Jefferson High School - Jeffersonian Yearbook (Goshen, IN)

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Well, said Johnny, What do you think will be our next scene? Its hard to tell, I answered. Now, l am sure that most of us would like to be there for it was a beautiful man- sion in the Catskill mountains. But why all the cars? I asked, johnny didn't reply, but we soon found out. It was a wedding, and the blushing bride was Esther Morse. The mansion was to be her home. Who was the groom? None other than Robert Nusbaum, owner of one of the richest gold mines in the east. Again we heard much moise but could see little of our scene. But it presently ap- peared and there was our coach. Nate Warstler, of '36, congratulating his star athlete, Charles Thwaits, who had just won the one-mile race at the Olympics. Music then came to our ears. We then saw the world's greatest orchestra, under the direction of Miss Audrey Harrington. ' Iohnny said, Some people can certainly stick to their ambitions. Our next scene was at a college. We saw two girls doing plenty of gum chewing and whispering. Look, I said, It's Miss Stambaugh and Miss Holbert. They had better look out for the professor is watching them. Wait! Isn't the professor Mr. Trump? It was he all right and the scene was at North Manchester College. We then saw a large dairy farm, and could see someone carrying a milk pail. It proved to be Mary Stark and the farm in Iowa. She had just won first prize with her cattle at the National Livestock show, Our next scene was right back at the dear old I. H. S. Several additions had been made to it already. There was an enrollment of nearly two thousand pupils. The janitor was Lester Eash. Johnny said, I guess that is all. lust then the newspaper boy came in with the New York Herald. The headlines screamed: NEWSPAPER HAS NEW EDITOR. Well, said Johnny, I Wonder who he is? The editor turned out to be Maynard Mills of our class, Say, I said, We did forget him. While reading we turned to the sports page and saw that the Tigers of I. H. S., of Indiana, had taken national basketball honors. We finally closed the paper with high hopes for all of Jefferson. After wishing Johnny luck, I went my Way, feeling happy over my views of my former classmates. VERA DULL Page I5

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CLASS PROPHECY As I was lonely one evening in the fast moving town of New York, I thought per- haps I should see an astrologer. I thought maybe he could tell and show me, through his knowledge of the stars, where my classmates of '35 were keeping themselves. Bright and early the next morning I was on my way to the world's greatest astrolo- ger. To my great astonishment, he turned out to be my old classmate. john Berkey. When over the excitement of seeing each other in New York, I asked him if he knew where any of our other classmates were. He said he could easily get in touch with any of them at any time. I-Ie asked, Do you care to see any of them in particular or would you care to see them all? I told him I would like to see all of them. So he asked me to step up to his newest invention, It was a machine that focused them on the wall so that one could see them and hear what they were saying. The first view carried us far across the continent. We couldn't see anything for a while, but we heard much commotion. johnny asked, Has something gone wrong with my apparatus, I don't seem to be getting any picture? But the picture soon came into view and we were at Reno, Nevada. We saw what seemed to be a courtroom and much excitement going on, Look, I said, there is a figure,-why, it is Christine Logan! What was she do- ing at Reno? There was only one answer,-the scene was in a courtroom and Christine was getting a divorce. But who was the fortunate? We soon found out for upon the appearance of the defendent it was none other than Roy Gardner. Well, said Johnny, we'1i leave her to fight her own battles The next scene took us on to the coast. Iohnny said, Here comes a boat ing I wonder if my brother is on itg wouldn't it be ajoke if he Were? The last time I saw him he said he was going to be a sailor. The boat came in and no other than William Berkey was at it's helm. johnny said, w 'Jn Well, knock me down and pick me up if it isn't he We were about to leave that scene but I cried, Vk'hoa! What's the matter? he asked. Wait, I said, I think I see another familiar figure coming down the gangplanki' It was Betty Kitson of our good old class. She was talking to another lady, and said she had been all over Europe selling the latest things in cosmetics. Our next scene took us to Geneva, Switzerland, where we saw a pert little WHVETCSS in one of Geneva's most Swanky night clubs. We recognized her to be Lavonne Smetzer, our little cutie of the class of '36. We were then ou our way to Paris Our next vieW was a very eXC111SiV8 DYCSS Shoppe. The sign in front said, Mather's Shoppe. We wondered if the owner might be Violet Mather. Upon seeing the inside we were spellbound for we had never seen such a beautiful place. Yes, there was Violet standing to one side with an interested buyer. Vio- let motioned for a group of models to come out on the platform, The first model was none other than Ruth Everest. All of a sudden we heard a fire gong, and the scene before us was at Chicago, lll. Chicago's largest Fire Department was atlsvvefiilg H Call. There Were IIIHHY trucks going out. Coming along last, but by no means least, was the Fire Chief. W hy, I said, he looks familiar. It's Horace Fairfield! Page 14

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Horrorscope NAME AMB11-1oN WEAKNESS John Berkey Be a Deisel expert A pug nose William Berkey Learn to Hlrt Hunting Vera Dull Know everything Physics Lester Eash To be a preacher Preacher's part fhairj Ruth Everest To be well dressed Modeling Parisian frocl- s Horace Fairneld Roy Gardner Audrey Harrington Betty Kitson Christine Logan Violet Nlatlier Maynard Mills Esther Morse Robert Nusbauni LaVonne Sinetzer Mary Stark Charles Thwaits Take life easy Be handsome Great musician Stenographer To be unique Be a vamp To grow up To find someone Look innocent Be a redhead To be dizzy To go places Leap Year dates Kate's breakfasts Gift of gab Gossip Dancing and Hollywood diet Onions and milk bottles Girls Bungalow for two Women Tears Her dignity Leap Year dates What's in a Name? 1Qn Iohn Bei key William Herkey Vera Dull Ruth Everest Horace Fairfield Lester Easli Roy Gardner Christine Logan Audrey liarrirgton Betty Kitson Violet Mather Maynard Mills Esther Morse Robert Nusbaum LaVonne Smetzer Mary Stark Charles Thwaits .IOLLIEST BOY IVINXIINIG BLONDE VERY DUMB RATHER EXCITABLE IYANDSOME FOOL LOST EVERYTHING REAL GUY CULTURFD LUNATIC AWFUL HEADACHE BEAUTIFUL KISSER VAMPER'S MAP MORTIFIED MONKEY EGOTISTICAL MORTAL REAL NUISANCE LITTLE SKIPPER MODEL SWEETHEART COLORFUL TORME WTOR Verna Stambaugh Frances Holbert Alvin Warstler Harold Anglemyer I. L. Trump Robert Welty VERY SISSIFIED FRIEND HUSBAND AWFULLY WARY HISTORICAL ANYWAY JUST LIKE TYRANT RABBID WHISTLER Page 1 6