig. The duchess ought to send him either to Gordon Rileu, June, 1922, assistant manager of the Boys’ Home in New Jersey, or Paul Flegel, June, 1917, head of Lakeoga Boys' camp. Maybe they could help him. He looks more like a pig every minute. The baby's nose began to grow longer and now, instead of crying, he grunted. Why, he is a pig!” said Alice, alarmed. She quickly put him on the ground and he scampered off. He made a much nicer pig than he did a baby, anyway, con- cluded Alice, as she looked around, not knowing where to go next. Upon the limb of the nearest tree sat a Cheshire cat. It began to grin and then she saw that it was Henry Drennan, June, 1932, bell- hop at the Benson hotel. You ought to be able to tell me where to go next, said Alice. Well, said the cat, the March Hare lives that way and the Mad Hatter lives the other way. Take your choice. Alice started in the direction he had first pointed. Guess I’ll go see the March Hare. I've seen a hatter before,” she murmured. Chapter 4 A Mad Tea Party She soon came to a blue house. A large table was set in front of it. At one end sat the March Hare, Cornelius Bodey, June, 1926, highway engineer, and the Mad Hatter, Walter Beckendorf, June, 1925 Between them the poor Door- mouse, Donald Younger, clerk for Devess Wnolesale Co., acted as a pillow. Go away, said the March Hare, there’s no room. Wny, there's plenty of room, said Alice, as she looked at the many empty places. She walked around the table and examined the place cards. The first was Preston Drew, June, 1922. of Shell Oil Co. Next was Lloyd Miller, February, 1917, of Signal Oil Co. Vern Casbeer, June, 1922, of Shell Oil Co. was named next, and then Ulysses Giesy, February, 1917, of the Shell Oil Co. Next was Flavius West, February, 1917. of Standard Oil Co. ''Why didn't all these people come? asked Alice. Because I didn't invite them, replied the March Hare. You see, we were going to have an oil convention, then we changed our minds and decided to have an electrical convention, but we thought that we’d have more to eat if we had fewer people—that’s why there isn't room for you. Wait a minute and I’ll tell you the names of the electrical men we were going to invite. He took a book from his pocket and began to read. John Briggs, June, 1918, of Electrical Re- search Products Co ; Vincent Hryzka, June, 1930, of Electrical Products cor- poration, Martin Lantz, June, 1923, Electric Manufacturing Co., and Florence Stelzig, June, 1927, of P. E. P. Co. We didn't invite them, you see, but I thought maybe you’d like to know who isn’t here. What an odd person, thought Alice. What day is it? she asked the Mad Hatter. He took out his watch. Alice looked at his watch and saw that it had the days of the week on it instead of the hours of the day. This is a queer place, thought Alice, I’d better leave. As she turned to go, the March Hare said, Pay the cashiers, Doris Olson, 1922, and Margaret Lynn, June, 1922, for the tea you drank. Alice just walked off. She decided that there was no use telling them that she hadn't drunk any tea and anyway, she didn't see any cashiers. Chapter 5 Who Stole the Tarts She soon came to a tree with a door in it. Opening it she walked in. Before her was a beautiful garden. She saw a stately procession coming toward her. Leading it were the King and Queen of Hearts, E. B. McCutcheon, June, 1925, lawyer, and Clare Black McCutcheon, June, 1925. What are you doing here?' screamed the queen. I don't know, ma'am, said Alice, trembling. Off with her head, shrieked the queen. That’s silly, replied Alice. Maybe so, said the queen. We're going to the Knave of Hearts' trial. Come along. Afterwards we can play croquet. Come on. The King and Queen walked to their throne and sat down. The court was before them. Alice began to wonder if they would have refreshments. There seemed to be no chance so she looked about her to pass the time away. The judge, Aaron Touhey, June '21, had long white hair. The clerk, William Crawford, June '25, arose and read the names of the iorors while they sat in thejury box and looked about them wisely. They were: Eugene Schiewe, June '14, contractor. Robert Huntress, February '17, of Montgomery Ward Co. Edward Appelgren, June '24, Security Title Co. Curtis McKinney, February '17, of Talbot a Casey. Llewellyn Broadbent, June '24, Com- monwealth Investment Trust Co. Lillian James, June '22, bookkeeper. Virginia Trout, June '32, biller. Pearl Moore, June '32{ office girl. Donald Grulke, June 32, store man- ager. Helen Walker, January ' 27, book- keeper. Earl Slocum, June ‘23, broker. Ermina Carpenter, June '27, clerk. They all began trying to talk to each other at once when suddenly Eva Jud- kiss. June ‘26, student at Northwest Coflege of Law, cried out, Silence in the court. The King put on his spectacles and looked anxiously around to make out who was talking. He then said, Herald, read the accusation. Clifford Powers, June '22, lawyer, then read as follows: The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer's day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts, And took them quite away. Chester McCarthy, January '23, was attorney for the defense, and W. J. Prend- ergast, Jr., June '24, was prosecuting attorney. Call the first witness, said the King. The herald then called, First wit- ness, C. Laird McKenna, June ‘22, legal advisor of NR A for State of Oregon. “The accused stole the tarts after hours and that will never do, said the first witness. Call the second witness, said the King. The second witness, Christian Sorenson, February '17, who works in a drugstore, said, The accused tried to sell me some tarts on a summer's day In the meantime Jack Angell, June ‘24, of the Oregonian, took the proceedings down in shorthand for his paper. Gladys Bridgeford, June '30, film developer, took pictures of the principal characters in the case. Mary Thompson, June '32, ushered in the new spectators. Call the third witness, said the King. No, said the Queen. Off with his head. I'm tired of this trial. Let s play croquet. Chapter 6 The Queen’s Croquet Ground The company proceeded to the croquet ground. As they neared it, four gardeners came toward them. They were William Joos, June ‘24, of Ray Mating Co David Linsteadt, January ‘22, of Balfour-Guthrie Co.; Elwood Enke, June '24, advertiser; and K. L. Wilson, February '18, of the San Carlos Apartments. What were you doing?” shrieked the Queen. Painting the roses pink. they answered. Off with their heads, screamed the Queen. We don't care, anyway,- we don't like to garden, they cried at once. Bah! said the Queen. Let’s play croquet.” I wish the Queen wouldn t scream so loudly,- she'll ruin her voice, said Violet Grek, June '27, elocution teacher. She'll ruin my ears, replied Alice. Let the game begin, said the King. Alice looked in wonder at the croquet ground. The croquet balls were live hedgehogs and the mallets were flamin- gos. Ellen Otterson, June '32, and Dorothy Davis, gave each player a hedge- • Page forty-seven THE SILVER RECORD hog. Dan Donelson, June '31, and Kenneth Donelson, June '27, passed the flamingos to each player. Harry De Francq, attorney, January '22, taught the players how to play. He was assisted by Kenneth Kaseberg, June '24, attorney. Corinne V. Wilcox, June '27, personal shopper, and Garland Jeude, June '22, of the Union Pacific, held extra hedgehogs so that they could give them to the players in case their own should run away. Alice found that her partner was Helen Streusser Beaulieu, February '17. They started playing. When someone dis- pleased the Queen, he immediately lost his head. During the course of the game Josephine Rozells, June '24, of Meier Frank Co.; Verla Rommel, June '30. of R. L. Polk Co., Ralph Herzog, June 19, lawyer, and Lucile Kaler, January '28, of KGW, lost their heads for beating the Queen. Alice couldn't seem to keep her hedgehog. He scampered off every time he got the chance. Alice went in search of him and when she got back she found the Queen was angry with her for leaving the game. Off with her head, cried the Queen to the executioner, Herbert Swell, attorney, February '17. Off with her head.” They all rushed at Alice, but she said to herself, They're only a pack of cards. What do I care. They rusned right past her head. With a start Alice awoke. She was lying on a moss-covered bank. The autumn leaves were falling about her head. What an adventure, murmured Alice. I’m glad it wasn't true. MR. JENKINS as the First Graduates Knew Him Page forty-eight A bush of Wistaria, braiding itself Into a Dogwood tree, playing A symphony of purple and white. Trailing fingers of vivid hue, Long, caressing arms of brown, Clasping the wind in an embrace Of a glorious color symmetry. White flowers meshed in lavender; Green contrasted against brown. Sweet clusters of purple sequence; Beauty glorifying beauty. “OUR MAC' In the spring of 1931 Jefferson lost one of her most loyal supporters. Thomas McKenna, fondly called Mac’ by both the faculty and the students, came to Jefferson one year after its completion. For many years he was head janitor and took a personal pride in keeping the halls and campus of Jefferson the cleanest in the city. Mac was a typical Irishman. He had a very soft heart which caused him to become the sole confidant of many boys who had some problem which they could not work out for themselves. Mac took a keen interest in athletics. If Jefferson lost a football game, a basket- ball championship, or a track meet, '‘Mac’ felt just as bad as the students, but if the team won, ‘Mac was the happiest person in the building, for Jefferson was his school, and the team was his team. “Mac was an institution in himself. He was humorous, and he was sorrowful; he was boisterous, and he was quiet,- he was rough, yet he was kind. To study this man was an education which was very desirable. Such a loyal friend is hard to replace. His memory will remain forever in the hearts of those who knew him. Page fifty • Page fifty-one ALWAYS - OUR SCHOOL ANNUAL EVENTS c o Is to « o 1910 The new building oc- cupied for the first time. 1911 Girls’ gym classes were formed, Miss Ruby was placed in charge. 1912 First class play at Jeff- erson was presented. 1913 First all-Jefferson class graduated. Generation Two 1914 Fire extinguishers and axes were given to Fire Squad. 1915 In recognition of quick work by Fire Squad, City of Portland pre- sented school with base for the statue. 1916 1. Statue of Jefferson erected. 2. World's record for fire drill was set. 3. 322 boys from J. H. S. went over- seas. 1917 Jeff Cadet Corps for boys 5th term and above was organ- ized. Generation Three 1918 No interscholastic athletics were held. 1919 Miss Kentner became head of English De- partment. 1920 Worth Caldwell, first citizen of Portland, graduated. 1921 For the first time, two assemblies were held and lamp pins were given out. Generation Four 1922 Mary Jenkins scholar- ship was given for the first time. 1923 Jefferson Jupe was organized by the late Orley Athey. 1924 Peace essay prize won by Winnifred Fitch. Jeff won track cham- pionship. 1925 The bronze placque dedicated to our students who gave their lives in the World War. e o ! c“- B o 1926 International essay on Columbus won by Alma Frederickson. 1927 A quiet year of earnest building for future honors. 1928 Jeffersonian was re- organized. 1929 Jeff won the baseball championship. The late W.lbur Thi- bault won the coast oratorical contest. Generation Six 1930 Bob Grayson won first prize in city oratorical contest. Jeff won sweepstakes in music contest. 1931 Jeff won the North- west football cham- pionship. 1932 Northwest Football champions. Largest class in history of school graduated. 1933 Jeff won 5th consec- utive Soccer cham- pionship. e o ‘S c « V M 5- o 1934 25th anniversary of Mr. Jenkins’ tenure as principal of Jefferson. 25th anniversary of the founding of Jefferson High School. Page fifty-two JUNE The students first interested in our Spectrum were also poetically inclined and this poem was published in June, 1913, when the first distinctly class issue was published. Ah, June! How very fair thou art! With all thy fragrant bowers; Thou bringest joy unto my heart, And strew’st my path with flowers. Indeed true joy itself art thou, Thy very name implies it; Far fairer, truly, art thou now, And thou can st not deny it. Sweet pleasures hover ‘round thy head; Thou knowest naught of sorrow; And roses make for thee a bed, And shield thee till the morrow. The birds amongst the tree tops high, Carol their sweetest lays; And crickets in meadows cnirp near by, Make glad the long June days. Ah! While thou are so very fair, Thou dost not need our praise; For e'en the brooks and birds of air, Tell it in various ways. —Lucy M. Ost. • Page fifty-three L?'K|C 11 A’PICTORI A! RECORD-OF Page fifty-four • The Portables. Spring Fete, 1929. Dorothy Morrison, Mary Evelyn Caldwell, Spring Fete, 1929. Silhouettes at many a ball game. Dinner at Rose City Park House, January, 1916. The Band went to Flint, Michigan. Class Day, January, 1916 The Jamisons—our Coaches. Class Picnic at Rose City Club House, 1916. 1914 - Dudley Tobin Jones, Harry Hammer, Carl Rochet, Walter Peterson. Dorothy Flegel, Ethel Murray, Myrel Bond Reithmiller, Cora Phelps, Mr. Kendricks. Victor Hesse and Lee Schoboe, Cooks for the Dinner. SOLILOQUY « I have lived a million years of doubt Of this short life which breathes in me. Yet can I expect ever to Learn through meditation what has Gone before, and what is hereafter? Should such knowledge come to me, how Could I use it to the best advantage? « Page fifty-five KNOWLEDGE Hold your cloak fast Lest the wind tear it from you, And lose it in a world so vast, So full of doubt and sorrow,- For your cloak is a magic one Which weaves a spell about you. Pase fifty-six Ideals and standards which endure unchanged (or many years will remain to inspire those who are to come. I J tHOOL HIITORT JEFFERSON'S RECORD 1909-1934. Twenty-five brilliant, breathless years! Twenty-five years of growth and progress! For the world they have been years of swift, almost incredible change, and nowhere has that change been more evident and interesting than in Jefferson High School. This change is not marked in the structure itself, however. The builders evidently foresaw a great increase in the student-body, and they built with the idea of accom- modating that increase. Their provisions were fully adequate until a few years ago,- then it became necessary to carve out several new rooms on the lower floors. So great was the influx of students that, according to Mr. Jenkins, there was ‘teaching in every spot except the boiler-room. In contrast to her early position as the infant school of the city, Jefferson now stands second in numbers to only one other high school in Portland, Grant, which is an offshoot of Jefferson itself. Along with the great expansion in numbers, there has been a similar gain in activities and achievement. In every line of scholastic endeavor, whether athletic, artistic, oratorical, or purely academic, Jefferson has borne herself with high distinction. Naturally, with a small student-body, and often without coaches, Jefferson was no match for the powerful teams of other schools in the early days. The Democrat was still teething and she took many an unholy lacing at the hands of her powerful neighbors. It was not many years, however, till she fought her way to the first championship, and of late years, she has left the city for further glories in state and even national compe- tition. Her coaches have been drawn from both professional and collegiate ranks, and usually have been of a high and inspiring type. The school’s halls are rich with a wealth of cups, placques and trophies—tribute to the prowess of the men of Jefferson. Through the years, Jefferson has enjoyed a large, varied, and interesting group of clubs. Every absorbing subject has had its expression in some group. There have been religious clubs, music clubs, international relation clubs, literary, dramatic, patriotic, athletic, and art clubs—every sort of club, in short, any sort which found a response in the high school mind. Through the custom of having a faculty advisor, teacher and pupil have mingled in a warmer companionship than is possible in the class roon. Artistically, Jefferson has developed and achieved results with most singular brilliance. Very soon after her beginning, Jefferson had both boys’ and girls' glee clubs. The orchestra and band followed in later years, and both have developed many individual artists who have won wide fame ana countless honors. Many celebrities of national renown are former Jefferson students. Not only in music, however, but in all forms of creative art, in oratory, and in essay- writing, Jefferson’s students have brought distinction to themselves and their school. But, perhaps no phase of Jefferson’s history is so illustrious as those trying years of the Great War. All America was giving of itself so generously, and Jefferson was not lagging. While scores and even hundreds of her students were joining the colors, the rest of the school was helping the cause at home. Every conceivable plan for obtaining money and supplies was employed, and with notable success. By such labor and sacrifice, even a questionable cause is elevated and ennobled. And in all this lofty striving and splendid doing, one figure has been ever present. Someone has said with inspired wisdom that every institution of learning is but the lengthened shadow of one man. How strikingly apt is that reflection in Jefferson’s history. The man, of course, is Hopkin Jenkins, and so constant and potent has been his personality that he is no longer a part of Jefferson. He is Jefferson. It is peculiarly fitting that his name should be mentioned at the conclusion of this summary. Because in this way, the present-day students of Jefferson wish to express their hope that Hopkin Jenkins will be with Jefferson at the end as he has been from the beginning, that succeeding generations may feel the warmth of his presence, and that Jefferson s future glories may be rendered even brighter by the benediction of his character. • Page fifty-seven The Building and Organization Ground for the Jefferson High School was broken on February 1, 1909. Two months later the cornerstone was laid, and on February 1. 1910, there were four hundred students and seventeen teachers enrolled. The building was considered the finest and best equipped on the coast. The building cost about $300,000 and the laboratory equipment and special features cost about $22,000 extra. Jefferson was first organized in February, 1909, with a faculty of five teachers and an enrollment of one hundred and twenty-five students in Shaver Grammar School, but as the quarters were cramped and a larger enrollment expected, they moved temporarily to the Williams Avenue Building.’ So reads the first page of Mr. Jenkins' hand written Record of Jefferson High School and its Pupils.” Not only was the new Jefferson Building considered one of the finest on the coast, but at that time it was one of the largest high school buildings ever erected. Morris H. Whitehouse, a young architect, who, incidentally, had received training from Mr. Jenkins in the old Bishop Scott Academy, won the contract and built the school at the cost of nine cents per cubic foot, a then unheard-of low price. The first classes organized under Mr. Auger, met in five rooms on the top floor of the old Shaver Grammar School. The members of the first faculty, which numbered five, were Mr. Auger, Miss Ingalls, Miss Sechler, Mr. Scott, and Miss Schneider. Of these, three are still teaching at Jefferson Mr. Scott is now the Vice-Principal at Grant. In the fall of 1909 the number of students jumped from one hundred and twenty-five to four hundred. To take care of this increase, the faculty was augmented by the addition of twelve more teachers, among whom were Mrs. Gay, Miss Ruby, Mr. LaForge and Miss Hendershott. Before the present school building was used, there was little equipment. Mr. Jenkins describes it thus: Library, none,- Manual Training apparatus, none,- Physiography laboratory, some Geodetic Survey maps and a few bucketsful of clay,- no Domestic Art, no High Art, no Domestic Science, no Assembly Hall, no Gymnasium. And yet the loyalty and enthusiasm that prevailed was, and is, a matter for self- congratulation.” The school colors, royal blue and gold, were chosen in the spring of 1909. When the name of Jefferson was selected by the school board, Mr. Jenkins commented that Jefferson, himself, was preeminently a scholar. The Jeffersonian was published first in 1909 by Blair Holcomb who had an able staff of four helpers. The paper was printed on Mr. Holcomb's own press. Only three issues were printed for the paper was discontinued when the school moved to the Williams Avenue Building. Out of 125 pupils, 100 of them subscribed to this first Jefferson publication. 