Jefferson High School - Jeffersonian Yearbook (Goshen, IN)

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Horrorscope NAME AMB11-1oN WEAKNESS John Berkey Be a Deisel expert A pug nose William Berkey Learn to Hlrt Hunting Vera Dull Know everything Physics Lester Eash To be a preacher Preacher's part fhairj Ruth Everest To be well dressed Modeling Parisian frocl- s Horace Fairneld Roy Gardner Audrey Harrington Betty Kitson Christine Logan Violet Nlatlier Maynard Mills Esther Morse Robert Nusbauni LaVonne Sinetzer Mary Stark Charles Thwaits Take life easy Be handsome Great musician Stenographer To be unique Be a vamp To grow up To find someone Look innocent Be a redhead To be dizzy To go places Leap Year dates Kate's breakfasts Gift of gab Gossip Dancing and Hollywood diet Onions and milk bottles Girls Bungalow for two Women Tears Her dignity Leap Year dates What's in a Name? 1Qn Iohn Bei key William Herkey Vera Dull Ruth Everest Horace Fairfield Lester Easli Roy Gardner Christine Logan Audrey liarrirgton Betty Kitson Violet Mather Maynard Mills Esther Morse Robert Nusbaum LaVonne Smetzer Mary Stark Charles Thwaits .IOLLIEST BOY IVINXIINIG BLONDE VERY DUMB RATHER EXCITABLE IYANDSOME FOOL LOST EVERYTHING REAL GUY CULTURFD LUNATIC AWFUL HEADACHE BEAUTIFUL KISSER VAMPER'S MAP MORTIFIED MONKEY EGOTISTICAL MORTAL REAL NUISANCE LITTLE SKIPPER MODEL SWEETHEART COLORFUL TORME WTOR Verna Stambaugh Frances Holbert Alvin Warstler Harold Anglemyer I. L. Trump Robert Welty VERY SISSIFIED FRIEND HUSBAND AWFULLY WARY HISTORICAL ANYWAY JUST LIKE TYRANT RABBID WHISTLER Page 1 6

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Well, said Johnny, What do you think will be our next scene? Its hard to tell, I answered. Now, l am sure that most of us would like to be there for it was a beautiful man- sion in the Catskill mountains. But why all the cars? I asked, johnny didn't reply, but we soon found out. It was a wedding, and the blushing bride was Esther Morse. The mansion was to be her home. Who was the groom? None other than Robert Nusbaum, owner of one of the richest gold mines in the east. Again we heard much moise but could see little of our scene. But it presently ap- peared and there was our coach. Nate Warstler, of '36, congratulating his star athlete, Charles Thwaits, who had just won the one-mile race at the Olympics. Music then came to our ears. We then saw the world's greatest orchestra, under the direction of Miss Audrey Harrington. ' Iohnny said, Some people can certainly stick to their ambitions. Our next scene was at a college. We saw two girls doing plenty of gum chewing and whispering. Look, I said, It's Miss Stambaugh and Miss Holbert. They had better look out for the professor is watching them. Wait! Isn't the professor Mr. Trump? It was he all right and the scene was at North Manchester College. We then saw a large dairy farm, and could see someone carrying a milk pail. It proved to be Mary Stark and the farm in Iowa. She had just won first prize with her cattle at the National Livestock show, Our next scene was right back at the dear old I. H. S. Several additions had been made to it already. There was an enrollment of nearly two thousand pupils. The janitor was Lester Eash. Johnny said, I guess that is all. lust then the newspaper boy came in with the New York Herald. The headlines screamed: NEWSPAPER HAS NEW EDITOR. Well, said Johnny, I Wonder who he is? The editor turned out to be Maynard Mills of our class, Say, I said, We did forget him. While reading we turned to the sports page and saw that the Tigers of I. H. S., of Indiana, had taken national basketball honors. We finally closed the paper with high hopes for all of Jefferson. After wishing Johnny luck, I went my Way, feeling happy over my views of my former classmates. VERA DULL Page I5

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JOKES Mr. Trump: Roy, can yoii tell the class how much difference there is between the words 'notorious' and 'famous'? Roy Gardner: Off-hand, Fd say as much as there is between the smell of lim- berger cheese and that of a rose. ' Lloyd Coyle: Ma, if the baby was to eat tadpole, would it give him a big bass voice like a frog? Mother: Good gracious, no! They'd kill him, Lloyd: Well, they didn't, .,l..1.-- -- Ada: Inst look at this perfectly gorgeous engagement ring Jimmie gave me last night! Eloise: Good gracious! Has that ring finally got around to you? Billy Bridge: Father, how do you spell 'high'? Father: H-i-g-h Why do you want to know? Billy: H 'Cause I'm writiitg a composition on the 'High-ena.' -....R.i.,, Horace Fairfield was visiting at Logan's and asked Christine's little brother what time dinner would be served. As soon as you've gone, was the prompt reply. It was Mrs. Ang1emyer's first attempt at cooking, and when her husband came home he saw a very long pie on the table. What ever is that? asked wr. Anglernyer. I c0uldn't get any shorter rhubarb, she replied. i Harry: Dont you think women are best qualified to pick the best candidates? Lester: They certainly don't show it. Look what some of them marry, Mr. Trump: Look here, waiter: I ordered chicken pie and there isn't a single piece of chicken in it. Waiter: That's being consistent, sir. We also have cottage cheese but so far as I know there's not a cottage in it. The Newlyweds had just alighted from the ship. Let's don't appear like newly- weds, exclaimed Mrs Bixler. All right, you carry the umbrella and baggage, replied Mr. Bixler. Lloyd Coyle, talking to a girl: You look good enough to eat. Violet Mather replied, Thank yon, I do eat Paile 17