Jefferson High School - Spectrum Yearbook (Portland, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 196 of the 1925 volume:

CONTENTS Pane Jefferson .Frontispiece Dedication o o Hopkin Jenkins - - - 4 Senior Section Class Song 5 Graduates 6 A Farewell—Doris Gardner - - - 44 Class Record—Elizabeth Van Way - - - 45 Class Will - - - - - 47 Class Prophecy - 40 The Land of Dreams—Inez Bicrsdorf - - - 62 Literary Section The Spanish Treasure—Kathlene Doyle - - - - 63 Trilogy of Life—Joan Koivalcski - - - 67 The Knarled Oak—Inez Bicrsdorf - - - 68 In Defense of Laziness—Bernard Thielen - • ■ - - 72 Did You?—Lillian Amos - - - - 73 Farewell - - - 74 Let Well Enough Alone—Bernice Morris - - - 74 Editorial Section Time - -- -- -- - 76 Principal’s Report 76 Nature’s Poems—Florence Steele - - - 80 The Master—Elynore Kase - - - - - - 80 Exchanges - 81 School Activities Organization Pictures - - - - 83 School Notes 105 Athletics 111 Humor Hammer and Horn - - - - - - 115 'flic Pedigree 118 The Monthly Specter - - - 127 Cartoon—Bernard Thielen - - H 130 Jokes - - - 131 Advertisements 132 Advertisers’ Index - - - - 176 ¥ O OUR BELOVED PRINCIPAL, MR. JENKINS, AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN OUR GREATEST FRIENDS AND EVER WILL BE. WHO HAVE GIVEN THEMSELVES TO PATIENT GUIDING AND TEACHING AND TOILING THAT WE MIGHT ENJOY THE YEARS SPENT HERE, OUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS, WE, THE JUNE 1925 CLASS OF JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL, DO SINCERELY DEDICATE THIS, OUR CLASS ISSUE OF THE SPECTRUM. JUNE 1 9 2 5 CLASS Hopkin Jenkins June 1925 Class Song Music by John Scott Words by Hanford Post I. For memories that never fade. For hopes and dreams that cannot die, For friendships that these days have made. We love you, dear old Jefferson High. II. For wholesome ways of light and truth. For joys our early days have known. We’ll love you not alone in youth. But always, dear old Jefferson High. Chorus There’s a place in our lives that you ever will hold. Though time with its changes departs; For the treasures you give us are better than gold. We’ll put them away in our hearts. And the ties you have woven will keep us as one. In homage and loyalty due, And when Life’s victory at last we have won. We’ll pay it a tribute, dear high school, to you. Class Motto Today we anchor—tomorrow we sail. Class Colors Sunset and silver. CLASS OFFICERS Cantriix, Simeon President “That combination of a genius, a leader and a good fellow” Park, Clara Vice-President “Of tlieir own merit the modest are dumb ” Budlong, Howard Treasurer “His charm strikes the sight, Hut Ins merit wins the soulc.” Van Way, Elizabeth Secretary “Can there be so fair a creature formed of common clay?” Lawrence, Dennison Sergeant-at-Arms “AH great man arc dying, I don't feel well myself.” 6 VaNETTA, CII ESTER Editor “His words ore bonds, his oaths ore oracles.” Kase, Elynore Associate Editor “Her beauty makes this vault of feasting presence full of light.” Brink, Holden Business Manager “His thoughts and his conduct are his own.” Parsons, Olive Art Editor “Art is power. Montgomery, Thomas Asst. Business Mgr. Hark! The conquering hero comes. 1 1 ■a Amos, Lillian “Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. Ackley, Herbert “A bright, gay youth, whose handsome smile is winning in itself. Anderson, Ethel “She trusts and is content.” Babcock, Elizabeth “That remarkable bashful-ness, which is a cloak That hides and muffles merriment.’’ Baker, Carolyn “Blue are her eyes as fairy flax, Her cheek like the dawn of day.” Babson, Ned “One whom the music of his own tongue Doth ravish like enchanting harmony. Bashaw, Kathryn “Her mind was filled with purest thoughts. S Batdorf, Elizabeth “Speech is silver, silence is golden ” Beckendorf, Howard “For lie teas a jolly good fellotv—that nobody can deny” Baylis, Gladys “Sorrows are not known to this fair lass.” Biersdorf, Inez “Look, then, into thine heart and write. Bird. Dorse “Perseverance conquers. Blyberg, Ralph “A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the best of men.” Bjornson, Arneta sweet, so fair and on the square.” 9 Bf.ack, Annamae “No tranced summer calm is thine.” Black, Clare “It is hard to he as popular as she.” Bonebrake, Donald “A man's a man for a’ that.” Blackburn, Jessie “She needs no eulogy— she speaks for herself.” Boldenweck, William “And what he greatly thought tic nobly dared.” Black, Margaret “A violet by a mossy stone Half hidden from the ... . Blair, Vivian “And her sunny locks Hang on her temples like golden fleece.” 10 Blakely, Kathleen “A favorite utth those who know her—and she has many friends.” Braeger, Irene “Her good disposition is better than gold.” CrAWFORD, WILLIAM “Not a chip off the old block. But the old block itself.” Breckey, Ingerid “ 'Tis pleasantry itself to know her.” Clow, Howard “Large was his bounty and his soul sincere.” Brinkman, Ada “Modesty is a candle to one’s merits.” Brownell, Adah “Elegant as simplicity, warm as ccstacy.” 11 Buckner, Elizabeth “The wildest manners and the bravest heart.” Burke, Vera “A tender heart, a will inflexible.” Bussard, Alice “I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me.” Cowing, Gilbert “ never try to act as funny as I can.” Buxton, Dorothy “For virtue only finds eternal fame.” Dennis, Walter “A loyal, just and upright gentleman.” Buzelle, Marion “A merry comrade true. Elfin, airy-human, too. 12 Byrne, Irma “Fields arc icon by those who believe in winning.'' Dimmick, Martin “Still water runs deep. Byrnes, Mabel “There's a woman like a dewdrop— She is purer than the purest. Calouri, Cathrine “And virtues hath she many, than I with pen have skill to tell. Clark, Margaret “Always ready for a right good time.” Cameron, Mary “A vest pocket edition of concentrated steedness. Labbe, DeVere “Happy art thou as if every day thou hadst picked up a horseshoe Clausen, Alta Plain without pomp, rich without show.” Dunlap, Max “All things by him arc measured just and fair.” Cochran, Jane ‘‘She is so winsome, ain' so wise. She suxivs us all at her will.” Coe, Winnifred “Thoughtless of beauty, she was beauty's self. Coveney, Mary “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” Edstrom, Edward “A good student and a mighty fine fellow.” Cow din, Edith “Forward and frolic glee was there.” 14 Egans, Frank “His capacity is unknown.” Creath, Dorothy “One cannot resist her winning ways.” Crowley, Rose “She’s all my fancy painted her, She’s lovely, she's divine.” Culross, Isabel Let us then be up and doing With a heart for any fate.” Currier, Beulah Just a sw’cct little girl With a pretty little curl.” Curtis, Marie “Continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom.” Eoff, James “His music is the uni-versaI language of mankind.” 15 Danielson, Martha “Patience is a flower that grows not in everyone's garden .” Fenton, Gerald “The honest man does not repent.” Dimick, Helen “Modest is she and of stature small.” Doyle, Kathleen “Too fair to worship, too divine to love.” Dyer, Grace “She loves a good time and is well capable of doing her part toward making one. Fisher, Ralph “Education is the only interest worthy the deep, controlling anxiety of the thoughtful man.” Edgar, Mary “It is good “To lengthen to the last a sunny mood.” 16 Ehrett, Marjorie “Her wit gently upon the spirit lies.” Elliott, Susan “To know her is to lore her. To name her is to praise. Fraley, Orrin “None hut himself can he himself Ellis, Hester “Fortunate are those whose friendship extends to her. Frazier, Wallace “The will to do, the soul to dare. Falting, Mary “How often have we stood perplexed. Not knowing what she xvould do next. Farrington, Margaret “So happy, so pleasant, so guileless 17 Gallegly, Morris “His actions themselves are eloquence.” Fenton, Genevieve “Her lively looks a sprightly mind disclose.” Ferrier, Evangeline “A game and right good girl.” Ferry, Charity Officious, innocent, sincere.” Finch, Lois “Gentle of speech, benefi-cient of mind.” Fitzgerald, Monica Never can heart that feels with me descend to be a slave to care.” Gravelle, Gustaves “Laugh and the world laughs with you. IS Frank, Elizabeth “Why aren’t they all contented like met” Franklin, Dorothy “Ah, the seas of beauty In the deep, deep brown eyes.” Haroldson, Stanley “To be strong is to be happy ' Foye, Frances “That load becomes light which is cheerfully borne.” Hayek, Herbert “Noble, brave and true.” Fritag, Emma She has a gentle yet aspiring mind.” Galasheff, Guyla “From a little spark may burst a mighty flame.” 19 Gallegher, Elizabeth “A pure mind in the aug ust possession.” Hiatt. Lyle “A quiet man is often a great thinker.” Gardner, Doris “A burst of golden sunshine In ivintcr or in springtime ” Gomall, Edna Smiling is contagious.” Goodwin, Susannah “Gay and clever. Good company for all.” Hanning, Hillis “My thoughts today are far away.” Gough, Ruth “Nature has placed nothing so high that virtue cannot reach it.” 20 Graham, Elizabeth Her pathway lies among the stars.” Granum, Beatrice She that has patience may compass anything.” Hull, Donald The ways of youth are varied as the wind.” Granum, Lucille “Diligence is the mistress of success.” Hunter, Lester I hope for better things.” Gray, Frances Untudsting all the chains binding harmony.” Gray, Genevieve She meets love a-smiling, For love is in her heart.” 21 Grii.ley, Dorothy “He scorns his oxen who feels another's WOC.” Hansen, Margaret “True to her color she stands.” Hynd, William “Often in difficulties, never in fear. ’ Hathaway, Helen “Beauty speaks for itself Hays a ny, Flora “They win that laugh.” Lee, James “What should a man he hut merry?' Heinl, Elizabeth “Youth, to whom was given So much of earth, so much of heaven.” H er m an, Loretta “Always so friendly, so smiling, too.” Hill, Alpha “It takes a little foolishness, along with common sense, to make life worth while.” Lehto, Ense “Prompt to duty’s call.” Hirte, Marion “And her ‘yes’ said once to you Shall be yes forevermore.” Hochfeld, Helen “Why worry?” Hollifer, Mable “Benign, courteous and meek With words well devised.” Lepley, Wade “Wise to resolve ami patient to perform.” 23 Livesly, Phillip “Not aw’d to duty by superior sway.” Holbrook, Jane “As lovely as rain On cherry blossoms.” Horsfeldt, Alma “His work is best who strives the hardest.” Hubbard, Barbara “I am the master of my fate.” Huff, Ruth For what I will, I will, and there an end.” Hunt, Evelyn “We all like her—we can not help it.” Loftquist, Carl “He is truly great that is little to himself.” 24 to to Huntington, Mary True as the needle the pole or the dial the sun .” Longswqrth, Clark “His u'ords precede his thoughts.” Husted, Janet “To sec her is to love but her forever.” Jackson, Eugenia “Thy modesty's a candle to thy merit.” James, Emma “A smile is worth a dozen groans.” McCutchan, Everett “Underneath all his foolishness is real worth. Jensen, Ruth “She was fair, exceedingly fair to behold.” 25 JOHANNSEN, BERNICE “A true friend is forever a friend.” Johnson, Eleanor “No one reaches a high position xeitliout daring.’’ McGraw, Lowell “The force of his own merit makes his way.” Johnson, Dorothy “Those who know thee, know all words are faint.” McKeel, Lesley “Knowledge comes—wisdom lingers.” Jones, Gladys “It’s nice to be natural when you are naturally nice.” Jorgensen, Alga “She’s a girl who docs her men thinking.” 26 Joyce, Margaret “Simplicity in manner hath an enchanting effect McMillan, Harlan “The greatest truths arc the simplest And so are the greatest 99 Klingbeil, Martha “She has puzzled me . 99 Knutsen, Mildred “Silence is more eloquent than ivords Miller, Donald “His heart is in his deeds.” Kowaleski, Joan “She has a voice of glad ness and a smile. Layton, Nell “I’ faith. Old Care, you and I lei!I never agree. Lemmon, Phyllis “A mind at peace, a Icve that's pure. Leppert. Ruth And gently comes the world to those who are cast in gentle mold.” Leyland, Nellie “Serene and resolute and still.” Morrison, Robert “Discretion is the better part of valor.” Linstedt, Ruth “A little learning is a dangerous thing.” Lockhardt, Beatrice “Build on, and make thy castle fair and high.” Nelson, Frederick “A name far sounded among men of noble purpose.” 28 Look, Marion “To know her is to love her. And she is well known. Newbegin, Wade “All great men have been boys.” Loomis, Gwendolyn “And the thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts.” McBain, Mildred “Bluebirds—and blue McGee, Lorene “A merry heart does good, More good than medicine.” Niemi, George “Measures, not men, have always been my mark.” McClain, Othal “May bliss be aye thy heart’s partaker.” 29 Ordeman, Tom “There is a strength in his optimism. McLeod, Sarah “Rare is the agreement between beauty ami wit.” Meldrum, Doris “Some say dramatic ability comes with experience.” Meyers, Dorothy “Dimples play at hide and seek On her apple blossom cheek.” Monks, Aileen “A little maid too bright and fair. Too strangely lovely for surprise.” Parks, Frederick “Deeds, not words.” Mooney, Anna “Smile and the 'world is weak before thee.” 30 Morgan, Mary “The mildest manner and the gentlest heart.” Parker, Clarence “The world knows nothing of its greatest men.” Morris, Bernice “Merry as the day is long.” Morrison, Lucille “So delicate almost a breath would break. Nelson, Anita “By her life alone the better way teas shone.” Pederson, Harry “To duty ever faithful.” Neer, Thelma “Her cheek all rosy with the beam of youth.” 31 Oliver, Dora Sensitive, stvift to resent, but as sinft in atoning for error.” Olsen, Marion “A modest little girl, with a sweet and cheery smile.” Post, Hanford “The trouble is small, the fun is great.” Pesola, Vivian “And I would that my tongue could utter the thoughts that arise in me.” Phillips, Eleanor “Her very frowns arc fairer far Than smiles of other maidens are.” Pratt, Carol “Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.” Plinkiewisch, Helen “The word impossible is not in her dictionary.” 32 Poirier, Pauline “The clear conscience is a boon to happiness.” Robertson, Clifford “Come, let us be not so serious.” Potter, Hazel “Blessed with that charm, that certainty to please.” Puckett. Gwendolyn “More precious than rubies.” Pye, Myrtle “There is likewise a reward for faithful silence.” Rockstad, Clarence “For his fun hath no limits.” 33 Redhead, Elizabeth “Music hath charms.” Rutherford, Frances I am a woman, when I thinkt I must speak.” Reinoehl, Floyd He who serveth quietly, serveth best. Reed, Genevieve Zealous, yet modest, innocent, though free.” Roberts, Christine Tact is the knack of keeking quiet at the right time. Rowe, Ellen A good word and a smile for everyone. Roberts, Kenneth Though he be merry, yet withal he's honest. Russell, Hermenia There’s a garden in her face Where roses and white lillies grow. 31 Schlaf, Fern “She's just that which is sweetest ’ Rudd. Ronald ’Twas only when off the stage that he was acting.” Searing, Elayne There's not a joy in all _ the world You will not find within her.” Sharkey, Dorothy Good words cost nothing, hut are worth much ' Senmick, Peter I profess an ignorance of hole a woman's heart is Shepard, Nellie She is pretty to zealk with And witty to talk with.” Shold, Lilly He thinks deepest who speaks little. 35 Scott, John uA little mirth, a little genius—and all arc his audience.” SINGLETON, NETTIE “Well then! I now do plainly sec This busy world and I shall ne’er agree.” Slusher, Margaret Lee “The sky alone is her limit.”. Smith, Dorothy A. fTis the mind that makes the body rich.” Smith, Pauline Brave, whole-souled and true.” Sc hade, George “Handsome is as handsome docs.” Solberg, Nona Virtue is its ozvn eulogy.” 36 Stark, Rose “Never unprepared.’' Steele, Florence “When you do dance. I wish that you might ever do nothing but that.’’ Shaman, David “Worthiness is judged by effort. Stewart, Elizabeth “Ah, so gently firm and sweet.” Stewart, Isabell “There are no dreary days in her presence. Strayer, Loisel Her loveliness I never knew until she smiled on me.” Shaw, Lawrence “He will lead you into gaiety’ While Care dies in the Past.” 37 Taylor, Mary “Some say thy fault is youth.” Short, Paul “None but himself can be his parallel.” Tuerck, Mathilde “Resolute, calm and self-possessed.” Twigger, Janet “Nothing is more rare than true good nature.” Upson, Kathryn “She has just as much fun as she has good sense.” Thompson, Esther “Sober, steadfast and demure.” Wachsmuth, Margaret “A model of beauty and virtue.” 3S Soule, Harold “Worry and I never met. Wallace, Naomi Faithful, gentle and good Wearing the rose of womanhood.” Walters, Irma Too lovely, too fair, to question the presence of the divine Sykes, Lauren He has moved a little nearer To the master of all music.” Webb, Margaret Fairest and best adorned is she Whose clothing is humility.” Webster, Dorothy So like a ray of joy. Of happy pleasantness.” Strand, I Iarold The charm of a fine man ncr.” S3 39 WEDEM EYKR, I ON E “Diligence is the mother of good fortune.’’ Taylor, Russell “My heart is as true as steel. West. Margaret “Nay. my lady, look not at me. Thine eves arc dangerous.” Thielen, Bernard “A blush is the color of virtue.” Wescott, Bernice “Even virtue is fairer when it af t ears in a beautiful person.” Wharton, Leon “Her business is her own.” Tilzer, Alfred “Curses on my fatal beauty.’’ 4 0 Whitney, Carolyn “Of all the arts, thy music is the art to inspire to things above. Wilde, Neva “The mystery of midnight in her eyes. Williams, Scott “Some are good, but others do exceed Thompson, Helen “Would that there were more like you ' Wilson, Alice “A plain girl beloved by all” Willi son, Clifford Genius is the capacity for avoiding hard work. Winters, Carolyn The dimple that thy chin contains Hath beauty in its round.” 41 Woerner, Ellen “When she passed it teas like the ceasing of exquisite music ’ Woodruff, Gerald “There is no hurry. No time for worry.” Womack, Rhodella “She moves a goddess. And she looks a queen.” U N DERWOOD, M ALCOLM “He believes in being silent or saying something better than silence.” Woodward, Helen “Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.” Young, Florence It pays to be happy.” Yoho, John “But he, while his com-panion slept, was toiling upward in the night.” 42 Simmonds, Maurice “I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course.” Young, Judith “So good that all can bu admire Bow ness, Frances “On bokes for to read I me dclytc.” Lucas, Harold “Thou hast the patience and the faith of a saint.’' Forsloff, Anna “Make me thy lyre, even as the forest is.” O’Brien, Geraldine “A loving nature is the gift of gods.” Hall, Harold Schriver, George “Earnest and striving, he “It is ahvays time.” will win.” 43 The Spectrum June, 1925 A Farewell Doris Gardner Old School, the years we’ve spent with you, We never can forget; Years, which have flown so swiftly by, That flight, we do regret. Four happy years we’ve grown with you, From freshies did we thrive, Till now we stand before you, Jeff, Your class—June ’25 ! We’ve learned to make our standards firm, True spirits to restore; We hope to make you proud of us, Before we leave your door. Our ships are ready at the wharf, Old Jeff, we’ll always hail. We bid good-bye, and wave farewell, For tomorrow we will sail. 44 June, 1925 The Spectrum Class Record Fall, 1924 Organization Day—September 24, 1924. At last after three long years, the June 25 Class became the Senior Class at Jefferson High School. We met after school in the auditorium and elected our Class officers, who are Simeon Cantril, president; Clara Park, vice-president ; Howard Budlong, treasurer; Elizabeth Van Way, secretary; and Denison Lawrence, sergeant-at-arms. Congratulation Day—October 21, 1924. We wore our new pins with our colors of sunset and silver, and were congratulated by the January Class of 1925. Our Motto—October 23, 1924. For our Class motto we chose “Today we anchor—tomorrow we sail”. Our First Dance—October 24, 1921. Our Get-Together Party was very successful. We all had such a good time that we left feeling we knew each other ever so much better than before. Our First Movie—November 10, 1924. “His Last Race”, with an all-star cast, was the movie we gave. Gault Patton, accompanied by Lauren Sykes, sang pirate songs during the intermission. Spring, 1925 Spectrum Staff—February 3, 1923. At the very beginning of our last term, we elected Chester Vanetta Editor of our Class Spectrum and Ely-nore Kase Assistant Editor. We were beginning our Spectrum work early so that we might have as fine an issue as possible. Numerals—February 7, 1923. We changed the lettering on the lawn from J-A-N 25 to J-U-N-E 25. Selection of the Class Flay—February 23, 1923. We selected Booth Tarkington's “Seventeen , for our Class play. 45 The Spectrum June, 1925 Freshmen Reception—March 6, 1925. We helped receive the Freshmen and their parents at the school. The Glee Club gave a very pleasant concert and certain members of the faculty and student body gave speeches on the different phases of school life. Congratulation Day—March 11, 1925. As the January, 1925, Class had congratulated 11s the term before, we in turn congratulated the January, 1926. Class. Class Movie—March 2j, 1925. For our second movie we gave “The Fighting American”. Pat O’Malley and Mary Astor had the leading parts and were supported by a very good cast. Class Song—April 16, 1925. The following members of the Class offered songs: Clare Black, John Scott, and Lauren Sykes. Each song was so very good that it was hard to decide which one we liked best. We finally chose John Scott’s, however, the words of which were written by Hanford Post. Class Play—April ij, 18, and 20, 1925. We gave our Class Play, “Seventeen”, four times. The cast was well selected and coached, and the play was said to be one of the best ever given at Jefferson. June-Jan nary Party—April 24, 1925. We entertained the January ’26 Class with a dance, which everyone seemed to enjoy. Senior Assembly—June 1, 1925. The joy of giving the program of the Senior Assembly was somewhat dimmed by the realization that it was our last assembly. Commencement—June 5, 1925. Commencement! We leave dear old Jefferson, with all its memories, and turn to a new place in life. May our future years contain at least a half of the joy we have left behind. Senior Prom—June 8, 1925. Our last Class party—and we part—to meet again soon —we hope. 46 June, 1925 The Spectrum The Class Will of June ’25 We, the members of the June Class of 1925, realizing the uncertainty of this life and being about to depart for the un known, do hereby subscribe the foregoing and ensuing instrument, consisting of as many pages as the Editor will permit, beside this page, as our last will and testament, and being of sound body, mind and spirit, do hereby devise and bequeath the following: To Mr. Jenkins, our deepest and sincerest gratitude for his help and guidance during our four years at Jefferson. To the faculty, our sympathy for having the January 26 Class to carry through. To Miss Greathouse, our profoundest admiration and a vote of thanks for the success she made of our Class Play. To the January ’26 Class our austere and learned manner which we feel they lack at present. Also the following celebrities of said class do hereby bequeath, individually, certain excessive characteristics which they possess: I, Simeon Cantril, will my perfection in the management of a graduating class to my esteemed successor, Chuck Laird. I, Holden Brink, have condescended to leave my dignity to my little brother Junior. I, Margaret Clark, after due consideration, bequeath my wardrobe of red dresses to anyone who thinks they can look as well in them as I do. We, Margaret Lee Slusher and Elynore Kase, will our silhouette figures to Genevive Hanson. I, E. B. McCutchan, will my “way with the women ’ to Frank Minnaugh. I, Larry Shaw, leave my feminine air to Junior Staples. I, Bill Boldenweck, acting under no outside influence, leave the Live Wire office to Donald Geisy. I, Morris Gallagley (himself ), leave my supple figure to my little brother. I, Bill Hynd, leave my pantomiming ability, inherited from brother Bob, to George Schroeder. I, Clara Park, leave my dodging ability to some debater. I, Tom Ordeman, leave my talent in writing essays to Melvin Kelly. I, Fred Nelson, will my weekly visits to Scappoose to David Bloom. We, Ralph Fisher and Ellen Woerner. bequeath our respective gavels and great dignity to the future presidents of our respective associations. 