1910 was a banner year for Jefferson, for then the new building was first occupied; a building quite changed in its twenty-five years of service. There were no registration rooms either on the third floor or in the basement. The basement was not used at all for study and the third floor was devoted solely to science. All of the lockers were housed in special rooms. The two small rooms numbered A and B at each end of the halls were single large rooms. There were ten portables out in front of the main building, there was no New Gym, and there was a house and orchard on the nearby corner Compare that with the building today with its every room in use and all the lockers put into the halls to make room for the ever-increasing student body. There are no more portables and the athletic field now takes the place of the house and orchard. Too, Jefferson used to have the city high school printing press, which has since been moved to Benson. The need for a school publication was aqain realized and the Spectrum was begun in 1910. It was issued monthly at a cost of fifteen cents per single copy, or forty cents per term. The Spectrum has been issued monthly until very recently, when the economic situation made only the class issues possible. The first essay contest entered into by Jefferson students was sponsored by the Oregon State Conservation Commission. There were six divisions or subjects to be Page fifty-eight written about. Out of these six, Jefferson won three first prizes, four second prizes, and all the third prizes, winning altogether thirteen out of the nineteen prizes offered in the state wide contest. Such a record must be unique in the annals of high school achievements. It was in this year, 1910, that Mr. Mangold came to Jefferson from Washington High School to take charge of the mechanical drawing department. In the spring term of 1911 there were one hundred and fifty freshmen enrolled, more than the entire number of students and faculty of two years before. In October, 1911, the first gym classes for girls were organized under the direction of Miss Ruby and Miss Hand. To belong to this class, a girl had to pay dues as well as to obtain written permission from her parents. To finance this class further, a candy sale was held during a meeting of the Teachers' Institute at Jefferson. With the fifty- eight dollars thus obtained, they bought curtains and poles for our lockers and two beautiful, large plate-glass mirrors for our dressing rooms, provided curtains for our shower baths and rented a piano for the entire season. They had ten dollars left. One fateful day a hot water shower broke, and bursting forth with a terrific blow, shot one of the girls completely across the room. Many girls went home drenched but all ended well. The first class to graduate from Jefferson did so in February, 1912. Miss Juanita Parker was one of this class. Class rings, not pins, were used by this first class. Until now there had been only the regular monthly Spectrum, but at this time a class Spectrum was put out. The alumni organized in February, 1912. at the home of Gladys Lanthers. MissTowslee directed the first class play, Oliver Goldsmith’s She Stoops to Conquer. The first school dance, indeed, the first school dance in Portland, was held this term in the Gymnasium. Improvements in the building were made this year: room 68, now room 315, was equipped for Industrial Art, and quoting from the June, 1912, Spectrum The manual training rooms have been plastered, thus shutting out the noise of the machinery, much to the relief of the teachers and the students above. Marjorie Maxwell, now with the Chicago Civic Opera Company, was elected the president of the glee club in the same year, 1912. Miss Wey, the first regular girls gym instructor, came to Jefferson that term. The February. 1913, class was the first class to complete its whole course at Jefferson. They were the first to use the now traditional J shaped class pin. It was this class which started raising the money for our present statue of Jefferson. Altogether they got $176, which they deposited in a bank, hoping that succeeding classes would add to the amount. In the spring term of 1913, the mid-term examinations were abolished, much to the glee of the students, of course. Night school was begun at Jefferson the same year. The faculty now consisted of fifty teachers and the student body of 1115 pupils. Booker T. Washington was the first celebrity to speak at Jefferson. Jefferson was victorious in her first interscholastic debate held in 1915 which was with Washington. Jefferson first held the affirmative, then the negative, side of resolved that the government should own the interstate railroads. Jefferson won both times. In 1914 the chemical fire extinguishers and fire axes were added to the equipment of the fire squad. One day in 1915, some fire squad boys outside the school noticed some smoke. They broke into the building and began to fight the fire, which had started on the third floor, and by the time the city fire department arrived, the fire squad had the fire completely under control. In gratitude for this service and in recognition of this heroism, the city donated Jefferson the granite base on which our statue of Jefferson now stands. In 1916 Jefferson High School won the world’s fire drill record by clearing the building of its 1633 students in fifty-three and two-thirds seconds. Such a feat is not easily accomplished, for the students must be kept quiet and orderly, and the teachers must give their full cooperation. It is a lasting tribute to the conscientious work of the fire squad and to the helpful spirit of the student body that such a record is ours. « Page fifty-nine A war to end war ’ ‘Make the world safe for democracy ' were slogans which lured three hundred and twenty-two boys from the halls of Jefferson High School to war. That was in 1916. All in all, more than five hundred Jefferson students dropped their usual pursuits to take up arms. Five hundred boys on land, on sea, in the air, braved death that an ideal might live. Jefferson devoted herself to making war,- military tactics were part of a compulsory training for all boys of the fifth term or above. And there were those who did not return. There were those who had not yet tasted the full bloom of life, who had not yet become men, who made the supreme sacrifice in that war. Seven brave boys and one courageous girl who dared uphold our country's flag met their death in service. If you will stand at the entrance to Jefferson you will see the bronze memorial placque which was dedicated in 1925 to those eight Jeffer- sonians who found death even as they stretched forth eager hands to meet life. Time, having written all the horrible tragedy of war, moved on, and once more quiet settled its cloak of forgetfulness about the world. 1921, and the growth of Jefferson was unchecked. The building had been built for 1200 students, whom the auditorium seated, but now the enrollment had increased to over 2200. Then began the custom of holding two assemblies to accommodate the entire student body,- those junior and senior assemblies so perplexing to Freshies who continually find themselves attending the wrong one. During this year and the one following, steps were taken to give recognition to scholarship. The beautiful gold lamp pins, still worn proudly by seniors and sopho- mores alike, were introduced for the first time as a reward for excellent grades, and immediately the scholastic standard of the school was noticeably improved. Jeffer- sonians became more interested in their scholarship, for who wouldn’t work to obtain one of the little blue and gold emblems? The Mary Jenkins Scholarship was awarded for the first time, and it also has proved to be a valuable incentive to industry and application. So progressed the history of Jefferson, each year bringing a train of records and memorable events. Oratory came into its own at Jefferson, and our never-to-be- forgotten Wilbur Thibault brought coast wide honors to his school. In 1930 Bobby Grayson strove to maintain the record established by his predecessor and succeeded in capturing first prize in the fire prevention speech contest. Arts and Scholarship It's a far cry from the present art rooms of our school with their abundance of material and their roomy desks to a small room in the old Williams Avenue School, where there existed absolutely nothing which we would now consider necessary art material. It is difficult for present students to imagine the inconvenience of that little school. There was no huge pile of multi-colored papers,- there were neither prepared paints nor drawing pencils nor brushes. The little material obtained was borrowed from other schools, themselves far inferior to the modern standard. But what a spirit those amateur artists possessed! What they lacked in material they made up in cheerfulness and laughter. Those boys and girls enjoyed themselves making pencil sketches,- perhaps because they did not know what it was to work with any- thing else. This state of affairs lasted only one term, and then the little establishment was moved bodily to the new building of Jefferson High School. At first only one art room was necessary, but the enrollment increasing and interest in art keeping pace, a second room was needed and a new teacher, Mrs. Johnson, came to preside over it. New phases of art were introduced, and the students were given an opportunity to study book-binding, stenciling, block-printing and commercial art. But even two teachers were insufficient and another was added to the staff. Miss Bergsvic is now the third teacher of art. Metal art grew in importance until it was granted a separate room in the basement, where under the supervision of Mrs. Gay, the founder of Jefferson’s art, scores of Page sixty • beautiful things are produced each term. The students make rings, bracelets, vases, jars and lamps, all worthy of the skill of more experienced workmen. Several years ago History of Art was added to the school curriculum and has been received enthusiastically by the students. It is a full credit subject, as it is hoped all art will become in the future. Jefferson has reason to be proud of her art department and her students of art. Many graduates of Jefferson have distinguished themselves in varied and interesting forms of the subject, extending from the old civilizations of the Mayas and Aztecs to the colorful, picturesque Reinhardt Festival of Austria, from designing the glamorous costumes of operas to making sketches in Morocco for the Foreign Legion. There are far too many Jeffersonians who have actually succeeded in the field of artistic work to mention here all that they have accomplished, but it is enough to know that there are living examples of the worth of Jefferson's art department and Jefferson's art instructors. Jefferson’s Glee Clubs have existed from the very beginning of the school and have had several competent instructors. Many alumni will undoubtedly remember Mr. George Wilbur Reed, who, previous to 1927, directed the glee clubs twice a week. Although working under this handicap of limited time, the glee clubs under his direction very successfully presented an operetta, In Old Vienna. Mrs. Edith Charlston succeeded Mr. Reed as director of the glee clubs in 1927. Then came a period of qrowth and expansion in the musical activities of Jefferson. There had been 60 members in the clubs, but now, owing to great student interest, the membership increased to 360 boys and girls. New divisions were created, and the Junior Boys’ Glee Club and the Junior Girls’ Glee Club were formed, besides the regular Senior Glee Clubs. The mixed chorus, now so well-known through its beautiful Christmas programs, came into existence at this time. The two quartettes, ooth of which have since given the student body many musical treats, were organized during this progressive period. In 1928 the glee clubs qave the operetta, The Fire Prince, in which they demon- strated their ability not only musically, but also dramatically. In this year the glee clubs competed for the first time in the music tournament at Forest Grove and were successful in winning several events. So began the now established custom of participation in the Forest Grove Tournament. The following year, the glee clubs took part in more events and this time also captured a few prizes in the soloist division. The ensuing year, 1930, brought Jefferson second place in the tournament and encouraged the youthful musicians to thoughts of honor higher even than this. Jefferson was climbing rapidly. This year also brought the memorable production of The Pirates of Penzance, which was greatly enjoyed and acclaimed by all who saw it. Then came the supreme triumph of the glee clubs, for in 1931, under Mrs. Charlston’s leadership, they won the sweepstakes at Forest Grove, and proudly brought the state title home to Jefferson. In competition with excellent rivals, our boys and girls had proved themselves the victors. Mr. Waldemar Hollensted became the director of the glee clubs in 1931 and is the present leader. It was under his guidance that The Marriage of Nanette was produced in 1932. This operetta was outstanding in its excellence and was received enthusiastically by the student body. This year the sweepstakes were won for the second consecutive time. In 1933 also the glee clubs tried hard to maintain their championship, and although not reaching their high aim, succeeded in taking second place. • Pase sixty-one The Band The Jefferson High School band was organized in 1921 under the leadership of Mr. Stoudenmeyer, who was instructor until 1930, when Mr. Farris succeeded him, finishing the school year through the spring of 1931. In 1932 Mr. Wright, the present band instructor, became their leader. Mr. Ritchie was the first teacher to take charge of the band, but because he exercised his duties only in the absence of the instructor, Mr. Mangold may be considered as the band’s first and only faculty advisor. When the band was first organized any student who could play an instrument was admitted, but now, due to the increase in the number of students, only the best players are selected. The uniforms of the band are blue caps and capes trimmed in gold braid. They have 52 of these uniforms which they purchased in 1929. Some of the outstanding players in the band have been Al Goss, John Sprouse, George Wanger, Mr. Maeyer, Mr. Hyland, now playing trumpet in the Los Angeles band, Mr. Finley, now manager of the band at Oregon State College, and Mr. Linden, now director of the Tacoma Symphony Orchestra. The band has won many honors. They have played twice for Mr. Sousa, and once for Captain Ray Stanord, director of the army band at Washington, D. C. Captain Stanord said that it was the most responsive band that he had heard on his tour. The band has won five certificates and five placques, one of them being the Flint Placque, which was won in the national band contest at Flint, Michigan. They have won six silver loving cups. From 1929 through 1933, with the exception of 1931, in which year the band won second place, it has won first place in the State Band Contests, which are held under the supervision of the Music Supervisor’s National Conference. In 1929 they won first place in the State Band Contest, sponsored by the State of Oregon, and in 1930 the Jefferson High School Band placed among the first twelve in the National Band Contest held at Flint, Michigan. The band is an ever-growing organization, which has always been popular with the students for its inspiring music and its trim, classy appearance. it Domestic Science Domestic Science, or Cooking, has long been an important part of Jefferson's course of study. The cooking classes have always occupied the same position on the third floor. The first teacher of this subject was Mrs Miller, and the second instructor was Miss Makelim, who is now Mrs. Levan, and who is now teaching English at Jefferson. Some of the other teachers who have taught Domestic Science at Jefferson are Mrs. Dickinson, now teaching at Franklin. Miss Marian Tufts, now Mrs. Butler, Miss Jackson and Miss Chrysler. Miss Hayes is the present instructor. The Domestic Art room was originally equipped with a long desk arranged in a large square. It was later decided that smaller desks would be more convenient, and the former equipment was remodeled to this end. The room had only one wood and coal stove. Later one gas range was added, which was supplemented in the course of time by three new gas ranges. Now besides these, there are two electric ranges having all the modern features. There is also a dining room in which the students may serve complete meals. At first only cooking was taught; now many phases of domestic science are offered. The study of various foods is taken up, and a full course of home management is included in the curriculum. This course deals with home decoration and furnishing, dietetics, home nursing, and the care of children. It is fully accredited in college entrance requirements. Page sixty-two Domestic Art Sewing classes were first started at the old Williams Avenue School in the fall of 1909, with one afternoon class only. When the school was moved to Jefferson there were full classes and eight full credit terms of sewing. Miss Lora Hendershott was the first teacher and has been teaching at Jefferson ever since. Mrs. A A Sanborn was the first supervisor, and after teaching for many years, retired recently. The present supervisor is Miss Edna Waples. In the early history of this course, all girls taking sewing were required to study art in order to design their garments and draft their own patterns. About 1915, when the course was cut to four terms, pattern drafting and designing were discontinued in favor of commercial patterns. In spite of this shortening of the course, the training was so efficient that Jefferson classes were able to exhibit at the San Francisco Fair in this same a year a dinner dress and a white wool Middy suit. Seme of the girls who have taken Domestic Art at Jefferson have been winners in national contests. In 1930 Miss Marjory Michael won first prize in a dressmaking contest sponsored by Borden Fabrics. Miss Michael competed with girls in the hiqh schools of eleven states, and was awarded $50 for her skill and workmanship in the dress she submitted. This same year Miss Helen Anderson, also of Jefferson, won fourth prize. In 1931 Miss Michael succeeded in capturing third prize in the contest, and three Jefferson qirls were awarded fourth prizes. They were Helen Affleck, Helen Anderson and Rose Laukat. Miss Staub and Miss Jackson have tauqht Domestic Art at Jefferson but are here no longer. The present staff is made up oT Miss Lora Hendershott, Mrs. Helen Siver and Miss Eleanor Harris. Manual Art Since Jefferson's earliest days Manual Training has been taught at the school by Mr. Leon La Forge. In 1910 mechanical drawing, with Mr. Mangold in charge, was added to the course. Jefferson was the first school on the Pacific Coast to introduce printing into its manual training department. The department was especially active during the war making folding checker tables, devices for Red Cross work, kiddy-cars to be sold by the Red Cross, and 2,000 coat hangers for the soldiers. The boys have also made forty teacher's desks that are in use in the school and five hundred wastebaskets. Several of the filing cabinets and seats in the office were made in this department. By cooperating with the dramatic department in building stage settings and scenery, the boys in the manual training division have insured the success of many school plays. The athletic department has also benefited by their work, the bucking machine on the field being an example of this. Hundreds of homes throughout the city are decorated with beautiful pieces of furniture made by students. Many boys with the excellent training they have obtained in this department have gone on to success in advanced fields of cabinet making, furniture designing and interior finishing. « Page sixty-three Organizations Certainly there is no department of a school s existence more vital than its social groups. In clubs the student finds his recreation. Here at the close of school, he finds the opportunity to pursue those interests which are nearest him. In clubs he learns the principals of cooperation and individual initiative. Through the years Jefferson has displayed a healthy social tendency. Organizations have been varied and numerous. In character the groups have ranged from scientific and religious to pie-eating. Broadly, they can be divided into four classes: Service, Social, Study and Athletic. In the first-named qroup, Service, probably the oldest is the Fire Squad, first organized by Mr. Jenkins in the first year of Jefferson's existence. The group was reorganized in 1912 and has functioned without break ever since. It was largely through the efforts of this large efficient body that Jefferson won national recognition in 1916 for record speed in hre drill. Some years later several members of the squad detected and extin- guished a blaze on the third floor. In appreciation of this vigilance the city presented the school with the base for the statue of Jefferson. In point of years, second among this service group is the Live Wires. This club has as its duties the sale of tickets, papers and books. It has served continually since its founding. During the years of the war, when the keynote everywhere was union and co- operation, Jefferson had more than one interesting organization. When over 500 of the school’s boys had left for the sterner tasks of national defense, Jefferson discon- tinued athletics. To substitute, the boys formed themselves into a Cadet Corps in 1917, drilling and maneuvering in true military style. Besides, a group of 100 students was organized to secure subscriptions to the Liberty Loan. Meanwhile the girls busied themselves in knitting and making all sorts of useful articles. Pioneer among the Social qroup was the Camp Fire Girls, formed in 1914. This was followed in 1919 by the Hi-V. This club was originally a convention of representatives from the various school organizations and aimed to secure the welfare of the entire school. Later, it declared its purpose was to maintain, create, and extend throughout the school high standards of Christian character ’’ Following in 1920, was the Trails club, which confined its activities to hiking and general recreation. The Klatawas, formed in 1922, was very similar to the Trails club, but its membership was exclusively feminine. The Junior Tri-Y, or Prepper club, founded in 1923, and the Girls’ League, begun in 1926, were both social clubs for girls. Certainly the most plentiful type of group has been the Study group. With a range of purpose as broad as the school curriculum itself, this type is indeed varied and interesting. Apparently among those revered first settlers of Jefferson, the dominant instinct was the love of argument. Both girls and boys early succumbed to the bait of debate and united themselves in clubs. They debated with any class or group which was willing, and without coaching, they took many a verbal lacing in their infancies. Both clubs started in 1910, the girls’ known as the Zetagathians thrived through the years and persists to the present, but the boys' club was badly dealt with by time and it soon finished. The boys were known as the Alphas. In 1914 the boys began anew as the Pi Delta Epsilon