Jeannette High School - Jayhawk Yearbook (Jeannette, PA)

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PLATO ARCHER SHEET METAL WORK, REPAIRING AND FURNACES TIN, SLATE AND COMPOSITION ROOFING 253 Eighth Street : : : : : Jeannette, Penna. Verna Uplinger: My dear, these cakes are as hard as stone. Catherine Scanlon: I know. Didn’t you hear her say, “Take your pick, when she handed them around. Fond Mother: There is not another boy in this town as clever as my Charles. Visitor: Co on, how is that? Fond Mother: Well, look at these two chairs, My Charles made them all out of his head, and he has enough wood left to make an armchair. Phone 450-J Residence 450-M “Dependable Home Furnishers” “Let Those Who Serve You Best, Serve You Most” EUWER 407 and 409 Clay Avenue Ten Jeannette, Penna.

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Buy Your DRUGS at- Maiden Aunt: And what brought you to town John? John: Oh, well, I jus’ come to see the sights, and I thot that I’d call on you first. A paint manufacturer recently received the following letter from Penn: Gentlemen: Will you please send us some of your striped paint? We want just enough for one barber pole. DUNCANS For HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS AND VARNISHES CLAY and FOURTH Jeannette, Penna. the mark of— “Quality” “Service’ RATNER’C Style Without Extravagance GRADUATION FROCKS Nine

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Hear the ISeiv ORTHORHOISIC— Decoster Bros. MUSIC STORE CLAY AVENUE JEANNETTE, PA. GLASS CITY ELECTRIC Contract Witrk Radio Supplies “WIRING OUR SPECIALTY” JOHN A. COCA, Proprietor 211 S. THIRD STREET Phone 103 TEA COFFEE TEA COFFEE McQUILLENS Delicatessen MAYONNAISE GROCERIES OLEOMARGINE Sr. What makes a balloon ascend? Fr. Hot air, of course. Sr. Well what on earth keeps you down? Diner: Do you have corn on the ear? Waiter: (apologetically) No sir, that is a wart!