47 The Spectrum June, 1925 I, Ellen Rowe, leave my Latin pronunciation to the Freshmen. I, Marian Ilirte, bequeath my “Pepsodent-tooth-paste-smile” to my tormentor and “envier”, Mr. Johnston. I, George Schade, will my heavy feet to Miss Greathouse to do with them as she sees fit. I, Susanna Goodwin, will my surplus weight to Helen Doyle. I, Lowell McGraw, leave my bashfulness in O. E. to Billy Minsinger. I, Ed Edstrom, leave my mathematician complex to Edward Venewitz. I, Wade Newbegin, will my business-like air to Howard Van Nice. I, Ned Babson, will my genius at harping the flute to my little brother. I. “Hod” Budlong, leave my high musical voice to Melvin Kelly. I, James Eoff, leave my marvelous pitching ability to Walter Johnson. I, Doris Gardner, leave my well-thumbed Spanish Dictionary to the next over-worked Secretary of the Spanish Club. I, Bernice Morris, will my reputation as a Physicist to the next girl who “doesn’t quite understand”. I, Tom Montgomery, will my “pa”-ing ways to Brian Mimnaugh. I, Beulah Currier, will my long hair to anyone who has enough hairpins to manage it. I, Wallace Frazier, will my “skin you love to touch” to Leroy Hall. I. Elayne Searing, leave my ability as a janitress to Tom and Mac. I, Ronald Rudd, leave my management of the school to anyone who is conceited enough to think they can get away with it. I, Kathleen Doyle, leave my “Grecian boy” type of beauty to my sister Helen. I, Elizabeth Gallagher, will my quiet voice to Neva Elliot. I, Vivian Blair, have decided to keep my curly auburn hair. I, Ralph Blyberg, leave my ability of adding “meat, salad and ice cream” to the cafeteria. I, Jane Cochran, will my tennis perfection to Dot Shapiro. I, Marion Look, have decided to keep my baby talk and leave my curls to Harold Fuller. 48 June, 1925 The Spectrum I, Rose Crowley, will my Billy O’Donnell to Margaret Muncy. I, Dorothy Franklin, leave my handkerchiefs to the boys. I, Isa Bell Stewart, will my ability to fox-trot to Marjorie Hershce. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we, the undersigned, do hereby subscribe our names to this, our last will and testament, this fifty day of June, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-fire. Witness our seals and signatures. Doris Meldrum, Carol Pratt. Who’s Who of the June 1925 Class in 1940 Ackley, Herbert Ambassador to Spain, who has won renown in diplomatic circles. Amos, Lillian A capable business woman. President of “The Women’s Stenographic Association.” Anderson, Ethel Head of the hosiery department of Charles Berg’s establishment. Babcock, Betty A popular and understanding guardian for the Girl Reserves of Portland. Babson, Ned Flute soloist in Sousa’s Band. Baker, Carolyn The talented leading lady in a drama that has been playing for several seasons on Broadway. Bashaw, Kathryn French interpreter for a group of ladies’ shops in New York. Batdorf, Elizabeth A missionary to the far regions of China. Baylis, Gladys Proprietress of a charming kindergarten attended by scores of Portland’s little folk. Beckendorf, Howard Leading man in “Abie’s Irish Rose.” 49 The Spectrum June, 1925 Bergman, Lucille Noted prima donna with the Chicago Grand Opera Company. Biersdorf, Inez Writer of fascinating detective stories. Bird, Dorse Head of the information department of the Portland Telephone Company. Bjornsen, Arnetta Confidential secretary in the Hunter brokerage office. Black, Annamae A reporter for the New York Times. Black, Clare One of our very best composers of piano music. Her marches enjoy an especially wide popularity. Black, Margaret Splendid accompanist for violinist, Dorothy Sharkey, with whom she is making a concert tour of the world. Blackburn, Jessie Professor of mathematics at Reed College. Blair, Vivian Hostess of Portland’s foremost hotel. Blakely, Kathleen Illustrator for magazines and novels. Also clever sketcher of faces. Blyberg, Ralph Driver for the Black and White Taxicab Company. Boldenweck, Wi lli am Cashier of the First National Bank of Portland. Bonebrake, Donald A chemist who has made several valuable discoveries. Bow ness, Frances Holder of the golf championship for the Pacific Northwest. Braecer, Irene Proprietress of a beauty shop. Breckey, Ingerid Owner of a florist shop, in which she obtains beautiful decorative results with her flowers. Brink, Holden Political boss in New York. Brinkman, Ada German interpreter for several importing companies in Chicago. Brow n , Margaret Silk manufacturer in Shanghai. . 0 June, 1925 The Spectrum Brownell, Adah Violin soloist in the New York Symphony Orchestra. Budlong, Howard President of the First National Bank of Portland. Buckner, Elizabeth A dealer in clever antique furniture. Burke, Vera Marcellist in “Braeger’s Beauty Shoppe ’ Bussard, Alice Traveling saleswoman for Real Silk Hosiery. Buxton, Dorothy Head of the reference department of Portland’s Central Library, where she gives sympathetic aid to all students who come to her. Buzelle, Marian The first woman Secretatry of the Treasury. Byrne, Irma May Secretary to U. S. Vice-President. Byrnes, Mabel Teacher of automobile driving. Calouri, Catherine Head of the Latin department at Reed College. Cantril, Simeon The best surgeon in the Northwest—a graduate of Dartmouth. Cameron, Mary Well known music teacher in Seattle. Clark, Margaret Window decorator for “The White House” in San Francisco. Clausen, Alta Matron of Children’s Home in Eugene. Clow, Howard Stanford’s famous football coach. Cochran, Jane World’s champion tennis player. Coe, Wi n nifred Screen star; now with “Famous Players.” Coulter, Hazel Manager of the household goods department of Lip-man, Wolfe Co. Coveny, Mary Private secretary to the Mayor of Portland. Cowden, Edith Grammar school teacher at Punahou College in Honolulu. 51 The Spectrum June, 1925 Cowing, Gilbert Manager of a branch house of Waverley Oil Co. Crawford, William Movie director in Hollywood. Creath, Dorothy Wife of the American Consul to China. Culross, Isabel Physical education instructor at U. of O. Currier, Beulah Chief stewardess on board the Leviathan. Crowley, Rose “Miss Portland,” elected by an overwhelming majority over her opponents. Curtis, Marie Head of the sewing department at O. A. C. Danielson, Martha Proprietress of a lace shop in Vancouver, B. C. Dennis, Walter Aerial forest ranger in “Hood’s Canal” district. Dimick, Helen Swimming instructor at the Portland Natatorium. Dimmick, Martin City manager of Dayton, Ohio. Doyle, Kathleen Popular young society matron. Dunlap, Max Successor to the “Flying Finn.” Dyer, Grace Head artist on the “College Humor” staff. Edgar, Mary Religious settlement worker in Pittsburgh. Edstrom, Edward First lieutenant in the U. S. Army, graduate of West Point. Egans, Frank Mathematics professor in Yale University in China. Eiirett, Marjorie An actress, now playing with Carolyn Baker in New York. Elliott, Susan Doing a sideline of Spanish dancing with Pavlowa. Ellis, Hester English teacher in China. Eoff, James Star pitcher at the Olympic Games. Farrington, Margaret Dean of women at the U. of O. 52 June, 1925 The Spectrum Falting, Mary Eminent authority on Greek and Roman myths. Fenton, Genevieve Happy and capable housewife. Fenton, Gerald Noted cornetist with Sousa's Band. Ferr 1 er, Evangeli ne Wife of a forest ranger. Finch, Lois Head of the English department at J. H. S. Ferry, Charity Head nurse at the Good Samaritan Hospital. Fitzgerald, Monica Pianist for Remick’s Song Shop. Forsloff, Anna Miss Wey’s successor at J. H. S. Foye, Frances Governor of the San Francisco branch of the U. S. Federal Reserve Bank. Fraley, Orrin Salesman for the Gruen W atch Co. Frank, Elizabeth Authority on economics, and author of several textbooks on that subject. Freitag, Emma Wife of a well-to-do farmer in Eastern Oregon. Frazier, Wallace Agent for Franklin cars in Portland. Galeshf.ff, Guyla Dancer in Ziegfeld Follies. GaLLAG H ER, E LIZA B ET11 Biology professor, working with Dr. Briggs. Gallegly, Morris Humorous radio lecturer. Gardner, Doris Author of beautiful nature poems. Goodwin, Susannah A most smooth and potent leading lady in the new musical comedy, “Get the Point?” Gomall, Edna Somebody's wife. Gough, Ruth Nurse at St. Vincent’s Hospital. Gossett, Fern Assistant in a photographer’s office. Graham, Elizabeth Walking advertisement for hair tonics. 53 The Spectrum June, 1925 Granum, Beatrice Author of several books of X word puzzle synonyms. Granum, Lucille Scenario writer for Lasky Co. Gravelle, Gustavus Ticket collector for “Barnum and Bailey Circus.” Gray, Frances Companion for an old lady with millions. Grey, Genevieve Forecaster of latest hair styles. Grilly, Dorothy Director of a girls’ summer camp. Hall, Harold Seller of reducing remedies. Hanning, Hillis Auto racer and holder of many trophies. Haroldson, Stanley Lieutenant (junior grade) of the U. S. Navy, graduate of Annapolis. Hansen, Margaret General editor of the new American Dictionary. Hayek, Herbert Fire chief of Scappoose. II ays a ny, Flora Owner of an orange grove in California. Heinl, Elizabeth Social worker in Grants Pass, graduate of O. A. C. Herman, Loretta Missionary to India. Hathaway, Helen Dancer in Ziegfeld Follies. Hiatt, Lyle A chemist doing research work in Atlantic City. Hill, Alpha History teacher in a Des Moines (Iowa) High School. Hirte, Marian Stenographer in the Camas Paper Mills office. Hochfeld, Helen Matron in the Albertina Kerr Nursery. Horsfeld, Alma Teacher in Vancouver High. Holbrook, Jane Prominent young matron in Washington, D. C. Holifer, Mabel Public stenographer in Blackstone Hotel in Chicago. Hubbard, Barbara Governess for Paulina Longworth. 54 June, 1925 The Spectrum Huff, Ruth Leader in Dorothy Grilley’s summer camp. Hull, Donald Trigonometry professor at Yale. Huntington, Mary Wife of one of our foremost artists. Hunt, Evelyn Agent for Ford cars in Walla Walla, Washington. Hunter, Lester Prominent Wall Street broker. Husted, Janet Clever monologist on Keith's circuit in the East. Hynd, William Head of the credit department for Monopole Wholesale Co. Jackson, Eugenia Author of a book on letter writing. James, Emma Teacher of English in Italy. Jensen, Ruth Owner of a shop dealing in Oriental goods. Johannsen, Anita Designer of artistic and harmonious picture frames in an art shop in Los Angeles. Johnson, Eleanor Spanish teacher in Germany. Johnson, Dorothy Manager of a cat and dog hospital. Jessex, Helen Gym instructor in Pasadena High School. Jones, Gladys Designer of women’s sport dresses. J ORC. ENSE N, A LG A Assistant in the Baylis Kindergarten. Joyce, Margaret Clerk in a large book store in Portland, Maine. Kase, Elynore Author of thrilling love stories and poems, who spends much of her time in Europe. Knudson, Mildred Wife of a prominent Oregon State Senator. K 1.1 ngbiel. Martiia Typist in the office of the Bethlehem Steel Corporation in New York. Kovvaleski, Joan Nurse in Rochester (Minn.) under the Mayo Bros. 55 The Spectrum JuilC, IQ2$ Labre, De Vere Guide in Yellowstone Park. Lawrence, Dennison A first lieutenant in the U. S. Army, a graduate of West Point. Layton, Nell Exj ert chocolate dipper for the Salt Lake Chocolate Co. Lemmon, Phyllis Author of fairy stories for small children. Lee, James Comedian on Orpheum circuit. Lehto, Ense Basketball coach at the University of Washington. Lepley, Wade Well known writer of informal essays. Leppert, Ruth Owner of a large bathing suit knitting mills at Atlanta, Georgia. LeylanD, Nellie Clerk in a confectionery shop in Denver, Colo. Lindstead, Ruth Private secretary to the President of the United States. Livesley, Phillip Attorney, with a well known law firm in Seattle. Longsworth, Clark Dealer in electric goods. Loftquist, Carl Inventor of several useful mechanical devices. Look, Marion Proprietress of a charming tea room in Hollywood. Lucas, Harold Ticket seller at Coney Island. Loomis, Gwendolyn Head of a bill collecting agency. Lockhardt, Beatrice Leading lady in a stock company now playing in Portland. McBain, Mildred Hair dresser for famous screen stars. McClain, Othal Teacher of a country school near Scappoose. McCutcheon , Everett Criminal lawyer of remarkable ability; always saves his man. McGee, Lorene Manicurist in “Braeger’s Beauty Shoppe.” 56 June, 1925 The Spectrum McGraw, Lowell A noted entymologist who has solved the boll weevil problem for the South. McLeod, Sarah Owner of a Buick garage in Spokane. McMillan, Harlan Floorwalker in Woolworth’s. Meldrum, Doris Principal of a girls’ finishing school in Boston. Meyers, Dorothy Well known playwright. Miller, Clifford Donald Owner of the Portland Baseball Club. Mon ks, Aileen Wife of premier of France. Montgomery, Thomas Speaker of the House of Representatives. Mooney, Anna Owner of a distinctive gift shop in Portland. Morgan, Mary Head stenographer for the Library of Congress. Morris, Bernice Vocalist on Elwyn circuit. Morrison, Lucile Physical director for the University of Michigan. Morrison, Robert Consulting architect for U. S. Government buildings. Neer, Thelma Actress who takes ingenue parts most excellently. Nelson, Frederick Operator of elevator in Washington Monument. Nelson, Anita Missionary to Samoan Islands. Niemi, George Revenue officer in Blue Ridge Mountains. Newbegin, Wade President of R. M. Wade Co., dealers in farm implements. O’Brien, Geraldine Designer of coiffeurs for actresses. Oliver, Dora Very efficient court reporter for the Journal.” Ordeman, Tom Cartoonist for New York Times. Olsen, Marion Dean of Wellesley College. 57 The Spectrum June, 1925 Park, Clara Modiste, known as Mme. Clara. Parks, Frederick Head engineer for the upkeep of the Panama Canal. Parker, Clarence Football coach at O. A. C. Parsons, Olive Portrait painter for the nobility of Czecho-Slovakia. Pesola, Vivian Editor “Arts and Decorations ' Plinkiewisch, Helen Automobile mechanic. Poirier, Pauline Wife of prosperous California orange grower. Phillips, Eleanor Book reviewer for New York “World Post, Hanford Female impersonator, successor to Julian Eltinge. Potter, Hazel Fastest typist in the United States. Instructs at several Chicago business colleges. Pratt, Carol Corporation lawyer of note. Puckett, Gwendolyn Noted teacher of ballroom dancing. Pye, Myrtle Wife of rector of “The Little Church Around the Corner.” Pederson, Harry Real estate dealer in Longview, Washington. Reed, Genevieve Society editor for the San Francisco “Chronicle.” Redhead, Elizabeth Very popular concert singer, now touring the world. Reinoehl, Floyd Strong man in “Barnum and Bailey’s Circus.” Roberts, Christine Great tragedienne. Roberts, Kenneth Cabinetmaker of remarkable skill. Robertson, Clifford Sprinter representing the U. S. at Olympic Games. Rockstad, Clarence Manager of New York Giants. Rowe, Ellen Society matron of Scappoose. 58 June, 1925 The Spectrum Rudd. Ronald Owner of men’s furnishing store and author of Rook of Etiquette. RUT11ERFC)RD, FR A NCES Chief dietician for the Ford Hospital. Russel, Hermenia Designer of fancy dress costumes. Sc hade, George Successful physician and surgeon. Schlaf, Fern Designer of distinctive jewelry. Sen mick, Peter Manufacturer of chocolate candies. Scott, John Director of Portland’s most popular jazz orchestra. Searing, Elayne Play critic for “Life.” Shaman, David Head statistician for the Department of the Interior. Sharkey, Dorothy Talented violinist who is now touring the world. Shaw, Lawrence Character man in the movies. Shepard, Nellie Designer for Callot. Siiold, Lillie Professor of Spanish at Columbia University. Short. Paul Buick salesman for McLeod Auto Co. S11 river, George Adjuster for ladies’ ready-to-wear department at Marshall Field’s. Simmonds, Maurice World’s champion long distance runner. Singleton, Nettie Director of community house in the Ghetto. Slusher, Margaret Lee Writer of fascinating stories and clever articles ; is visiting Elynore Kase in Italy at present. Smith, Dorothy Editor Chicago “Tribune.” Smith, Pauline Public stenographer on board the Aquitania. Solberg, Nona Chief accountant of the U. S. Claims Department. ; 9 The Spectrum June, 1925 Soule, Harold Census taker in Alaska. Stark, Rose Principal of Ainsworth Grammar School. Steele, Florence Dancer in Denishawn troupe. Stewart, Isa Bell Very artistic interior decorator. Strand, Harold Well-to-do Wall Street banker. Strayer, Loisel Chaperon for iris touring Europe. Sykes, Lauren Director of Portland’s Symphony Orchestra. Taylor, Mary Editor of L’Ulustration. Taylor, Russel Director of the Dutch botannical gardens in Java. Thielen, Bernard Editor of “College Humor.” Thompson, Esther Designer of Georgette hats. Tuerck, Mathilde Manager of a hairdressing establishment. TWIGGER, JA N N ETTE First woman minister to France. Underwood, Malcom Cattle raiser in Texas. Upson, Mathryn Editor of “Child Life.” VAN ETTA, CII ESTER Author of two widely used high school textbooks on chemistry; now doing research work for the General Electric Company. Van Way, Elizabeth Wife of the ambassador to the court of St. James. Wachsmuth, Margaret Wife of a noted artist, who uses her as his only model. Wallace, Naomi Newspaper reporter for the “Oregonian.” Walters, Irma English teacher in a Spanish high school in Madrid. Webb, Margaret Paris representative for “Vogue.” 60 June, 1925 The Spectrum WEBSTER, DOROT H Y Horticulturist and landscape gardener of much prominence. WEDEMEYER, IONE Famous essayist and vocalist. Wescott, Bern ice Social secretary to Abbie Rockefeller. West, Margaret Wife of a United States Senator from California. Wharton, Leon Assistant in the Fruit and Flower Mission. Whitney, Carolyn Violinist in Portland’s Symphony Orchestra. Wild, Neva Author of a bulletin, “Housekeeping on a Small Income.” Williams, Scott Professor of art at the U. of O. Willison, Clifford President of a New York bond house. Wilson, Alice Owner of a sugar plantation in Cuba. Wilson, Frances Foreign correspondent for the London “Spectator.” Wilson, Richard Designer of fine furniture. Winters, Carolyn Organist for the Liberty Theatre. Woerner, Ellen Principal of school for American girls in Paris. Womack, Riiodella House-mother of a well known sorority at the University of Oregon. Woodruff, Gerald Owner of a cattle ranch in Montana. Woodward, Helen Proprietress of Portland’s leading confectionery store. Yoho, John Lieutenant (junior grade) of the U. S. Navy, a graduate of Annapolis. Young, Florence Floorwalker for Wanamaker’s in Philadelphia. Young, Judith Wife of the U. S. Curator of Vertebrate Paleontology. 61 The Spectrum June, 1025 The Land of Dreams Inez Biersdorf Far away, o’er the purple hills, Beyond the sea where the whip-poor-will, Guarding the land in the pale moonlight, Solemnly calls the hours of night; Far away, where the sun ne’er shines, Into the land of the whispering pines; Where the gentle breezes play a tune, And the only light is that of the moon; Where creeping shadows lurk about A dark path winding in and out; Where flowers nod, and pine trees sway, Beckoning the travelers to pass their way. There is the home of beautiful dreams, A paradise of golden beams, A garden of alluring dreams, A paradise of babbling streams. Sleeping folk pass thru this land, Entering by a cloud of sand. No sound is heard, no word is said, As they glide along with a silent tread, All seeking dreams which everywhere Are floating about in the perfumed air. There, all is peaceful, calm, and fair, Without a thought, without a care, In the garden of dreams beyond the hills, O’er the sea, where the whip-poor-will. Guarding the land in the pale moonlight, Solemnly calls the hours of night. 