and fared well this time. This club is active to the present day. Among the Scientific group the first was the Technical Club, begun in 1914. This was followed in 1915 by the Scientific Club, which took as its purpose the study of inventions. This club died, to be replaced by the Edison Jefferson Science Club which, after several years of work under the supervision of Mr. Andrews, has completed an eight-inch reflecting telescope. The Language clubs have led an ordinary existence from their founding. The German C ub, Germania, the first among these, was once disbanded but reorganized in 1929. The Spanish Club began in 1920 and the French Club in 1927. The Latin Club began in 1921. There have been a few clubs for the study of government and international relations. The first among these was the Forum Civics Club, organized in 1916. The Inter- Page sixty-four • national Club, started in 1927, has a ver interests purpose. The members give programs dealing with world affairs, correspond with foreign students, and seek to encourage good-will among all peoples. Of late they have been occupied with an agitation against war. There have been two literary clubs in Jefferson s history. The Literary and Dramatic Club, begun in 1911, busied itself with general literary and dramatic work. The Winged Pen, which began in 1923, aims to acquaint its members with worthy literature and to develop in them writing skill. Commercial students have participated in various activities. The earliest was the Commercial Club, which after its beginning in 1916, maintained an employment bureau for Jefferson students. Two others were the Penmanship Club, begun in 1923, and the Steongraphic Club, which latter club, after its founding in 1924, adopted the aim of acquainting its members with modern business methods and requirements. Undoubtedly one of the most interesting organizations in Jefferson’s history was the Agricultural Club. After its inception in 1913, the club’s members cultivated plots of ground about the school. Portland firms donated the materials and one offered a prize for the best cultivated plot. Competition was keen, but the boys were sorely hampered by the baseball candidates who trespassed incessantly in pursuit of flies. At one time Jefferson offered a teaching course, and in conjunction with this course, a club known as Naemphi was begun in 1914. The club aimed to familiarize its members with the latest teaching methods. It is interesting to note the response among students to each new invention. Among these clubs the first were the Camera and Wireless clubs in 1910. The camera and wireless were not invented at this time—they are much older than this. These clubs were followed in 1922 by the Boys' Radio Club, which at one time had twelve licensed operators. In protest against their exclusion, the girls formed their own Radio Club the same year. History is sympathetically silent on the fate of this doughty venture. Among the athletic groups the first was the Girls’ Athletic Association which began in 1911. At this time the first girls’ gym class was formed under Miss Ruby and Miss Hand. The members had to pay dues and secure permission from home before they were accepted. So scarce were funds that the girls sponsored a candy sale to purchase necessary equipment. This club was replaced by the P. E. P. (Physical Education Promoters) in 1927. Then in 1928 the Leaders’ Club was begun. The members of this club assist the Gym teachers in handling the large classes. The Rooters Club, begun in 1920, and the Boosters in 1926, were both formed to strengthen support of athletics. The ’’J“ club is an organization of all the boys who have earned a letter in any sport. To encourage and reward outstanding scholarship is the purpose of the Lamp Pin Club, begun in 1921. The club has as its emblem a small gold pin in the form of a lamp which is awarded only for recognized scholastic ability. Undoubtedly the largest clubs in school at present are the musical organizations. Over 400 students, more than one-sixth of the entire student body, are enrolled in Band, Orchestra and Glee clubs. Among these groups, the oldest in the Girls' Glee Club, begun in 1910. The Orchestra and Boys’ Glee were both begun in 1911. The Mozart club, began in 1932 to foster the study and appreciation of music. There are a few clubs which are altogether unique in purpose. The first of these was the Trielle, organized in 1916, a girTs’ club, which studied the life of Our Lord through art. The second was the Kana-da-ka (Nature Lovers), which sought a greater understanding and appreciation of nature. Third was the Philomatheans, begun in 1922 to further philanthropical work. Fourth was the Philatelic, or Stamp Club, begun in 1927 by Mr. Mangold. The latest addition to this group is the Chess Club, organized in 1933, which has already started and participated in interscholastic play. Thus have Jefferson's students spent their leisure through the years. Innumerable clubs—usually worthy, always varied and interesting, always breathing the spirit of interest and curiosity—have occupied and benefited Jeffersonians from 1909 to the present. • Page sixty-five Athletics In dll fields of athletics. Jefferson High School has always tried to maintain its sood sportsmanship, its love of honor, sense of fairness, and a clean, fighting, never-say-die spirit. The aim has always been to go into the field confident and unafraid, despite the odds or the circumstances, to fight a clean, hard game, to give the utmost of their hearts and energies and, when they won, they were never boastful nor contemptuous; when they lost, they accepted defeat philosophically and qracefully. There have been no accidents to blame, no alibis, when a Jefferson team has competed, for whether the victor was Jefferson or another, the winning team had proven beyond doubt its superiority. Jefferson's record for the twenty-five years of its existence is an enviable one. To tell of that record is to tell of numberless victories, to cite many instances of sports- manlike concessions, and to count those preeminent athletes of whom we are so justly proud. Those who have had the privilege of attending Jefferson have become familiar with its ideals, its traditions, and its hopes. They know what Jefferson spirit means. To those non-student followers of high school athletics, the name of Jefferson has become synonymous with a single word: fight; and that fight has always been clean and hard. Who, having seen our teams play, can say otherwise? Thousands of schools have school spirit, but only one school CAN have Jefferson spirit. Jefferson's birthday year gave her little of athletic glory due to a handicap which it was 1910's privilege to remove: she was not yet admitted to the Portland High School Athletic Association. 1910 was memorable because that admission was granted and basketball and track were introduced into the school’s activities. However, in the last game of the season Jefferson lost the baseball championship to Washington. 1911 saw Jefferson take second place in both football and baseball, and saw her organize the first soccer squad in the city and have a very successful track team. Tennis was first played at Jefferson though no interscholastic tourney was held. The 1912 season was unlucky for Jefferson's baseball. The championship was lost to Washington in a play-off game by a score of 7-5. In soccer Jefferson placed third, and in track she placed second in the first meet of the season and had high scores all season. Jefferson’s first championship was in 1913 when she won the baseball pennant. And in that same year came a second championship, this time in soccer, ana again a third, this time in tennis. First place in tennis saved the day for Jefferson in 1914, for in all other sports she had no higher than second place. Basketball came into its own in 1915, for Jefferson was undefeated in all her seven- teen games and claimed the state championship. For this accomplishment Spaulding’s Guide recognized the team as being the Northwest Champions. The soccer squad won its first banner, and the track team won the City Championship. It was a year of first places. In 1916 the Jefferson baseball team again walked away with the city crown. The football team won its first championship, the basketball team took first place in the City League, there was a championship in soccer, in track, in ice hockey, and in the high school relay swim. 1915 had seemed a banner year for athletics, but 1916 far surpassed it. The following year retained these laurels well for both soccer and track added their third consecutive championships. And basketball slipped through to another first place by winning the deciding game, against Columbia, by a score of 22 to 21. After this year there was a lessened interest in sports due to the war activities, yet in 1918, 1919 and 1920 the school won a football championship and three track championships, which latter success was carried on into 1921. 1922 was a banner year for Jeff, for she won the city baseball crown, led in basket- ball, took her eighth consecutive track pennant, and carried first honors in tennis. Page sixty-six Except for the ninth consecutive track championship, Jefferson had little to record during 1923. For two years there was quiet building for a renewed leadership, then soccer, which had been out since the war, was reorganized and in 1925 football again led the city league. In 1926 the school topped the league scores in baseball, track and golf, making that quite an outstanding year in athletics. And 1927 followed it well with laurels in football and golf. 1928 was a glory year for minor sports when both tennis and golf teams won their respective crowns. And 1929 seemed destined to be like it for water polo and golf won their minor championships. However, baseball and soccer added to the glory with their major rating. The basketball pennant came to Jefferson in 1930. The soccer team won the league banner again, and golf continued its winning streak. 8ut it was in 1931 that the old school had its first state title in football; it was won by defeating the strongest contender in the state outside of Portland. And again the soccer and golf teams placed first in their respective leagues. The 1931 football record was repeated in 1932, and strange to say, the state place was won both years by the same score, 33 to 0. Four all-time state records were established in 1933—the hundred yard dash, the two-twenty, the four-forty, and the eight-eighty. And again the soccer team finished first, its sixth consecutive lead. They have been twenty-five years of glorious adventure,- sometimes the adventure led to grief, but more often to happiness in victory. But whether they held grief or happiness, they were worth-while years, rich in experience. CRUMBLING CASTLE I built a castle: its walls were dreams,- Its towers were hopes, high in the sky. But I forgot the building stone, And I forgot a moat of tears To guard my castle of happy dreams, Beautiful castle of hopes and fears. The walls all shattered and cracked and broke, And the towers crumbled down. I wept, and then a kind friend spoke, Start, not at the top, but on the ground. « Page sixty-seven OUR STATUE Jefferson will commemorate two anniversaries this year, for besides being the twenty-fifth anniversary of the school, it will be the eighteenth anniversary of the unveiling of the statue of Thomas Jefferson. The statue was fathered by the June, 1913, class. Robert McMurray, of that class, made the first contribution. Hopkin Jenkins. M. G. Munly, F. N. Narimore, Folger Johnson, Henry F. Mentz and Robert McMurray, the committee in charge of the financing and selection of the statue, decided on a replica of the bronze image that was then being designed for the University of Virginia campus by Karl Bitter, famous sculptor The statue was unveiled on May 1, 1916, by Miss Verna Baker, vice-president of the June '16 class. Hopkin Jenkins was master of ceremonies and Judge M. G. Munly gave the opening address. After the school chorus had sung two numbers, the purple and gold ribbons were loosed, the veil withdrawn, and Tor eighteen years Thomas Jefferson has watched boys and girls pass in and out of the school of his name. In the long night watches snow has descended gently to lie as a soft blanket covering his knees and shoulders, rain has made his world sometimes dreary—sometimes full of the promise of awakening life, annually the dog-woods have surrounded him with a lovely whiteness symbolic of the youth he cherishes, cameras have clicked about him with great frequency in order that he and the young people who posed at his feet might share in memory books and class histories, and broadly painted stripes have forced him into the limelight of intense football rivalries. Through it all the figure bespeaking our school’s ideals has steadily looked toward the horizon as though gesturing to his youthful followers eagerly to search into the unknown—earnestly to make themselves acquainted with what lies in the life beyond school days. Page sixty eight Page sixty-nine IIH A RAINBOW A fragile bridge across'the sky Of all dead flowers who pledge their beauty To a rainbow; a funeral pyre— They dye a path of color in heaven, And symmetrize that gorgeous span. A sequence of radiant hues, The eternal grandeur of paradise. Page seventy • Let us make sportsmanship forever the keynote of our victories, for it is the greatest of youthful virtues. « OMAHIWION 9U0-A)U3A� S a6P(j CLASS OF JANUARY, 1935 ZETAS Their tongues, their only weapons, Their minds, their only aid; On all beliefs they wage a war— They must be sound or lade. First Row—J. McPherson, V. Leslie, M. Rumsey, M. Spence. Miss Labor, M. De Lin, B. Chapman, V Jiroch, G. Clausen Second Row -8 Taylor, B. Alevander. P. Garrison, A. Wiesrndan9er. D. Wallace, E. Clausen, B. Christie, D. Franz, G. Clark. J. Doty. Third Row M Davis, M. Suhonen, A. Reichert, Q. Alii, P Kercher. I. Hegeberg, B. Wakensan, V. Johanson, J. Bartosch J Boehnke, P McCarthy. C. Zander. PI DELT CLUB Yes or no, right or wrong. There is no neutral side,- They take their places and debate On questions world wide. Fiat Row- P Bennett, F. Davis, J. Harold, V. Short, Mr. Purcell, D. Gustafson, B. McCullough, J. McKinney. H Imholtz D Mannon Second Row J. Soller. F Batey, W. Hoberg, A. Renner, F Stoops. R. Bentley. S. George, J Wendlick. f Soller, G Ripper. Third Row—J. Lonergen, M. EckbJad, D Harmon, S. Cook, R. Hardcastle, J. Morgan, P. Brinkman, C. Church, D. Johnson A. Chapman, E. Erickson. Page seventy-two THE INTERNATIONAL CLUB They long to roam this great, wide world And see the different races. Each country they would like to study, In all its various phases. First Row W. Wedell, W. Appelgrcn, F. Csskey, D. yerkes, R. Rung, Mr. Bowles. B. 8oyd, B. Miller, J. Fredrickson, D. Hicks. Second Row -J. Buman, F. Landeen, J. O-jiney, M. Gifford O. Mathews, H. Abe, D. Cromtie, G. Howe, M. Bush, B. Somers, B. Bailey. Third Row B. Weitcnbom, M. Popovich, L. Vogel, J. Ruhndorf, K. Bertsch, J. Vance, J Nicketson, H. Biork mm, R, Anderson, M Bidgood, B. Swart, H. Rasmjssen, E. McGee. THE SPANISH CLUB Each term the Spanish Club does choose One senior, grave and wise, To whom they give a handsome placque, For diligence—a prize. First Row—B. Mitchell, R. Quirk, I. Charleson, C. Zander, J. Betich, M. Strayer, Miss Ingalls, P. Onslow, F Lynn, E. Freer, L. Turner, M. Harned Second Row —P Bruckner 0. Bidgood, V. Keep. J. Wilde, M. Smith, M. Lester, M. Nelson, H. Baker, R. Inman, M. Jerncs, F. McCarter, M. Bailey, F. Carr B. Stott, lhird Row J. Jordan, G- Martinson, C. Hess, M. Larrcll, E. Aseala, N. Larson, M. Roscmas, S. Love. M. Spanke, J. Newburg, J. Newburg, A. Ripley. M. Osborne. Page seventy-three THE GERMAN CLUB The German Club of our fair school, Is quite an organization. In meetings, members practice hard For correct pronunciation. First Row—E. Gerlach, J. McBride, M. CenSrld, Mi« Karnaop. H. Ed3crton, T. Sittner, B. So«n, L. Kephart, C. Burback E. Miller. Second Row- H. Abe, C Adams, J. Woodard, E- Geysln, M, Kildow. F Pernne, B. Schofield, V. Wagner, C. Meier, M. Bennett. Third Row—D. Schaumberg, S. Hegge, D. Lelper. V. Reichle. H. Schulz, L Heisler, E. Rattey, I Smith, H Thomas, H. Bennett, O. Hadtell. THE LATIN CLUB Of days of old, of Romans bold, Of battle fields all bloody, Of Caesar's house, his life and deeds, The Latin Club doth study. First Row—F. Mead, R Oleson S. Rose, Miss Campbell. J Oumey, E. Hatch. D Walker Second Row—K. Chcnoweth, R. Ruttu. H Block, G. Gunther. D. Verkes, R Anderson, I Vogel, C. Stinsman, J Chenowcth E. Ratte. Third Row—D. Foss, B Bray, L. Olson, F. Benson, B. Bailey, E. Jones. C. Zander, E. Bomber, M. McCamey. Page seventy-four JEFFERSONIAN STAFF Each week by these young journalists The news about our school Is published in accordance with The customary rule. First Row -T Drake, I. Hcgeberg. M. Marka, J. Chenoweth. B. Old, L Pratt, J. Fr dcrkJ««n, W. Wvatt, V. Byera, W Crichton. Second Row—S. George, J. So Her, 3- Unvllle, H. Trulien, A. Hohnitem, B. Reeder, D. Fo«, D. Walker, F. Landeen, W. Boland, Third Row F. Datch, G. Jonea, C. Sauermann, T. Landon, D Pcttcnon, J. Sargent. J. M;Brtde, H. Harding, A Ripley, J. Wttt, R. Tuppcr. LIVE WIRES The Live Wires are our business men, As salesmen they excel. They're agents for all ticket sales And refusals quickly quell. Page seventy-five THE STENO CLUB It's speed and accuracy that count, As these good stenogs know. Each day, therefore, they practice hard And see their talents grow. Fir � Row I Nile . A Erickson, M Scarpelli. W Flue , A Met ler, H Bilcer. E ScMcming. A. Oik, V. Heath Second Row—F Svboda, F. Kleiler, D. Kne3er, H Hellmjn. K Miyiko, E Waldron, H Schoenhcit. F Ewan, R Edward , V. Du Nann, W Bo Third Row—I. Knudsen, M. Winkle, D. Chenea, L. Vogel, F. Carr. D. Brown, R. Mayhack, L Hoy , M Marshall. H. Winn, K. Lang, J. Gable, M. Jernet. THE SCIENCE CLUB The world is very puzzling, And strange things oft arise, But many a mystery unfolds Before the students' eyes. Fir t Row—W Appelgren, 8. Launu, F. Caikey. R Crombie, Mr Andrew , W. Miller, C. Dean, H. Wetterberg. Second Row L. Kart . A Hohn tnn, E. Hangen. M Woodard. F Landeen, W. Cox, L. Jensen, A Schimelfemg, G. Davn, N. Harris. J. Dodson. Third Row—S. Gillilan, G. Woodard, J. Burean. D. Rogers, S. Olton. W. Newell. A. Aday, J. Day. O. Had ell, L. Richards. W. Wendell. Page seventy-six TRI VS A tea, a dance, a party large, Or help when there is need Service, fun, and happiness, By Tri W are decreed. First Row D Walker H. Christenson, K Mayer, R. Sprague, S. Thomas, D, Brown, H. Heilman, E. Clausen, H. Clarson. H. Trulsen, H. Mayer, R Mayhack, J. Myers, Mrs Grondahl. Miss Euler Second Row L. Hoyt. M. Harned, J. West, L. Boehmer, E. Traudt, J. Berg. L. Lockwood, M. Courier, N. Larson, S. Love, B. Bucks. L. Turner. M. Thario. V. Heath. E. Look, L. Courtney. _ Third Row—L. Harrison, F. Lieberman. J. Huffeker I Holmes, F. Quimby, P. Megerd, A. Christman, T. Millet. E. Blum, L. Camp- bell, E Nomura, L. Bertsch, I. Whitsell, t. Bertsch, 5. Roach USHER CORPS Never tardy, always ready To help us find a place. Ushering is their business. And each one is an ace. First Row—T, Sanders. J Morgan. J. Soller. P. Bennett. C. Nee. J. Gleason. Mr Wood, B. Johnson, B. McCullough, A. Fischer J. McKinney. Second Row—G- Gustafson, J. Anderson, J. Frzaicr, B. Selburg, F. Soller. C. Stafford, E. Jacobson, E. Erickson, J. Harold. C. Burch, D Mannon, B. Morgan. Third Row— H. Morgan, K. James, C- Ferris, K. Dougherty, D. Jones, L. Mlmnsugh, L. Copenhagen, J. Wcndlick, G. Billings. H. Mutchalick, A. Fisher, J. Turner Page seventy-seven Hi-y The Hi-y boys endeavor To keep their standards high; To be at all times manly, They pledge themselves to try. First Row—P. Bennett, C. Stafford, A. Fischer, B. Johnson, J, Soller, F. Erickson, B. McCullough Second Row—C. Burch. B. Selburg, E. Jacobsen, R Spence, T Rommrll. J. Anderson, D Jones, H Morgan. Third Row—L. Mimnaugh, C. Ferris, J. Gleason, J, Frazier. F. Soller. H Mjschslik, A. Fisher. J. Wendlick, G Billings. PHILOMATHEANS With good-will to all men their motto. And friendliness their aim. With helpfulness and gayety. They make of life a game. First Row—H. Berg, A Hansen. J. Bartosch, J Calavan, B. Chapman. Miss Dierlein, 0 Wallace, 8 White, L Harrer Second Row—M. Suhonen, I. Hegeberg, I Schmidt. M. Everaert. R. Horsely. N Parker, 8 Alexander. V Leslie. M. Spencer. M Rumsey Third Row—M. Davis, A. Schuberg. A Oleson, V Johanson, B Wakeman. J. Bocnhkc, G. Clark, P McCarthy, M Marks, N. Williams Page seventy-eight THE KLATAWAS The Klatawas” are full of pep, They dearly love all sports, For skates, and hikes, and healthful things At leisure times they court. fin� Row K. Moore. I Harrer. E Wcifet, I Schmidt. N, Parker, J. Calavan. J Doty. Second Row—V Du Nann, 8. Taylor, I Robertson, P. Kercher, V. Fitzgerald, M Everaert, F Cow Third Row—A. Schulberg, R Loury. A. Wriiendanger. R. Horsely, B. Christie, M Marin, I Buxton, M Wctzke THE TRAILS CLUB In all the seasons of the year, And on most any day, Up mountain trails, by sparkling brooks. They merrily wend their way First Row—B. Hoberg, F. Davi), V. Short, D Mannan, E Enclnon, Mr Johnson, D Gustafson, B McCullough. J. McKiney Second Row—J. Monnette. J Harrold, T Batv. A, Renner, R Bentley, H. Imholr. R. MacTarnaghan, G. Ripper Third Row—F. Stoops. J Morgan, 8. Hardcastle, 6. Selberg, J Lonergan. D. Harmon, M. Sigovich, A. Chapman. Page seventy-nine CHESS CLUB O’er checkered boards and carven blocks The chess players do pore. They move their men, now up—now down, Like soldiers in a war. First Row—O. Drake, R. Quirk, H. Burnham, J. Day, Mr. Augur. F. Laramie, L. Lockwood, S. Johnson. Second Row—G. Winklebleck, R. Thomas, F. Grenier, f. London, X. Momncs, 8. Fuller, C. Frey, G. Howe, F. Pierce. INNESS ART CLUB Harmonies and color schemes Are easy enough for them, it seems. Combining a bit of this with that, Is a little trick they have down pat. First Row -Min Bcrgovlk, G. Hull, J C Taylor, G. Jone� , A. Hulbertson, G Parrish, Mrs, Johnson, J. Skoog. Second Row —J. Wolfer, H Karo, W Stacy, J. Christofferson, M. Vick, M Carlson, 8. Rudy, A Rand, B. Bray. Page eighty BOYS GLEE CLUB