Jefferson High School - Lions Roar Yearbook (Jefferson, OR)

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Jw11wfy,1928 The Spectrum Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Know ye all by these presents that we, the Jan. '28 Class of Jefferson High School, realizing that, life being near its end, we must take leave of Jefferson, Where we have absorbed all available knowledge, and we, being of the age of four years-more or less-of sound mind and good judgment, and acting under no menace, fraud, duress, restraint, or undue influence, do hereby declare, ordain, decree, proclaim, publish, copyright, and patent this, our last will and testament. THUS WOULD WE WILL: First: To Mr. Jenkins, our deepest and most sincere grati- tude for his helpful guidance during our four years at Jefferson. Second: To our beloved and care-worn faculty, our appre- ciation for their advice and a regret for our sins, both of omission and commission. Third: To Miss Greathouse, our hearty thanks for her excellent work with our amateur aspirants to stage-land. Fourth: Individually- I, John Bonebrake, will my presidential gavel and ability as Wielder of such to Henry Olsen. I, Corwin Calavan, am taking Her with me. l, Merrit Cowley, will my paper route to Kenneth Tor- moehlen. I, Jean McLeod, will by pleasing personality to Jean Bigler. I, Alice Coulter, will my dreamy eyes to Alice Miller. We, Glen Dolan and Charles Dolloff, will our ability as hashers to anyone wishing to get rich quick. I, Leona Brown, bequeath my ability to read shorthand for Miss Cunningham to Lucretia Warren. I, John Burntrager, will my risque jokes to Dub Palmer. I, Lee Allbert, will my loud striped trousers to Jack Trusty. I, William George, leave my poetical creations to Helenie Stratton. I, Marjorie Huckabay, will my way with red-haired sheiks to any girl wishing to make a hit with one. I, Dorothy McLeod, bequeath my curiosity to Felix. l, Mary lllurphy, leave my Swedish name to Ignatius Dombroski. We, Lena Plock and Annie Watson, will our dimples to Juanita Vinson and Katherine Harvey. Twenty-ni

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The Spectrum Jamwfy,1928 are indeed proud that this play is one of the best ever pre- sented at Jefferson. As part of our plans for the final flight, on December 2nd, we christened our plane Preparing today, doing tomorrow . December 9th, we again landed, this time to give a dance in honor of the class that is to succeed ours. And now we have only to look forward, through our tele- scope of the few short weeks ahead, to our long-anticipated goal, Commencement, and the biggest celebration of all, the Senior Prom. Then will come the take-off for our last great flight into the world on the wings of our beloved plane, the Spirit of Jan. '2S . Comparison HELEN HURULIN I came, I saw, I conqueredfl So said J. Caesar of Rome, After nabbing a piece of worthless land, Then returning, self-satisfied, home. If I should question Caesar's task, Dame Histr'y in horror would faint, For he in the light of Fame will bask As long as the sword is great. You may say that it can't be so, And dispute my integrity, But We have accomplished a great deal more Than this man of antiquity. We did not sail the calm Southern sea, Nor vanquish some weak, passive land. Nay, we stood our ground and did not flee Old Learningls stout commands. Twenty-eight

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The Spectrum Jamwfy.1928 I, Alaris Smith, will my demureness and unobtrusive man- ner to Alice Staples. I, Edna Dagsland, will my cashiering ability to the next banker in Room 39. I, Marian Damskov, will my good will to all the students remaining at school. I, Ruth Erikson, leave my baby face to Eleanor Nielan. I, Florence Hansen, will my talkativeness to Josephine Erickson. I, Dorothy Thompson, bequeath my gentle bearing to Eliz- abeth Perry. I, Lucille Kellermann, leave my Benson boy to anyone who has a failing for blacksmiths. I, Alan Kammerer, leave my musical voice to Jerry Kinzel. I, Edwin Lofquist, will my phantom flivver to anyone who wants the makings for a junk shop. I, Waldo Perry, will my naturally curly hair to Herbert Holl. I, Robert Veness, will my popularity with the girls to Mar- vin Crawford. I, Bertil Wester, will my business ability to Vernon Davis. I, Charline Kunkle, will my job to the next Tri-Y president. I, Bob Mercer, leave my numerous rings to Dick Simon. I, Madeleine Adams, leave my motherly Ways to Hester McNaughton. I, Helen Anderson, will my vacant periods in the library to Bus Prendergast. I, Virginia Fiedler, will my half of the basketball letter to anyone who will have it. I, Galen Chetelat, leave my 13 terms of scholastic endeavor to Art Flegel. I, Conrad Wilcke, do hereby bequeath the remains of my auto to some master mechanic. I, Brian Mimnaugh, will my Weakness for red hair to who- ever needs such a failing. I, Bill Minsinger, will my Zeta pin to the jeweler for re-sale. I, Dorothy lVIcKenney, will my school girl complexion to Proctor and Gamble. I, Lynn Downs, leave to Jefferson High School the memory of my shining presence. I, Jean Garman, leave to the next editor of the Spectrum, Hope and Ambition. Thirty