62 June, 1925 The Spectrum Spanish Treasure Kathleen Doyle j ANK HANSON, the “fossil” of Neah-Kah-Nie, had gained another victim, and a more interested one than he had had for some time. All the natives knew “Old Hank’s yarns” by heart; but as Jack Grant had just come to Neah-Kah-Nie, he was fascinated by the old man’s tale. “One day, when the ocean was calm as a river, an’ there war n’t hardly no wind, one o’ the Injins what lived here then give a whoop thet brought the hull tribe a-runnin! Some on ’em looked out an' one o’ them Spanish galleens war a-headiiT straight fer shore. Purty soon they see three little boats go overboard an’ start coinin’ fer land. When them fellers landed, the hull tribe o’ Injuns was out awaitin' fer ’em. Gosh, I wisht I'd seen 'em! In one boat ’at was the biggest was seven men, one of ’em a nigger, an’ a wooden chest. In each o’ the other boats was four men an’ a big rock. All the men but the nigger was armed to the teeth, an' he was tied t’ the head feller with a chain. Wal, they all got out the rocks an' the chest an’ went up the hill. Purty soon they stopped, an’ dropped the stones, an' got out a chisel or suthin' an’ carved some funny marks on ’em. The Injuns hed follered ’em up there, an’ when the Spaniards hed finished an’ started up the mountain, the Injuns started t’ foller ’em; but the head feller, he faced about kinda quick like, an’ told ’em he’d kill anybody thet follered. Gosh, them Injuns was so blasted scared, they turned tail an’ ran! The Spaniards an’ the nigger an’ the chest went on up the mountain an’ into the woods; an’ arter a coupla hours or so, back they come. But they'd left the chest an the nigger behind. The Injuns was scared o’ death an’ the Spaniards knowed it; so they went, an’ tliet’s the last anybody ever seen of ’em. But to this day ther’s alius been some fool a-tryin’t’ cipher them rocks an’ a-lookin’ fer the treasure. “Yuli know how Neah-Kar-Nie got its name? Wal, sir, 'twas like this: There warn’t no past—Oh, yuh gotta go? Sorry. Drop in again sometime.” This queer tale impressed Jack Grant, the young aviator, very much. So much, indeed, that as he tramped down the beach to where he had landed his plane, he almost walked into the ocean. As he started his little monoplane and climbed in. he was still thinking of the legend. Since he had a great imagination and a romantic nature, he doubted not a word 63 The Spectrum June, 1925 of it, and it affected him as it would not have affected a young man of different character. Why couldn’t he get the treasure? With that to augment his meager income, he could have all the planes he wanted! Anyone ought to be able to figure out the markings on those stones! Why not he? He would come up from Tillamook every day; would stay at Neah-Kah-Nie if there were only a place to keep his beloved plane! But no one seemed particularly anxious to turn his barn into a hangar. Suddenly he was brought to his senses with a jerk. He felt the plane turn. What was the matter ? He tried to turn it the other way, but he failed. He looked around him. Horrors! he was caught in that air whirlpool of which Rod had so often reminded him! He looked down. He was lost! Below him were trees—trees—trees! Nothing but trees! If he could only steer his plane a little to the right, he might fall into that gap and not be hurt so badly. He shut off all the power and steadied himself for the fall. He was getting dizzy! The light little plane was being tossed and turned and whirled until it was a wonder it was whole! Jack looked down. He was about five hundred feet from the ground. He closed his eyes, and prepared himself for tthe smash. Now he was four hundred feet from the ground —three hundred—two hundred—one hundred—crash ! He and his pal, Rodney Jackson, were going up the hill. They carried pickaxes, shovels and other paraphernalia for digging. When they came to the two marked stones, they stopped and threw down their tools. Then they each took out a paper and pencil and copied the marks from the stones. This done, they studied their respective papers for some time. Finally Rodney cried, “I have it!” The two young men conferred for some time. Then they picked up their tools and started on up the mountain. When they entered the wood, they consulted the paper and then their compass, and turned directly east. After about a mile’s walk, they came to a small clearing. They began examining the ground closely. Suddenly Jack cried, “Here, Rod! Here’s a mound!” Each started digging feverishly on either side of the mound. Sure enough, Jack soon struck wood. He called to Rod, and they both dug on Jack’s side. Finally they uncovered a chest about three feet by one in size. They dug the ground around it, loosening it, so as to make moving the chest easier. Then each of the young 64 June, 1925 The Spectrum men took hold of a handle and tried to lift the chest out, but it was too heavy. So, after much work and expenditure of energy, they pried the cover off. What a sight greeted their eager eyes! There in the chest lay gold and silver coins, and long cylinders of smooth, bright gold! Jack bent down, and picked up one of the latter. Holding it in both hands, for it was heavy, he— He opened his eyes. Where was he? What was that in his hand? Suddenly he remembered all that had happened. He was clutching an iron rod, as if his life depended on it! After he had crawled painfully out of the debris he stood up and felt himself to discover what damage had been wrought. He found, after a very thorough and somewhat painful examination, that he had broken no bones, and was merely cut and bruised a little. Then he looked about him. His plane, which had dropped in the little clearing he had hoped to reach, was “hopelessly wounded.” He decided to explore. As he was walking unsteadily across the clearing toward the woods, he caught his foot on something, stumbled and fell. As he laboriously picked himself up, he looked down to see what had caused his stumble. To his surprise, he found it to be a large curved piece of iron which seemed to be growing in the ground. He immediately thought of the Spanish treasure. Why, of course, this was a handle of the chest. Forgetting all about getting out of the place, he hurried to where the mutilated plane lay, and picked up a piece of the broken propeller. Then lie started to dig around the handle. As the ground was very hard, it was slow work, and he was becoming tired before he had well loosened the dirt. As he was thus occupied, he heard a noise above him. Looking up he saw a plane, high above, out of reach of the air current which had caught his plane. He strained his eyes to read the number. Finally he saw “37.” Why, that was Rod’s! He jumped to his feet and felt for the revolver that he always carried with him. Heavens! Was it lost? No, he’d found it! He fired his gun in the air, using the Morse code S. O. S. From above came the muffled report of a gun. Rod had heard him and was answering. Jack saw the plane slowly turn and go back; then it was lost in the trees. Jack could still hear the whirr of the motor, and in a few minutes it became louder and more distinct. Rod was coming down ! Jack was saved ! But, the question of his escape from the forest settled, Jack could not keep his thoughts away from the treasure; 65 The Spectrum June, 1925 so he began digging with renewed vigor. After laboring for about ten minutes, he struck wood. He decided to increase the width of this hole. So absorbed was he in his work that he did not hear Rod coming through the under-brush. “Jack, what on earth was the matter with you?” he cried, as be entered the clearing. “What are you doing? I’ve landed the plane about a mile away. Come on!” “Rod,” exclaimed Jack, wheeling, “I’ve found the treasure !” “What treasure?” asked the bewildered man. “Why, the treasure that the Spaniards buried here, of course.” Rodney laughed. “You’ve been listening to old Hank, haven’t you?” he replied. Jack was not to be daunted. “Yes, I have,” he said, “and look what I’ve found! Don’t stand there like a stick, but help me.” The sight of an iron handle attached to a slab of wood quickened the interest of the practical minded Rodney, and spurred on by Jack’s story of his dream, he worked as hard as Jack. They dug and worked, unmindful of the passage of time, and finally had an old chest uncovered. They tried to lift it out, but it was as immovable as if it were a part of the earth which held it. So, with tools improvised from the wrecked plane, they pried at the cover until they felt it give way. As they slowly lifted the lid, what a sight greeted their eager eyes! In that chest were dozens and dozens of —Indian beads, flint arrowheads, and shells! The boys looked at each other in surprise and disappointment. Finally Rodney turned away and rose to go. “So that’s your Spanish treasure,” was all he said, in a most disgusted voice. “Come along,” and Jack meekly followed. 66 June, 1925 The Spectrum Trilogy of Life Joan Kowaleski What is the greatest force in life? What thing that urges on When all our golden hopes and dreams To ashy gray have gone? What is the voice that cries, “Awake, The torch is yours to bear?” What is the inner flame alight That makes us do or dare? Can it he faith the watcher has Who watches all alone? Can it be faith, and nothing else That brings the lost one home? Is it the faith that calms the storm, That leads the guide aright? “Oh, mighty Faith, if this be you, You are the beacon light.” Or is it hope that living still, When all but life is past, Then stands and beckons on and on Until we breathe our last? Is it the hope the dreamer has That lures him on to fame? “Yes, Hope divine, to you we give That world’s most honored name.” But wait, can it be love instead? It’s done some mighty things; It’s moved more armies, would I vow, Than all the earthly kings. Can it be love that holds the reigns Wherever sunshine goes? Now you may crown the one you wish, But where’s the man who knows? Now what is Faith and Hope and Love Now are they one or three? Three words I gladly grant there are; There’s only one to me. 67 The Spectrum June, 1025 The Knarled Oak Inez Biersdorf Y place of employment was so situated that every morning I was forced to walk about a mile because of the poor service of the street cars in that direction. Always passing through the same streets finally becomes monotonous. This I had been doing for several weeks when I decided to change my caily course. After meditation I chose a narrow, winding street, classified more as an alley in my opinion. As I now recall the street, I think it was partly the strange unusualness of the tiny thoroughfare that brought about my decision. I have mentioned that the street was narrow, but it was more than narrow—it was smothering. Either side of the cracked sidewalks was bordered with huge oak trees. Their massive branches, hare except for their scattered ornaments of green buds, interlocking overhead, formed a crude arch. Entering the street was like penetrating a vault. Even at mid-day gloomy shadows lurked among the ancient branches. Everything on the street was ancient—the weatherworn houses begging for paint, the brown scraggy lawns yearning to grow; the rough cement sidewalks broken by the cruel, unyielding roots of the oak trees; the worn brick street through which occasionally a grocer’s or butcher’s cart rumbled. Slowly and silently the life of the obscure passage was being unmercifully crushed down by the gigantic, overpowering oak trees. The moss covered oaks seemed to gloat in their deeds and vainly clasped their knotted branches more tightly over the dying street. The trunks forming the columns of the arch were scarred and marked by the burden of bitter years. No one can pass a fellow being day after day without, in time, though perhaps it may be years, becoming acquaintances. Maybe the passers-by show on their countenances no signs of recognition, but down in their hearts is a friendly feeling, even perhaps unfriendly, yet in all probability it is hidden there. Odd as it may seem, I grew to love the gnarled oaks. Scarcely a morning passed that I did not look forward with anticipation to the next day when I would again walk in their midst. 1 said I came to love them, yet possibly that is portraying my emotions too strongly. Were they not smothering with an iron will and desire the very life below their pitiless boughs? However, it seemed as if I too had 68 June, 1923 The Spectrum been caught by an invisible branch in such a manner that I was lured more and more to pass beneath their crude arch. In the dreary mornings when I first entered the dismal street, I would lift my head to the watchful oaks and laughingly smile as in greeting. In return the trees almost groaned and trembled in an effort to bind their branches more firmly and seemed to whisper defiantly in my listening ears, “Wait,—wait! In time—in time! We'll win! We’ll win!” Secretly I admired them for their unfaltering determination, struggling to their goal through years of misery. paying with their lives. I had named one immense tree “The Gnarled Oak” because its branches were twisted and knotted as if in intense suffering. It alone held authority to break the vow which bound the others to the arch. Half of its branches tangled in the massive structure and bent over a small faded house as if to protect it from the curious eyes of the world. One cold windy day as I was hurrying toward the bewitching oaken passageway, a deafening rumble resounded through the streets. The earth momentarily swayed dizzily beneath my feet. The wind shrieked loudly as I ran in the direction from which I had heard the thundering noise. When I reached the arch, according to my custom, I unconsciously raised my head. “What can it mean?” I cried in dismay, gazing fixedly at the once close network overhead. It was as if a monstrous giant had strolled through the passage, and placing one hand on a tree on either side and pushing outward, had torn the clasping boughs asunder, all except a few which had withstood his stupendous strength. The work of many centuries had suddenly and without warning been torn to pieces. “What has happened?” I cried repeatedly, only to be answered by a piercing moan of the raging wind. Blindly I rushed on through the street into which the light glared in its eagerness to sweep the long forgotten way. How it disturbed the once dull calmness! For once I hated its presence! Always will I remember the scene of disaster as I first beheld it. Of the many oaks, by some unknown hand of Fate, my “Gnarled Oak” was chosen to pay the price. The knottetd oak lay trembling on the ground crushing the little house to splinters beneath its enormous weight. Who had cut the ruler of trees, the once mightiest of the mighty? I became more deeply puzzled as 1 gazed at the huge dead form, its limbs outspread as if to gather all the 69 The Spectrum June, 1925 ruins in its grasp. Why had it been cut to fall on the house? I felt I would have given anything if I might again behold my whispering friend standing in its accustomed place, half supporting the arch, and half protecting the home. Looking thus earnestly at the spectacle, I had not noticed that I was not alone. Feeling that I was being looked upon, I turned also to look. An old bent woman gripping tightly in one hand a faded suit case was standing several feet from me. Her expression was not so much saddened as bewildered. Of course my better judgment told me that she was incapable of having cut the tree, nevertheless in my bitterness I was willing to accuse anyone. The little figure still stared at the ruins as if vainly endeavoring to solve the mystifying situation. At once I realized how unreasonable I was. What was this affair in my life? As I abruptly turned to leave, the little shriveled being soul fully gasped in a quivering voive, “What does it mean? It can’t be!” The plaintive cries made me turn. On my arm I felt a burning hand which made me shudder with horror. Her wild beseeching eyes leaping madly made my horror grow. “Why did I do it ? Why did I do it ?” she pleadingly wept again and again. It was a queer situation. The unknown lady and I stood alone, drawn together by our common perplexity. But, why were we alone? Surely some one if not everyone on the narrow street had heard the deadening clamor. Why did they not rush forth as all other people would do at such an occurrence? Surely oak trees did not fall every day! The twitching claw-like hand scorched deeper into my flesh. For many minutes the aged woman was silent. At length I almost prayed that she speak again. Anything would be better than the agonizing wail of the wind. As long as she refused to speak, I seemed to have lost all my faculties for reasoning. I stood dumb as a stone, unable to question, unable to comprehend. Then the hand, seemingly of unquenchable fire, loosened its hold. Half turning, I saw the tiny woman sink as a fallen leaf to the ground. Even today the remembrance of the scene haunts me. Gazing horrified, unable to move, I was awakened by a sobbing moan entirely different from that of the wind in that it was torn from the heart of a human being. I knelt down by my helpless and troubled companion in the deserted way of oaks. In words almost undistinguishable because of convulsive sobs she told me her weird tale. 70 June, 1925 The Spectrum ‘‘Years ago my grandfather built that house,” pointing with a transparent finger at the destruction. “Then it was beautiful. It was handed down to my father. He, on his death bed, entreated me not to leave the home he loved. For my fathers sake I lived in that house for many years. Everyone else left the street because of the dampness and darkness. At last I alone lived on this dying street which I had grown to hate. The loneliness was almost unbearable, and yet always when I would contemplate moving, I could see the anguish of my father’s face. Today I became desperate. The silence was beyond endurance. I packed my hag and hastened out. I had no more than reached the street when the oak tree fell, dashing the house to ruins. It was dreadful ! No one was near so no one could have cut it. But why did it fall on the house?” The last question was carried far away by the violent wind. Unexpectedly the old woman rose and flung the words over her shoulder at me still kneeling on the ground, “I might have gone back, but now I can't. I’m free!” The wind beat the last words on my ears. The next moment I was astounded to find myself alone. The strange happenings of the morning flashed through my mind. Had not the oaks won the battle? They had crushed the life from beneath their pitless houghs. Still, why, when the fight was so near completion, had “The Gnarled Oak” broken to a thousand pieces the dwelling it was guarding so faithfully. “Either,” I reasoned, “it had fallen to save the house from passing to different inhabitants, that which the father prayed might never happen, or it had dropped to free the lady whose life for many years had been tied to the street.” My friendly feeling for “The Gnarled Oak” again came over me. It was far worthier of being a friend than I. Slowly I treaded past as the ravaging wind whistled a dolorous tune. “And again,” I thought, “the crash had been a victory to show to the town that the oaks had won!” 71 The Spectrum June, 1925 In Defense of Laziness Bernard Thielien OO frequently the sins of sloth are blamed on the virtue of laziness. “The virtue of laziness?” questions the reader, with upward crawling eyebrows. “Certainly it is a virtue,” I respond in the conclusive manner of a Dunsany prologue. Rut perhaps I must prove that it is. That will be hard. I hate to prove things—sometimes it is inconvenient. The clock on the mantel marks the hour of midnight. I am tired. I begin to wish I had not said that laziness is a virtue. I consider throwing this sheet in the waste-paper basket and making a fresh start. No, on second thought I believe it will be easier to prove that laziness is a virtue— To go back to the original statement, laziness and sloth are often confused. To remain in bed deliberately while your house burns, preferring frying to the effort of rising, is sloth. To stay in bed for those last ten bone-satisfying minutes after the last possible moment for rising is laziness, and justifiable because of the exquisite pleasure it gives. Why was man placed upon earth? “To be happy,” say many philosophers who are so very old and so apparently miserable that I do not venture to contradict them. When is mortal man more exquisitely happy than when stretched out between two grateful sheets after the echoes of his alarm clock have passed down the corridors of time, along with the squeak of the Inquisition rack and the hiss of the descending guillotine ? Reside that sweet, paralyzing repose which steals over the body at no other time (except during short rests on the trip up the north side of Mount Hood) there is a sense of power that always comes from disregarding arbitrary summons, be they from a Federal judge or from an alarm clock. Our proof may be found in this as a syllogism: Happiness is the supreme end of man. Lying in bed is happiness, therefore lying in bed is the supreme end of man. This, of course, will not convince all of my readers. Some may deny the premise that happiness is the supreme end of man. Others (impertinent meddlers) may discover a flaw in my reasoning. Roth of these I must convince. I will ask them to consider the potential evils which, due to laziness, never materialize. Consider the murders that are June, 1935 The Spectrum not committed, the banks that are not robbed, the battles that are not fought, all because someone lacked the energy to convert intention into action. How many times has the reader sincerely wished to commit murder, only to be deterred by that indisposition which is a polite name for laziness. Too, there is the artistic side. After seeing a play or reading a story that did not quite come up to our ideas of the sublime in drama or literature, who of us has not remarked, “I could do better than that, myself.”? Questionless, a few of us could, but many could not, and, fortunately, few of us try. Why not? Is it lack of confidence in our ability? Far from it. Xo man breathes who does not believe in his heart that he could write the greatest story ever composed—if he had the time. It is laziness, a reluctance to endure the physical and mental labor requisite to the writing of an artistic work. What if everyone who believes he could write a play or a novel should attempt it? Visualize, if you can, the enormous number of bad plays we should be forced to endure, the inane novels we should plow through, and the senseless short stories with which our magazines would be crowded. The good in art would be drowned in the flood of the mediocre and the bad. Visualize this flood, I repeat, and if you have anay interest in artistic things, you will thank heaven for the virtue of laziness. Did you ever try to study On a day in early Spring, When the sun was shining brightly And the birds sweet songs did sing? Did you ever feel like flying Right through that window there. Away from Math and Science, Into the glorious air? Then you’ve surely had spring fever, And again you’ll have it, too; For once more the lovely springtime Gives this world a rosy hue. Lillian Purvis 73 The Spectrum June, iQJfi Farewell Out of the harbor into the sea—so vve go. There is adventure anew in the waters beyond, waters that swell and break in the shadows of mystery. Youth has ever answered the call of things unknown, even as we do now, anxious perhaps to set the sails and discover where the breeze of life will blow our ship. There is no fear in going—only a little pang of sadness that forces us to glance back wistfully into the happy shelter of the harbor and wish that time had altered his pace to a slower beat during those four years in which we prepared ourselves to face the storm. Yet how grateful we are that those four short years were spent at Jefferson, and how grateful we shall be when memory carries us into the past and recalls the chance we had to live up to the standard of which the greatest might be proud. May we carry with us on our journey this one resolve. “Honor and Jefferson—I cannot betray the trust that gave to me. Glory to dear old Jeff—and then ‘Farewell’—for ‘today we anchor and tomorrow we sail!’ ” Let Well Enough Alone Bernice Morris I had a wondrous thought last night, Twas like a shooting star, so quick, It reached dark corners of my mind, And clarified all things mystic. I’ve wondered why the waves dash up And beat the rocks like mad. Why rivers sparkle in the sun And in a storm look sad. I’ve wondered why some things are dark And others always bright, And why from darkness we will turn And look toward the light. This thought rebuked my wondering mind. Which all things might have known, “Since God has made things as they are— Let well enough alone!” 74 EDITORIALS THE SPECTRUM Voi. 16 PORTLAND, OREGON, JUNE 1925 No. 8 The Spectrum is the official publication of the students of the Jefferson High School and is published by them monthly during the school year. Subscription rates are $1.50 a year, by mail $2.00. All communications should be addressed to The Spectrum, Jefferson High School, Portland, Oregon. Entered as second class matter February 5. 1914, at Portland, Oregon, under act of March 3, iH'47 Spectrum Staff for Chester Vanetta Elynore Kase Miss Helen F. Boyle Miss C. Berc.svik Holden Brink Literary Inez Biersdorf Kathleen Doyle Doris Gardner Bernard Thielen Joan Kowaleski Class Prophecy Elizabeth Van Way Elayne Searing Howard Beckendorf Dorothy A. Smith Class Will Doris Meldrum Carol Pratt Art Olive Parsons Scott Williams Bernard Thielen ass Issue, June 1925 Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Faculty Literary Advisor Faculty Art Advisor Business Manager Exchange Rhodclla Womack Organisations Clara Park Hammer and Horn Carolyn Baker Jane Cochran Hanford Post William Boldcnwcck Specter Ned Babson Walter Dennis Jokes Lowell McGraw Typists Marion Hirte Janet Twigger 75 The Spectrum June, 1925 TIME Who has not heard students about school, on being asked if they have done work which has been assigned for some time in advance, say, “No, I haven’t been able to find time yet, but we still have several days left?” Or how many of us have not waited until the last day before starting a long composition that should have been given several days of thought? Surely, there are few that have not on different occasions put from their minds till the last possible moment, work that could be accomplished well only after repeated efforts. The results in such cases, obviously, must have been far inferior to the students' true abilities. What effect should such experience during our four years at Jefferson have upon our characters? Should it not make clear the value of saving our time as a thrifty person saves his money? In fact one can hardly be considered thrifty if he is continually letting time pass unaccounted for. By putting things off, we find that at last we must face the issue squarely no matter what else we may wish to do. Our time which we must then consume in performing our duty tardily, we have often discovered, could have been used to advantage in some other way. We concentrate on books while in high school, as students should, but it seems that even at school there is knowledge to lx? obtained outside of books which is exceedingly important in building our characters. If we consider conscientiously the experiences we have had during the last four years, the need of saving time should become evident. After graduation we all shall have parted. We all shall have one thought in common, however, that we are to uphold the honor of our school by being true Jeffersonians. As time is found to be one of the important factors in success, we must realize its importance and utilize time, not years from now when we have lost our present vitality, but from the moment we step from the halls of Jefferson into the various courses in life. Principal’s Report JUNE CLASS, 1925 Number to receive diplomas.......82 boys 180 girls Average age of class..... 17 yrs. 11 mos. 16 days Average age of boys...... 18 yrs. 0 mos. 10 days Average age of girls..... 17 yrs. 10 mos. 23 days 76 June, 1925 The Spectrum Youngest boy, Ronald Rudd.... 16 yrs. 4 mos. 0 days Youngest girl, Mary Taylor.... 16 yrs. 0 mos. 3 days Number of honorary graduates...... 21 boys 71 girls—92 The following completed the course in three years— 1 boy, 1 girl: Frank Egans Rose Crowley Three and one-half years—3 boys, 14 girls: Edward Edstrom George Niemi John Yoho Elizabeth Buckner Lucille Granum Helen Hochfeld Joan Kowaleski Nellie Ley land Marion I )ok Aileen Monks Dora Oliver Helen Plinkiewisch Nelly Shepard Lillie Shold Rose Stark Margaret Webb Alice Wilson Two hundred twenty-three students expect to complete their education at institutions as follows: Boys Girls Undecided .................................. 14 27 University of Oregon........................ 23 45 Oregon Agricultural College................. 23 22 University of Washington..................... 4 3 Stanford .................................... 3 3 Dartmouth.................................... 2 Albany ...................................... 1 University of California..................... 1 2 Pacific...................................... 1 Reed ........................................ 1 7 Oregon Normal................................ 1 13 United States Naval Academy.................. 1 University of Idaho................................... 1 Mills ................................................ 2 Willamette ........................................... 4 Business Colleges ................................... 11 Lin field............................................. 2 Radcliffe ............................................ 1 Washington Normal..................................... 3 77 The Spectrum June, 1925 Vocations tentatively forecasted are as follows: Boys Girls Undecided............. 27 Advertising ........... 2 Importing Exporting 1 Engineering........... 14 Medicine............... 6 Pharmacy .............. 1 Banking ............... 1 Law ................... 5 Music ................. 3 Science ............... 2 Foreign Trade.......... 1 Railroad............... 1 Business............... 9 Accounting............. 1 Manufacturing.......... 2 Optician .............. 1 Journalism ............ 2 Lumbering.............. 1 Drafting............... 1 Teaching............... 1 Undecided ............. 41 Stenography............ 40 Nursing ................ 4 Social Service.......... 3 Teaching............... 42 Journalism ............. 8 Music ................. 12 Commercial Art........ 6 Beauty Culture........ 3 General Office Work... 4 Interior Decorating.... 4 Landscape Gardening... 1 Medicine ............... 1 Science................. 2 Millinery .............. 2 Missionarv.............. 2 Library ................ 1 Bookkeeping............. 1 Dramatics .............. 2 Dietetics............... 1 Boys’ Earnings Total amount earned.......................... Number of boys who worked.................... Average per boy.............................. Largest amount earned (by Donald Bonebrake). Occupations at which money was earned: Logging Camp ................................ Carrying Papers ............................. Clerking..................................... Saw Mill .................................... Service Station ............................. Factory ..................................... Office Work ................................. Farming ..................................... Music ....................................... Carpentry ................................... Salesman .................................... Miscellaneous................................ $61,608.00 72 855.67 3,285.00 ...... 8 ...... 12 ...... 19 ...... 5 ...... 3 ...... 7 ...... 10 ...... 7 ...... 5 ...... 2 ...... 2 ......46 Girls Earnings Total amount earned........................$20,413.73 Number of girls who worked........................ 73 Average per girl.............................. 279.64 78 June, 1925 The Spectrum Largest amount earned (by Anna Mooney)....... 1,991.00 Occupations at which money was earned: Caring for children................................. 17 Office Work ........................................ 19 Penmanship .......................................... 1 Housework........................................... 15 Art ................................................. 1 Sewing............................................... 2 Beauty Parlor........................................ 2 Music ............................................... 9 Clerking ............................................ 9 Cooking............................................. 1 Cashiering .......................................... 1 Miscellaneous....................................... 25 The following tabulation shows the number who took part in various activities and in athletics: Boys Art Club.................................... 4 Band....................................... 18 Blue Jays .................................. 8 Camera Club ................................. 6 Class Play................................. 11 Fire Squad................................. 27 French Club................................. 3 Glee Club.................................. 18 Hi Y .................................... 10 J. Club.................................... 15 Latin Club ................................. 8 Live Wires................................. 30 Orchestra ................................... 6 Pi Delts................................... 15 Radio Club.................................. 6 Rooters’ Club.............................. 20 Spanish Club............................. 12 Spectrum .................................. 12 Stamp Club ................................. 3 Technical Club.............................. 3 Kanadakas .. Klatawas .... Philomatheans Tri Y............................................ Zeta............................................. Steno Club....................................... Tri Elle......................................... Trails Club.................................... 7 Usher Corps................................... 15 Girls 9 9 14 66 13 32 5 i9 18 1 9 14 28 19 29 6 79 The Spectrum June, 1925 Baseball.................................... 10 Basketball................................... 6 Football.................................... 11 Golf......................................... 2 Tennis....................................... 4 5 Track....................................... 23 Winged Pen Club.............................. 8 16 Penmanship ........................................... 6 Soccer....................................... 8 Students who have been neither absent nor tardy during their entire high school course: Boys Girls Howard Beckendorf Arnetta Bjornson Phillip Livesley, Jr. Catherine Calouri Clarence Rockstad Guy la Galasheff Ruth Leppert Students who have never been absent: Wade Lepley and Lowel McGraw. Students who have never been tardy: 20 boys, 63 girls. Nature’s Poems Florence Steele Pearl white lilies on their slim stalks gently swaying, White and golden dahlias to the great God praying, Tulips that are cool and haughty, Poppies, brilliant red, and gaudy, Lovely blue petunias with their sweet silk lining, Paling yellow roses for their old loves pining. These are poems all created, Here is beauty ever feted. The Master Ely nore Kase Dash on, thou ever pounding sea, Thy thunder is full sweet to me. Thy lashing of rocks—so merciless. Thy crashing of ships—so pitiless. Thou wilt ever the master be! Raging, roaring, rocking deep. Eternal power that knows no sleep, Fiercely wild in thy liberty. Roll on—man can but envious be! so EXCHANGES The “Cub, the publication of the University High School, Oakland, California, is a well-balanced, interesting and artistic magazine. The title pages show artistic ability and segregate the different activities of the school in a most logical way. One section which does not equal the rest in quality, however, is that containing the portraits of the personnel of the graduating class. The pictures completely fill the page with the exception of the names at the bottom; no quotation, school activity or course, which always makes such a section more interesting, is given. Xo exchange department is maintained. The “Tahoma,” the school magazine of the Stadium Might School of Tacoma, Washington, has the outward appearance of our Spectrum. Its literary division is excellent and is divided into three sections which handle the poems, stories and editorials respectively. The hulk of the magazine is occupied with the achievements, activities and portraits of the graduating class, while the remainder is handled by the regular Tahoma Staff. A good system! 5jc VVe are fortunate to he able to exchange magazines with Saldan High School of St. Louis, Missouri, because its “Scrip portrays high school life in that part of the country. Its original club headings add to its attractiveness and its cartoons show cleverness in that line. The articles are written in well-chosen words, the quotations under the names of the class members are original and the general quality of the whole publication is of a high standard. We congratulate its staff. $ $ A The “Poly Tech, Henson Polytechnic School’s publication is a large magazine with a literary section of fine quality. Club notes follow the pictures of the personnel of the club with which they correspond. The Poly Tech portrays all phases of school life in the institution in an interesting way. The repetition of the same border on page after page grows monotonous and detracts from the otherwise pleasing appearance of the magazine. 81 The Spectrum June, 1925 The “Chintimini of Corvallis High School is outstanding in its shaded background for pictures. Its brief statement of contents headed by the name of the magazine makes an attractive introductory page. The athletics occupy twelve pages while the literary section is confined to two. It ought to be necessary to portray the literary achievements of a class at least equal to the athletic honors. The “Ledger of the High School of Commerce is a magazine which is excellent because of the equality of its main sections. Each section is preceded by an inset of colored paper which portrays an artistic design. For a small magazine it shows splendid journalism. 82 SCHO OL ACTIVITIES JANUARY ’26 CLASS SPECTRUM STAFF CLASS PLAY CAST 00 as LIVE WIRES 87 PI DKLTS HI-Y J” CLUB WINGED PEN CLUB SPANISH CLUE 92 FRENCH CLUB PHILOMATHEAXS ART CLUB STEXO CLUB HOYS’ GLEE CLUB 97 GIRLS GLEE CLUB USIIKR ('OKI'S lOu BAND 101 TRACK TEAM 102 BASEBALL TEAM 103 BASKETBALL TEAM SOCCER TEAM SCHOOL NOTES JUNE ’25 CLASS The events we have so long looked forward to. Senior Assembly, Commencement and Prom, are here at last. But now that we have them, we all feel a certain sadness at the thought that we are leaving dear old Jefferson, never to return again as high school students. So, though we leave you with a laugh on our lips, do not think that there is no regret in our hearts that our days with you are gone. —Elizabeth Van Way, Secretary. JAN. ’26 This term another class has organized and begun its career as a senior class. The officers are Charles Laird, president; Helen Ready, vice-president; Margaret Johnson, secretary; Bert Tousey, treasurer, and Edward Vennewitz, sergeant-at-arms. The class colors are salvia and old gold. The January Get-Together Party was a great success and we appreciate the complement of the June Class in their pleasant June-Jan. dance. Watch the January ’26 class make a good record! —Margaret Johnson, Secretary. LIVE WIRES The Spring 1925 Live W ires have made a name for themselves! They have been enthusiastic in their work, and have helped Jefferson greatly to regain its pep. We hope the student body will keep doing its share to help its school and thus give support. Finally we wish luck to the coming Live Wires. —Margaret Lee Slusher, Secretary. PI DELTA EPSILON Although track and the class play have cut down the attendance for the greater part of the term, the Pi Delts have been prominent in the activities of the school. The club has furnished speakers for many athletic and other events during the semester and has carried out activities of its own with customary success. The Pi Delt lemon stick sale, which took place early in the term, was well planned and netted the club a large profit. With the graduation of the June '25 class, the Pi Delts will lose half its members. The new members, Richard I limner, John Gilbert, George Boalt, George Schroeder, 103 The Spectrum June, 1925 Stuart Kerr, and Fred Greer, will be expected to co-operate with the remaining old members to improve the club’s already enviable record. —C11 ester Vanetta, Secretary. ZETA DELTA SIGMA The Zetas have been extremely busy this term. In the annual Pi Delt-Zeta dual debate, Betty Sbively upheld the negative of the honor system, and Margaret Clark the affirmative of the free text-book question. The Zetas gave a tea on May fifteenth. The dance given on May twenty-ninth was enjoyed by everyone. The Zetas wish all Spectrum readers a most enjoyable vacation! —Kathleen Doyle, Secretary. FIRE SQUAD The Fire Squad has had a very successful term under the leadership of Chief Sykes. New hose connections were worked out at the first of the term and hose drills have been successfully carried out in accordance with them. Good time has been made in these drills. Jefferson now has more students in the main building than ever before, nevertheless the time for getting the students out has not increased and some fine records have been made. We had a drill between periods and one during an assembly. These unexpected drills prepare the students for the emergency of a real fire. The students now are not only helped to get out of the building by the squad but while crossing the street are protected from the autoes by a new branch of the squad. We are all looking toward a progressive term next fall although a great number of the squad graduate. —Bert Tousey, Asst. Bat. Chief. THE BOYS’ GLEE CLUB The Boys’ Glee Club, under the direction of Mr. Reed, is doing its best to help keep up the reputation of our school. We have a fine reputation now at Jefferson and the question is how to keep it. We are losing quite a few fine singers this June, but much as we regret their departure, it is only a part of our trouble. Lauren Sykes, our accompanist and pianist is leaving us to find new fields to conquer. He has been a member of our club for three and a half years. He has worked his best to help Mr. Reed perfect his group of boys and no one will miss him more than ourselves. This trouble would not be so great if we had another 106 June, 1925 The Spectrum fine player to depend upon but John Scott is also leaving. This will affect our tenor section as well as the accompanying. But in spite of all the worry and trouble, Mr. Reed is determined to have a fine school opera next spring. He is hoping and knowing the other players will back him up in spirit and try to take the place of our lost accompanists. —George Schroeder, Secretary. SPANISH CLUB The Spanish Club has completed quite a successful term’s work. Early in the year we accomplished the most important task, that of adopting a new Spanish Club constitution, which we hope will serve as a guide for the club in coming years. Two lively initiation parties have been given at the homes of Susan Elliot and Walter McGuire. Our meetings have been well attended, and in addition to the regular business, have consisted of interesting Spanish programs and recreational features. The Seniors, who are leaving, hope that the choice of a capable president for the new members will be as wisely made as was ours, and we wish for the Spanish Club of Jefferson High School the greatest and the best of future success. —Doris Gardner, Secretary. PHILOMATHEAN NOTES I11 spite of the fact that this has seemed an unbelievably short term, the Philomatheans have done some very interesting and constructive work. The members have enjoyed a number of delightful parties; we have paid our money for the support of the Armenian boy whom the club is helping to send through college; we have had our semi-annual sale. All in all. the club has had a very successful term and we hope that next year the club may continue its work with the same old pep and enthusiasm. —Susan Elliot, Secretary. STENOS The Stenos have had a very successful year. Mr. Bosser-man gave us a very good talk on “My Idea of a Stenographer,” which was very much appreciated by the Club. Joan Kowaleski, president, entertained the Club at her home in Irvington on May 8 with a kid party. A delightful time was anticipated—and realized—by all. The Club hopes next year to keep up its good standards. —Thelma Emert, Secretary. 107 The Spectrum June, IQ2$ HI-Y NOTES The Hi-Y’s continue to carry on in the same old way. We have successfully sponsored a peanut sale and a dance. Our biggest project this term has been the establishing of a Student Loan Fund, by which we will aid deserving students in completing their education. We are helping to back the Jefferson High float in the Rose Festival parade and have brought about the removal of the boiler from in front of the school. As a climax to a successful term, the club is having a picnic. Although nine members will be lost from the club by graduation, we expect our excellent new members to uphold the standard. —Thomas Montgomery, Secretary. TRI-Y We have worked hard this term to keep the standards of the club high and we are quite well satisfied with the results. The profits of our lolly-pop sale enable us to send a representative to the Sebec Conference in Washington. Many of the girls have attended the monthly conferences and they have brought back new ideas, which we hope to work out in the coming term. The rummage sale given May 16 was very successful. The annual Tri-Y party is to be given June 6. Every one anticipates an enjoyable time. Though we regret very much losing twenty-seven of our active members through their graduation in the June class, we congratulate them heartily. —Harriette Holland, Editor. THE FRENCH CLUB The French Club was reorganized this term under the leadership of Dorothy Smith and Miss Desmond, our faculty advisor. Our musical programs have been especially interesting. The members voted in this term are Alicia Skiff, Margaret Moss, Elizabeth Kuratli and Genevieve Helliwell. Most of the members will graduate this term. We who graduate hope that many French students will desire to join the club and carry the work on. —Kathryn Bashaw, Secretary. 