Singing is their specialty, And you must realize, That from each music tournament, They carry home a prize. First Row—R. Walton, B. Thomas, J. Herrle, K. Porter, Mr. Hollenitead, M. Taylor, E. Peterkin, J. Van Fleet, D. Hlckt, W. Boland W Young Second Row—D. Barron, R Larson, G. Winklcbleck, D. Rogers, F. Llngenfcldtcr, F. Lsndcen, J. Boman, J. Gilpin, W. George, A. Welch, B. Harris, D. Ruble, E. Davit. Third Row—J. levick, J. Clemmitt, J. Oliver, J. Betich, M Wtlton, J. Sargent, C Burback, E McGee, G. Wheeler, C. Cullinao' F. Laramie, C. Mann, N. Smale, J. Sandberg. GIRLS1 GLEE CLUB j each sweet melody In mellow tone and harmony, The Girls Glee Club can easily Bring back to you a memory. Page eighty-one LITTLE ENSEMBLE They skip their lunch and meet at noon In 301, and learn to croon” They sinq so sweet and never grumble - They call themselves the Little Ensemble.” First Row—E. Pelerkin, R Watson,'C. Sauerman, V. Fitzgerald, Mr. Halltaiitl D. Hicks, V. Brers, M. Taylor. E Wilton. C Beech- Second Row— P. Martin. V. Matney, R. Rosme, E Rattcy, 0. Janet, J. Johnsan, K. Porter, H Axelson. C. Stiniman. M. Buth, M Poxn, M, Newell. Third Row—0. Barron. J. Clement, B. Young, F. Lingenfelder, J. Herile, R. Larton, C. Burbank. R. Thomas, N. Smale, W Boland, B. Dowson MOZART MUSIC CLUB The Mozart Club is pledged to raise By word and deed, good music's praise. From orchestra and glee they meet And strive to blend their talents sweet. First Row—E. Peterkin, S. Rote, V. Fitzgerald, Mitt Teeter . Mr. Hollentted, M Taylor. H. Axelson, K. Porter, D. Hickt, M. 8uthay. Second Row—R. Watson, C. Souerman, E. Rattey, V. Matney, V. Byer� , D. Jtmet, E. Amoth, C. Sttnsman. J. Newberg,' E. Wilton, M. Marshall. Third Row 8. Morse, A. Chapman, L. Robbins, D. Watson, R. Howard, B. Somer� , H. Pullian, S. Johnson, M. Bush, B. Reeder, C. Johnson. Page eighty-two J CLUB The J Club now reorganized, Is bringing to the fore, The lettermen of Jefferson, Of gridiron, track and floor. Flr� t Row—C. Stafford, E. Jacobsen, W. Lorslotf, D. Jones. Second Row —C. Church. J Anderson, J Frazier, J. Wendlick. G Billings. B. Launtz. Third Row—H. Morgan. J. Soller. P. Bennett, W Anderson. C. Nee, J. Schnocr, p. Saencc.F Trepanier, C. Burch. Fourth Row—K. James, F Soller, C Ferns, K. Oougherty, T. Rommell, R. Johnson. T Sanders, F Budro, H. Muschalick. E. Erickson P. E. P. CLUB Their initials symbolize their spirit, For full of pep they are. They love to swing high on the rings Or climb upon the bar. First Row—F. Carr, I. Robertson, P. Kercher E. Green. E. Oseer. H. Burnham, L. Chard, M. Pickens, P. Hodgdon, H. Clason. Second Row 6 McGrew. B. Fuller. A. Orison. V. Beyer, G. Lockwood, I. Hultberg. G Wanner, I. Hultberg, R. Ingram, A. Hansen. J. Doneny, R. Norgard Third Row - M Thano, S. Thomas, L. Nelson, R. Lester, J. Loughred, J. Thatcher, I. Dugan. M. Knotts, B. Schnber C. Burley, E. Silvers, E. Caldwell. Page eighty-three GIRLS' LEAGUE Toward honesty and loyalty These girls do set their aim. With these high principles in view. They often climb to fame. ORCHESTRA Waltzes, overtures, serenade, Our orchestra can make the grade. With flourish grand and technique fine, They play each piece in perfect time. Page eighty-four • FIRE SQUAD The Fire Squad” helps us to maintain That world-wide record set By Jeff back in sixteen. For speed they always get. Fir� � Row—M. Crider, G. Buchanan, M. Gifford, W. Anderson, B. Taylor, F. Carter, J. Ullrich, W. Tichenor, 0. Johnson, F. Sandeen. Second Row —E. Megslan, R. Carlson, 8. Morse, C. Mair, H. King, R. Smith, C. Skigmo, R. Peth, B. Love, J. Black, H. Rasmussen, J. Day, S. Bennett, J. Burton. Third Row—M Judlos, T. Sanders, J. Buman, E, Rogers, A Hunstien, R. Wolf, E. McGee, D. Walker, F. Landccn, W. Cox, B. Launtr, H. Klug, 8. Weisonborn, R. Schneidcrman Fourth Row—V, Reif, F Stoops, W. Wyatt. A. Cole, G. Gilpin, J. Jotcphoin, E. Rupp, O. Rubuel, W. Benton, 8. Bailey, J. Van Fleet, E Hamm, 8 Reed, C. Martin. C. Msdten. H. Dailey. PREPPERS Junior Girl Reserves are they. There’s a time for work and play: Work will make for willingness, Play for happiness, they say. First Row V. James. M. Brady. N. Nelson, J. Morse, J. Gill, H. Karp, V. Mallory, Miss Flegel, B. Swart, J. Hafner, V. Keep, N. Johnson, M. Lovell, V. Spencer, L. Carfson. Second Row — J. Stott, E. Smith, P Schleanser, M Hollier, M, Keep, F. Redman, M. Axelson, B. Tousant. Third Row—F. Austin, M. Shimmens, D. Avery, C. De Lin, F. Griffin, E. Griffin, C. O. Leary, E. Johnson, D. Ludquitt, B. Otterson, V. Schroeder, F. Watson, E Avery. Fourth Row—I. Downing. J. Gottschalk, 8. Dougherty, R. Freytag, L. Van Alst, M. Stout, 8. Montgomery, S. McCarter, A. Hal- verson, J. Le Neve, E. Zook, Swartout, M, Amos, D. Vounger, H. Sandberg. Page eighty-five THE DAY I GRADUATE Oh, gee, I wish that school were done, ’Cause I’ve got work ahead. This stayin' here in school s no fun The world needs me instead. Things must be set on the right path— I'll give them all a plan; To fool around with stuff like Math Just irks a real good man. There’s tariffs, treaties, silver and gold And general world affairs,- And Ickes and Johnson’s gotta be told And I’m the guy that dares! They’ll have to try to get along, The world will have to wait. I’ll start to set things right that's wrong— The day I graduate! A Senior's Soliloquy (a la Macbeth) Are these exams which I see before me, The questions toward my eyes? Help, I shall perish! I know thee not, and yet I see thee still. Thou are not, fatal vision, sensible To craniums as to sight! Say you are but An exam of the mind, a false creation Proceeding from a sleep-oppressed brain! I see thee yet in form as palpable As those I have flunked before. Thou marshallest me the way to extra terms And such time I would not fain to spend! Mine eyes are made the fools of other senses Or else worth all the rest, I see thee later And on the page and answers blots of red ink— Which was not so before! We learn from what has passed before and what is passing. Everything is made complete by a little laughter. VANITY The following story is a reprint of the first story published in the first issue of the Spectrum. An additional interest may lie in its recalling the original purpose of our magazine: giving an opportunity to those students who were interested in their own literary ability to see their productions in print. ”Do-ro-th-e-e! called her mother, do hurry, you will surely be laste for school this morning. Yes, mother,- I’m coming right now. I simply could not comb my hair this morning. I don't know what is the matter with it, anyway. Yesterday the girls said it did not look as nice as usual. Dorothy, Dorothy, you are getting so vain since you started chumming with those silly Donaldson girls, remonstrated Mrs. Ross. Well, run on to school or you’ll be on the tardy list, sne continued. Dorothy ran down the steps, turned and threw her mother a kiss as she started up the street at a brisk walk. She had her head down and was thinking of a certain Mr. Jack Courtney and a certain hard Math, lesson which she knew she had not prepared as well as was necessary. Each subject was struggling for supremacy in her mind when she was startled out of her revery by Mr. Jack himself coming around the corner just ahead of her. Dorothy's hand went to her hair. Goodness, she thought, I bet I look like a fright. I’ve simply been running all the way. Before she had time to arrange those stray locks which the wind had blown around her face and which detracted from her ap- pearance. Jack had called to her to hurry, but it was getting late. She quickened her steps, but was rather annoyed to think she had walked so fast, for just the other day he had told her brother that he considered her the prettiest girl in school. Are you going to the Junior Prom? Jack asked as they continued on their way. Why—I don’t know—I hadn’t thought much about it, Dorothy answered. Oh, come on and go. Everyone is going and I’m just dying to take you, Jack pleaded with a most winning smile. Well, I never lost a chance to be a heroine, laughed Dorothy. But do hurry; it’s dreadfully late. Does that mean you will go with me, Dorothy? This from Jack as they started up the school steps. There goes the bell, cried Dorothy, as Jack handed her her books and she ran up to her room, where she was reproved by her teacher for being tardy. Dorothy cared very little what her teacher said or how many hours she was kept after school, for she knew Jack would be kept the same length of time. But that evening, for some unknown reason, Jack was dismissed at the usual time, and so Dorothy walked home alone in anything but a pleasant frame of mind. The next morning she did not meet Jack on the way to school, neither had she a chance to speak to him all day. That evening, however, he called her brother up and asked him for his help on some difficult Math problems. He came up and spent the evening, but very little studying was done, as Dorothy had invited a girl friend of hers to come over and stay all night with her. They found it much more pleasant to play and sing popular songs, and incidentally, have time to chat, than to work problems. When it came time to leave, Jack said to Dorothy: Let me see—hm,- this is Wed- nesday and the Prom comes off Friday. You said I could have the pleasure, did you not? don’t know that [ said so, but you may, answered Dorothy. Thanks, goodnight, smiled Jack. See you at school tomorrow. But the next day strange things happened. As Dorohty was walking around the hall at noon with a girl friend of hers, whom should she meet face to face but Jack with a girl whom Dorothy simply detested, but who was nevertheless a pretty girl. It would not have been so bad had not Jack been so deeply interested in the conversation that he had not seen Dorothy. « Page eighty-seven She felt extremely hurt and vowed she “never would speak to him again.” To make matters worse, that evening her brother came home and said that Jack said she was stuck up and not half as pretty as she thought she was. When the telephone bell rang, Dorothy answered it and the conversation at her end of the wire was something like this: ''Hello—” ''Yes-—well, proceed Mr. Courtney.” No, I am sorry, but I cannot go with you tomorrow evening. Because- Because— I refuse to answer any more. I should think you would scarcely have the nerve after what you said. Oh, you don’t remember saying anything. So sorry you have such a poor memory. No— No- Indeed not— Well, I couldn't tell you just now— No, you can’t— I'll refuse to see you— Well, it's getting late— Goodbye. What’s matter, Dot? inquired her brother with a sympathetic look. Oh, nothing, answered Dorothy. Is Jack coming up? queried her brother, with the faintest sign of a smile. Well, what if he is? snapped Dorothy, it’s nothing so very unusual, is it? Well, no, but— the rest of the sentence was lost to Dorothy who had gone upstairs to primp. He shall not be able to say I’m not neat at any rate, she told herself. She was still in her room when the bell rang. She remained there, too, until her mother called and told her she had company. She went downstairs and entered the parlor with a very unconcerned look on her face. (She knew it was unconcerned for she had practised it at least a half hour in front of her mirror before he came.) She kept the conversation upon every subject but the one which he wished to discuss. Finally, when he took advantage of an opportunity to change the subject, he asked her what on earth she meant by accusing him of saying something about her. After considerable coaxing, she told him what her brother had said and also told him that her brother was the one that told her. Well, the bonehead! I was speakinq about Amelia Sherman. You know who she is. She is pretty, but has too great an idea of her beauty,” said Jack. Where is that brother of yours? he cried. Here I am ” answered a very meek voice from the stairway. What do you want?” I want to know what you mean by telling your sister such things,” demanded Jack. Well, I’ll confess,- I did tell her that, but III tell you, Jack, you really do not know how vain she is getting to be. We can scarcely live in the house with her. That will do, Bill, proceed on your upward journey. And when Jack went home there had been some very satisfactory and also very secret agreements made. —Faye M. Tremblay. Page eighty-eight • WRECK OF A ROMANCE The first story of the first class issue follows. The literary efforts of those earlier students prove very interesting to the students of today. Dave, we are in a hurry!” The gate clicked and a besweatered Form appeared leisurely from the shadows. “Get your togs, old man, and get a move on,- we’re making for the river old slough road—fishing tomorrow.” Where are we going to bunk? Who’s with you? asked Dave skeptically, at the same time peering curiously in the direction of the gate. Out at Warner’s shack. George Stanton and Paul Wallis are going. Come on, old man, and move a little quicker if you don’t care about getting rained on. It’s two miles to the shack.” Yes, two miles in the rain, sleep on wet straw, and sit three hours in the drizzle with your feet in the Columbia, waiting for a half-pound mud-sucker. Oh, joy!” Come on, Dave, can’t you see you’re wasting time! said the besweatered one irrelevantly. Dave turned and shambled dubiously toward the house, but reappeared immediately drawing the sweater up to his ears and struggling into his slicker. The boys were walking briskly through the twilight, for Jim’s prophesied wetting seemed uncomfortably imminent. The western sky still held the pale qreen light of the September night, but here and there a yellow star appeared twinkling uncertainly, and already the outline of the trees was melting into the shadows. To the south the sky was inky with great heaps of black that scudded rapidly towards them, and the first fierce puffs of the rising gale fanned the trees. Gee, we’ll get it good and plenty if we don’t make record time from here on,” announced Paul, with a glance over his shoulder. And,” added George, it will be no joke to be lost out there in those woods on a night like this. You idiots,” retorted Jim, scornfully, if I thought you were going to get cold feet, I’d have left you home by the fire. We can’t lose our way. I know these woods as well as anyone and Dave could take you to that shack blindfolded. Aw, who’s got cold feet,” growled Paul indignintly, ”1 only said we’d get wet and that’s no myth, and we’ll do it pretty quick, too. The boys had left the old road along which they had been traveling and turned into a narrow cross-country road that wiggled its way across the fields and was swallowed up in the black shadows of the forest. The wind had risen to a shrill, piercing blast that struck the boys’ faces like a sheet of freezing hail and swept on, bendinq the trees before it in a moaning, whistling sea of tossing black branches. The darkness was complete and only a few fitful Rashes of lightning showed the boys that they were still on the road. Holy Caesar!” shouted Dave above the gale, let’s cut and run for it. Its still half a mile—’’ but the rest was lost in a terrific thunderclap and the storm was upon them. The rain came in great piercing sheets that cut the face like a whip and the boys, taking Dave’s suggestion, were covering the ground at a swift trot, faces sunken in their coats and hats pulled down on a level with their eyes. The road, almost unused and at places scarcely wider than a trail and half choked with underbrush, was no easy ground on which to sprint, but necessity knows no law and the fierce cut of the chilly blast lashed them into a run. Not much farther, old man,” shouted Jim, come on, let’s cut through here; we ll get there quicker. And he left the road and went crashing off at a tangent through the bushes. The three followed at a trot, and a few yards farther on, broke into an open space around an old shed, now almost hidden from sight by dense growth. Paul, who was in the lead, stumbled, soaking wet, into the friendly shelter, but the others drew up with a start at his frightened exclamation. Gee, there’s something in there! I ran into it. Page eighty-nine An instant later the three at the doorway saw the flicker of a match and a sreat touring car loomed up from the shadows. Great Caesar’s ghost he exclaimed, an auto! With one accord the boys clus- tered around the strange intruder. An auto, three miles from civilization, and all alone in an empty cowshed on a night like this, said Jim. Whew, I wonder where they are. Look, said George, who was examining the machine, it’s a Winten Six, and the spark plug’s gone. They needn’t have been so scary about leaving it alone in this God-forsaken hole. At this moment came a cry from Dave. I say, fellows, we don’t know who this belongs to, and I for one don t care to. Whoever owns it was here not ten minutes ago! How do you know? queried George cynically. How do I know? Why, feel this. The radiator’s still hot. Great guns, fellows, let’s beat it. It wouldn’t help us any to have them know we found this. People don’t leave three thousand dollar cars out like this just for fun. I can’t make out what they’re doing out here. But it's none of our business and we’d better make for that shack. The rain was abating now, and the wind had almost died away, but all of the boys felt a vague uneasiness. They had not expected to find traces of strangers where here- tofore they had felt themselves so absolutely alone and safe from intruders. The loneliness of the place had been violated and each felt that it would never again be quite the same, and resented it. The shack was just what the name suggests. A tumble-down, two-roomed shanty, having only one door and one window, and made of rough-sawed planks. The boards were weather-blackened now, and the roof was sunken at one corner, while the single pane of the little window had long since been shattered. As the boys approached, their uneasiness lessened. Here at least there had been no intruder. The night was black, but the boys found and lit the lantern which they had cached on their last trip, and the light was friendly. Suddenly they stopped, each listening alertly. No sound could be heard except the soft swish of the rain. The silence became oppressive. I heard something, said Paul in a whisper. There’s someone in the shack. You’re crazy, said Jim. in an annoyed tone, I thouqht I heard it myself, but somebody probably stepped on a twig. I suppose you think the owners of the auto are robbing the shack of the silver plate. There’s nobody there and I’ll prove it. And he strode off towards the shack, swinging the lantern. The others, unwilling to be jeered at when the shack should be found empty, followed close behind. As they reached the door, however, and Dave raised his hand to shove it wide, their hearts were thumping uncontrollably, and even Jim felt an almost overwhelming desire to drop the lantern and take to his heels. The door swung back on its hinges and the lantern played flickeringly on the walls and floor of the half-rotted planks. It was empty, and Jim cast his eyes resolutely towards the inner room. He crossed the floor with long strides, the rest following close at his heels, and flashed the lantern through the doorway. There in the shadow of the further wall, back close against it, and one hand pressed fearfully against her cheek, stood a girl in motoring costume. As they stood peering into the shadows, she cast one frightened glance at the boys’ white faces, dropped her face in her hands and began to sob hysterically. You almost frightened me to death, she said chokingly, and she added between her sobs, “My foot's caught in this horrid old rotten floor and I can’t get it out. She calmed herself with an effort and half smiled at the boys as they hurried up with anxious offers of assistance. The girl's foot had, as she said, gone through the rotten flooring, and in spite of her efforts she could not get it loose. But by taking up one of the moldy boards, the boys released the fair prisoner, who walked uncertainly to one of the straw pallets, and sinking down began to rub the slender ankle, which was bruised and swollen by her efforts to pull it free. You aren’t hurt, are you, Miss—er—Miss—?” Page ninety • Merton she suggested with a laugh, Evelyn Merton. Oh, no, not at all; only a little stiff. I’ve been there ever so long—it seemed ages—until you boys came. May I ask who you are? I am James Blair, Miss Merton, otherwise known as Jim, and these are my con- federates, he answered, introducing the others, we re out on a fishing trip. For Jim was waxing loquacious under the spell of the smile in the girl’s blue eyes, and the rosy oval face framed in the gray motor veil attracted him strangely. Although Jim was not critical, he could not help admitting that her eyebrows were too heavy to be pretty, and though the jaw was nidden in the soft folds of the veil, the chin looked very firm. And when the smile was gone for a moment there was a strange hardness about the mouth. The boys all noted these things, yet in spite of them she was undeniably good looking and once she began to talk, everything was forgotten in the music of her voice. It was low and soft, and she gave the words odd little twists and trills as if patting them into shape. She was talking and laughing with Dave, and Jim frowned in disapproval at the admiration in his friend's eyes. It wasn’t like Dave to notice a girl and it was totally unnecessary for him to look at her like that, he reasoned. I suppose you're wondering how I came to be out here in such a mess at this time of the night, she laughed. It was a silly mess to get into, anyway. You see Bob, he is my brother, and I got caught in that storm and we tried to make a run for it, cut through the woods on this old road and reach the road that way. Just as we passed this old house it began to storm fearfully, so Bob ran the auto under that shed and we came in here to wait till it stopped a little. But it was getting so dark I thought we’d better go on. anyway. These woods are so horrid after dark she said with a little shudder, ana then becoming suddenly anxious, Oh! why doesn't Bob come. He’s been gone ever so long. Do you suppose anything could have happened to him? This idea seemed to worry her and her gay spirits were somewhat dampened. He went on by himself and said he’d be right back for me before it got quite dark. You see. he took out a—a plug or something, and then he dropped it out of his pocket and we couldn’t find it. And he went for help, and—oh, dear, something must have happened to him. There was a little catch in her voice and the tears came to her eyes. Then she smiled and added bravely, But I won't be a baby about it anyway; he II be here soon surely. She pulled a handkerchief from the pocket of her motor coat and wiped her eyes, giving a little laugh as she replaced it. The boys were reassuring her as best they could, but George was stooping in the straw eagerly searching it with his fingers. Look here! he cried. Here’s your spark plug. The girl flashed a strange glance at him, then added quickly, Oh, that can t be it. Why, Bob gave me that to keep for him when he came into the house! Of course, said George, and forgot it. That’s why you couldn’t find it. Oh, she said meekly, and now he’s gone —suddenly she started to her feet with colorless cheeks and eyes wide open with terror. Lsiten, she cried in a hoarse voice. Far down the forest and half muffled by the soft earth, came the quick beat of galloping horses. The noise was faint, but it was auite apparent that the riders, whoever they were, were riding like madmen and that they were approaching. Oh! cried the girl, hoarse with terror, hide me. They must not know that I am here. Oh, what shall I do?” she said, weeping hysterically. The boys looked at her in amazement. Why, what’s the matter? asked Paul, they’re probably coming after you with your brother. Oh, no, no, she sobbed, it’s my father. He'll find me! Oh, I ve deceived you dreadfully. Bob isn’t my brother at all. We were going to Vancouver to be—to be— m—married, and then he found out the bridge was watched and we came here, and then—and then—Oh, you must hide me. Her eyes searched the room wildly. Oh, look! There! she cried, I can hide there. You must tell them we’ve not been here. • Page ninety-one There between two rough beams a small square hole could be faintly discerned almost hidden in the shadows and leadins without doubt to some cubby hole under the roof. A sort of ladder was formed by three short boards nailed to the wall and the whole was cleverly concealed by tne shadows cast by a jutting of the wall. Dexterously catching her skirts in one hand and grasping an upright or the wall with the other for a support, she disappeared through the opening. Great Scott, gasped George, and the others stared at one another in consternation. Good heavens! exclaimed Paul, an elopement; well, I never, what But George, the diplomatic, clapped his hands to his lips and propelled him vig- orously into the next room. That’s right! he said in a low voice. Tell her what you think of it, you idiot. Well, what are you going to do? They’re coming, said Paul, unabashed. Do? Why there s only one thing to be done, exploded Jim, wrathfully. Act natural and say we haven't seen her, of course! At this moment the clatter of horses’ feet swung towards them and as the last boy dropped to a sitting posture on the straw bed, there was sudden shout, the door was wrenched open and Jim, who had risen and was blinking sleepily towards the door, was confronted by a man in officer’s uniform, revolver in hand and mud besplashed from head to foot. Behind him crowded the others, eyes searching the bare room keenly. What are you kids doing here? demanded the officer, who was evidently leading the party. Fishing, answered Jim shortly. How long you been here? ’Bout an hour and a half, answered Jim. Why? Seen anything of a big gray auto near here? Nope,’ lied Jim glibly, nothing but a red runabout over on Vancouver road two hours ago.” The man glanced searchingly into Jim’s stolid face, threw another glance around the room, and evidently dissatisfied with results, gave a sharp order to the men behind him and left the room. Jim followed him curiously and an instant later the boys heard the clattering hoofs pounding off into the distance. When Jim came back and joined the others, Miss Merton was standing among them, white but determined. Yes, yes! I must go, she was saying. I can drive the machine even if I don’t know much about it, and there’s nothing to prevent me now. I can find Bob. I know where he was going.” Miss Merton! You can't. It's impossible. Dark as pitch, came in joint protest. No, it’s not. The rain has stopped and the moon is coming out, and I am going. No, I'm going alone. If they should come back and find you are gone, they’d know something was wrong and follow me. I must go. And in spite of dismayed protests, she started out through the bushes to the hidden shed. Finding her determined, George started her car and drove it up the road. Miss Merton’s hand was on the lever and the boys, still protesting, were clustered round the car, when suddenly a shot rang out behind them, then another and another, and two horsemen crashed through the bushes and tore past them. But Miss Merton had thrown nerseof flat upon the seat and with the lever pulled wide was already plunging madly out of range. Five minutes later a small band of spent horsemen came upon the boys standing white-faced and speechless in the road. Well, boys, said the leader, you did the trick nicely, but why you did it is more than I know. Jim had found his voice at last. Why we did it, eh?’ It strikes me there’s some explaining to be done on your part! What right have you to fire after a young lady simply because she chose to marry without her father's consent— Never mind, youngster, interposed the mud-stained officer, with a weary smile, YouVe not the first she ever took in. But if you should ever go to Salem, he added, Pase ninety-two • I think you’ll find her name was Tommy O’Rouke. and ’ he flung back over his shoulder as he mounted, if she mentioned it, she was right about the bridges being watched. The boys walked back to the house in a daze. I don't believe it, burst out Jim hotly, that fellow’s an officer all right,- I remember now I’ve seen him around Van- couver, but he's got the wrong cue. No man could ever play the part as well as that. And that voice! I say, Dave, what do you think of that voice? Did you ever strike a man who could put on a voice like that. Wasn’t it the real goods? ' It’s beyond me, old man, he answered, puzzled. They went silently back to the shanty, each in spite of his assurance feeling a prodding doubt. Suddenly Georqe squared his shoulders with the air of a man about to settle his doubt for good and all, walked quickly across to the broken planking where the motorist's foot had been caught and ripped up a plank, then another and another, and there at the end lay a tight round bundle. He gravely opened this and spread its contents on the floor. A pair of man’s square-toed boots and a full suit of broad gray and black stripes. He thrust them back and replaced the boards. Extra. said the irrascible Paul, while the others sat in gloomy silence. Horrible wreck of a romance.” « Page ninety-three CLASS LIMERICKS The class of 1912 perpetuated their names in the records of Jefferson's literary life in the following limericks. The class of June, 1934, two hundred and seventy in number, could hardly repeat the method. Our Ernie's a iolly young lad Who is never known to be sad; At football he’s great; In baseball first rate, And the girls think he's cute, so tis said. Liliah Beckett's a joyous young child, Though her actions are still somewhat wild. She tries hard to be good— She would if she could, Some day she may turn out real mild. Faye Tremblay's a right jolly lass, She’s glad now she entered our class. From old Washington She wisely did come, For one who has sense she’ll now pass. The next is Miss Vera Huckbody, I've never heard yet that she’d study, She always is gay, (Therefore plump, so they say), This merry and cute busybody. Edna came from Washington, too, In class meeting she never says boo, But we’re glad that she’s here, And her coming last year, We are sure that she never will rue. Let George do it. we’ve often been told, So to George we hand over our gold. He keeps it right well— His name works a spell, In business he’s shrewd as he’s bold. A merry lass is Bernice Lakin, In her studies she always is fakin’, But she really can bluff, On hard workers it’s tough, For scarcely a zero she’s taken. Archie Smock is a lad with a smile, All sadness he chases a mile! He’s most six feet tall, And that is not all— For his temper you never can rile. Page ninety-four • Myrtle G. is a serious young maiden, Who with studies always seems laden, As a teacher she’ll shine And I’m sure she’ll be fine, For the young uns she’ll always be aidin . Our Nettie is quiet and sweet, With a smile, her friends she will greet. All her lessons she gets, And so never frets— Sometimes she is called Kubic feet. Myrtle Evans has dimples, you’ll notice, And a smile for each friend she approaches. In her studies she's a shark, As is shown by her marg- in reciting, I can’t, ne'er encroaches. And now of H. Cooper we ll speak, She studies each day in the week; Except, perhaps, Sunday, But always on Monday, She has her lessons, this maid so meek. Meta Fortune joined us rather late. But we don’t have to fear for her fate, For though she is shy, When strangers are nigh, She knows how to recite History-8. Of Gladys we now will relate, Have you heard her recite Math.-8 She just loves to recite, Gets her lessons just right, And she surely knows how to debate. Joan is a sweet, quiet maid, To recite she is almost afraid, But outside she is gay. At a ball game, one day, She yelled herself hoarse, it is said. Have you heard of Miss Allhands, so gay? She’s as bright as can be, I've heard say. And because she’s a worker Instead of a shirker, She gets ten” in her lessons each day. Miss Parker's a most busy lass, As editor-in-chief of the class,- No pains does she spare, Her work well to prepare, And so as a good girl, she'll pass. —Bernice Lakin. —Joan McDonald. THE CITY GUIDES The story section of June, 1912, gives us the following story. Fred Femling. a civil engineer, had finished his last contract and would now be idle sometime until his next work began. He was alone in Mexico City, except for a South Carolina boy, Roy Carothers. All the places of interest had been duly explored by him, so now all that was left to do was simply to lie around until time for his next contract. He had run out of anything more to say to the hotel clerk, the bellboy had visibly grown tired of him, and when the waitresses in the dining room began to show fatigue, he knew he was sure enough down and out. One day he took a trip down to the Central Station to watch the crowds of tourists come in. Hotelmen, guides and others were shouting out their enticement when an inspiring thought came to him. Til do it, he said to himself, and hurried toward Roy’s hotel. As he went striding down the street with a broad grin on his face, many turned to look after him. As luck would have it, Roy was in the lobby. Come on up to your room, Fred said. I’ve got a scheme, old fellow, and I want you to get in on it. I guess you speak enough Spanish. When they had reached the room, Fred said, I’m getting mighty tired of hanging around doing nothing, so while I was down at the station just now, I evolved a plan by which we can have all kinds of sport and get paid for it. I’ve never seen the kind of sport you could get paid for yet, laughed Roy, but I’m willing to try it. Well, Fred hurried on, we ll dress up as guides and nab the first bunch of good- lookers we see and pilot them around town. Gee! Won’t I make a swell Mexican, roared Roy. Guess I’ll have to put a little oil on my tresses. Come on, Fred shouted, from halfway down the stairs, We've got to get the duds. The next morning two handsome Mexicans with large signs proclaiming them City Guides were at the station gate to meet the San Francisco train. A party of three young ladies, an elderly gentleman, a young man and a maid, were nearing the gate. One guide turned to the other, '’This is the one we want, and then both hurried to meet the approaching party. The larger of the two stepped forward and said in pigeon English to the older gentleman: We guide; you need guide? The old gentleman turned to the girls. What about it? Had we better employ these guides, girls? One of the girls, after having carefully surveyed the younger of the two Mexicans, replied, I believe we had better have tnem, Father. Very well, Juanita, smiled her father, and then turning to the tall fellow said: What are your prices, and what are your names? Our prices? Five pesos day. My name, Torreon; his, Lazaro, bargained the tall fellow. I am William Miller, and these are my three daughters: Marguerite, Lovely and Juanita. This is Miss Thorpe, and this gentleman is Robert Elkins. Now, will you please take us to a first-class hotel? In the afternoon the father said he was too tired after his journey to go out, so the girls and the young man decided to go alone. Torreon had mentioned La Colonia Americana ’’ so the party had decided to go there. Mr. Elkins walked ahead and talked to the guides, while the girls poked behind talking about the guides. 'I think Torreon looks like an American, don't you? questioned Lovely. Yes, he is too light to be a real Mexican,- he must be about a quarter-breed, Marguerite said. Isn’t Lazaro handsome? He is a real Mexican, if the other isn’t, said Juanita. Why, look at him smiling. He acts as if he understood what I said, but I am sure he didn’t because he can say only a few English words. Mr. Elkins had dropped back to walk with the girls now, and very soon the guides said they were at the beginning of the American residence district. They explored the American colony and were starting home when Juanita spied a Mexican cart. Oh! Let’s ride, she said, and finally persuaded the rest to do it. The guides hailed Page ninety-six the Mexican in Spanish, and being won over by the money exhibited, he brought the cart over to them. They got into the little wooden-wheeled cart, which was drawn by the slow oxen, and much to the amusement of Lazaro and Torreon, who walked beside them, faced the smiles of all who passed. Early the next morning the whole party set out for Chapultepec Palace. Diaz's residence. The whole morning was spent there, and when noon came the guides took them to the Market Pavilion. They visited some of the booths and then went to the hearth in the center of the market where they were served with hot food. Lazaro picked up much English under the instruction of Juanita, and they became the best of friends. In the afternoon the Old Mission, or Cathedral, was visited. The Mexicans were holding a funeral on one side of the mission, while the Indians were celebrating a fiesta and a wedding on the other side. Juanita laughed, and said to Lazaro: I know Marguerite wishes she were in that Indian girl's place. She is going to marry Mr. Elkins when we get back home in New York. Do you love anyone, Lazaro? I do love beautiful girl, said Lazaro. She never know. You can never tell, Lazaro. She may know and care, replied Juanita. Maybe some day, said Lazaro. At the hotel that night Roy said to Fred: I believe I'm falling in love with Juanita. She is a dear. I told her I was in love with someone, but didn’t believe she cared for me. She said I could never tell. You know, 'faint heart ne'er won fair lady,' so I believe I will take off my sombrero, faja, and sandals, and see what she says. You heard the girls discussing us the first day they were here. That gives me some hope. Go ahead, Fred said. Each day look more like an American, and when the day shall have come when she will go home, we might return the money and take love for pay. Thanks, old fellow, said Roy. I'm going to try. You know Alameda comes last. They had seen all of the important things except Lake Jalapa and Alameda, so the pleasure resort at the lake was to come today, and Alameda, Lover's Lane, the last day. Juanita looked in astonishment when she saw Lazaro coming to take them to the lake. Why, Torreon, he looks like an American with our kind of shoes and hat on, doesn’t he? He does, all right, Torreon said. The last day had arrived. Roy was fidgety and could hardly wait for the time to set out. Wonder how she will take to me in American clothes, old man, he asked, nervously. And with the oil off my hair. She liked it straight, now maybe she won't look at it when it’s wavy. You be sure and see that she comes. Tell her I had important business and will meet them in the Lane. Now you manage to get her ahead so I will see how she takes it before the rest of the bunch see me. ' Where is Lazaro? was Juanita’s first question when she saw Torreon. Is he ill?” After the explanation she gave a sigh of relief, which caused Lovely and Marguerite to laugh. Torreon was getting nervous because he could think of no possible way to get Juanita ahead. Finally, when none of the others could hear, he said to her: Lazaro will join the party at the second bend in the lane. Juanita looked unconcerned, but at the same time walked ahead of the others just enough to keep it from being noticeable. By the time the second bend had come, she was some distance ahead of the others. She was walking as fast as she dared now, for some irresistible force drew her on. As she rounded the turn there stood a handsome, dark complexioned American boy of about twenty. She had been looking for the Mexican costume, and when she saw the American, she did not at first recognize him as Lazaro. She kept on walking, and when Roy saw that she did not know him, he said: Miss Juanita, aren’t you going to speak? She started, and then recognized him. You are! You are! I knew you were! I knew it yesterday, she said, in a peculiar voice which Roy did not know to be encouraging or not. Do you like it? he said, foolishly. Of course I do, she answered. Needless to say they kept ahead for some time, and when the others did catch up it had already been agreed that Roy should spend the next winter in New York. —Bernice Lucas. • Page ninety-seven JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL’S REPORT June Class 1934 Number to receive diplomas...........................................102 boys, 170 girls. Average age of class................................................. 18 yrs. 0 mos. 18 days Average age of boys.................................................. 18 yrs. 3 mos. 10 days Average age of girls................................................. 17 yrs. 10 mos. 29 days Youngest boy, william Bentley........................................16 yrs. 3 mos. 24 days Youngest girl, Mary Jane Bailey...................................... 15 yrs. 7 mos. 5 days The following completed the course in three and one-half years: 2 boys, 7 girls: Helen Ahlquist Marylee Himmelwright Harry Abe Mildred Bergstrom Margaret Newell Charles LeFebre Pearl Hansen Gertrude Rostron Dorothy Walker One hundred seventy-one students expect to complete their education at institutions as follows: Linfield....................... Oregon Institute of Technology. University of California....... Columbia....................... Pacific University............. University of Nebraska......... Northwestern University. Reed Stanford................ West Point.............. Boys Girls 34 36 14 12 4 21 1 1 2 2 2 2 4 1 1 1 1 3 2 2 1 1 Beauty Schools....................... University of Washington............. Business College..................... University of California at Los Angeles. Nampa College........................ Normal Schools....................... Louimi College....................... Whitman.............................. 3 3 9 2 1 3 1 1 Vocations tentatively forecasted are as follows: Boys Undecided................................ 48 Acting.................................... 2 Cinemetography............................ 1 Radio..................................... 1 Foreign Relations......................... 2 Engineering............................... 3 Medicine.................................. 2 Pharmacy.................................. 1 Teaching.................................. 2 Business Administration................... 5 Forestry.................................. 3 Music..................................... 3 Nautical.................................. 2 Aeronautical Engineering.................. 2 Architecture and Mechanical Drawing. ... 2 Printing and Bookbinding.................. 1 Civil Service............................ 2 Law....................................... 7 Horticulture.............................. 1 Barbering................................. 1 Journalism................................ 2 Evangelism................................ 1 Science................................... 2 Accounting................................ 1 Aviation.................................. 1 Surveying................................. 1 Girls Undecided............................... 53 Authoress................................ 1 Librarian................................ 3 Medicine................................. 1 Radio.................................. 1 Designing............................... 1 Nursing................................. 16 Music................................... 10 Secretary............................... 11 Librarian................................ 1 Dietician................................ 3 Beauty Work.............................. 5 Interior Decorating...................... 5 Stenography............................. 27 Advertising.............................. 1 Dramatics................................ 1 Laboratory Technician ................... 1 Teaching................................ 15 Dressmaking.............................. 4 Journalism............................... 3 ArtWork.................................. 1 Accounting............................... 2 Biologist................................ 1 Entymologist............................. 1 Law...................................... 1 Clerking................................. 1 Page ninety-eight • BOYS' EARNINGS Total amount earned...............................................................