108 June, 1925 The Spectrum WINGED PEN The Winged Pen feels that the past term has been one of accomplishment, pleasure and profit. Our first task was the revision of the constitution and by-laws so that they now are in keeping with the progress of the club. Writers concerning whom studies have been made during the term’s work are Lord Dunsaney, Stephen Leacock and Oscar Wilde, whose works have been thoroughly enjoyed. Snow and ice, birds and flowers, cold starry nights, warm moonlit evenings, the cold blasts of winter, and the soft winds of spring have each given their inspiration to the members in their personal writings. As the term draws to its close, we realize more and more that the absence of graduating members will be deeply felt. —Kenneth Felton, Secretary. LATIN CLUB Congratulations to our crossword puzzle winners! They are: Elsie Anderson, first prize; Frances Gray, second prize: and Guyla Galasheff, third prize. Several new members have been taken in, namely, Margaret Morrison, Allene Marion. Laura Smith, Gladys Winn. Helen McIntosh, Elma Profitt, Margaret Steekle, Florence Sound and Sarah Roake. —Margaret Johnson, Aedile. GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB May 26 is the date which has been set for the Girls’ Glee Club Assembly. Many special numbers are being prepared and it is to be hoped that the student body will enjoy them, as the girls are all working hard to render the music perfectly. It is with deep regret that we, the Senior members, leave the Glee Club and we only hope that it will continue to be the largest and best in the state. —Elizabeth Redhead, Secretary. THE PREPPERS CLUB The term’s work for the Preppers’ Club, under the leadership of Miss Flegel, has been very successful. The candy sale, vvhcih was sponsored in May, went over big. Next term several of the old members, fifth term or over, will leave the club and become Try-Y’s, and their places will be filled with first or second termers. —Thelma Powell, Editor. 109 The Spectrum June, 1923 THE ROOTERS’ CLUB A very successful term has been experienced by the Rooters' Club, under the leadership of President Post and our faculty advisor, Mr. Edwards. In the past term the membership quota has been filled with boys who have real pep and zeal for carrying on the work of our club. The members of the Rooters’ Club have attended each baseball game and have given the yell leaders encouraging support. —Walter Dennis, Secretary-Treasurer. USHER CORPS The Usher Corps has had a very successful term under Head Usher Tousey. The newly elected members are Robert Eaton, Fred Greer, George Duffield, Alexander Culbertson, Alexander Proloff, Omar Palmer and Edward Vennewitz. We are trusting them to carry on the work to an even greater success than the past members have accomplished. The following members will graduate this June: Howard Beckenford, Howard Budlong, Herbert Hayek, Lauren Sykes, Donald Hull, Dennison Lawrence. Clarence Parker, Carol Pratt and Gerald Woodruff. To them we give congratulation. —Clarence Parker, Secretary. INNESS ART CLUB NOTES On the whole we of the Inness Art Club feel this term has been the Three “B” term in the history of the Art Club: Big. Busy, Beneficial. Socially and financially we have had success. Most important to 11s, though, has been our growth in and advancement of art. A most decided interest has been shown in the preparing and giving of reports on men of art and the perusal of art subjects. An apology, and most sincere, too, is due students of the fifth period who were unintentionally neglected in our Easter egg sale. The fact is, we did not realize how splendidly the students would support us. —Annie Ed monstone, Secretary. 110 ATHLETICS BASEBALL Roosevelt Game After getting off to a good start the Jefferson Baseball team seemed to go all to pieces before the pitching of “Dinty” Moore, diminutive Rough Rider pitcher. The teams fought hard all the way, but Jefferson did not show the class of her other two games, and came out on the short end of a 4-3 score. “Curly” Fuller, Jeff pitcher, hurled his usual brilliant game, striking out seventeen batters. Fuller seems to be the class of the league this year, having pitched wonderful ball all season. Score: ROOSEVELT J EFFERSON AB II o E AB II o E Schultze, c. .. 5 2 6 1 King, 2d... . 3 0 0 0 Rob’tson, ss.. 3 2 1 0 Parker. 3d. . . 4 0 0 0 Weis, If 3 0 2 0 Marett, 1... . 3 0 9 0 Moore, p. .. . 4 0 6 0 Geenty, c... . 4 1 14 1 Ohm, 1 4 0 14 2 Robinson, ss . 4 2 0 0 Brown, m... 4 0 0 0 Soule, If.... . 4 1 1 0 Rahn, 2d 3 0 3 2 Eoff, rf.... . 3 1 2 0 Nash, rf 4 1 1 0 Grayson, m. . 4 0 0 0 Olsen, 3d. . . . . 4 0 0 1 Fuller, p.... . 3 0 1 0 — — — — Kelly . 0 0 0 0 34 5 27 6 Gibson .. .. 0 0 0 0 32 5 27 1 Roosevelt . 1 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0- Jefferson ........... Ill 000 00 0—3 Ran for Geenty in third. Ran for Geenty in eighth. Struckout by Fuller 17, by Moore 11. Bases on ball, off Fuller 5, off Moore 2. Wild pitches. Fuller and Moore. Stolen bases, Nash, Schultze 2, Robertson, Rahn, Robinson. Time of game, 2:25. Franklin Game After being displaced from the league leadership by Roosevelt, Jefferson came back and jumped all over Franklin to the tune of 8-1. It was Jefferson's game from the beginning. Jefferson didn’t look like the same team that had been beaten by Roosevelt a week before. Fuller, Jef- lii The Spectrum June, 1925 ferson’s star pitcher, was invincible, permitting only one hit. Me should have scored a shoutout as Franklin made their one run without a hit. In the first inning Jefferson started the fireworks. Parker, lead off man, was hit by a pitched ball. Nelson laid down a perfect sacrifice, on which Parker went to third and Nelson was safe at first when nobody fielded it. On the next pitch. Nelson stole second. Then Marett singled, scoring Parker and Nelson, but was out trying to stretch the hit into a double. This ended the scoring for that inning. Jefferson added another in the third, two in the fourth, another in the sixth and finished with one in the seventh. Franklin made their lone tally in the fourth, on a walk to Cox. After two men had fanned, Pflaum fanned hut was safe at first on Geenty s passed ball. Harrison and Jackson walked in succession, forcing in the run. “Curly” Fuller established a league record for this season of twenty strikeouts in one game. Score: JEFFERSON FRANKLIN AB H O E AB H 0 E Parker, 3d. .. . 4 1 0 0 Hall, ss . 3 0 3 0 Nelson, 2d.. . 5 2 1 0 Cox, 1 . 3 0 10 0 Marett, 1.... . 3 2 8 0 Riggs, rf . 4 0 1 0 Geenty, c... . 3 1 17 1 Javier, If. . .. . 0 0 0 0 Robinson, ss. . 5 3 1 0 Pflaum, m.. . . 4 0 2 0 Soule, If . 4 1 0 0 Harrison, 3d. . 3 0 6 0 Grayson, m. . . 5 2 0 0 Jackson, 2d.. . 3 0 2 0 Kelly, rf . 4 1 0 0 Calkins, c.. .. . 1 0 4 0 Fuller, p . 4 0 0 0 Edmeades, p. . 1 0 0 1 Fnn s 1 f 1 0 0 1 -ppo, 11 37 13 27 1 Hudson, p... 2 0 0 0 Douglas, c... 2 0 5 0 28 1 27 1 Jefferson............. 201 201 10 0—7 Franklin.............. 000 100 00 0—1 Summary : Innings pitched by Edmeades 3 2-3. at bat 17, runs 5, hits 8. loosing pitcher, Edmeades. Hit by pitcher, Epps 2, Parker and Marrett by Edmeades. Struck out, by Fuller 20, by Edmeades 4, by Hudson 5. Bases on balls, off Fuller 4, off Edmeades 2, off Hudson 1. Stolen bases, Epps. Robinson 3, Grayson 2, Nelson, Soule, Kelly. Three base hits, Robinson, Parker. Two base hits, Marett, Kelly. Sacrifice hits, Marett, Soule. Double plays. Hall (unassisted). Wild pitch, Edmeades. Passed balls. Calkin, Geenty 2. Time of game, 2:50. 112 June, 1925 The Spectrum TRACK Jefferson has established a record that is truly enviable in track, nine straight years without a defeat. Can she make it ten? Certainly. Will she? That remains to be seen. Every night thirty hoys are out on the field working hard to add that tenth year. Although we have no real stars, Everett McCutchan, Hobby Robinson, Bill Crawford, John Jennings, Cliff Robertson and Dick Geenty are sure to he heard from. In the practice meets these boys have all made a wonderful showing. Coach Quigley is leaving Jefferson this summer to go to Ellenslnirg, Washington Normal School to coach. He has made a remarkable record in track as well as in all other athletics he has supervised and the track team knows that this record in track will not he marred by a defeat. In the ten mile relay Jefferson displayed her ability to fight all the way as did many students who followed the team in machines and some who waited to see the finish in the Franklin bowl. In a straight track meet this year, Jefferson has not been defeated. We won both the Columbia and the Vancouver meets by big leads and the Jefferson team looked as though they would win the real meet with ease. Jefferson has a meet scheduled with the Oregon Frosh for May 9 but this meet should not show our true strength as most of the team will participate in the relay carnival on the preceding day and the long train trip on the morning of the ninth will wear them out. Jefferson also has a meet scheduled for May 16 with the O. A. C. Rooks. In this meet our true strength will be shown as we will have to compete against the Rooks and Corvallis High School. Both schools are much better than any of our former opponents. Jefferson’s relay teams will probably he as follows: Atkinson. Hill. Schade and McCutchan for the 440: Atkinson, Robertson. Duffield and McCutchan for the 880: Simmonds. Bodie. Krieger and Robertson for the mile; John Jennings, Dick Jennings, Frazier and Woods for the two mile and Livesley, Murphy, Cowing and Robertson for the medley. ATHLETIC REVIEW During the four years spent by the June, 1925 class at Jefferson many athletic championships have been won. The most in anv one year, howover, was four in our first year. That year the football team got off to a bad start, but won 113 The Spectrum June, 1025 the last four games. In the spring of the following year, 1922, Jefferson won basketball, baseball, track and tennis. She won all these with apparent ease, losing no basketball games, winning the track meet by the margin of 4l i points and taking three of the four events in tennis. In baseball she had to play off a tie with Lincoln. In football that year we had a wonderful team which played the champions, Franklin, to a 7-6 score. It was one of the best games ever witnessed on Multnomah Field. In basketball the team won four out of six games and the baseball team finished .500. The girls had to win the tennis championship for 11s as the boys lost to Washington. Track in 1923 was not very close, Jefferson winning the meet by a wide margin, piling up 68 points. Football that fall was very successful, Jefferson losing the last game and the championship to Washington by a 6-0 score. Basketball, the following spring did not prove quite as successful. Jefferson only winning two games but she lost some others by very close scores. Baseball was close. Jefferson nearly beat Henson which would have forced the league into a tie for first place. Track was so successful that some of our point winners went to Chicago to compete for national honors, and they all did very well considering the competition they had. We won the tennis championship last year though only winning the girls’ singles. Last fall Jefferson had a splendid football team but bad breaks caused us to lose two games. In basketball we had no lettermen back who were regulars of the previous season so Coach Ouigley spent his time building up a team for the coming season. Baseball this season has been very successful. At present we are tied for first place. We seem to have a very good tennis team this year and expect another championship as we do in track. The splendid showing made by our soccer team might be mentioned here. It lost only one game through it had to play four teams which have been playing soccer regularly. As you all know, Jefferson has not had a soccer team for several years. Looking forward to the future, the June, 1925 Class expects Jefferson to keep on winning championships in track as well as other sports. We wish you the best of luck. Next fall you should win the football championship as there will he fourteen lettermen back. For basketball there will be six lettermen and for baseball there will be at least seven. For soccer there will be five lettermen and for track there should be some very good material. Tennis next year looks dark with only one letterman back. 114 CLASS CATALOGUE Most popular...................Simeon Cantril, Clara Park Most romantic...........William Crawford. Doris Meldrum Most bashful...............Bernard Thielen, Anna Mooney Most flirtatious...........Lawrence Shaw, Janet Husted Most talkative...........Clarence Rockstadt, Dorothy Smith Most conceited.............Ronald Rudd, Margaret Clark Most businesslike........Herbert Hayek, Frances Bowers Most musical...............Lauren Sykes, Margaret West Most studious...........Chester Vanetta, Catherine Calouri Most talented composer............John Scott, Clare Black Most manly and womanly................................ ..................Tom Montgomery, Rhodella Womack Cutest.....................Wallace Frazier, Marian Look Peppiest...........................James Lee, Betty Van Way Fattest..................Morris Gallegly, Dorothy Myers Tallest..................Howard Clow, lone Wedemeyer Shortest............................Ned Babson, Thelma Neer Best looking...............George Shade, Winnifred Coe Best dressed..............Howard Budlong, Ellen Woerner Best sport............Everett McCutcheon, Dbrothy Creath He who laughs last is a fool for waiting so long. Meet the Kemistry Kids: Chloride Cate (Kay Blakeley). Barium (deep) Bowness (Frances Bowness). Dysprosium Dell (Rhodella Womack). Miss Greathouse: Now, we’ll take that last act over again. Come on, everybody! And so on—far, far into the night. Oh boy! What we don’t know about Susannah G. and Wally isn’t worth telling! What changes time has wrought! At last Janet Husted is one of the girls! 113 The Spectrum June, 1925 Heard from Ralph Blyberg: “Subconscious piffle!” Familiar sight about school: Sarah McLeod in her Buick during 7th and 8th periods. He He John Scott made quite a demonstration with Betty Van Way at the June-January dance. He He He “Hello there, young Sophomore! Has Junior Senior’s beau ?” “None of your business, you Freshman!” He He He Ronald Rudd was perfectly at home among his old friends when he visited the poor farm recently. He He He Denny says that he got his poison oak at the Pirate Party, but how did he get it on his cheek? He He FAMOUS SAYINGS R. Rudd: It is a far, far greater thing that I do— He He He Tom Montgomery: It’s not the principal that counts, it’s the interest. He He He The call of the wild: We want BIGGER and better samples. He He He Gotchermath ? He H He How are yuh? He He He FI. Soule: Will your folks be chaperones? He He He John Scott: Will you help me decorate? He He He Well, Sarah, who’s man is Dick Hunner, anyway? He He He Will the Black Sheep share George Schade’s letter? He He He We wonder just what Willie Baxter thought of himself when Lola left him. He He He NOTICE: to 9:30. Ellen Woerner’s calling hours are from 3 He He H: Ask Jane H. how she liked the June-Jan. with her new man. 116 June, 1925 The Spectrum Nobody Can Tell What a Red Headed Mamma Will Do —eh, Vivian? Aren’t the strong (?) men on the Orpheum grand, Dorothy W. ? We are glad you got to O. A. C., Margaret West. We all expect to win the Golf Championship with Margaret Clark out for the game. We see that Bill Crawford has a new razor. Yeh, it’s a Gillette, and it sure is a Gem for getting a guy out of a hard scrape. Marion L. says, “Pleathe don't teathe me about my lithping. I can’t help it.” Let’s try to comply with Marion’s wishes. Have you ever taken anything of Margaret Clark’s and gotten away with it? Try it some time! Freshie: What is all that racket on the third floor? One would think the building was falling. Ellen R.: Oh! that’s just Vera Burke laughing at a joke she told Mr. Johnston. Gilbert Cowing: I’m a bachelor by choice. M. Gallegley: Yes, by ladies’ choice. Herbert A.: Why don’t you laugh at my jokes? D. Gardner: I was brought up to respect age. Don’t be surprised if Bill Bolden week turns out to be a snake charmer. He’s shown his weakness for snakes al-readv. Nona Solberg, please don’t be so very mysterious about that proper name with seven letters. Don Bonebrake, are you acquainted with the other D. B. —in room 68? “Georgie Pordgie, Puddin’ and Pie,” etc. We don’t doubt but that our Georgie Schade was the inspiration for this piece of literary art. 117 118 The Pedigree Name Alias Favorite Expression Deed Ackley, Herbert ........“Herb” ..........“Want to buy a ticket? ’ Amos, Lillian ..........“Lillums” ........“You make me blush”.. Anderson, Ethel .......“Pet” ............“Did you really?”........ Babcock, Elizabeth ...’Betty” ...........“Oh, fiddlesticks!” ..... Babson, Edmund ........“Ned ...........“Oh, for cat’s sake!”... Baker, Carolyn .........“Precious” ......“Oh, it’s just precious!”. Bashaw, Kathryn .......“Kitten” .........“Oh, Florence” .......... Batdorf, Elizabeth ....“Betty” ..........“Gee, that’s swell”...... Baylis, Gladys ........“Gladys” ..........“Oh, Lorene” ........... Beckendorf, Howard . .“Beck” ............“Oh, heck” .............. Bieisdorf, Inez .......“Inez” ...........“Where’s Loisel.?” .... Bird, Dorse ...........“Birdie” .........“Let me see that”........ Bjornson, Arnetta _____“Arn” ............“Hello, kid” ............ Black, Annamae ........“Abie” ...........“Hot puppies!” .......... Black, Clare ..........“Thweetie” .......“Hello, everybody” Black, Margaret ....... Marg” ..........“Razzberries” ............ Blackburn, Jessie .....“Jessie” .........“Hunky Dorg” ............ Blair, Vivian .........“Viv” ............“I wonder” .............. Being a president. Writing. Learning to be modest. Programs for French club. Playing around. Being a great actress. Studying Greek Being nice. Getting E’s in Math. Memorizing for O. E. Writing poetry. Trying to live up to her nickname. Reading notes. Up and at ’em. Composing music, being sweet. Going home after fourth period. Looking for Dot. 611 Blakely. Kathleen ....“Kay” .... Blyberg, Ralph ........“Blyberg” . Bolden week, William .“Bill” ..... Bonebreak, Donald ...“Don” .... Bowness, Frances ......“F. B.” ... Braeger, Irene ........“Bebe” ... Breckey, Ingerid ......“Ingy” ... Brink, Holden .........“Brink” .. Brinkman, Ada .........“Ada” Brownell, Adah ........“Browney” Buckner, Elizabeth .. .“Betty” .. Budlong, Howard ....“Bud” .... Burke, Vera ...........“Irish” ... Bassard, Alice ........“Dixie” ... Buxton, Dorothy .......“Doug” .. Buzzelle, Marion ......“Buzzy” .. Byrne, Irma ...........“Irma” ... Byrnes, Mabel .........“Burns” .. Calouri, Catherine ....“Kitty” .. Cameron. Mary .... ..“Mary” ... Cantril, Simeon .......“Sim” .... Clark, Margaret .......“Margaret” Clausen, Alta .........“Al” ...... Clow, Howard ..........“Kewpie” . Cochran, Jane .........“Cochran” Coe, Winnifred ........“Winnie” . Coveny, Mary ..........“Mary” Cowdin, Edith .........“Cow’din” Cowing, Gilbert .......“Gilbert” . Crawford, William ....“Bill” .... Creath, Dorothy .......“Dot” .... Crowley, Rose .........“Rosie” .. ....“I believe in being original”........Going out nights. ....“Oh, be yourself.”...................Being a free taxi driver. ....“Where’s Larry?” ....................Managing the Live Wire Office. ....“Darn it!” ..........................Being popular. ....“Fireman, save my child”.............Reading the S. E. P. ....“I don’t know”.......................Using cosmetics. ____“Gosh” ..............................Trying to let her hair grow out. ....“Oh, that’s terrible?”...............Making harmony on a trombone. ....“Got your Latin?”....................Worrying about lessons. .. ..“Hello” ............................Playing the violin. , ....“Oh, I should say!”................Dropping things. ... .“Listen, fellows” ..................Being hard on shoe leather. ____“Where’s Ellen?” ....................Calling Andy. ____“Was E. H. at the library last night?”.Going to the library. ....“You love to joke, don’t you?”.......Demonstrating a college toddle. ....“Got your letter?”...................Marcelling hair. ....‘Anybody see Hermenia?”..............Furnishing the answer book. .....“Gosh, I’m late”....................Hurrying the lunch bell. .....“Are you coming. Sue?”..............Getting E’s. ____“—And things like that”..............Being president of the Philos. .....“Oh, this baby talk!”...............Conducting class meetings. ____“Where’s my handerchief?”............Arguing with Miss Hill. .....“How do you do this?”...............Fighting with Dora. ____“Hey, Rocky!” .......................Being with Rocky. ____“I wish ‘Imp’ would come back”.......Writing to Los Angeles. ....“Oh, Don” ...........................Being a movie star. ____.“Got your Math?”....................Playin’ tennis. .....“I haven’t any idea”................Smiling. ....“All rightee” .......................Writing notes. ....“Say, for gosh sakes.”...............Driving Lincolns. ____“I think she’s just darling”.........Trying to grow taller. ____.“Oh dear” ..........................Dreaming. 120 Alius Name Favorite Expression Deed Culross, Isobel .......“Izzy” ...... Currier, Beulah .......'Beulah” ... Curtis, Marie .........‘Marie” ... Danielson, Martha______ Marty” ... Dennis, Walter ........“Walt”....... Dimick, Helen ..........‘Helen” ... Dimmick, Martin .......‘Dimick” .. Doyle, Kathleen ....... Kay” ....... Dunlap, Max ........... Dunny” ... Dyer, Grace ...........‘Grace” Edgar, Mary ........... Ed” ........ Edstrom, Edward .......“Ed” ........ Egans, Frank ...........‘Specs” .... Ehrett, Marjorie ......“Marjie” ... Elliot, Susan .........“Sue” ....... Ellis, Hester .........“Dee” ....... Eoff, James ............“Jimmy” ... Halting, Mary ..........“Mary” Farrington, Margaret. .“Farrington” Fenton, Genevieve _____“Gee” ....... Fenton, Gerald ........“Gerald” Ferrier, Evangeline .. .“Vange” Ferry, Charity ........“Cherry” ... Finch, Lois ...........“Lois” ...... Fisher, Ralph .........“Fisher” Fitzgerald, Monica ....“Fits” ...... Forsloff, Anna ........“Lady” ...... Foye, Frances .........“Fran” ...... Fraley, Orrin .........“Orrin” .... Frank, Elizabeth ......“Frank” .“Detain slip, please”........... .“Oh, you weed”.................. .“I want to sit in the front seat” . Are you sure that’s wrong”... . “No, 1 haven’t got it”........... .“1 do not” ..................... .Gee!” .......................... .“Our treasury is empty, girls”.. .“Hey” .......................... Got any gum?” .................. . Don’t make me laugh”........... .“Have you got your chemistry?” Hey, fellows” .................. .