$39,036.00 Number of boys who worked................................................................ 82 Average per boy..................................................................... 476.05 Largest amount earned, by Ralph Howard............................................. 1,677.00 Occupations at which money was earned: Carrying Papers............................... 36 Clerking..................................... 15 Caddying....................................... 8 Delivering.................................... 14 Office Work.................................... 2 Farming...................................... 15 Music.......................................... 3 Berry Picking................................. 5 Service Station Work......................... 1 Ushering....................................... 2 Miscellaneous................................. 34 GIRLS' EARNINGS Total amount earned............................................................ $15,877.00 Number of girls who worked 90 Average per girl................................................................... 176.41 Largest amount earned, by Margaret Newell......................................... 1,200.00 Occupations at which money was earned: Housework................................... 26 Office Work.................................. 8 ClerkinQ................................... 12 Caring for Children....................... 48 Berry Picking............................... 13 Music........................................ 6 Cashiering................................... 1 Miscellaneous............................... 43 Students who have been neither absent nor tardy during their entire High School course: 9 girls: Mildred Bergstrom Margaret McCamey Lorraine Chard Ida McKenzie Joyce Gleeson Shirecn Ripley Jessie Huffaker Mary Carol Zander Lila Karvonen Students who have never been tardy: 27 boys, 71 girls. The following tabulation shows the number who took part in various activities and in athletics: Art Club Boys 2 Girls 5 Band 10 4 Boosters 5 Chess Club 2 Class Play 9 8 Fire Squad 16 French Club 6 7 German Club 3 11 Girls' League 25 Glee Club 10 55 Hi-Y 11 International Club 5 4 J Club 18 Jeffersonian 8 Klatawas 12 Latin Club 11 15 Live Wires 28 34 Orchestra 9 9 Mozart Club 2 12 Philomatheans 2 P. E. P. Club. Preppers. . . . Science Club Steno Club. Technical Club. Trails Club. . Tri-y.......... Usher Corps. . . Winged Pen . . . Zetas.......... Baseball....... Golf.. Soccer. Tennis. Track. . Boys Girls . . 15 5 25 ... 3 ... 3 2 . . . 14 15 24 2 4 8 27 ... 12 4 4 6 7 ... 11 ... 10 ii 4 ... 3 2 ... 19 .. Page ninety-nine GHASTLY SPECTRE Vol. 16 Litres No. 432006 Atoms WETHER REPOART If the weather is any worse tomorrow than it is today, the girls will be complaining of sun-burned noses. EDITORS Editor-in-Chief Mr. Somers Assisstant Editor Mr. Parrish Sports Editor..........................B. J. Somers Fashion Editor........ F. O. Parrish Society Editor The Somers Staff Artist The Parrish (Berny Somers Fritz Parrish Lord Somers Lord Parrish Note: We are omitting the editor's names as they are very modest chaps and do not like publicity. FOUND ELEVATOR TICKETS Owner may obtain same by inquiring of Anna Herrle in 319 with proper credentials.- Pd. Adv't. FLASHES! St. Louis.—Dr. Walter Bush, dean of the St. Louis Pharmaceutical College, recently, in a meeting at the Missouri Union of Pharmacists, made the state- ment that milk is no good unless regularly baptized. A printer in Canada, T. Farance by name, is said to be one hundred and three years old. He has made so many typographical errors that he is afraid to die. Dr. W. Janisch, Ph.D., M.D., C.O.D., R.F.D., LL.D., B.M.D., B.A., B.S., M.A., M.S., and M.P., Professor of Botanical Research at Pumpkin Center Institute of Technology, was recently killed by a mob of infuriated students. Dr. Janisch said that Mae West was a terrible actress. WILL TRADE One M-8 book for two history credits in perfect condition.—E. Hamilton. STOC REPORTS Amalgamated U. Corp. Hot Air Gas Bag Ltd. 3333 4444 2222 0000.1 0001.1 000011.1 Report Card Mfg. Co. Red Ink Liquidating 260 266 265 Inc hooy same thing SOCIETY KILLEM Mrs. Keith Benedict nee Ellen Poutala will be hostess to a group of European travelers at her home on Suwies Island. Among the guests expected are Jack Burton, Mr. and Mrs. B. Clifford, and Mille Waive Flues. The guests are requested to bring punch and hot dogs._______________________ SPORTS Louis Johnson says that if he doesn’t get a chance at the second team soon, he’s going to try for the first team. We’re with you, looy! Page one hundred • POME Let him not laugh, Who never laughed before; And he who always laughs, Now let him laugh some more.________ NURSERARY COLUMN Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder where you are. Up above the world so high. Like a diamond in the sky. Elkniwt. elkniwt, ellit jts, Woh I rednow tahw uoy era. Pu evoba eht dlrow os hgin, Ekil a dnomaid ni eht yks. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean: So they had soup! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Ouch! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet. Along came a spider, And sat down! Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner. Eating his Christmas pie. He stuclc in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, and stuff ! (With apologies to Iris Schmidt and JanetCalavan ) PROF. IKENTELLEM Dear Prof: How do you shock wheat? Excruciatingly yours, Hollis Bridwell. Dear Holly: By planting it next to a nudist colony. Advisingly yours. Prof. Ike. Dear Prof.: How is the milk-maid this morning? Yours, Norma Amoth. Dear Kid: Milk isn't maid, you silly, you get it from a cow. EDITORIAL Frosh I I I (Note: We started to write an editorial on the Freshman, but it was too great a subject for the short time we had.—Editor.) EXTRA ! Kay Quinn, president of the newly-formed country of NOMEN, just signed the Declaration of War Bill. The army of WOMEN, consisting of 500,000,000,000,000 trained women soldiers, armed with pins and needles, will start toward the enemv lines immediately. Miss Quinn has appointed G. Pfeifer in command of the entire army. As Lillian McAdam would say: When bones are ground up they make a good fertilizer. It gives me a lonesome, scattered feelin', and brings tears to my eyes when I think that some day I might be used on an onion patch.” NAME AS KNOWN SAYS I Harry Abe Hertna Abraham Clarke Affleck Helen Ahlquist Norma Amoth Grace Anderegg Betty Jane Anderson Helen Arnold Francis Aufranc Helen Axelson Lilly Axtman Mary Jane Bailey Helen Baker Jack Barnes Ruth Beckman Edward Bell Keith Benedict Margaret Bennett Sydney Bennett Richard Bentley Alan Berg Mildred Bergstrom John Betich Doris Bixel Lucille Boehnke Wanda Boss Holis Bridwell Phil Brinkman Zola Brown Anna Rose Burg Ruth Burks Hyacinth Burnham Jack Burton Mary Louise Busche Maxine Bush Walter Bush Janet Calavan Greta Calkins Mildred Canfield Alice Carlson Vera Carlson Walter Carlson Boyd Carter Evelyn Carvell Betty Chapman Lorraine Chard Louise Charleson Helen Christenson Alice Christman Bert Clifford Madeline Conner Flora Coss Marjorie Cranna Edythe Daly Grace Danner Abe Abie Happy Al Bright Eyes Andy B. J. Peanuts Franc Axel Sassy M. J. B. Worm Barnsie Ruthie Professor Benny Maggie Sid Dick Ice Millie Gruba Dory Lucy Wandy Holly Phil Boom-Boom Ann Burx Hy Brains Lou Max Walt Fluff Garbo Canny Al Swede Walt Boyd Eve Mary Jane Swiss Louie Christie Allie Bert Conny Flor Marge Ede Gay ‘ I'm not sure. Ask Margaret.” Gee, l m hungry Have you got your Math? Isn't that ducky? I don’t believe. I got 4 E's. He’s the keenest lookin’ kid. No kiddin’, kid. I think I’ll stay home tomorrow. Here I am again, you lucky people. I heard a new one. Oooh! What’ll I do? Oh, yeah! You should have seen Doty. How ducky! Wanna hear a funny joke? What zis? I’m going down to see my sister.” Wonder how I got U? Say, gal. I’m no relation to Amos. Gee, I don’t know. She don’t flirt. There’s the car—but no gas. (Censored), I can’t hit that ball. I had a keen time. She’s a perfect Harlow. Get out of my seat. I won’t tell you. Call Bob for me, will you?” Would you like to buy a ticket? I was down in O. E. Where's Ham? I dunno! I like uniforms. I’m going there some day. Tee, hee, hee! You chubby little rascal! I went to the farm. Oh, Mr. Johnson! Ain’t it sweet? (Silence). I wouldn’t say that. Shush! Oh! Vina! Boy, is it hard! Ver-r-ry funny! I love History. I studied but— Boy, I’ve got my German today.” Got a date with George. Have you got a little brother?” Honest to gosh? Got your pictures? Are you going? • Pase one hundred one NAME AS KNOWN SAYS I Eileen Darby Elmer Clyde Davis Clyde Roberta Davis Bert Jesse Day Jessie Clyde Dean Clydical Raymond DeBurg Ray Vincent Delapoer Vince Maxine DeLin Mac Celeste DePinto Pat Clyde Dodd Doddie Tom Dolan Dolan June Doty Tiny Norma Doumitt Georgie Phyllis Duqgan Phil Naomi Dykstra Duchess Donovan Edwards Don Marion Eqbert Egg Howard Egleston Fog Margaret Eisenhardt Margie Alice Erickson Ollie Erick Erickson Ick Marion Everaert Brickie Theodore Farrance Ted Maxine Fasselberger Fassel August Fischer Augie Lauran Fisher Fisk Thelma Fisher Fish Vera Fitzgerald Fitz Waive Flues Wavy Leslie Fosterman Les Harold Franklin Hal Jeanette Fraser Jennie George Freeman Georgie Don Freel Don Carl Frey Flash Violet Gabrielson Gabe Eleanor Garber Garbo Cecile Garnett Cecile Harold Gaskin Gaskin Florence Geist Flo Margaret Gentry Mar g Scott George Scotty Evelyn Geibler Geibler Marshall Gifford Giffie Richard Gillilan Dick Veleria Gislason Vel Joyce Gleason Wimpy Jack Gleason Jake Pearl Hansen Buttons Ruth Hanson Ruthie LaForrest Harrer Toots Florence Hayden Flo Sheldon Haydon Haydon Anna Heqstrom Strom Elsie Henke Elsie PaS one hundred two • Everyone ought to swim! Don’t ever DO that! Oh, heavens! Maybe it’s leprosy. Hey, wait a minute. I think so. Have you seen Eleanor? Really? Gee, I musta been absent. Got your experiment in? Hey, you—! I’m sorry, but I go steady. Ah, chee whiz! I was talking to Augie. How’s my little fluff ball? See this little card? Symphony is really delightful. Well, waddya know? Say, do you know—? He s too old. I won another prize dance. Got a date with Denny. That’s no hockey. Gee, I'm so wor-r-ried. Was talking to Phyllis. Wanta buy a ticket? Gottan do typin’. Meeting then adjourned. I have to wait for Orlando. Hey, Jackson, what answer did you That so? Why? Always the same. What'd you think of the dance? Got your Self-Reliance You know. Have you got any more? That’s fine! Did you get your Science? Oh, be quiet. Oh, gosh. Let's go for a walk. I had more fun when— You wouldn't kid me, Rip? I was expecting that. Hey, Jennie! Let s go skating. How are you goin’ to the game? Have you see Nadine? Oh, gee! Mr. B., I wasn't talking. I don't think that’s fair. My Packard awaits. Heavens, I don’t know. Gee, kid— NAME AS KNOWN SAYS I Faye Henry Hank Anne Herrle Annie Betty Heuer Bett Orella Hill Hillie Marylee Himmelwright Peanuts Grace Hodqdon Gracie David Holmlund Dave Alice Horne Al Ralph Howard Maestro Jessie Huffaker Jess Hilman Imholz Vivian Vincent Irvine Vincy Logan Jackson Jackson Dorothy James Kenneth James Mae West Kenny William Janisch Bill Ora Jarvis Blondy Ruth Jenkins Rusty Leroy Jensen Finn Winnifred Jensen Win Asta Johnson Johnny Bob Johnson Robert Donald Johnson Don Louis Johnson Johnson Stanley Johnson Stan Elwood Johnson El Josephine Johnson Jo Edgar Jones Ed Dayton Jones Jonesy Harry King Curly Lydia Klingbeil Lyl Marion Kari Kay Marion Karjala Lil Juanita Kerr Bowser Tom Kikes Tommy Fred Kildow Shorty Tom Landon Tom Fred Lankow Freddy Franklin Laramie Frankie Kermit Larson Louse Fern Leu Fern Virginia Leslie Leslie Guy Linville Guy Lorraine Lockwood Sam Edrow Look Eddie Aileen MacDonald Aileen Robert MacTarnaghan Scotty Eleanor Malmi Bright Eyes Carol Mangold Mangold Howard Marson How Guelda Marshall Marsh Marie Marshall Puck Patricia Martin Pat Oh, I lost it again. I'm a man hater. Look I mean listen. Ask my lawyer. My boy friend says— Have vou got your Latin? Our chemistry is— Fancy that. Gee it’s hot in here. Greetings! I'm in a fog. When do we eat? I've got to work that night. Really ! ! ! Just we big-shots went. Got your English? Whoopee. Where’s Eisenhardt? Of course. Miss Greathouse said Ah-sta, not As-ta. Pep her up, boys! I’ll put you on a committee for that. Hey, Teach, can you go now? It was all right. Naturally. Mr. Hollensted says— What did you do in chemistry? Yeah, that’s what I think too. Yes, thank you. Hello, you louse. Oh, Tommy, my hero. How are you? I’m simply famished. Got your English? I was in gym. Going to the game? I'll be going now. Want'a play chess? I haven't any last opinions. Oh, golla, solla. I had a per-r-rfect time. Yas, Suh. That isn't right! Is that so? I just felt like drawing last night. I think I’ll go home. Oh, is it really— I’ve been looking for Lander for two years. Let me see your typing. Let’s go down to Manning’s. You would! Nothing. Page one hundred three NAME AS KNOWN SAYS I Vivian Matney Viv Lillian McAdam Ying Vincent McBride Mac Margaret McCamey Mac Frances McCarter Fran Cecil McCormick Cece Harriet McFarland Hattie Bernadine McGrew Bernie Bernice McGuire Mickey Ida McKenzie Ken Evert McNeely Brick Esther Mehl Cowslip Alvina Metzler Viny Dorothy Miller Tura Millet Giggles Mil Jean Monnette Joe Karlyn Moore Lyn Alice Morland Al Howard Morgan Morg Helen Muschalick Helen Howard Muschalick Bag o’ Bones Ardis Nelson Ardie Gayle Nelson Red Joyce Newburg Joycie Margaret Newell Marge Irma Niles Irmy Elsie Nomura Elsie Edwin Nasman Ed LaVerne Norton Nosey Ruth Oleson Ole Alice Oik Allie James Olson Jim Ethel Osier Ozzie Ruby Oswald Dramatics Nina May Parker Mary Sunshine Bertha Parmer Bert Fred Parrish Freddie Georgia Peters Pete Evelyn Pfeifer Pfeif Audrey Pool Puddles Ellen Poutala Gigs George Poutala Long Shanks Kathryn Porter Kay Russell Quirk Quirkie Katherine Quinn Kate Alfred Rand Al Alice Rich Rich Shireen Ripley Frederick Rodolf Teen Fred Tom Rommell Bag Ears Stanley Rose Stan Gertrude Rostrom Gertie Edith Ruddy Irisher Marybeth Rumsey Rhumba Margherita Scarpelli Pajjc one hundred four • Maggie Just wait till I get her. Do you know your French? I didn’t get the question. I never study any more. I was at the Spanish Club. Hey, wait up. And did we laugh! I can imagine. Where’s Betty? I'm an Indian. Oh, yeah!! I guess so. That isn't the point. Well, it was funnv. Gee, it was awful. You nasty man. Have you seen Janet? Oh, Mr. Marlowe, that’s not right. Why talk Math? I'm going to give up golf. Good morning, children. What’s the meaning of this word? Well, Sir Toby? I was at band. Why don’t you come up some time? Hey! look at me. It isn’t so bad. No-o-o-o. That burns me up. Stanley ! ! Listen, kid! Why don’t you yell? I was at O. E. Ye Gods! Gosh, kid. I thought I'd die. Hi-ya, gals. Did you hear that? I’ll take a chance. Gosh, I don’t know. I almost died laughing. I got the idea. Excuse me while I laugh. Wouldn’t you like to know? Maybe. What’d you do in E. O. today? Be calm like me. Don’t let a little thing like that worry you. Mister Rodolf, please. Goin’ to see Liz tonight. Have you made your appointment? In O. E. today. I’m sunk. Oh, go on Mr. Purcell. Where’s Waive? NAME AS KNOWN SAYS I Mildred Schrumm Crummy Emma Schliening Em Iris Schmidt Bunny Vivienne Schroeder Skill Marjorie Seberg Marge Marjorie Sering Rose Petals George Sherman Dope Vincent Short Vince Marion Sigovitch Sis Otis Skinner Baby Face Charlotte Smith Charlie Frank Soderback Sody Fred Soller Herman Jack Soller Heinie Bernard Somers Bernie Claudia Southard Pee-Wee Robert Spence Bob May Spencer Maizie Rae Sprague Lobo Doris Springer Springer Miriam Staats Yum Ellen Stadius Eli George Steres Georgie Wynne Stewart Stewart Maxine St. John Max Ruth Stoutenburg Ruthie Louis Stover Lou Merwin Strayer Strayed Phyllis Strom Phil Bernadine Stuetzer Bunnie Milton Svoboda Milt Melvin Taylor Mel Richard Thomas Percy Verfield Traver Speed Thelma Trout Fish John Ulrich Johnny Henry Van Tricht Hen Robert Vaughn Bob Dorothy Walker Dot Grace Walker Walk Mildred Walker Mil Dorothy Wallace Dot Barbara Weir Bobbie Betty White Bet Helen White Whitey Elsie Wilson Else Pauline Wilson Speed Jean Woodhead Woody Dorothy Yerkes Lucy Ada Youmans Lady Dorothy Yost Yost William Young Billy Mary Carol Zander Zander Gee, but I’m hungry. I’m going to get excused. Oh, no-o! A little speed there. I was over at my cousin s. He’s back in town. We ll beat by three points. So, what? I’m peeved. I’m a woman hater. So-o-o-o. I know my basketball. It must’ve been Jack. It must’ve been Fred. Is that so? (a la Joe Penner). Is my nose shiny? Yes, Miss Greathouse. Tell him” to wait. I gotta go to work. What’s the best year to get married in, Mr. Bowles? I think I know it. I can’t say. Just ask me—I know anything. Skip it. And is he a snaz dancer? Gosh, I didn’t do that. I wouldn't say that. Aw, heck! Oh, kid! Hey, Pop! Nothing can be done about it. I have went to Corvallis four times. Excuse me for living. Get thee behind me, Satan. Gotta do my typin'. Oui, oui, Mile. Desmond. Have you seen Baker? Vaughn, the people's choice. I forgot again, Miss Kentner. Oh, you're just grandstanding. Wouldn’t that be tragic? Bill took me. You know, kid. Am I sorry? I’m not very bright. I think so. Wait up for me. Yah, but— And I called him Perfume Boy. You think so. Are you going to the baseball game? Another silence. Well, John and my brother said so. « Page one hundred five HAMMER AND HORN Senior Celebs Age of Innocence.............................................Erick Erickson Age of Innocence (Girl)......................................Josephine Johnson Bashful Boy..................................................Melvin Taylor Bashful Girl.................................................Dorothy Wallace Ambition Personified.........................................Howard Egleston Giant Killer.................................................Janet Calavan King Kong....................................................Guy Linnville Louisa M. Alcott.............................................Margaret Eisenhardt Stokowski....................................................Marion Eqbert Mae West.....................................................Margaret Newell Mannequin....................................................Ruby Oswald Napoleon.....................................................Tom Rommell John McCormack...............................................Clyde Davis Camera.......................................................Russell Quirk Einstein.....................................................Tom Dolan Trotsky......................................................Dick Thomas Garbo........................................................La Verne Norton Durante......................................................Jack Soller Barrymore....................................................August Fischer Diana........................................................Harriet McFarland Paderwski....................................................Cecil McCormich Note: The editors refuse to take any responsibility for the feelings of the above- mentioned people.’’ Hurray for the June Class of 34: It’s finally getting out! Iris Schmidt Nina MaE Parker Joyce Newberg Tom Kikes Don JOhnson MargaRet McCamey Marybeth RumSey Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet........................... Midsummer Night’s Dream.................... All’s Well that Ends Well.................. Comedy of Errors........................... Much Ado About Nothing..................... Merchant of Venice......................... Merry Wives of Windsor..................... Love's Labor’s Lost........................ Stan Rose and Ruth Oleson Exams Commencement Freshmen Seniors Fred Soller Giebler, Karvonen and Seberg Kingbiel and Gifford Vera Fitzgerald. . . . Eleanor Garber. . . . Joyce Gleeson.... Florence Haydon. . Fay Henry.......... John Betich........ Alan Berg.......... Lucille Boehnke. . . Phyllis Duggan..... Page one hundred six • Ambitions of Famous Seniors ................to be a telephone operator! ................to be a stock brokerette! ................to be a social leader! ................to be a charme! ................to be a veterinarian! ................to be a adagio dancer! ................to be a heavy-weight boxing champ! ................to be an instructor in physical education! ................to be a concert organist! What Would Happen If — Jessie Huffaker lost her library slips? Miriam Karjala would stop talking in — shorthand? Marie Marshall were six feet tall? Phyllis Strom were a brunette? Betty White was on time? Elsie Wilson couldn’t play the piano? Carol Zander thoroughly enjoyed poetry discussions? G. Jorgenson: What was the biggest operation ever performed? V. Gislason: I give up; spill the dope. G. J.: Lansing, Michigan. Haw! Haw! Dodd: My, isn’t that quaint! Busche: Oh, it quaint so bad! And that, ladies and gents, is how Grant's army captured Manila in 1776. Wow! ’ A Chemist's Cocktail 1 tray of cracked ice. 2 grains sodium nitrate. 1 cup dihydroxyphthalophenone. 1 cup trihydroxyanthra quinone. 1 liter H2-0. 1 case vanilla flavoring. 2 teaspoonsful of butric acid. Try that on your esophagus! The College-Bred Salesman Could I interest you for a trivial monetary consideration in the purchase or acquis- ition of an amphibious fowl of the family anatidoe, a fowl adapted by the webbed pedantic extremities to aquamarine existence? In other words, do you wanna buy a duck? NGA! NGA! Why does a certain senior always want to tell the story of how the cowcatcher grew up to be a bull-fighter? «««� � � Poetry There was a young lady named Coss, Her boy friend she kept at a loss, ’Cause wherever they went All his money she spent, Fie on this damsel named Coss. There once was a maiden called Look, Whose face always was in a book, But she started to frown, So her friends went to town, Alas for the lady called Look. • Pase one hundred seven H'yah! H'yah! Don t cry, Ethelbert, Mamma will buy you the Battleship Oregon! Bah! «««� � • If Galahad had had the gal I had instead of the gal Galahad had! «««� � • Oh! Boy! The Movie Review Breakfast at 4:30. The Kitten and the Swallow. Padukah. S. S. S. Roseburq. My name is not Mary. The Dog-house Mystery. The Sign for Reincarnation. Tee! Hee! And did we laugh when Ruth Stoutenburg told us that a thick-headed person was rather narrow-minded! Titter! Titter! Alice Carlson: Do you know Jane Smith? Grace Anderegg: No, what's her name? Alice: Who? Grace: Jane Smith! A. C.: Never heard of her! Pu — leeze! Pome I wandered lonely as a cloud, The village smithy stands, One if by land, two if by sea, Except February, which has twenty-eight! The Big Ten Otis Skinner. Jesse Day Maxine DeLin. Leslie Fosterman. Louise Charleson. Marie Marshall. Aileen MacDonald. Dorothy James. Evelyn Carvell. Marjorie Cranna. Page one hundred eight Anna Rose Burg: What is white, gives milk, and goes choo-choo? Richard Gillilan: I don't know. What gives milk, is white and goes choo-choo?” Annie £she still lives here): A milk wagon!” Dicky: Yahbut, where does the choo-choo come in? Rosey: At the Union Station! «««� •� Snicker! Snicker! Did Logan Jackson ever tell you this one? I know that I don t know that I know that I don't know that I know. Dick Thomas Betty Huer Hilman Imholz Alice Rich Edythe Daly Jeanette Fraser Lorraine Lockwood Ethel Osier Alice Oik Edith Ruddy There was a young maiden named Springer, Who was of a singular kind. She caught her left ear in a wringer, And nearly lost her mind. Ada Yomans was her name, Alas! but what a dame, The best have tried this girl to tame, But always she remains the same! Alas! Alack! and a day! Have you BEAN in Boston? Yes, I was BREAD there! Guelda Marshall: Do you know Teresa Green? Harry Kind: No! Guelda: Well, they are! Come! Come! Children! THE BUS It stops at every crossing and its yellow Door swings wide, and then I climb upon the Step, and I am safe inside. I sink upon The cushion, and breathe the gas-filled air, I give the other riders an interested stare. It’s lots of fun to ride upon the bus that Goes our way; I wish that I could work in Town and ride it every day. Page one hundred nine Old Stuff Freshmen..............Grassy Sophs.................Sassy Juniors...............Brassy Seniors...............Classy Stream-Lined Seniors Engine.............Helen Axelson Wheels.............Scott George Hood...............Vincent Delapper Gas................LaForrest Harrer Starter............Kathryn Porter Hub Cap............Milton Svoboda Bumper.............Henry Van Tricht Brakes.............Gertrude Rostrum Oil................Harold Gasken Carbon.............Jean Monette We almost fainted the other day when Leroy Jensen actually ran the Century in less than one minute. Oh! I didn’t kno-o-o-w that! Don’t you think the June '34 Class is the best that ever did or ever will graduate?’ Winnefred Alice Harold Thelma Donovan Frederick Frank Ethel Elsie Grace Vincent Jack Ruth Jensen Erickson Franklin Fisher Edwards Rudolf Soderback Osier Nomura Hogdon Irvine Gleeson Hanson So, There! Just Imagine Audrey Pool not arguing! Carol Mangold getting a U! Walter Carlson making noise! Mildred Canfield not studying! An English course without Macbeth! Claudia Southard studying! Laugh, I thought my little heart would break! Hurray for the Vermillion, Ivory and Cobalt! We wonder why a certain Senior in room 320 wishes a certain Miss Doty wouldn’t go steady? Page one hundred ten � Bedtime Story Twas the knight befour Chrismus, And dll threw the hous, Knot a creeture wds sterring, Knot even d mous. And wen she arrove, the cubbord wds empty— SO WHAT! All-Star Team EYES of BROWN L E. BANKS of COLUMBIA .. . L. T. FULL of BOLOGNA L.G. FLOWERS of SULFUR C. QUARTS of BOURBON R. G. FREED of HANGOVER R. T. GORGE of COLORADO. . . R. E. ROCK of GIBRALTAR Q. RIVERS of MISSISSIPPI L. H. SEMI of CIRCLE R. H. ALL of GONE F. We won! We won! What! We didn't won? Then we were cheated! o-o-o-o-o-o r Al Rand: Curses; cellophaned again! M. Scarpejli: You mean foiled again!” A. Rand: Now, I mean cellophaned again; tinfoil is old-fashioned!” Ouch!” A well-known French actor, George Sherman by name, recently became involved in an argument with a follower of John Barrymore. He grew heated, drew his card from his pocket, threw it on the table with a tragic air, and stalked out of the room. The Barrymore fan regarded the card for a while, then took out his pencil, wrote Admit bearer above the engraved line, and went off to the thratre. Whoops! Some stuff, ees no? News We found the following ads in the various London dailies: News WANTED: A bov who can open oysters with references.” FOR SALE: Bulldog for sale; will eat anything; very fond of children. WANTED: An organist and a boy to blow the same. LOST near Hiqhgate Archway, an umbrella belonging to a gentleman with a cent rib and a bone handle. WANTED: A boy to partly inside and partly outside the counter. « « 4 � � � How is Queen Anne High School by this time, Don? Well, f'gooness sakes! Page one hundred eleven Several Popular Terms Defined by a Senior High Schools—Four-year vacations. High School Courses—Sanitariums in which you take the vacations Freshman—Ambitious business man. Colleges—Some more vacation. Books—Places to keep notes. Prefaces—The author s excuse for writing the book. Club Dues—The old army game under an assumed name. School Support -The number of tickets sold. No School Support—The alibi of the losinq team. Tests Torture handed down from the middle ages. Exams—The teacher’s revenge. Illegible Writing—The student’s revenge. School News Anv printed matter over two weeks old. Important Events Any insignificant happenings in the school. Real Treats Something sure to bore you. Commencement—The end of a hard struggle. No Assignment—Test next day. Mildred Schrumm Hilman Imholz Fern Leu Robert Vaughn Marian Everaert Edith Ruddy Harry Abe Irma Niles Edward Norman Vincent Irvine Henry Van fricht Alice brickson Shireen Ripley Marjorie Hertha Serinq Abraham Alice Rich Dorothy Yerkes Sure Fooled You! Our Nursery Old King Kole................................... Humpty Dumpty................................... Red Riding Hood................................. Baa. Baa, Black Sheep........................... Jack, the Giant Killer.......................... Jack and the Beanstalk.......................... Three Little Pigs............................... B’rer Rabbit.................................... Mother Goose.................................... Old Lady in the Shoe............................ Little Jack Horner. . . . Page one hundred twelve � Sheldon Haydon Ralph Howard Patricia Martin Eileen Darby Boyd Carter Fred Kildow Strayer, S. Bennett and De Burg George Sherman Betty Jane Anderson Elsie Henke Jean Woodhead Grace Danner Stanley Johnson John Ulrich Bob MacTarnaghan Dialogue Wassatchagot? Afternoonnoos, lasdition. Enthinginit? Naw, nothininit, 'ceptlaspeecha Roosyvelt's. Donsaso? Wassa predickshun? Sesrain, donbleenttho, neverkantell wasgonnado. Thas right. Odds and Ends Oh, no, Nazareth, a Jersey sweater is not a perspiring cow. Our idea of nothing is a bladeless knife without a handle. Professor Watumaycallit says that if you took all the pretzels in the world and straight- end them out and put them end to end, you couldn't do it. The Book Shop (Featuring Famous Seniors) WINNIE, THE POOH.......................................Dayton Jones HOUSE at POOH CORNER...................................May Spencer FOR SINNERS ONLY.......................................Kermit Larson GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES...............................George Steres CAPPY RICKS............................................Tom Kikes THE ROVER BOYS.........................................The Sollers Ye Aria Counter Smoke Gets In Your Eyes....................... You’re My Thrill.............................. I'll Be Faithful.............................. After Sundown................................. Stormy Weather................................ Lazybones..................................... Our Big Love Scene............................ Temptation.................................... Let’s Fall in Love............................ Love Locked Out............................... Throw Another Log on the Fire................. Last Round-up................................. . . Howard Egleston . .Marshall Gifford . .Carl Frev . .Naomi Dykstra . .Pauline Wilson . .Mildred Canfield . .Chapman and Short . . Helen Ahlquist . .Jack Barnes . .Virginia Leslie . . Karlyn Moore . .Marylee Himmelwright Do You Remember When WE were Freshmen? Certain people walked unescorted through the halls? Bob Spence got locked out of a certain room at five A M.? Howard Muschalik wore knee-pants? Gayle Nelson was pleasingly plump? Bill Young didn’t know what a pun was? Thelma Trout was only a minnow? Well! Well! Page one hundred thirteen Page one hundred fourteen A ROOM FAMILIAR TO EVERY STUDENT This is a city of wise business men. They know how good it is to help their boys and girls to help themselves The boys and girls appreciate their support. 'j J 1 OUR ADVERTISERS AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS, THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES The Reason At the family table: Peter, eat your macaroni!” No, mother.” ”Why? ”1 don't like it. But you adore noodles, which are the same thing.” Then, mother, why don't you make the noodles?” Because I don’t like them. Mother: “Why are you crying, darling?” Iris Schmidt: Jim hurt me. Mother: How?” Iris: I was going to hit him; he ducked, and I hit the wall. Policeman: Haven’t you noticed, madam, that there is a one-way traffic sign on this street? You can’t go in both directions.” Miss Boyle: But I’m going in only one direction.” Is your uncle worried over the depression? Is he worried? Say, he's got so many wrinkles in his forehead he has to screw his hat on.” What has four wheels and flies? A garbage wagon. What would happen if a colored waiter dropped a platter with a turkey on it? The humiliation of Africa, the fall of Turkey, the destruction of China, and the over- throw of Greece.” Poor Dad Two little girls were talking about Sunday School. Do you believe there really is a devil?” asked one. Her friend was silent for a few minutes, then replied, No, it's like Santa Claus it’s your father.” Original Package Miss Sedgwick: Tommy, can you tell me one of the uses of cowhide? Tom Rommel: “Er, yes, ma’am. It keeps the cow together. A Weighty Question Miss Teeters was talking to her science class on gravity. Now, class, she said, it is the law of gravity that keeps us on the earth. But, please, asked Ed Bell, how did we stick on before the law was passed? A Ripping Affair Florence Geist: Oh, dear,- my new pink dress ripped down the back last night at the dance. Wanda Boss: Weren’t you embarrassed? Florence: Not very,- my sister was wearing it. « Page one hundred fifteen COMMONWEALTH, INC. A Complete Real Estate Service PROPERTY MANAGEMENT Rental Agents for Homes, Offices, Apartments, Stores, Warehouses Homes for Sale Mortgage Loans Title Insurance Abstracts Investment Securities 415 S. W. Sixth Avenue ________ Pedal Extremities Miss Kentner: Bob Spence, tell something about Colonel Lindbergh’s great feat. Bob: Well, I've never see them, but I can tell you about Charlie Chaplin’s. Mr. Jenkins: Yes, what I say goes. Scotty MacTarnaghan. Well, come over to my house and say that to my old Ford. Mr. Augur: In which of his battles was General Wolfe killed? Dick Bentley: In his — his last. Dayton Jones: I’d like to see a fish cry.” May Spencer: A fish doesn’t cry. Dayton: A friend of mine told me that he saw a whale blubber. BRAKEABIUTYI Have You Got It? Ask your repairman to use The SPRINGER-OTT System TAILORED-TO-FIT BRAKES It costs no more than Ordinary Brake Service Miss Pringle: Carol Mangold, can you use the word announce in a sentence? Carol: My mother has been dieting for a month and hasn’t lost an ounce. The Need for Prayer A woman whose husband had joined the navy gave to the clergyman a note that read: Mr. Tom Smith, having gone to sea, his wife requests that the congregation pray for his safety. The clergyman, who was near-sighted, read aloud, Mr. Tom Smith, having gone to see his wife, requests that the congregation pray for his safety. Page one hundred sixteen EDRIS MORRISON STUDIO 414 CENTRAL BUILDING Tenth and Alder (Across from Olds, Wortman King) PORTLAND, OREGON April 17, 1934. Dear June Class of 1934. It has been our great honor to have been the photo- grapher for the twenty-fifth anniversary class of Jefferson High School. May we express our deep appreciation and extend to you all our heartiest wishes for your future success in your lives and your work. We hope that our happiness in working with you has been a mutual one. AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES • Page one hundred seventeen Sincerely yours, Phone Beacon 7015 Gems From Exams A blizzard is the inside of a hen. The plural for spouse is spice. Tennyson wrote Immortal Memorandum.' Jerusalem is surrounded by walls to keep in the milk and honey. Louis XVI was gelatined during the French Revolution. A ruminating animal is one that chews his own cubs. The blood vessels are the veins, arteries and artilleries. HAS MET THE TEST ... Serving safely and conservatively through prosperity and depression— BENEFIT SAVINGS LOAN ASSOCIATION Member Federal Home Loan Bank Mr. Purcell: Does your son burn midnight oil?’ Mr. Vaughn: Yes, he heeps us broke buying oil.” AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS, THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Don’t worry if your job is small, And your rewards are few, Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you. Your Announcements are by A. R. DANKWORTH, INC. Distinctive Graduation Announcements Calling Cards Class Rings and Pins 907 S. W. Ninth Avenue Portland, Oregon Mr. Johnson: Give me an example of foreign entanglement. Clyde Dodd: A meal of spaghetti. Past one hundred eighteen � Tommy Lisle: Whence the black eye, old thing? Norman Burk: I went to a dance last night, and I was struck by the beauty of the place. —March '22. Mr. White (in Physics): Tom, can you give me a good illustration of density? Tom Mahoney: I don’t know. Mr. White: Very good illustration. —October ‘21. Small Freshie: What is it that goes with the train, stops when it stops, that’s no use to it, and yet it can’t go ten yards without it? Tom Mahoney: I give it up. Freshie: The noise, you blockhead. —October ’21. Fred West: Whatchareadin about?” Cliff Clausen: Electricity. Fred West: Current Events, Huh! Cliff Clausen: No, light reading. —April ’22. Imogene Lewis: Oh, doesn’t that candy look nice? Fred De Spain: Uh, huh. Let’s look at it awhile. —April '22. Teacher: Mr. Mimnaugh, what is the perfect of love? George: I have loved.” Teacher: Is that entirely in the past? George: No, but—er, I can’t explain it. —October’21. Mr. Hutchins: What can you say of the Medes and Persians? Moe Sax: I never keep track of those minor league teams.” —Spectrum ’12. Kodak . . . Bring your films to Gill’s for expert finishing and pay no more. The J. K. GILL CO. Booksellers, Stationers, Music Dealers Fifth Avenue at Stark Mr. Bittner: Now can you throw that equation into a quadratic? Lowell Patton: I’d rather throw it into the waste basket. —Spectrum ’13. FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE through Life Insurance and Annuities E. W. SILCHER, Associate General Agt. Massachusetts Mutual Life Ins. Co. 514 Corbett Building, Portland, Oregon Blair Holcomb was so terribly fright- ened from playing his part in The Senior that his hair has refused to lie down to this day. —Spectrum '13. HIGHLAND PHARMACY We recommend Marquality Products Radio Sales and Service Department 998-1000 Union Ave. Walnut 1783 « Page one hundred nineteen I could dance on like this forever. Oh, I’m sure you don’t mean it. You’re bound to improve. AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS, THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES There are two differences between the sun and a pancake. The sun rises in the East and goes down in the West, while a pancake rises in the yeast and goes down in the vest. If happiness exists, I’ve found it— A half a mince pie With a boy around it. Miss Kentner: I have went. Is that sentence wrong, Margaret? Margaret McCamey: Yes, ma'am. Miss Kentner: Why is it wrong? Margaret: Because you ain't went yet. Pete: Have you heard the story about the two men? Paul: Nope, tell me. Pete: He, he. Your Nearest Bank . . . We invite you to carry your Savings Account here at the Union Avenue Branch of the United States National Bank. The interest paid will help increase the fund you are build- ing for College or for that start in the business world. Or, if there is any other banking facility you may require, remember that we are at your service. UNION AVENUE BRANCH of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK Union Avenue at Killingsworth Head Office: Broadway and Sixth at Park, Portland Page one hundred twenty � NORTHWESTERN COLLEGE of LAW PORTLAND, OREGON Offers Four Year Course in Profes- sional Law leading to Degree of LL. B. Evening Classes Fall Semester Classes Begin September 14, 1934 Judge J. H. Hendrickson, Dean For Catalog address THE REGISTRAR 331 Pacific Building, Portland, Oregon Employer: ‘How would you like to swap jobs with me, Johnnie? Office Boy: 'All right.'' Employer: And what would you do first? ’ Office Boy: “Fire the office boy.’’ An old lady came out of a half-doze as the train approached a station. Old Lady: Where are we, Bobby? Bobby: I don’t know, Grandma, the conductor just stuck his head outside the door and sneezed. Old Lady: Bobby! Quick! Help me with these things. This is Oskhosh.” AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS, THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Oh, darling, he murmured, I love you so madly. Please say you’ll be mine. I’m not rich like Percival Brown, who has a car, a fine house, and a well-stocked cellar, but I love you and I cannot live without you. Two soft arms stole around his neck. And I love you, too, darling, but — will you introduce me to Mister Brown? Erling Jacobsen: I just knocked my Math final cold. Virginia Leslie: Really? Erling: Yeah — below zero. « Page one hundred twenty-one FROM A FRIEND FROM A JEFFERSON ALUMNUS DR. ARNOLD D. INCHES Dentist 1932 N. Lombard, corner Denver COMPLIMENTS OF THE Carmen Sylvia Russell at Williams CONGRATULATIONS Dr. Edward W. Simmons DR. WESLEY J. SCHIEWE Dentistry 3939 N. E. Union Avenue COMMUNITY PHARMACY Phone Garfield 7213 2940 N. E. Albert at 30th MORGAN BROTHERS Vancouver Ave. and Hancock Street Gas, Oil, Greasing F. W ROSE All kinds of Sheet Metal Work Phone Walnut 5568 CONGRATULATIONS TO . . . Twenty-fifth Anniversary Class A Friend WITH BEST WISHES to the Jefferson Silver Anniversary Graduating Class Wilson-Chambers Mortuary HURLEY’S Jewelers — Opticians 911 S. W. Alder Street M. MILLER SON SHOE STORE Expert Shoe Repairing 731 N. Killingsworth Street GRIGSBY BROS. PAPER BOX CO. 233 N. Clackamas Street. East 4662. The Best is Boxed. L. M. SNOW, O. D. Optometrist and Optician 710 Morgan Building BATES MOTORAMP GARAGE West Park and Taylor DR. WILLIAM E. BRODER Dentist Thirtieth and Alberta COMMUNITY DAIRY Our References: The City Board of Health Telephone University 2991 CHRISTY’S BEAUTY PARLOR Above Fahey-Brockman, Room 555 Telephone Atwater 7893 AUTO REPAIRING AND TOWING Swanson’s Automotive Service Alberta at Thirtieth. Garfield 2507 CONGRATULATIONS Lubliner Florists Beacon 0753 ALL TYPES OF BEAUTY WORK Leliah Louise Salon 209 Selling Building. Beacon 8731 Page one hundred twenty-two • Mr. Jenkins does not believe that the •jirls should wear their hair in a loud ashion. That means no more banqs, girls. —Spectrum, May ‘13. How many apples were eaten by Adam and Eve? We know that Eve 8 1 we know that Adam 8 1 2,- total 893. But Adam 8 14 2 please Eve, and Eve 8 14 2 please Adam; total 89384. Then again Eve 8 1 4 2 4 0 by herself and Adam 8 1 4 2 0 by him- self. Total 8,938,480. —Spectrum ‘13. H. Fitzgibbon in S-5: An eccentric is a round wheel which has its center away from the middle.” —Spectrum, November ‘13. Mr. T.: “Mr. Fitzgibbon, you're always behind in your studies. Fitz: Sure; if I wasn't, I couldn't pur- sue them.” —Spectrum, March '11. Minnie Menefee: 'That’s not your own hair. Alice Warren: ” Tis, too; I bought it with my own money.” —Spectrum, April '11. John Moury: Yes, I was a Live Wire for four terms in my room.” N. Kenin: Oh, you worked your way through school. —Spectrum, October '15. Bessel had just been reading up on death statistics. Do you realize that every time I breathe a man dies? Carl Appelgren: So, then why don’t you use Sen-Sen?” —Spectrum, March 16. F. Killingsworth: I'm qetting terribly independent. You know I didn't accept Bill at the first of the month, and I turned down ‘Gas’ last niqht. —opectrum, April 13. NORTH PACIFIC COLLEGE OF OREGON Schools of Dentistry and Pharmacy DENTISTRy A four-year course of instruction leading to the degree of Doctor of Dental Medicine (D.M.D.) is given to students who present not less than one year of Liberal Arts credits in chemistry, physics, biology and English. The regular pre-medical course is recom- mended. PHARMACY The course of training is four years, leading to the degree of Bachelor of Science (B.S.) in Pharmacy. Students who present Liberal Arts credits in chemistry, physics, biology and English may receive advanced standing. DENTAL AND MEDICAL ASSISTANTS AND HYGIENISTS The training covers one and two-year courses. The annual session begins September 27, 1934 For catalog of information address THE REGISTRAR N. E. Sixth Avenue at Oregon Portland, Oregon Football Player: Yes, it’s my ambition to be a judge some day. She: You are fortunate,- your experience on the bench will be useful then. Son: Yes, I’m a big shot at school now. Pop: Then let me have some better reports from you.” AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Judge: Why are you here? Marian Egbert: Driving to slow. Judge: Too slow? Marion: Yes, you honor. The speed cop caught me. Miss Flegel: Elsie Wilson, name an organ of the body. Elsie: Teeth. Miss Flegel: Teeth? What kind of an organ would the teeth be? Elsie: A mouth organ. What are your daughters studying now? Nothing, replied the father. They have learn’t all about music, painting and lit- erature. All they gotta learn now is not to bother people with it. • Page one hundred twenty-three QUO VADIS? “whither goest thou?” • To succeed in life you must prepare for 1 your future. Modern methods of business and constant improvements in operation creates a demand for skilled employees Congratulations who are capable of advancing with the times. Specialization in business is the keynote of efficiency. and GOOD WISHES to the Machine Reporter Replaces Shorthand JUNE 1934 Graduates of Jefferson The REPORTER gives you more speed in dictation, assures a uniformity of copy, and affords a legible dictation that may be read by anyone, in fact, the REPORTER offers every advantage to both executive and operator. HOLMAN LUTZ, Inc. MACHINE REPORTER Colonial Mortuary 14th and Sandy Blvd. 3rd and Salmon CORPORATION 210 Corbett Building. Atwater 2420 My husband has had indigestion for the past month. Really! I m so sorry. I had no idea you were without a cook. Uncle Sam: I have a little pig and I call him Dillinger. An Old Fran : How come? Uncle Sam: 'Cause I can t keep him in the pen. There’s a boy called John Simpson working here. May I see him. I'm his grand- father. You’re just too late. He’s gone to your funeral. W. W. SHIPLEY CO. Dodge Brothers Motor Cars Dodge Brothers Trucks Plymouth Motor Cars Alder at Sixteenth Broadway 6515 Page one hundred twenty-Four Gladys Gilbert Atwater 5965 Miss Gilbert’s remarkable success in High School Photography is due to . . . Unusual Artistry Careful Work Friendly Service GLADYS GILBERT STUDIO The Friendly Studio 515 Swetland Building Mrs. Andrews: I never go to any toboggan slide, Hubert,- never even saw a toboggan.'' Hubert Bosserman (a trifle nonplussed): That's funny,- I heard pa say something about you going downhill at a furious rate. I have a little pig and I call him ink. Why do you call him ink? Oh, 'cause he runs outta the pen. How is your garden getting along, old man? Well, if the green things coming up are vegetables, it's fine; but if they’re weeds, it's terrible. What ship is it that no woman objects to embark in ? Court-ship. What kind of a worm is that? Bobbie pointed a pudgy finger at a fuzzy something- or-other crawling across the path. That, Tarry instructed, with the superiority of six years over four, is a cat’s pillow’. AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES • Pase one hundred twenty-five Congratulations to . . . Mr. Hopkin Jenkins on his 25th anniversary as Principal of Jefferson High School 1909 — 1934 SHAW SUPPLY CO., Inc. Surgical and Hospital Supplies Phone Garfield 1070 TOURIST CAFE 2313 N. E. UNION ANEVUE E « Stde's Mott Popular Eating Place Plenty Parking Space While you eat have your car serviced at Wolfer's Super Service Special Week-Day and Sunday Dinners Geo. E. Rtce, Mgr. Ralph E. Burton, Attt. Mgr. Congratulations .... Class of May '34 CALEF FURNITURE CO. 718 N. Killingsworth St. When in need of Furniture see us Always your money's worth Mrs. Harrigan (H): An intoxicated judge should not be on the bench. Fritz Heitzhausen (sotto voice): No, he should be under the bench. —Spectrum, June 13. E. Vosper: The older Browning got the better poems he could write on love, kisses, etc. Mr. Smith: Ten years from now we will read some of Ernest s poems. —Spectrum, January ’11. Page one hundred twenty-six � CLARK’S MARKET Groceries — Meats Phone Walnut 6873 4829-33 N. E. Union Avenue Teacher: Now( Miss Knapp, what is money in French?’ F. Knapp: Argent. Teacher: That’s good. Now what gen- der is it? Florence: Feminine,- money talks. —Spectrum, April ’12. Bonny: What is the feeling of high pres- sure that I feel in my head sometimes? Some Flegel: Hot air.” —-Spectrum, May '12. F. Davis: Am I not a little pale? Hendrickson: No,- you’re a big tub.?? —Spectrum, November '13. M. Daniels: Do you like cheese? Alice Green: Oh, I just love it. Why? Mark: Well a fellow called me a big hunk of cheese a while ago. —Spectrum, May ’14. Bob McMurrav’s latest edition (addi- tion) is just out. It is entitled: Blondes I Have Met, at Home and Abroad. —Spectrum, January ’11. Joe Frazer: What’s this junk? Bob Adams: Mock-cherry pie. Joe: This mockery has been over- done. —Spectrum, November 19. Sammy Strohecker: We used to have a dog that would howl when someone played the piano. Happy Hogan: Sure,-1 know some girls that do the same. —Spectrum, February ’16. Hand On His Heart A coach is a fellow who is always willing to lay down your life for his school. Dot Wallace: I've changed my mind.’’ Bill Bert: Fine,- I hope tnis one works. The moths had a party at our house the other night. Moths can’t have parties. Haven't you ever heard of moth-balls. The moths were having a gossip meeting the other night. How could they.- moths don’t talk. They can chew the rag, though. Little Freshie, Jefferson. Four years later. Not so dumb. This is a personal testimony by Mr. Wil- bur Carl, the author of this poem (????). —Spectrum, June ’16. Old Salt: Yes, we have some very fine boats around here. Some can steam twenty knots an hour. Frank Strohecker: I suppose they steam the knots so the sailors can untie them easily. —Spectrum, May ’14. Burglar: If you move, you are a dead man. Dave Faville: You are wrong, my man. If I move it will show that I am alive. You should be more correct in the use of your words. —Spectrum, November '17. Mr. West: Who did you take home in your car last night? Fred West: Why, Harold. Mr. West: You tell Harold that he left his earrings and powder puff in the car. —Spectrum, March '22. Congratulations Twenty-fifth Anniversary Class FISHER’S DRUG STORE 3207 N. William Trinity 5531 CONGRATULATIONS and SUCCESS to our Jefferson friends OL.MQUN Jewelers and Optometrists 316 S. W. Alder, bet. 3rd and 4th Announcing . . . Thelatestinspring and summer col- lections, bringing to you the sports- wear version of the trend in Knitted wearing apparel. THE KNIT TOGGERY New Number 730 S. W. Morrison Between Broadway and Park Street On South Side of Morrison Street E a t SUNFREZE ICE CREAM for vital energy East 6151 Page one hundred twenty-seven Fowei s forAll Occasions BROADWAY NEAR MORRISON PORTLAND, ORE. A little girl went to a toyshop with her father to purchase a doll. 'Now, what sort of a doll would you like, my dear? ' said he, as a large assortment was placed on the counter by the shop man. After some hesitation and much holding of her finger in her mouth, the little miss replied, I think I'll have twins, please.’’ AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES ALBERTA THEATRE ARBITMAN’S 18th and Alberta Streets NEW YORK OUTFITTING CO. Garfield 5519 Ladies' and Men's Ready-to-Wear 15c Before 7:00 P. M. Arrange Your Own Terms 1021 S. W. Washington Bdwy. 5395 Go Up Ahead Mr. Augur: What was there remarkable about the Battle of Lookout? Bob Vaughn: It caused bangs on the brow of a mountain. ELSIE MELVIN’S PLACE OUR HOME COOKING Try Our Chocolate Milk and SANDWICHES Grade A Milk and Cream have no equal in the city Handled by all Convenient hours and service 3909 N. E. Union, corner Failing independent stores MULTNOMAH CREAMERY Walnut 8777 Page one hundred twenty-eight Dewey Larson (when asked by Miss Kentner in E-8 to read his composition): Oh, this is so sudden.'' Miss Kentner: Why, Dewey, what a feminine remark! Dewey (trying to smooth it over): Er— I mean I’ve heard it so often. Miss Kentner: I sympathize with you, Dewey.” —Spectrum, April '19. AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Mr. Homer Bidwell has recently con- ceived a novel idea which doubtless will prove of much value to carpenters. It is a rotary hammer which will drive nails auto- matically. It was recently tried out and the trial proved conclusively that all fish do not live in the sea. —Spectrum, January '19. Mark Daniels: If you won't marry me, I’ll blow my brains out. Alice Green: Goody,- that will be a dandy joke on father. He says you haven't any. —Spectrum, January ‘14. Bobby, do you know you've deliberately broken the eighth commandment by stealing James’ candy? “Well, I thought I might as well break the eighth commandment and have the candy as to break the tenth and only covet it. Younq Man (to jeweler): Will you take back this engagement ring? Jeweler: Doesn’t it suit? Young Man: Yes, but I don’t. DILLEN ROGERS Jeweler and Optician 734 N. Killingsworth Established 1910 We Specialize in Glasses Blessed Lamb Wanted—To adopt baby girl, blind, blue eyes, about nineteen years old. “The Flour Supreme CROWN BEST PATENT (Unbleached) Aged naturally by time and not by bleach- ing. Tested in every way to assure success in baking. CROWN MILLS Portland, Oregon WHITE PALACE BAKERY Just Phone us—Irvington 2722 Your Neighborhood French Pastries and Bread 2249 Williams Avenue Page one hundred twenty-nine After the Movies drop in at Montmartre Broadway and Stark Dancing every night 9:30-1:00 except Sunday Minimum charge after 9:00 P.M., 50c per person Cover charge Saturday, 50c Call Broadway 8293 JAMES CINI COMPANY Importers and Collectors of Antique Jewelry 920 S. W. Washington St. Portland, Oregon Beacon 5912 HARRIET ROACH ART SHOP For highest quality dry goods and hemstitching at prices suitable to the times . . . Try the HARRIET ROACH ART SHOP 5526 N. Albina (Next door to Hudson Theatre) AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE Page one hundred thirty • John Moury is back at Jeff this year taking a little typewriting with qreen ice cream on the side. Poor John! —Spectrum, October '15. John Kennedy spoke thusly to a fair damsel coming in on the train last Sunday. Is this seat engaged, Miss? Modestly she replied: No, but I am. —Spectrum, December 15. Al Goss: Might I ask you for this dance? Frances Morgan: Please do,- j’ve been dying to refuse you all evening. —Spectrum, November ‘22. James Shaver (on a hike): I'm so hun- gry, I could eat tacks. Laird McKenna: Better not; they might show. —Spectrum, March ‘22 Traffic Cop: Come on,- what’s the matter with you? Frank Briggs: I’m well, thanks, but my poor engine is dead. —Spectrum, March '22. Marion Mustee: Learn anything in library? Alice Smith: Yes. I learned to whisper without moving my lips. —Spectrum, March '22. Al Goss (rapping on desk): Order! Order! Ed McClung (waking up): A couple of sinkers and some Java. —Spectrum, June '23. Mr. Elder: ’I’m tempted to give you zero for that exam. Cyril Gloyn: Yield not to temptation. Spectrum, May '23. Miss Sedgwick: What is the difference between capital and labor? Geurtin Carroll: Capital is what you loan and labor is what it takes to get it back. —Spectrum, November '23. S; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES AI Flegel: I didn’t get that.” Mr. Wood: Where was your mistake?’’ Al: In the answer. —October '23. Frank Kenin: Gosh, I smell cabbage burning. B. Smith: Keep your head away from the radiator. —October 23. F. Kenin: Have you heard about the foot? Tom Mahoney: Why, no. F. Kenin: Yes, you have two. -March ’12. Sam Lockwood: Why is there so much electricity in my hair? Vergil Wylie: Because it is attached to a dry cell. —April ’24. Dorothy Sisk: It’s only six o’clock and I told you to come after supper. Wesley Hunner: That’s what I came after. —June ’24. Roy Anderson: We ll be friends to the end. Gus Utter: Lend me a jitney? R. C: That's the end. - 1923. Morrison: So a girl winked at you the other day. What followed? Ralph Staehli: I did, of course, you mutt!’ —March ’11. Fitzgibbon (E-6): ’” Caliope’ is the goddess of the rear end of a circus parade. -May ’11. Bob McMurray: I love to sit in the dining room and watch the kitchen sink.' —November 11. Cornwall: What’s the matter with you? Wiqgins: I ate so much bread last night been loafing around all day. —November ’11. Compliments of WOLFARD MOTOR CO. Downtown west side Ford Dealer Catiin Wolfard, June ’13 Class THIEM’S GROCERY AND MARKET Quality with Service 1938 N. PORTLAND BOULEVARD Phone Walnut 0021 COLLYER T. POTTER General Insurance Atwater 7266 Yeon Building Portland, Oregon PENINSULA FURNITURE CO. “The Friendliest Store in Portland Fred Marlett, Manager 1004 N. Killingsworth St. Walnut 1211 « Page one hundred thirty-one ANDERSON FOOD MARKETS The Best in Quality and Service Let Anderson serve your Grocery needs PORTLAND S INDEPENDENT CASH STORES 5514 N. Albina WA. 2758 1405 N. Shaver (near Interstate) WA. 6291 4947 N. Williams WA. 9131 5433 N. E. 30th Ave. MU. 3029 AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS, THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Film Star: Will you love me when I'm old?’’ Fifth Husband: Don’t be silly, darling, we ll be divorced long before that.” ’’Father, if I saved you fifty cents, would you give me half of it?” Well, I suppose so, son. ”1 saved it for you. You said if I passed in chemistry you’d give me fifty cents, and I didn’t pass.” Tramp: Could I cut your grass for something to eat? Housewife: Yes, help yourself. You’ll find it longer in the back yard. Do you think she’ll be here?” I don’t think. I know. I don’t think you know, either. JONES LUMBER CO. Sam'l From Ox Team to Gasoline Rosenblatt Co. Home of Established 1859 HART SCHAFFNER MARX CLOTHES Atwater 2323 WASHINGTON AT BROADWAY Gayle Nelson: Which is right: I is crazy, or I am crazy. Jesse Day: I am crazy. Gayle Nelson: That’s right. The reason that flaming youth disappeared is that there is no more money to burn Page one hundred thirty-two • Compliments ERNEST'S CONFECTIONERY 5502 N. E. Union Ave. 25 years in this location We celebrate with you, Jefferson Nellie Parker: “Did I ever say anything funny?” Frank Cox: Not that I ever heard.” -December '11. Jimmy Reid: Running for a car?” Ed Simmons: I thought you were too lazy to run like that.” C. MacDonald: Easily explained. Lazi- ness runs in our family. —February '13. FRANK CHEVROLET CO. SALES AND SERVICE UNION AND ALBERTA Mr. Zander: Carol, why are you so far behind in your studies? Carol: So that I may pursue them, Daddy.” Oh, pshaw. I left my watch upstairs. Never mind, it’ll run down. No, it won’t; there’s a winding staircase. Mother: 'Pauline, what were you and Clyde talking about last night? Pauline: We were talking about our kith and kin. Little Brother Fred: Yes, mother, they were talking about their kith and kin. Clyde said, Kin I kith you?’ and Pauline said, You kin . THE DE LUXE ICE CREAM CO. RELIABLE SHOE STORE Extends its most hearty congratulations to the Silver Anniversary Class White is the big thing for Graduation Jefferson High School Mr. Ostrin, Prop. Price $3.50 and up Killingsworth at Borthwick 403 S. W. WASHINGTON STREET Page one hundred thirty-three PFEIFER’S BAKERY 4007 N. Mississippi Ave. at Shaver St. Everything and anything that’s delicious in BAKERY GOODS Walnut 3853 Compliments TEA GARDEN PRODUCTS CO. Portland, Oregon COMPLIMENTS TO . . . TWENTy-THIRD STREET Jefferson 25th Anniversary Class MARKET Dealers in Choice MEATS Poultry, Bacon, Lard, Butter, Eggs The RHODES DRUG STORE 'W Killingsworth at Denver 370 TWENTY-THIRD STREET Walnut 0564 Portland, Oregon Broadway 0959 F. Brandes WALSTROM’S FOOD STORE MOORE'S GROCERY Just phone us—Walnut 0155-2724 262 N. Broadway 8 N. E. Killingsworth St., near Williams (Across from New Shell Station) Your patronage is personally appreciated Your Neighborhood Food Purveyor Groceries and Meats Trinity 7722 Free Delivery AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES Bernard Somers: ' Where is you sister, Marion?” Marion Egbert: Aw, she’s in the house playing a duet. I Finished my part first. Helen Baker: Ouch! I hurt my crazy bone. Viviene Schroeder: Part your hair on the other side and it won’t show. Vivian: I hear you pulled off something big last night. Patricia: What? Vivian: Your shoe. Page one hundred thirty-four B-A-L-D-W-l-N SECRETARIAL SCHOOL Small Group Instruction Develops Individual Efficiency Limited Resistration Platt Building, Park Street, nr. Washington Portland, Oregon Beacon 1531 Shoes for Graduation 533 S. W. BROADWAY, near Alder Phone Beacon 1373 LANE-MILES STANDISH CO. PRINTING The most modern Printing Plant in the Northwest N. W. 19th Ave. and Raleigh Street Portland, Oregon HARRY M. KENIN President Jefferson Class Feb. '16 Candidate for Republican Nomination for CONGRESSMAN KA1FUL «J. KILE BN Manufacturers JUNE, 1934, CLASS PINS PEP KLATAWAS Hl-y PI DELTA CHESS INNESS ART LATIN WINGED PEN STENO USHER CORPS SCIENCE LES GLANEURS SPANISH INTERNATIONAL 410 MAEGLY- TICHNER BUILDING 610 S. W. BROADWAY AT ALDER ST. E. Simmons: I understand that Mr. Scott is working on an experiment. If suc- cessful, he will go down to posterity. —May '12. Miss Gram: Where shall I start in Macbeth?’ Miss Gentry: With that damned spot . —June 12. Preacher: Do you go to church? G. Mace: No, I sleep at home. —April ’12. Charles Laird: ‘I wish you to under- stand that I do not stand on trifles. Helen Ready (glancing at his feet): No, your honor, so I notice. -May '23. Brian Mimnaugh: I passed your house last night. Alice M.: Thanks. —November ’25. Teacher: What became of the swine into whom the devils were cast? Buck Grayson: They made them into deviled ham. —May ’25. Echo Zahl: Did I hear something fall? Bob (timidly): I dropped a remark. —June '13. • Page one hundred thirty-five P I S Quality Groceries A-1 FOOD STORE 3041 N. E. Union, corner of Monroe Trinity 8486 When Hungry, get your Nickel's Worth Jbuy MR. GOOD BAR Tarmochlen Candy Co., Jobbers SHEET MUSIC SERVICE, INC. 618 S. W. Park Ave., Portland, Oregon Maud McCawley, Manager Beacon 0466 Gave It Up Revivalist: My son, when that great day comes, where will we find you,- with the sheep or the goats? Small Boy: Jiggered if I know. Ma, she says I'm her little lamb, and pa calls me the kid, so I guess I’ll have to give it up. Policeman: As soon as I saw you come around the bend, I said to myself, 'Forty-five at least’. Woman Driver: How dare you? It’s this hat that makes me look so old. BUSINESS MEN’S ASSURANCE COMPANY Life, Accident and Health Insurance 548 Morgan Building Portland, Oregon AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES FARMERS AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE Sells a continuous automobile policy—saving you about 40% OLIPHANT BATES INSURANCE AGENCY 933 S. W. Taylor Broadway 5553 ANDRESEN'S BAKERY AND DELICATESSEN, INC. Home Made Pastry, Salads, Cold Meats, Fresh Fruits and Groceries 701 N. Killingsworth Ave., Portland, Ore. Walnut 0663 Page one hundred thirty-six BAKER DRUG CO. Prescriptions, Drugs and Sundries 239 S. W. Third Ave. Portland, Oregon BROADWAY DYERS CLEANERS Union Avenue at Broadway When an Irishman was gazing into the window of a bookstore a sign caught his eye: DICKENS WORKS ALL THIS WEEK FOR ONLY $4.00 He would! exclaimed Pat, in disgust. BATE’S PORTLAND GARAGE Portland's Leading Garage Reese C. Bates, ex-J. H. S. '15 $3ear£on jfuneial Clmttfj Noiseproof and Ventilated Chapel 351 Knott Street, Portland, Oregon Phones: Trinity 3312-2475 Vincent McBride: My idea of a good wife is a woman who can make bread. Dorothy Walker: My idea of a good husband is a man who can raise the dough in the hour of knead . PORTLAND LAUNDRY CO. 1740 S. E. Union Ave. East 1166 Family Washing—Linen Supply—Dry Cleaning For the best . . . Accident Health and Qronf) Insurance See R. L. A L D R I C H 318-319 Lumbermen’s Building • Page one hundred thirty-seven Phone East 1494 Congratulations Class of June, 34 Grand Avc. at Ankeny, Portland, Ore. UNION AVENUE HARDWARE CO. Harold O. Putnam, Proprietor Hardware, Paints, Glass, Electrical Radio and Household Supplies 1188 N. Union Avenue, corner Jessup Walnut 6104 We Thank You, Jefferson Students De Honey's will continue to keep a high standard in both teaching and public dancing. UR 2909 DEHONEYf BALLROOM ... DANCE STUDIO _ t v : i Kin i j j MAMrA i % C. EARL WATKINS DRUGGIST Phone Garfield 1093 Corner Union Avenue and Failing Street Portland, Oregon Will appreciate your patronage SNYDER FURNITURE CO. Everything for Your Home This Ad good for $10.00 on any $100.00 Purchase 1627 N. E. ALBERTA STREET CONGRATULATIONS of the WALNUT PARK THEATRE Union and Alberta Mr. Geller AS YOU READ THE JOKES, READ THE ADS; THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE JOKES When your high school days are o'er, And you’re not with your classmates any more, If you're cross with your wife, And ready to give up your life Try the D L DRUG STORE DENVER AND LOMBARD BROADMOOR PUBLIC GOLF COURSE Bus stops at door 18 Holes — Grass Tees Editor: What’s worrying me is, how to raise money for this paper. Geo. Keep: Put it on the floor, and I’ll raise it. —February 12. Page one hundred thirty-eight CONGRATULATIONS Class of June 1934 Friendliest wishes for continued success! Remember, always you will find Portland s Own Store ready to serve you courteously, efficiently. ▼ - o. “Portlands Ou� h Store The flying instructor, having delivered a lecture on parachute work, concluded: And if it doesn't open well, gentlemen, that’s what is known as jumping to a conclusion. Teacher: Define oyster, Jack. Jack: An oyster is a fish built like a nut. They tell me you are the fellow who invented spaghetti. Is that true? Yes, sir; I'm tne man. How in the world did you get the idea? Why, right out of my noodle. A Scotchman was dininq with friends among whom was a ventriloquist. When the time came to pay the check, everyone was astonished to hear the Scotchman say, 'TII take that. The Scotchman paid the check with a rather dogged expression on his face. The next morning the ventriloquist was found beaten to death with a bagpipe. Helen Axelson: Are you afraid of the big bad wolf? John Betich: Of course not. Helen: Neither were the other little pigs. What’s the difference between a piano, a cigar and your face? I don't know. What is? Well, the piano makes mu-sic, the cigar makes you-sick, and your face makes me-sick. Johnnie, said the teacher in a physiology class, can you give a familiar example of the human body as it adapts itself to changed conditions. Yessum, said Johnnie, 'my aunt gained fifty pounds in a year, and her skin never cracked. • Page one hundred thirty-nine AUTOGRAPHS Page one hundred forty •