“Honey” ........................ .“Where’s Florence” ............. .“I’ll bite”..................... . ‘Don’t forget Wednesday night” .“Oh, really?” .................. “Darn!” ......................... “Oh, gosh” ...................... “Shut up!” ...................... “I can’t go”..................... .“No foolin’”.................... “Say, do you know?”.............. .“Order, please” ................ .“He’s so collegiate”............ .“Great Caesar’s ghost”.......... .“All right, honey”.............. “Aw, I dunno”.................... “Oh, Nettie” .................... Doing gym. Dancing with those Lincoln boys. Flirting. Being a Spanish shark. Looking worried. Swimming. Growing taller. Nursing the Tri Y’s. Going out for track. Drawing pictures. Teasing. Milking cows. Being quiet. Being sweet. Icy flips. Watching for “stars.” Worrying Miss Boyle. .Translating Latin. Having the mumps. Wearing bobbed hair. Driving a Franklin. Being an actress. Vamping. Being busy doing nothing. Debating. Being cute. Talking. Working cross-word puzzles. Talking to Mary F. Distributing gum. Franklin, Dorothy ....“Dot” ..............Anything .............................Bridge, after school. Frazier, Wallace........“Wally” ..........“I ain’t ............................Being a Greek God. Fritag, Emma ...........“Emma” ...........“Oh, blub” ...........................Making up shorthand. Galasheff, Guyla .......“Lala” ...........“Oh, well” ...........................Dancing. Gallagher, Elizabeth ... “Betty” .........“Wait a minute” ......................Keeping still. Gallegly, Morris .......“Morry” ..........“I was only two hours late”...........Cutting capers. Gardner, Doris .........“Dott- Dingle”..“In la sala 52”.........................Selling counterfeit tickets as Wire. Goodwin, Susannah ...“Sue” ...............“He’s keen looking”...................Collecting neck-ties. Gough, Ruth ............“Ruth” ...........“I’m starving” .......................Eating during study period. Gomall, Edna ...........“Ed” .............“Say, there”..........................Talking. Graham, Elizabeth ....“Betty” .........“Which?” .............................Studying math. Granum, Beatrice .......“Bee ............“What’s the matter?”..................Studying English. Granum, Lucille ........“Lu” .............“Seen Wagner?” .......................Being a basketball referee. Gravelle, Gustaves ....“Gus” .............“I gotta study” ........................Trying to be popular. Gray, Frances ..........“Fran” ............“Going to the library?”..............Playing the fiddle. Grey. Genevieve ........“Jenn” ...........“Where’s Beulah?” ..........:.........Sporting new clothes. Grilley, Dorothy .......“Dodo” ...........“He has a white sweater on”........Throwing erasers. Hall, Harold ...........“Fat” .............“What’s the row?”....................Trailing Tom. Hanning, Hillis ........“Hillis” .........“May I help you to anything?”.........Being waiter in a “dog joint.” Hansen, Margaret ....“Maggie” ........“Hey, somebody!” .....................Soldering broken links in her bracelet. Haroldson, Stanley ...“Stan” .............“Oh, Melanie” ........................Being handsome. Hathaway, Helen ....“Helen” .........“1 hope you don’t get the wrong Smiling. impression” ....................... Hayek, Herbert .........“Herb” ...........“More or less”........................Calling fire drills. Haysany, Flora .........“Flivver” ........“Now you quit”........................Being as cute as Doris. Heinl, Elizabeth .......“Betty” ..........“Hello, sweetness” ...................Visiting back East. Herman, Loretta ........“Loretta” ........“For goodness sakes!”.................Writing themes. Hiatt, Lyle ............“Lyle” ...........“Oh, Don!” ...........................Loaning books. Hill, Alpha ............“Alphie” .........“See, lookie!” .......................Being brilliant. Hirte, Marian ..........“Meun” ...........“Come on, Mary!”......................Typing Spectrum work. Live Name Alias Favorite Expression Deed Holbrook, Jane ........“Janev“ ..........“Oh, Susannah!’' ...................Blushing. Hochfeld, Helen .......“Hocky” .........“We had the swellest time’’..........Dancing. Holifer, Mabel ........“Peggy” .........“How ja do this one?”................Studying Biology. Horsfeldt, Alma .......“Al ............“Sure” ..............................Attending De Molay dances Hubbard, Barbara.......“Barbara” .......“Oh, golly!” ........................Being an answer book addict. Huff, Ruth ............“Rufus” .........“Gee, kid” ..........................Going out. Hull, Donald ..........“Don ............“What time did you get home?”........Thinking. Hunt, Evelyn...........“Ev” ............“I won’t see him ’till Friday”.......Going riding in our car. Hunter, Lester ........“Les” ...........“I was late”.........................Playing hooky. Huntington, Mary ....“Mary” ..............“Where’s Fern?”......................Being on committees. Husted, Janet .........“Freddie” .......“Love me?” ..........................Sucking her thumb. Hynd, William .........“Bill” ..........“S’pose you get my Spanish”..........Amusing his women. Jackson, Eugenia ......“Gene” ..........“Want some peanuts?”.................Eating lime drops. James, Emma ...........“Em” ............“Got your slip signed?”..............Writing long notes. Jensen, Ruth ..........“Ruthie” ........“Search me” ................!........Attending eighth period class. Johannsen, Anita ......“Bernice” .......“Not me” ............................Getting G’s. Johnson, Dorothy ______“Dot” ...........“Honest?” ...........................Knowing her civics. Johnson, Eleanor ......“Johnson”........“I haven’t any money”................Being detained at the office. Jones, Gladys .........“Jonesy” ........“For cat’s sake”.....................Being good. Jorgenson, Alga .......“Joyce” .........“Going to the dog joint?”............Dancing. Joyce, Margaret .......“Joy” ...........“Got your outline?”..................Being bright. Kase, EL'nore .........“Dear” ...........“Most amusing!” (meant sarcastically).. Being independent. Klingbeil, Martha .....“Murt” ..........“So long, kid”.......................Composing themes. Knudsen, Mildred ______“Mid” ...........“Oh, gee!”...........................Studying history. Kowaleski, Joan .......“Jo” ............“Change, please” ....................Being cashier. Labbe, De Vere ........“Sam” ...........“Oh, Ruth!” .........................Driving that Ford! Lawrence, Dennison .. .“Den” .....“That’s a scurvy trick”.....................Scorning brunettes. Layton, Nell ..........“iNell” ......... Let’s see” .........................Joy riding. Lee, James ............“Egg” ...........“For gosh sakes, guys”.............Being a bank messenger. Lehto, Ense ...........“Farmer” ........“Hey” ...............................Playing basketball. Lemmon, Phyllis......“Phil” .. Lepley, Wade ........“Wade” Leppert, Ruth .......“Ruthie” Lcyland, Nellie .....“Nel” .. Lindstead, Ruth .....“Rufus” Liveslev, Phillip ... Phil” .. Lockhardt, Beatrice ...“Bee” .. Loftquist, Carl .....“Carl” .. Look, Marian ........“Kewpie” Loomis, Gwendolyn ..“Gwen” . Lucus, Harold .......“Harold” McBain, Mildred......“Mil ... McClain, Othal ......“Othal” . McCutchan, Everett ..“E. B.” McGee, Lorene .......“Maggie” McGraw, Lowell ......“Lowell . McLeod, Sarah .......“Sally .. McMillan, Harlan ....“Mac” .. Meldrum, Doris ......‘Doris” . Meyers, Dorothy .....“Dottie” Miller. Donald ......“Don” .. Monks, Aileen .......“Monks” Montgomery, Thomas.“Tom” Mooney, Anna ........“Anna” . Morgan, Mary ........“Mary” . Morris, Bernice .....“Bernice” Morrison, Lucile .....“Seelv” . Morrison, Robert ....“Bob” .. Neer, Thelma ........“Thelma” Nelson, Anita .......“Nita” .. Nelson. Fred ........“Slim” . . .“Gotcher civics today?”........ ..“Gosh, I wonder”................ ..“I’ll think about it”........... ..“Yeth. I think tho”............. ..“Get out and walk”.............. ...“No sir!” ..................... . .“I’m a preacher’s daughter”.. .. ..“Let me recite, Mr. Johnston”.. ..“Oh, fiddles” .................. ..“Keen stuff”.................... . .“limminy!” .................... . .“Well—”........................ ..“Mississippi Moon” ............. . .“1 tell you, I’m not fickle!”.. . .‘‘I’m going to the Egyptian”.. . . .“Yea!” .......................... ..“Maybe I can get the car”....... ..“What’s this?” ................. ..“Hot zash” ..................... ..“Oh, that Spiritualism”......... . .“Keep still” .................. ..“Good gracious” ................ ..“I wish she loved me!”.......... ..“Did you get that problem?”... ..“Get your shorthand?”........... ..“I think it’s foolish, Mr. Wood” ..“Wait a minute, ’till I think”.. ..“AH right” ..................... ..“Oh, Willie” ................... ..“Oh, Mary” ..................... ..“I don’t know”.................. Studying. Getting his lessons. Reading. Laughing. Snooping. Going out for track. Being quiet and demure. Eating candy. Talking baby talk. Getting E’s. Eating during study period. Being friendly. Writing letters. Having a good time. Coughing. Being bashful. Speeding. Making candy. Acting (up). Taking off weight. Skipping. Going to shows. Chewing gum in O. E. Being bright in chemistry. Being engaged. Talking to boys in physics. Studying. Being “mum.” Eating bread and butter and applesauce. Playing the piano. Blushing. Name A lias Favorite Expression Deed Newbegin, Wade .......“Wade” ............“Hey, Murphy!” ......................Passing out towels in the locker room. Xiemi, George ........“Hoots” ..........“It’s the bunk”.......................Being studious. O’Brien, Geraldine ....“Jerry ..........“Nothing much” .......................Powdering her nose. Oliver, Dora .........“Micky” ..........“Give us a tune”......................Throwing erasers. Olsen, Marion ........“Marion” ..........“Oh, pickles!” ......................Studying hard (?) Ordeman, Thomas ....“Tom” ...............“What’s the price of putty in Norway?” ..........................Drawing cartoons. Park, Clara ..........“Clara” ...........“But, Mr. Johnston”..................Hurrying. Parker, Clarence .....“Clarence” .......“Aw, gwan” ...........................Running from the girls. Parks, Frederick......“Fred” ...........“Leave me alone” .....................Trying to be grown up. Parsons, Olive .......“Pickles” ........“Oh, I’m not either”..................Accomplishing things. Pedersen, Harry ...... Pete” ............ Got your lesson?” ..................Keeping quiet. Pesola, Vivian .......“Vivie” ..........“Is Mary here today?”.................Studying journalism. Phillips, Eleanor .... Phipps” ..........Cussy! Cussy!” ......................Making dirty cracks. Plinkiewisch, Helen . ..“Plinkie”.......“I didn’t either”.....................Trying to think. Poirier, Pauline .....“Pauly”...........‘Got your physiology?”................Reciting in civics. Post, Hanford ........“Post” ...........‘Oh, it’s keen!”......................Handling financial matters. Potter, Hazel ........“Hazel” ..........‘Where’s Frances?” ...................Studying. Pratt, Carol .........“Carol” .........‘The correct thing!”................Being a Pi Delt. Puckett, Gwendolyn ..“Buddy” ...........‘For crying out loud”.................Writing shorthand. Pye, Myrtle ..........“Myrtle” .........‘Surely” .............................Being good. Redhead, Elizabeth . ..“Bettv” ..........“I’m all alone”......................Hitting high notes. Reed, Genevieve ......“Gen” .............“Curses!” ...........................Getting tennis letters. Reinoehl, Floyd ......“Floyd” ..........“For gosh sakes!”.....................Playing. Roberts, Christine ....“Chris” .........“Hullo” ..............................Skating at The Oaks. Roberts, Kenneth......“Kennie” .........“Get out of here”....................Trying not to be a dead wire. Robertson, Clifford ..“Cliff” ..........“Don’t I look like Ramon Navarro?”.Trying to enter the movies. Rockstad, Clarence ...“Rocky” ..........“Aw, grow up”.........................Arguing. Rowe, Ellen ..........“Slim” ...........“Aw, gwan” ...........................Chewing gum. Rudd, Ronald .........“Rudd” ...........“It’s far, far better—Ye Gods!”.......Telephone “Lola Pratt.” ti CM Russell, Hermenia ... Jane” ... Rutherford, Frances .. .“Fran” .. Schade, George.........“Swede” . Schlaf, Fern ..........“Fern” .. Schmick, Peter ........“Peter” ., Schriver, George .......“Schriver” Scott, John............“Johnnie” Searing, Elayne .......“Elayne” Shaman, David .........“Dave” .. Sharkey, Dorothy ....“Dot” ... Shaw, Lawrence ........“Larry” . Shepard, Nellie .......“Nell” ... Shold, Lillie .........“Lillie” ., Short, Paul ...........“Paul” ... Simmonds, Maurice ...“Maury” . Singleton, Nettie .....“Nettie” . Slusher, Margaret Lee. Margot” Smith, Dorothy.........“Dot” ... Smith, Pauline ........“Polly” Solberg, Nona .........“Tootsie” Soule, Harold .........“Harold” Stark, Rose ...........“Rosy” .. Steele, Florence ......“Flo” Stewart, Elizabeth .... Eble” ... Stewart, Isa Bell ....“Isa Bell” Strand, Harold ........“Strand” . Strayer, Loisel .......“Loisel” . Sykes, Lauren .........“Lauren” . Taylor, Mary ...........“Molly” .. Taylor, Russell .......“Russ’ ... Thielen, Bernard ......“Buck” .. Thompson, Esther ....“Ess” .... ,“Do I look all right?”.............Powdering her nose. Door’s still locked”...............Studying. Sheik and ye shall find”...........Fishing (for what). . Do you think so?”.................Being a French doll. “What, another assembly?”...........Eating hot dogs. . Somebody loves me” ...............Being lazy. .“Can’t pay it today”...............Composing music. .“And that’s that”..................Eating stew. ,“I didn’t get it either”...........Being bashful. Let’s hurry” ......................Drinking milk-shakes. “Me and the boy friends”............Dancing. “Oh, heck yes”....................Swimming (?) Got your English?”...............Knowing her English. “When do we get our pictures?”......Promoting the June class movie. “Charge it” ........................Wearing squeaky shoes. “Aren’t you funny?”.................Fighting with E. Frank. Don’t you think so?”...............Kidding Mr. Johnston. Come back, we need a quorum.”......Writing her “Colyum.” “No, mines no good”.................Being on the honor roll. You know” .......................Collecting typing medals. “You tell 'em”....................Playing baseball. Oh, no” ...........................Getting E’s. Oh, heavens!” .....................Watching for the postman. Would you?” .......................Acting crazy. “Come on Margaret”..................Being sweet. “Gotcher Ford today, Blyberg?”......Ushering. Oh, gracious!” ....................Strolling with Inez. Let’s see” ........................Playing for assemblies. Come on kids”......................Looking for Marian. What beautiful flowers”............Picking Posies. “And all that sort of thing”........Gazing at Thelma. “Oh, gee!” .........................Studying. Name Alias Favorite Expression Deed Tuerk, Mathilde ...... Twigger, Janet ....... Underwood. Malcom... Upson, Catherine ..... Vanetta, Chester...... Van Way, Elizabeth... Wachsmuth, Margaret. Wallace, Naomi ....... Walters, Irma ........ Webb, Margaret ....... Webster, Dorothy .... Wedemeyer, lone ...... Wescott, Bernice ..... West, Margaret ....... Wharton, Leona ....... Whitney, Carolyn ..... Wilde, Neva .......... Williams, Scott ...... Willison, Clifford Wilson, Alice ........ Wilson, Frances ...... Wilson, Richard ...... Winters, Carolyn ..... Woerner, Ellen ....... Womack, Rhodella ----- Woodruff, Gerald...... Woodward, Helen ------ Wost, Margaret ....... Yoho, John ........... Young, Florence ...... Young, Judith ........ “Tilda” ........“Oh, let me see”..................... “Jim” ..........“Where’s your answer book?”.......... “Underwood” ...“Gas tank leaks”...................... “Kay” ..........“Have ya heard this one?”.......... “Chet” .........“It couldn’t wuz”.................... “Betty” .........“Hello there, beautiful”............ “Margy”.........“Oh, heck” ....................... “We ............ When are you going to play tennis?’ “Walter” .......“Have you seen Thelma?”.............. Margaret” .....“I hated to come today”.............. Dot” ..........“It makes me so mad!”................ Weedy” ........'.“Oh, you know”..................... “Bernice” .......“Oh, Betty” ........................ West” ..........‘‘Is Mr. Scott coming?”............. Leona” ........ That’s done” ..................... Caddy” ........“Have you an extra pencil?”.......... “Neva” ......... Well. I like that!”............... Scott’ .........“S’all right” .................... “Kip” ..........“I’ll bite, what is it?”........... “A 1 lie ......“I don’t know”..................... “Frame”.........“Oh, that’s ripping!”.............. “Dick” .........“I’m studying” ...................... “Carolyn ....... But listen” ..................... “Elephant” _____:.“Oofty Goofty” .................... Dell” .........“Heta, Heta” ...................... “Ted” ..........“Got anything to eat?”............... “Woody” ........“How does my hair look?”........... “Migs” ..........“Oh, say kids”.................... Johnnie”.......“Haven’t got any”.................. “Fluff” ........“I got bawled out today”........... “Judy” ..........“I can type twenty a minute”...... Taking dancing lessons. Doing M8c. Riding the Cleveland. Furnishing 56 with college comics. Being editor. Cheering us all up. Vamping. Studying chemistry. Studying (?) in the hall. Selling tickets to “Seventeen.” Keeping her dates straight. Hiking. Spending sixth period on the stairs. Flirting. Writing to Dick. Worrying about chemistry problems. Being modest. Doing art work. Being hard boiled. Pretending to study. Studying. Being a make-believe man. Working on chemistry. Getting good grades. Wondering. Watching the clock. Speaking. Thinking of The Dalles. Being a math shark. Talking. Typing. No. ----00 LITERAYTOOR We found in the Spectre box:—1 stick of gum, but upon opening it we found there was only the wrapper. The Story of Gum From the gum mines in west Spitz-enbergen the pure gum is carried in huge refrigorated vats where it is kept in a molten state to keep it from hardening, for if it should harden, they could never break it into sticks. It is carted to the steel mines of Tanganyika to be softened with a little tungsten steel. It is carried up the Luapula River to Lake Bangweolo and down the Loangua River to the Makarikari salt pans where it is flavored. Then through Winheok and JUNE 1925 Walfish bay to Mendoza at the foot of Mt. Aconcagua, where it has volcanic lava added to it and is dropped off Aconcagua a few times to test its solidity. It is shipped to Portland, Oregon, to be sunburned (look under your desk in any class and you’ll find some). It is carried around the world 4 times in a Ford car to accustom it to a bumping motion and at Antofa-gosta is put in the gas tank to make it explosive so that high school students can crack it. It is rolled across the Sahara desert to liquefy it again. The trip hammers of the U. S. Steel Corporation pound it into sticks and it is stored in King Tut’s tomb to be aged in the wood for 5 minutes. It is then brought over in immense Vol. steamboats, and the gum that isn’t used for fuel is brought to the U. S. Gum is one of the most beneficial foods known to humanity. It is fine exercise for the gums and is good to reinforce the bottoms of chairs and tables. It also stops up the appendix, lubricates the esophagus, hardens the stomach, and is good rat or human poison if eaten in large enough quantities. It keeps many hollowheads from playing the saxophone because they can’t do more than one thing at one time. So you see what a benefit the Oshkosh Hard Rubber Corporation gives to humanity in its patent gum. Out of it are also made gum boots, gunboats, gunpowder, and Sorghum. 128 THE MONTHLY SPECTER EDJIKASHUNAL FILMS The Knight’s Reward As Wade Newbegin was whizzing, wheezing, speeding, tearing, bumping, rattling, flying, rolling, swimming, galloping, running along the road in his Ford twin-two he heard, above the panting of his steed, the faint cry of a fair damsel in distress. He immediately jumped his car over a couple of fences, 1 lake, two rivers, and a potato patch and found himself on the banks of Lake Chad. But the villain, Rudolph Valentino, had beaten him. Rushing down the Kirghiz Steps in his little Rolls Royce, he had seen the maiden stranded on a desert isle three feet from any land and rushed to her rescue, but when he came up to her, she turned up her nose in disgust and said:—‘‘Say! Do you expect me to be rescued by a man who has only a Rolls Royce. I’d rather walk.” So Rudolph went back to town to buy him a good car. Just as he was leaving, Chivalrous Wade saw him, and in a loud voice, tense with emotion, he demanded: “What do’est thou here, base villain. Get thee hence, or I’ll tweak thine ears.” So Valentino increased his speed. Then the brave knight turned to the fair lady in distress and said: “Be calm, Maiden, and I willst save thee.” “Oh, you’re so rheumatic,” she giggled. So he rescued her from Rudolph and the lake and they were married and lived happily ever after. ($.98 reward for information as to her name.) The Story of Simeon Cantril and the Speed Cops Simeon was afraid of traffic cops so he was going only sixty miles an hour on the fateful day when suddenly a villainous traffic cop sprung out and stopped him. So Simeon had to tell the judge that his rights as an autoist and a Hi-Y were being infringed upon. But the judge was a disgrace to the Fisherman’s Union and needed money so he told Simeon to run along, but to be sure to leave $6.00. SOCIETY NOTICE The order of ‘T will Rise” which convenes daily on North bound Mississippi street cars, has found the solution to the objectionable strap hanging. The plan goes as follows—Every other day the girls will please stand up and the other days the boys will please remain seated.—How’s that? If anyone has had enough patience, energy and imagination to read this haywired newspaper we certainly hope that after all that labor they appreciate our keen cents of humor. How I Became a Millionaire By Howard Budlong (This Story has been suppressed for $4.95 hush money from the Class treasury.) Some of Next Times Personal Glimpses “Vancouver the Great,” by Betty Van Way. “Me and My Boy Friend,” by Clara Park. 129 THE MONTHLY SPECTER EDITORIAL In compliance with the High Stand-ers of this extemporaneous combustion of high handed, outlawed literature, we, the editors, have been necessitated to discard, burn and throw in the ash-can, lots, lots, and more lots of waste paper which we, the editors, have submitted to ourselves. After scribbling and slashing pen and pencil around like a veteran of four wars, we ordered another ton of hi school pads. After we had used up all our resources—(both brains and writing material) we waded out of three feet of skull and bones. When our centes’ had been collected, we weighed each piece of scrap paper and all those weighing not less than .000005 electrons were collected and reprinted backwards. This is the first time the process of making the so-called-Specter has ever been diverged to the inhabitants of the little rcd-school-house. ----And so it has come to this- POTERY Ode on Intimations of Being Broke Frcm High School Experience Our pocketbook is but asleep and forgetful. The cash that rises with us, our life’s star Has elsewhere been setting And is from us afar Xot in ent.rc forgetfulness, But in utter emptiness nd trailing clouds of thunder do we come. From Dad who is at home. Pennies lie about us in our infancy, Shades of the poor-house begin to close .'pon the High School boy But hr beholds the cash and whence it goes He secs it but that’s all. The youth, who daily farther into bankruptcy Must 1 ravel still has his excuse And by a hope of paternal aid splendid Is on his way attended; At length the Old Man makes it die away And he has to find some other way. (Apologies from Mr. Wordsworth) New I Wonder Why------- ? The editors do with might and main Extract from their well worn brain 1 he preceding lines of (wit and humor) For Your inspection as a connoisseur. If by chance you do not agree Drop a hint with delight and glee For we are all merry good fellows Although our brains be a little hollow. From the sunset to the sunrise You Surely would be surprised If you could only surmise How copy writes were obtained and signed For the foregoing literary talent. Editorial policy—“Snappy Spooks.” Wanted—Somebody who won’t play for Commencement.—Spectre. Found—Zeta pin. will be returned ‘.o Larry Shaw as it has three chances of being his. Paid Advertisement. 0£St V«C t J • Whyt Wi 7 o ' DU f INC MU5IC I? ? EXAMS? US of coup se,tucre: arc A few LIKE Tni5x m Cci PVZ 2L£. find A iEhlOK WMC i_„ IS £ xCn pr __ ffiCflHAM 5. Well, TW' v ri,«rv 130 JOKES “A great poet met an ironical fate the other day.” “How?” “Starved to death with a volume of Bacon in his lap. ' She—While I appreciate the honor of your proposal of marriage, circumstances beyond my control compel me to decline. He—What are those circumstances? She—Yours. ❖ H H« Mrs. Binks—My husband is just getting over a spell of sickness and I want to buy him a shirt. Clerk—Yes, ma’am. Would you like something in a stiff bosom? Mrs. B.—No, sir; the doctor said he must avoid anything with starch in it. « “I tell you,’, said Bat, “the ould friends are the best after all, and I can prove it.', “How?” “Where can you find a new friend that has stood by you as long as the ould ones have ?” He He First Boy: You are not two-faced, anyway. Second Boy: I should say not! First Boy: If you were, you wouldn't be wearing the one you’ve got. Hi Hi “Did you really call this gentleman an old fool last night?” asked the judge. The prisoner tried hard to collect his thoughts. “Well, the more I look at him the more likely it seems that I did.” Hi ❖ Professor (in the middle of a joke)—Have I ever told the class this one before? Class (in chorus)—Yes. Prof, (proceeding)—Good! You will probably understand it this time. 131 The Spectrum June, 1925 BEFORE and AFTER GRADUATION Make This Store YOUR STORE The Quality Store of Portland. Oregon Ui riFTM. SIXTH. MORRISON, ALOCR STS. 132 � « «■� «B� «■� AM «■ «■� One of America’s Exceptional Business Colleges 1 here is no Substitute for Q uality In the quality of your business training lies all the difference between the superior and the mediocre position. Quality above all is the insistent demand of employers. They turn first to us for their help because they know that quality is the foundation of the Northwestern School of Commerce. That is why we have doubled and redoubled our enrollment in the last three years. That is why we attract the better type of student. That is why our graduates are prepared for leadership in the business world. IVrite for our new booklet just off the press. The why, when, and how of success. Sent free at your request. RTHWESTE Broadway at Salmon Main 4411 133 The Spectrum June, 1925 Office, Walnut 6262 Residence, Walnut 3641 DR. VINSON DENTIST Killingsworth Ave. at Albina Portland, Oregon Larry—I’m not fond of the stage, but I hear your father’s footsteps on the stairs, so I think I’d better go before the foot lights. TRY OUR MILK SHAKES—10c When you fail to eat at the BLUE AND GOLD BUFFET You miss a good treat 158 Sumner Street Walnut 4567 Dennison L.—What became of that handsome blonde you used to go with? Howard B.—Oh, she dyed! Lower Prices Highest Quality The ADELMORE PRESS Quality Printing PHOENIX BUILDING, FIFTH AND OAK STREETS Phone Broadwav 7975 “And a horse ran away with my brother and he wasn’t out for two months.” “That’s nothin’! My brother ran away with a horse and he wasn’t out for five years.” MILLER SCHOOL BEST BUSINESS TRAINING Western Bond and Mortgage Bldg. BROADWAY AND OAK Patronize Spectrum advertisers 134 June, 1925 The Spectrum HAROLD BAYLEY VIOLIN TEACHER 308-9 Fine Arts Bldg. KATHRYN SHARKEY, Assistant Res. Phon Ga. 3352 Studio Broadway 3754 Some Jefferson Pupils Who Have Studied Violin with Mr. Bayley GERTRUDE ISENSEE KENNETH KASEBERG THOMAS MONTGOMERY GWENDOLEN ROBERTS FLORENCE LEIGH GERTRUDE RICHTER HELEN WALKER MIGNON BRASEN MERLA HODSON TOM SCHELL HYMEN BRESLOW HARRY AHRENS JOHN CALDWELL WALTER GRANT The Japanese have a curious custom of taking off their shoes before entering a house. The same custom is observed by married men in this country. A negro maid came into the bank with her pay check, but on this occasion instead of the usual sign she made a circle. “What's the matter, Linda?” the teller asked. “Why don't you make a cross as usual?” “Why,” Linda explained, “Ah done got married yesterday and changed mail name.” Our aim is for Quality and Service Please our Customer and merit his Confidence PARRISH PRINTING SERVICE Better Printing - Better Service Live Stock Exchange Building Empire 1240 NORTH PORTLAND, ORE. Shop in the Spectrum 135 The Spectrum June, 1925 THE J. K. GILL CO. Booksellers : Stationers : Office Outfitters FIFTH AND STARK STREETS He—What do you say to a tramp by the river? She—Why, I never speak to one. “Everybody says there is something dove-like about me.” “Sure, you’re pigeon-toed.” H. A. STEMMER’S CONFECTIONERY Ice Cream, Soft Drinks, High Grade Candies, Cigars and Tobaccos HEADQUARTERS FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES Phone Walnut 0514 775 Union Ave. N. “She is very sympathetic.” “How do you know?” “She cried when I paddled the canoe.” Victim—Hey! that wasn’t the tooth I wanted pulled. Dentist—Calm yourself. I’m coming to it. A. F. CASE SON STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES Quality is the Cheapest Phones: Walnut 0768 Walnut 7010 136 Killingsworth Ave. Say you saw their ad in the Spectrum me June, 1925 The Spectrum % Fancy Mounting: Our Specialty Fine Watch Repairing: PEACOCK JEWELERS DIAMONDS Gold and Silversmiths : Art Novelties 171 Broadway Next to Hippodrome Theatre An Englishman writes to his wife from Rome: Tve visited the Forum and the Coliseum. Ah! if you only knew, my dear, how often I thought of you as I gazed at the old ruins!’’ School Supplies Fountain Lunch I HOMPSON -I OWE DRUE COMPANY. Walnut 0055 • Corner of Killingsworth and Albina History Prof.—Why are the Middle Ages known as the Dark Ages? Wise Frosh—Because there were so many knights. Jiich i £oa£ Teacher—Johnny, state a collective noun. Johnny—A vacuum cleaner. Frank Hardware and Electric Store QUALITY HARDWARE AND PAINTS Full line of Sporting Goods Garfield 8519 1393 Sandy Boulevard near 51st Our advertisers have all your needs The Spectrum JimC, IQ2j HONEYMAN HARDWARE CO. Park at Glisan Street Portland's Largest Sporting Goods Store WRIGHT DITSON-VICTOR CO. Baseball Supplies In Balls, Bats, Shoes, Masks, Mitts, Gloves and Uniforms “Louisville Slugger” Bats “Hey, Bill!” “What is it?” “Your doctor’s out here with a flat tire.” “Diagnose the case as flatulency of the perimeter, and charge him accordingly,” ordered the garage man. “That’s the way he does.” OTTO WEDEMEYER VOICE TEACHER 611 Maegly-Tichner Bldg. Portland, Ore. An army surgeon was examining a cowpuncher recruit. “Ever had an accident?” “No.” “What's that bandage on your hand?” “Rattlesnake bite.” “Don’t you call that an accident?” “Naw; the dang thing did it on purpose.” “John!” screamed Mrs. Peckmore in the stillness of the night, as somebody stumbled on the stairs, “is that you?” “No, dear,” called back Mr. Peckmore, a trifle unsteadily. “Pm a burglar. Call the police!” ROSEWAY UPHOLSTERY High Class Upholstery Work — Davenports and Chairs Made to Order — Repairng and Refinishing — All work guaranteed Tabor 4908 1316 Sandy, bet. 46th and 47th Support those who support you June, 1925 The Spectrum Cleaning BLACK AND WHITE Altering Dyeing CLEANERS Repairing Pressing Valet Service Deluxe Re lining 756 Alberta Street Garfield 0993 The ferryman was asked by a timid lady whether any persons were ever lost in the river. “Oh, no,” said he, “we always find ’em again, the next day” “Jones strikes me as a very promising young man.” “He strikes me that way, too ; but he never pays it back.” OLDS, WORTMAN KING’S For Real Values Teacher—Willie, can you tell me how matches are made? Willie—No, ma’am, but I don’t blame you for wanting to know. Teacher—Why, what do you mean? Willie—Mother says you have been trying to make one for years. PIGGLY WIGGLY 66 Serve Yourself and Save 99 8 Portland-owned Piggly Wiggly Stores Spectrum advertisers are your friends 139 The Spectrum June, 1925 Photography Photography has touched the life of everyone. It has supplanted to a large extent the use of Pencil and Brush, ranking today as one of the fine arts. —Henry Berger, Jr. BERGER STUDIO 205 Blue Mouse Theatre Building Student—Sir, I want permission to be away three days after the end of vacation. Prof.—Ah ! you want three more days of grace ? Student—No, three more days of Gertrude. Ross Co., Inc. aIIWCOMPARABLE y EATS 319 Mohawk Bldg. school Supplies! 1,11 kerdy st j PORTLAND, OREGON A, Unique Emblem Work Our Specialty JTTfJfc i SCHOOL PINS RINGS Say you saw their ad in the Spectrum 140 June, 192 j The Spectrum ALBERTA FURNITURE CO. Complete Home Furnishers Convenient Terms Alberta Street At Nineteenth “Is your son out of danger yet?” “No; the doctor is going to make three or four more visits.” Nothing but the Best at the KILLINGSWORTH AVE. DRUG CO. N. E. Cor. Albina and Killingsworth Ave. Phone Walnut 2376 Portland, Oregon She—Fm not myself tonight. ITe—Then we ought to have a good time. SANDWICHES QUICK SERVICE “Eat and Qo” ARRASMITH’S DESSERTS Howard—Would you like to go to the class play? Clare B. (excitedly)—Why, Fd just love to! Howard—Well, Fm selling tickets. Will you buy one from me? Anderson’s Cash Stores Support those ivho support you 141 The Spectrum June, 1925 Phone Broadway 4931 ATLAS PRINTING CO. Everything in Printing 851 i Fifth St. PORTLAND, OREGON The Sheik—Through the Sahara’s worst sand storm I have come to thee. The Sheikess—Aye, Rudolph, surely thou must be a man of grit! Main 0324 Call or Write DECKER business College Alisky Bldg, at Third and Morrison Offers intensive short-time courses that spell SUCCESS “1 heard a marine soprano last night.” “Marine ?” “Yes, she spent all her time on the high C’s.” PORTABLE PHONOGRAPHS V ictor-Brunswiek $15 $55 $45 $50 Camerphone Portables $.15 SHEET MUSIC : RECORDS Bueseher Instruments Weymann Banjos Seiberling-Lucas Music Company PORTLAND’S GREAT MUSIC STORE 151 Fourth near Morrison Patronise Spectrum advertisers 142 June, 1925 The Spectrum “How long does an engine last? asked an inquisitive old lady. “About thirty years.” “Oh, I should think a tough looking thing like that would last much longer than thirty years.” “Maybe it would, if it didn’t smoke so much.” Agricultural Implements 322-36 Hawthorne Ave. 321-335 E. Clay St. PORTLAND, OREGON 910 North Howard Street SPOKANE, WASHINGTON School Books Bought, Sold and Exchanged HYLAND BOOK STORE 204 Fourth St., Between Taylor and Salmon — Red Front Branch at 47 N. 5th street between Couch and Davis Phones: Garfield 5617-4819 Shop in the Spectrum 143 The Spectrum June, 1925 A farmer was trying to sell a horse. The animal was wind-broken, but sleek. The owner trotted him around for inspection and, bringing him back to the prospect, he stroked the horse’s back and remarked, “Hasn’t he a lovely coat ?” As he looked at the horse’s heaving sides, the prospect said, “Yell, his coat’s all right, but I don’t like his pants.” THE PENINSULA PUBLISHING CO. 54 Killingsworth Ave. W. Publishers THE PENINSULA HERALD The Suburban Newspaper with a Kick Walnut 7441 WE DO PRINTING Get Your Vacation Supplies at MARQUARDT BROS., Druggists CAMERAS, FILMS, POWDER CREAMS 8 Hours’ Film Service at the Drujc Store WALnut 0586 UNION and KILLINGSWORTH Support those zoho support you 144 June, 1925 The Spectrum BRINK’S PHARMACIES 13th and Washington — 13th and Jefferson 23rd and Irving Doctor: '‘Any insanity in the family?” Mrs. Suffragist: Well, no—only, my husband imagines he is head of the 1101186. KENTON INSURANCE AGENCY A. M. THOMPSON, Manager Insurance of All Kinds—Prompt Adjustment of Losses Walnut 4711 Kenton Station She: Now, you must teach me how to swim. He: But I don't know how to swim.” She: Well, then I'll teach you.” C. R. NELSON STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES FRUITS and FRESH VEGETABLES IN SEASON Phone Walnut 1531 E. 11th and Alberta Sts. He: Have you had static on your new radio?'’ She: Well, uncle has had Los Angeles and Cuba, and I’m sure he could get static if he wanted to.” LANE-MILES STANDISH CO. Printers JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL Boys and Girls of Today will be the Printing Buyers of Tomorrow. We solicit your future business. 309 Oak Street PORTLAND, OREGON Patronize Spectrum advertisers 145 The Spectrum June, 1925 Irvington Summer High School opens Monday, June 15, in the Irvington Club Building at East 22nd and Thompson Streets. All regular High School courses offered GARFIELD 1386 Gossip No. 1: “I hear the Nursemaids’ Union is on a strike. What’s it all about?” Gossip No. 2: “This time they’re demanding taximeters on the babies’ perambulators.” TYPEWRITERS Late Models Underwood - Remington - Royal - L. C. Smith Sale Terms — $5.00 monthly, if desired Rented — 3 months, $6.50 and up WHOLESALE TYPEWRITER CO., Inc. 113 Sixth Street Phone Broadway 7481 Tom Montgomery: “But 1 don’t think I deserve an absolute zero.” Mr. Johnson: “Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.” Grey-Rose Market and Grocery OLIVER SONS 242 Killingsworth Avenue Phone Walnut 5009 Daughter: “He says he thinks I’m the nicest girl in town. Shall I ask him to call?” Mother: “No, dear; let him keep on thinking so.” Soli’s For Drugs FILMS, CANDIES, STATIONERY, DRUGS, PRESCRIITIONS, ETC. Phone Walnut 4656 Corner Mississippi and Skidmore Our advertisers have all your needs 146 June, 1925 The Spectrum □c J1_______1L □□ IRWIN-HODSON COMPANY Printers Lithographers Engraved Announcements for High Schools Publishers of Annuals for Schools and Colleges cr—□ Stationery Department 387 Washington Street Furniture Department 391 Stark Street Plant and Office Fifteenth and Glisan Streets □c □□ 147 The Spectrum June, 1925 Garfield 6418 Empire 1014 CHAS. G. GISCHEL QUALITY MEATS AND POULTRY In connection with Carl G. Anderson Grocery 904 Alberta Street 817 Lombard Street Employer (sternly): “There are two quarters missing from my desk, and only you and I have a key. What about it?” Office Boy: “Well, sir, let’s pay a quarter each and say nothing about it.” Two negro teamsters were arguing as to how long craps shooting had been a popular pastime. “Ah tell yuh hit was invented in the Spanish-American War,” insisted Moses. “Xiggah, yoh ig-rance am shocking,” declared Raustus. “A man wrote a book called ‘Pair o' Dice Lost' befo’ Gawge Washin’ton was bawn.” Compliments of HIB ERNIAST BAHK Advertising Makes Magazine Possible EAGLE STORES CASH GROCERS Portland’s Neighborhood Cash Stores Patronize Spectrum advertisers 148 June, 1925 The Spectrum r A Business Training An essential part of your business training is a knowledge of banking methods. Learn how to handle your future employer's savings and checking accounts through your own banking experience. Start your savings account today. LADD TILTON BANK Oldest in the Northwest PORTLAND, OREGON v “How much did the assessor tax you on your automobile ?” “Nothing. When I showed him the car, he took out his pocketbook and gave me ten dollars.” Union Avenue and Portland Boulevard Roselawn Grocery Market J GUSTAV WALSTROM, Prop. Phone Walnut 0215 485 Roselawn Ave. Frosh : Soph: with.” “I bet I can make a worse face than you can.” “No wonder; look what you’ve got to start Eat FROSTKIST ICE CREAM at your School Cafeteria Mention the Spectrum when buying 149 The Spectrum June, 1923 SCHAFER VINTON GOOD GROCERIES :: SNAPPY SERVICE Contented Customers 524 East Fifteenth Street North Between Brazee and Knott Well-meaning Stranger: “Perhaps I can help you— there are one or two things I can tell you about your make of car.” Motorist: “Well, keep them to yourself, there are ladies present.” V. R. I). PUE Home Delieary and Dairy Produets 554 Alberta Street Phone Walnut 7463 Hobby: “Can’t I change my name today, ma?” Mother: “What in the world do you want to change your name for?” Hobby: “ ’Cause Pa said lie will whip me when he gets home, as sure as my name is Robert.’’ TIRES — TUBES — BATTERY — ELECTRICAL AND REPAIRING HEADQUARTERS SWANSONS AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE PALMER SWANSON PHONE GARFIELD 2507 N. E. corner 30th and Alberta Sts. Portland, Oregon Chloride, the colored maid had announced her impending departure. “What’s the matter, Chloride?” asked her mistress. “Aren’t your wages sufficient? Don’t we treat you right?” “Wellum, de wages is all right, an’ mostly yo’ treats me right, but de trouble is dis: Dere am too much shiftin’ of de dishes fo’ de fewness of de victuals.” TAROLA MOTOR CAR CO. Tabor 1869 42nd Sandy Blvd. East Side Maxwell and Chrysler Dealers Hiprh Grade Selection of Used Cars Say you saw their ad in the Spectrum 150 June, pi 5 The Spectrum The Sporting Thing . . . in the way of clothes is the thing which allows for freedom of movement and which at the same time is vital in line, vigorous in color — alive! . . . that’s what we give you in this store that is essentially for young people. (?o. Shop in the Spectrum 151 The Spectrum June, 1925 THE PENNANT SHOP I’hone Main 8998 172 Park Street WE MAKE EVERYTHING IN FELT School Work a Specialty Mr. Blimp: ‘‘Remember, the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.” Mrs. Blimp: “Then you come right in here and rule the world a while. I’m tired.” DUCO Lacquer Enameling, Painting, Varnishing CENTRAL AUTO PAINTING CO. Phone Broadway 4189 149 Lownsdale St., at Alder “He takes golf seriously, doesn’t he?” “Yes. If he had a sense of humor, he’d stop playing.” Office Phone, Walnut 5059 Residence Phone, Walnut 0759 OPEN DAY AND NIGHT WALNUT PARK GARAGE General Repairing, Battery Recharging, Welding : Tires, Tubes and Accessories : Machine Work THOS. F. BRADSHAW, Prop. “So you’re lost, little man? Why didn’t you hang on to your mother’s skirts?” Youngster: “Couldn’t reach it.” PHIPPS PHARMACY E. G. PHIPPS, Prop. THE KODAK STORE 817 Mississippi Ave. Phone Walnut 0306 Patronise Spectrum advertisers 152 June, 1925 The Spectrum Phone: Walnut 5617 SQUARE 1116 Union Ave. North Phoner: ‘‘Hello, Central! I want Blank 4796—and say, get it quick, like they do in the movies.'” Genuine Precision - Made Wood Work Kilter Brand West Virginia Oak Flooring NICOLAI - NEPPACH CO. Second and Davis Streets PORTLAND, ORE. THE VERNON MARKET Nothing: But the Best Meats, Poultry, Fish and Dairy Products FREE DELIVERY TWICE DAILY Garfield 5312 616 Alberta St. Mention the Spectrum when buying 153 The Spectrum June, 1925 See the WATERLESS COOKER Used in your Domestic Science Rooms Endorsed by Good Housekeeping Institute Today’s Housewife’s Testing Station New York Tribune Institute and many others What Are You Going to Do This Summer? Here is an excellent opportunity for remuneration for vacation work. An Ideal thing for canning—for the camping trip. Call and see us for our proposition R. C. SWIHART Phone Broadway 6262 Fitzpatrick Building, Ninth and Oak Streets Note—Sold direct if no representative in your district Iky: “My son's now in the army.” Jacob: “Has he a commission.” Iky: “No; he’s not working on a commission; he gets paid every month.” F. McDYER LADIES’ AND GENT’S TAILORING Suits Made to Order Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing, Remodeling, Alterations a Specialty Phone GA 5819 655 Alberta Street An ex-sailor ought to make a good college student, for he’d he used to being in deep water and at sea most of the time. GEO. W. BATES CO., BANKERS 553 Williams Avenue Our advertisers have all your needs 154 June, 1925 The Spectrum Compliments of Western Bond Mortgage Co. Capital and Surplus $1,100,000.00 Broadway at Oak PORTLAND, ORE. Country Boy: “Naw, I ain't sellin’ this big trout, mister. You ain’t got money enough to buy it.’’ City Angler: “Well, at least let me measure it, so I can say truthfully how big the trout was that got away from me.” For Your Picnic Lunches Remember VanGorder’s Exclusive Delikatessen Washington at Thirteenth 108 N. Twenty-first 515 Union Avenue N. First Attorney: “Your Honor, unfortunately I am opposed by an unmitigated scoundrel.” Second Attorney: “My learned friend is such a no- torious liar—” Judge (simply): “The counsels will kindly confine their remarks to such matters as are in dispute.” I am putting this Ad into Magazine: First, to get ness; second, Jefferson i home life, two of my sons having been students in Jefferson. There is no place in this city which will do as well by you for the money you can spend as I can—let me prove it to you. Staples the Jeweler and Optician 266 Morrison Street, between Third and Fourth Sts. Mention the Spectrum when buying 155 The Spectrum June, 1925 MT. HOOI) ICE CREAM Famous for its flavor “Why is it that a red-headed girl always marries a meek man?” “She doesn’t. He just gets that way.” Walnut 2016 Hours: 9 to 12; 1 to 5 DR. J. W. HAMILTON DENTIST 1044 Union Ave. North Portland, Oregon Corner Alberta Street Defending Attorney: “Think, gentlemen of the jury, my client is so deaf that he only hears the voice of conscience with difficulty.” Customer: “I want a fan to match my complexion.” Saleswoman: “Here is a hand-painted one.” ❖ “Have a cigar?” “No, thanks — swore off smoking.” “Well, put one in your pocket for tomorrow.” Spectrum advertisers are your friends 156 June, 1923 The Spectrum LUMBERMENS Trust (3mpAny—R A NK Thrift is only a matter of habit Try forming it with our dime savers Broadway - at - Oak PORTLAND, OREGON 157 The Spectrum June, 1925 IDEAL CASH GROCERY 387 Alberta Street at Union Ave. Quality Merchandise and Lowest Possible Prices Willis: “You know that excuse you told me to spring on the boss when I was late this morning?” Gillis: “Yes. I said it was a surefire excuse. Wasn't it?” Willis: “It was. He sure fired me.” C. F. DRISTIG FINE SHOE REPAIRING 649 Alberta Street Customer: “I tell you honestly that I won't be able to pay for the suit for another six months. When will it be ready ?” Tailor: “In another six months.” C. FRANK WOODRUFF 170 E. Killingsworth Avenue WOOD, COAL AND TRANSFER Walnut 6135 “Young man,” said the boss, “you told me yesterday afternoon that you had an engagement with your dentist.” “Yes, sir; I did.” “Well, I saw you at the ball game.” “Yes sir. The tall man sitting next to we was my dentist.” The Bob Shoppe Achieves a degree of perfection that lifts it above the plane of competition. Its merits, efficiency, and dependability are SPECIFICALLY known facts. Phone Main 1576 100 Ungar Bldg. Mention the Spectrum when buying 158 June, 1925 The Spectrum IF YOU WANT “The Best Clothes Money Will Buy” You’ll visit GRAY'S exclusive shop in the Pittock Block. We specialize in College and High School Business Prices $30.00 to $55.00 R. M. GRAY, Jr. Fifth Floor, Pittock Blk. PORTLAND, ORE. “My father only whipped me once, and that was for telling the truth.” “He must have whipped it all out of you.” “Paw, please pass the 'lasses.” “Son, you-all say molasses.” “Guan! how kin I say mo’lasses when ah hain’t had no ’lasses yiet?” Shop Foreman: “You ain’t one of them guys wat drops their tools and quits as soon as the whisle blows, are you ? New Man: “Not me! Why, I often have to wait five minutes after I put me tools away before the whistle blows.” L. B. WISE RESTAURANT Lunches Put Up 758 ALBERTA STREET TRY ME Say you sazv their ad in the Spectrum 159 The Spectrum June, 1925 Congratulations from Scott’s Grocery Market 9th and Roselawn Phone Walnut 2166 Judge: “This man says that after he fired a shot, he saw you run from his chicken coop.” Rastus: “He could easy be mistaken, judge. Fast as ah was runnin’, it might have been some one else what faintly resembled me.” SHAFFER SERVICE STATION Union Avenue and Sumner Street General Petroleum Products Fisk Tires She: “I wouldn’t think of marrying such an intellectual monstrosity and physical misfit as you are—you numbskull! Do you get me ?” He: “Well, from the general trend of your conversation, I should judge not.” Phone Walnut 5799 C. E. AFRICA GROCER 92 West Lombard Street MEAT MARKET IN CONNECTION First Member of Cavalry Detachment: “Lookee hear, Joe, how come you all to teach dat der mule all dem tricks? Ah can’t teach mah mule nothin’!” Second Ditto—“Dat’s easy; you-all jes’ has to know moh dan de mule.” Compliments of BACKUS MORRIS Sporting Goods at 273 Morrison Street Support those who support you June, 1925 The Spectrum “YOUR DRUGGIST” PIEDMONT PHARMACY Union Ave. at Alberta Phone Walnut 2704 WE DELIVER Results from a recent investigation in the borough of Brooklyn show that 80 per cent of all auto accidents are due to bad breaks. Miss Greathouse (trying out players for the class play) — Have you had any experience? Thelma N.—Yes, I had my leg in a cast once. “Who brought you here?” “A policeman.” “Drunk?” ‘I think he was, sir.” Flowers for any and all occasions Funeral designs our specialty 'P Geo. HENRY HARTWIG, Prop. Florist Phone Walnut 1512 697-699 Williams Ave. Spectrum advertisers are your friends Wide Bottom Stripe Trousers $6.50 to $8.50 S.WComer 4th. 8c Wash. Now is the time to order your Coal, Country Slab or Cord Wood Phone Broadway 0070 ♦12 25 TON I EdlefsenFuelCa Phone Broadwau 70 3010akat5th 161 The Spectrum June, 1925 Phone East 1469 Carmen - Sylva Kandy Kitchen PURITY OUR MOTTO HOME-MADE CANDIES OUR SPECIALTY 273 Russell Street Portland, Oregon He—That artist whose paintings show that angels are all women certainly didn’t know women. She—That is perhaps true. It may be that he knew only men. Voice—Is this the weather bureau ? How about a shower tonight ? Prophet—Don’t ask me. If you need one take it yourself. JUNE 1925 Class Announcement Furnished by College School Engraving Co. 125 Union Avenue Jack—Didn’t you see me downtown yesterday? I saw you twice. Jacqueline—I never notice people in that condition. He—I could dance on like this forever. She—Oh, I’m sure you don’t mean it! You’re bound to improve. ERNEST’S CONFECTIONERY 1156 Union Ave. at Killingsworth Lunch the Tostwich Way Great With Malted Milk Patronise Spectrum advertisers 162 June, 1925 The Spectrum Butterfly Beauty Shop Twenty-second and Alberta Streets MARCEL, 75 cts.; SHINGLE, 35 cts. Charity Worker—Fm collecting for the poor. What do you do with your old clothes? Poor Salaried Man—I hang them up carefully in the evening and put them on again in the morning. Clubman—Have a game of chess, Brown? Crossword Puzzle Fan—No, my doctor has forbidden me to look at anything with squares on it. The Finest Theatre in the Northwest GRAEPER’S Egyptian Theatre Showing Only the Best of Motion Pictures The only Suburban Theatre of Absolute Fireproof Construction Bill Smith, a country shopkeeper, went to the city to buy goods. They were sent immediately and reached home before he did. When the boxes were delivered, Mrs. Smith, who was keeping the shop, uttered a scream, seized a hatchet and began frantically to open the largest one. “What’s the matter, Sarah ?” asked one of the bystanders, who had watched her in amazement. Pale and faint, Mrs. Smith pointed to an inscription on the box. It read: “Bill inside.” We Greet You, 1925 Graduation Class —wish you all success H. A. STEVENS Support those who support you 163 The Spectrum June, 1925 Qood Luck to All You Fellows! When you get out on the firing line and the old bus needs greasing up, don’t forget Motor Oils It has been rumored that they are installing a hydraulic room in the engineering department to obtain steel wool. Friend—Last night Jones and I were walking down the railroad track when all of a sudden I heard a train coming, so I got off the track. After the train went by, I looked around, but I couldn’t see Jones. I went down the track a-piece, when all at once I seen Jones’ arm. I went on some more and seen Jones’ leg alongside of his head. All at once I stopped—‘the sweat began to pour off my head and I thought, Gosh! something must have happened to Jones.” This is my second trip around the globe,” said the moth as he circled the porch light. “Snappy Styles for Snappy Students” NEWEST CREATIONS IN FOOTWEAR GUARANTEE SHOE STORE 845 Mississippi Avenue Support those who support you 164 June. 1925 The Spectrum BREWERS GROCERY QUALITY AND SERVICE Walnut 0436 1355 E. 13th Street N. To the thin—Don’t eat fast. To the fat—Don’t eat—fast. “What’s the matter?” “I wrote an article on fresh milk and the editor condensed it.” Is pants singular or plural? If a man wears ’em it’s plural. Well, if he doesn’t? It’s singular. Superior Typewriter Service STANDARD MACHINES Rent for 3 months — $7.00 Call Broadway 8790 Lobby Ry. Exch. Bldg. “Sure—Our Service Is On ‘ALL MAKES’ ” She was telling an acquaintance about her girl friends: “Yes,” she said, “my friend Maud is only 25, but she’s been married three times, and all her husbands have been named William.” “You don’t say,” replied he. “Why, she must be a regular Bill collector.” “Did the traffic cop arrest you?” “Twice; when I couldn’t stop he arrested me for speeding and when I finally stopped and couldn’t start he arrested me for blocking traffic.” Jeffersonne Beauty and Hemstitching Shoppe SPECIAL PRICES TO JEFFERSON STUDENTS Marcell, 80 cts.; Shampoo, 40 cts.; Manicure, 35 cts. Dressmaker Specializes in Graduation Dresses 1135 Albina Ave. Walnut 4821 Mention the Spectrum when buying 165 The Spectrum June, 1925 After your graduation— The Decker Business College o Alisky Building, Portland, Ore. PREPARES YOU TO ENTER THE BUSINESS WORLD We Specialize in Any Branches You Wish to Take CHOOSE YOUR LINE OF STUDY Position for Each Graduate When two negroes were walking in a graveyard and read the epitaph, ‘‘Not dead but sleeping,” Rastus said: “Well, he shore ain’t kiddin’ nobody but hisself!” “A fellow just told me that I look like you.” “Where is he? I’d like to knock his block off.” ‘‘I killed him.” Garfield 2250 DELIVERIES HAMSTREET’S GROCERY 758 Alberta GROCERIES ANI) CONFECTIONS QUALITY AND SERVICE SINCE 1890 MARTIN-FORBES CO. Florists Main 0269 354 Washington Say you saw their ad in the Spectrum 166 June, 1925 The Spectrum McDOUGALL CONN CO. Elks Temple Corner CONN BAND INSTRUMENTS Sheet Music and Music Books FREE LESSONS ON ALL INSTRUMENTS YOU Get the BEST at ROGER’S PERFECTION BAKERY “ALBERTA’S LEADING BAKERY” We Give Special Attention to Orders for Parties and Weddings We Are Here to Serve and Please 672 ALBERTA STREET “I don’t see why you haggled so much with the tailor about the price. You’ll never pay him.” “Oh! but, you see, I am conscientious. I don’t want the poor fellow to lose more than is necessary.” You’ll find all the newest Spring styles, fabrics and colors now on display at my store $25 $30 $35 BEN SELLING Morrison at Fourth Portland’s Leading Clothier for Over Half a Century Spectrum Joke Editor—You sit down on every joke I write. Chester V.—Well, I wouldn’t if there was any point to them. S. H. LABBE HARDWARE PAINTS — OILS E. 21st and Alberta Garfield 4421 Our advertisers have all your needs 167 The Spectrum June, 1925 Luxury Sandwich Spread Makes a Delicious Sandwich At all Leading Grocers—A Home Product LUXURY KITCHENS Garfield 3518 354 Union Ave. N. Father is glad he has finished working his son’s way through college. 3� : The sweet young thing was being shown through the Baldwin locomotive works. “What is that thing?” she asked. “That,” answered the guide, “is an engine boiler.” She was an upJto-date young lady and at once became interested. “And why do they boil engines?” she inquired. “To make the engine tender,” politely replied the guide. The Bank for Young Men and Women The United States National welcomes the opportunity of opening a Savings Account for every young man or woman who desires a college education. It is the most resultful means to that end Broadway amid Siij ihi. atf Stark. Mention the Spectrum zvhen buying 168 June, 1925 The Spectrum GATE’S FILLING STATION BATTERY SERVICE VULCANIZING TIRE SERVICE E. 15th and Alberta Streets Phone Garfield 6293 Ralph F.—They say Wade N. plays a wicked game of golf. Tom M.—Yes, it is positively sinful. Ray H.—Does she like you? Denny L.—She sure does. Had four blow-outs while out riding yesterday and she never got mad once. IRVINGTON SWEET SHOP East Fourteenth and Broadway ICE CREAM :: CANDIES :: PASTRIES Tel. EAst-4171 WE DELIVER ‘T think Holden ought to make a good singer. “How’s that?” “He has legs like a canary.” R. L. BARNARD HARDWARE AND ELECTRICAL GOODS Tinware, Glass and Paints Phone Walnut 1982 1144 Union Ave., N. First Frosh (at examination)—How far are you from the correct answer? Second Frosh—Two seats. Phone Garfield 6220 MRS. ANNA SINCLAIR Rose Fan Beauty Parlor LADIES’ AND CHILDREN’S HAIR CUTTING MARCELLING and CURLING 752 Alberta Street Patronise Spectrum advertisers 169 The Spectrum June, 1925 1600 starts toward Success in 1925 Behnke-Walker Business College has placed every graduate who wanted one, in a paying position. Are you going to be among those who receive their start in business through this old established business college ? Its graduates, TODAY, are filling thousands of important places in the business world throughout the country. It will receive from business houses, this year, 1600 calls for trained men and women to take good paying positions. With its experienced faculty and proven courses of study in all business branches, it gives you the most training in the shortest ] eriod of time. Decide to make your start through Behnke - Walker Business College. Send for FREE Success Catalog Business College Fourth near Morrison Say you sazv their ad in the Spectrum 170 June, 1925 The Spectrum The Irvington Electric Bakery 676 East Broadway Phone Garfield 0317 “What are the most interesting years in a woman's life, doctor? “The eight or ten years she remains at twenty-five. Frederick J. Berber Albert Berber Phone Walnut 1522 WILLIAMS AVENUE PLANING MILL GENERAL PLANING MILL WORK 831 Williams Ave. Portland, Oregon Patient—There’s an awful rumbling in my stomach, doctor, like a wagon going over a street car track. Doctor—H’m ! Probably that truck you ate last night. ALBERTA PHARMACY We are as Close to You as Your Telephone GA rfield-8717 Teacher—Take this sentence, “Take this cow out of this lot. What mood? James Lee—The cow. There are many reasons why Jeffersonians Like the Hazelwoods Our menus offer both restaurant and fountain service! Happy, commodious dining room! The finest of food! You’re always sure of “running into” other Jeffersonians here. THE 3 HAZELWOODS 388 Washington 127 Broadway East Broadway and Wheeler Support those who support you 171 The Spectrum June, 1925 LEACH’S PHARMACY “Everything for the Student” Garfield 0514 674 East Broadway At the grave of the departed the old darkey pastor stood, hat in hand. Looking into the abyss, he delivered himself of the funeral oration. “Samuel Johnson,” he said sorrowfully, “you is gone. An” we hope you is gone where we ’specks you ain’t.” IRVINGTON SHOP Specialty in Children’s Hair Cutting W. JAGIELSKI, Prop. 15th and Broadway Pupil—I am indebted to you for all I know. Teacher—Don’t mention it; it’s a mere trifle. To be thrifty- one must save. Saving brings success and financial independence. Open a savings account today; add to it each month and it will prove your financial salvation. The Northwestern National Bank Morrison Street, Sixth to Broadway PORTLAND, OREGON Spectrum advertisers are your friends 172 June, 192 j The Spectrum Reliable Drug Store Service White Clover Ice Cream BROADWAY PHARMACY E. 24th and Broadway Garfield 0212 WE DELIVER IT A traveling salesman sent the following telegram to his wife on his first trip away from home (upon discovering that he had forgotten all his extra underwear) : S. (). S. B. V. D. P. D. Q. C. O. D. Golf Novice (after first stroke)—When do I use the putter ? Instructor—Sometime before dark, I hope. Old Lady (laying aside a newspaper she had been read-ing)—I always thought firemen were dignified gentlemen. Her Son—They are, mother. Why? Old Lady—Well, it says here that by 9 o'clock, after a hard fight, the fire was under control and the firemen played on the ruins all night. GOOD CLOTHES FOR YOUNG MEN SNYDER FURNITURE CO. Good Furniture Saving Prices Bet. 16th and 17th on Alberta Mention the Spectrum when buying 173 The Spectrum June, I )2 n ‘‘SCIENCE FOR SERVICE” Through each of its three grand divisions of work, The Experiment Station, The Extension Sendee, and Resident Instruction Oregon Agricultural College Is bending the power of science to the service of the industries, homes, natural resources and citizenship of Oregon. It offers to all the youths of the state a liberal and practical education through scientific training in the following schools and departments: The School of Basic Arts and Sciences Providing the foundation training upon which technical specialization is built. THE TEN TECHNICAL SCHOOLS Agriculture— Pharmacy— Forestry— (B.S., M.S. degrees) (B.S., Ph.C. degrees) (B.S., M.S. degrees) Engineering— Chemical Engineering— Mines— (B.S., M.S. degrees) (B.S. degree) (B.S. degree) Home Economics Commerce— Vocational Education— (B.S., M.S. degrees) (B.S. degree) (B.S., M.S. degrees) Military Science and Tactics, (B.S. degree) The training includes physical education, industrial journalism, social sciences, and music. Entrance and graduation requirements are standard. Through the usual rating organizations the College is accredited to the best graduate schools in America. Student life is exceptionally well organized to develop ideals of leadership and service to the commonwealth. For illustrated booklets and specific information write to The Registrar OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Corvallis. Oregon Weary Traveler—I want to catch the last train to Tio-perary. How far is it to the station? Native Rustic—About a mile and a halt. sorr. Shure, ye’ve plenty of time and no need to hurry at all if ye run loike holy blazes. First Husband—Are you and your wife happy? Second Ditto—Oh, very happy! But let’s talk about something cheerful. Drink R-Porter —the bottled flavor of Raspberries IT’S DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING HENRY WEINHARD PLANT PORTLAND, OREGON Our advertisers have all your needs 174 June, I9 j The Spectrum Victoria Sweet S h o p p e CANDY O. E. NORDAHL FOUNTAIN Garfield 5022 18th and Alberta Sts. First Stude—Is that a new girl you were with the other night ? Second Stude—Nope, just the old one painted over. Walnut Park Pharmacy J. E. HATCH, Prop. HIGH SCHOOL SUPPLIES Prescriptions a Specialty. Try our Fountain Walnut 5651 1043 Williams Ave., near Alberta Anna—Marie says that she uses lemon juice on her face for her complexion. Bella—Yeah, I wondered what gave her that sour look. EDA MARJORIE PIANO — VIOLIN — HARMONY Hiprh School Credits Given Phone Broadway 1957 408-12 Fine Arts Building “Does your father know Fm shooting on his pasture ?” “I guess so. He locked the livestock in the barn today.” Phone Garfield 5617-4819 LOYD SON Staple and Fancy Groceries Fresh and Smoked Meats 20th and Alherta Sts. Portland, Oreon Shop in the Spectrum 175 THE ADVERTISER’S INDEX -=-T«gfc ) AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE Page Central Auto Painting Co.... 152 Gate’s Filling Station....... 169 Shaffer Service Station..... 160 Swanson’s Automotive Service... 150 Tarola Motor Car Co......... 150 Walnut Park Garage.......... 152 Waverly Motor Oils.......... 164 BAKERIES Holsum Bread ............... 137 Irvington Electric Bakery... 171 Roger’s Perfection Bakery.... 167 BANKS George W. Bates Co........ 154 Hibernia Bank .............. 148 Ladd Tilton................ 149 Lumbermen’s Trust Co........ 157 Northwestern National Bank--- 172 The United States National Bank 168 Western Bond Mortgage Co... 155 BEAUTY SHOPS The Bob Shoppe.............. 158 Butterfly Beauty Shop....... 163 Irvington Shop ............. 172 Jeffersonne Beauty and Hemstitching Shoppe ....... 165 Rose Fan Beauty Parlor...... 169 BOOKS J. K. Gill Co............... 136 Hyland Book Store........... 143 CAFETERIAS Arrasmith’s ................ 141 Blue and Gold Buffet........ 134 Smithson’s ................. 140 CLEANERS Black and White Cleaners..... 139 Four Square Cleaners and Dyers 153 CLOTHIERS Bradford Clothes Shop....... 161 R. M. Gray, Jr.............. 159 Lowey Co.................. 143 Mathis ..................... 173 Ben Selling ................ 167 CONFECTIONERS Carmen-Sylva Kandy Kitchen... 162 Ernest's Confectionery ..... 162 Irvington Sweet Shop........ 169 H. A. Stemmer............... 136 Victoria Sweet Shoppe....... 175 DENTISTS J. W. Hamilton.............. 156 Dr. Vinson ................. 134 DEPARTMENT STORES Lipman. Wolfe Co.......... 151 Meier Frank Co........... 132 Olds. Wortman King....... 139 DRUG STORES Alberta Pharmacy ........... 171 Brink’s Pharmacies ......... 145 Broadway Pharmacy ......... 173 Killingsworth Ave. Drug Co.. 141 Leach’s Pharmacy .......... 172 Marquardt Bros.............. 144 Phipp’s Pharmacy .......... 152 Piedmont Pharmacy .......... 161 Soil’s .................... 146 Thomp«on-Lowe ............. 137 Walnut Park Pharmacy....... 175 ENGRAVERS College School Engraving Co. 162 Hicks-Chatten .............. 144 FLORISTS George Betz Son........... 161 Martin-Forbes Co............ 166 FUEL Edlefsen Fuel Co............ 161 C. Frank Woodruff........... 158 FURNITURE Alberta Furniture Co........ 141 Rose way Upholstery ....... 138 Snyder Furniture Co......... 173 GROCERIES Pag- C. E. Africa................ 160 Anderson’8 Cash Stores....... 141 Brewer’s Grocery ........... 165 A. F. Case Son............ 135 Eagle Stores ............... 148 Grey-Rose Market and Grocery... 148 Hamstreet’s Grocery ........ 166 Ideal Cash Grocery........... 158 Loyd Son................... 175 C. R. Nelson................. 145 Piggly-Wiggly .............. 139 V. R. D. Pue................ 150 Roselawn Grocery and Market.. 149 Schafer Vinton............ 150 Scott's Grocery Market.... 160 Van Gorder’s Delicatessen.... 155 HARDWARE R. L. Barnard.............. 169 Frank Hardware Electric Store ..................... 137 Honeyman Hardware .......... 138 S. H. Labbe................ 167 R. C. Swihart................ 154 R. M. Wade Co.............. 143 ICE CREAM Frostkist Ice Cream.......... 149 Mt. Hood Ice Cream........... 158 INSURANCE Kenton Insurance Agency...... 145 JEWELRY Peacock Jewelers ............ 137 Ross Co.. Inc............. 140 Staples ..................... 155 LUMBER Nicolai-Neppach Co.......... 153 Williams Avenue Planing Mill.. 171 MEAT MARKETS Chas. G. Gischel............ 148 Vernon Market ............... 153 MISCELLANEOUS Luxury Kitchens ............. 168 The Pennant Shop............ 152 Henry Weinhard Plant........ 174 MUSIC Harold Bayley ............... 135 McDougall Conn Co........... 167 Seiberling-Lucas Music Co... 142 Eda Marjorie Trotter........ 175 Otto Wedemeyer .............. 138 PHOTOGRAPHERS Berger Studio ............... 140 PRINTERS Adelmore Press .............. 134 Atlas Printing Co........... 142 Irwin-Hodson Co............. 147 Lane-Miles Standish Co..... 145 Parrish Printing Service... 135 Peninsula Printing Co...... 144 RESTAURANTS The Hazelwood ............... 171 H. A. Stevens.............. 163 L. B. Wise................. 159 SCHOOLS Behnke-Walker ............. 170 Decker Business College.....142. 166 Irvington Summer High School. 1 6 Miller School ............. 131 Northwestern School of Commerce .................. 133 Oregon Agricultural College— 174 SHOES C. F. Dristig.............. 15S Guarantee Shoe Store....... 161 SPORTS Backus Morris............ 160 A. G. Spalding Bros...... lo6 TAILORS F. McDyer ................. 154 THEATRES Egyptian Theatre .......... 163 TYPEWRITERS Superior Typewriter Service. 165 Wholesale Typewriter Co.... 146 176