Jasper Troupsburg High School - Silver Horizons Yearbook (Jasper, NY)

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Alanna Hawkins has puT her high school experiences To work by wriTing a column for The love-lorn, Dear Alabby Sheila Fuller, afTer several years of frusTraTion, has joined a convenT sTudying To be a missionary. ScoTT Lewis afTer becoming a KnighT in D 84 D, has achieved his life long dream as a professional beach bum. MarTha Hall followed in her faTher's fooTsTeps, buT besTed him by hiTTing oil insTead of waTer. Rhonda Price, afTer aTTending LiberTy UniversiTy, marrying a fooTball player, has wriTTen a book on child care - Cheaper by The Dozen Jacki EasTon is The proud owner of America's mosT successful aerobics club where you can geT your hair done as you exercise. Brian MaTTison is The Presidenf of The world chapTer of The Wild Turkey ProTecTion Federaiion. Kafhie Sfephens became a nurse, and since Killer is sTill playing soccer, she keeps herself in paTienTs. Tammy Hill hasn'T changed, she sTill puTs in her Time during The week and lives on weekends. Eva Zaleski is sTill engaged To Kenny - you how much she liked To Talk, she hasn'T dared To say yes. Brian Adams, in college, developed The Adam's AerosaulT and now holds The world's record in The high jump. Philip Hall underwenT a sex change operaTion and is now a bearded lady in The circus. ScoTT Chace is The new Don King of The boxing world, wiTh his main man being Randy Boo Hoo Booher. Andrew Hayes enjoyed his plane designingfflying in Mr. Baier's class so much ThaT he has become an aeronauTical engineer. Ann Space To This day mainTains she was shy in school only, which explains her picfure in a cerTain magazine. Raymond Lawson's running abiliTy has led him To success as a purse snaTcher. TimoThy Willis has Taken over The sTore and is The chapTer presldenT of BADD - businessman againsT drunk driving. Brian BuTTon owns a bar, The BuTTon Hole, which has only one requiremenT Cyou have To ask him whaT iT isj. Jeff HunT has Taken The name Bruce To new helghTs, ThaT's The name of The farm, Bruce HeighTs. Shane Perrine is sTill waiTing for his ship To come in - unforunafely There are no docks in Hedgesville. Brian WaTT will own and operaTe every malT liguor manufacTuring company in New York STaTe. MaTT STewarT has become The youngesT New York Congressman in hisTory, and has SenaTorial aspiraTions fhope iT isn'T conTagiousj. Glenn WhiTe is sTill a MoTley Crue groupie sTill Trying To find himself. Monica Pedersen has become The firsT Norwegian race-car driver To win The Indianapolis, Dayiona 84 Michigan 500. Becky Ausfin has, afTer several years as head model for Cover Girl, has Taken over Helen Girly Brown's posiTion aT Cosmopolifan. Paul Calkins, The man of many words Oo The ladies anywaysj, is The hosT of The DaTing Game. Tonya Cornish has become Don King's personal hair dresser and fashion consulanT. Ben Calkins married a farmer's daughTer and operaTes The farm. Barbara Heuring, good old Princess RoTTing Log, is sTill seeking The TruTh abouT her name. Loren Brown's gifT of superflous gab and his bigoTed ouTlook has landed him a job as co-hosT wiTh Oprah. Cindy Warren, afTer accidenTally showering an elderly woman in cyanide, is serving a life Term in The Elmira CorrecTional FaciliTy. Jenifer Brofzman is The censor of TexTbooks aT JT, where she uses her magic maker To X-ouT any bare skin above The knee, AfTer her 'l5Th child, Teresa Nudd has discovered and manufacTured a 40096 effecTive form of birTh conTrol. The world will finally come To an end afTer Eric GrisT is elecTed chairman of The SecuriTy Concil To The U. N. Pamela Savey is sTill looking for Mr. RighT Qof course, she has found 5 Mr Wrongsj. Terry Leonard has become The official permanenT STudd Muffin of The Week on 105 WKPQ FM. Robin Woodard using her vasf pasT experiences as a reference, she now wriTes a column for The love-lorn. KrisTi Green is The firsT female To play James Bond's 007, Qin real lifej. Tom Baker is The auThor of The wesTern series whose main characfer is STubby L'Amour. Lissa Calkins has learned To conTrol her horses. she has ridden 2 derby winners, as for men, she's never married. AfTer 30 yrs of Teaching, Sharon WhiTe has moved on To bigger 84 beTTer Things as head bunny aT Hugh Heffner's mansion. Kevin PassareTTi has been named The execuTor To Hugh Heffner's esTaTe To Take over Play Boy . Debbie Payne, head cheerleader for The Dallas Cowboys, has opened her own You Can Cheer, Too'. advising sTudio. AfTer years of waiTing, Barb Bliss has come back To JT High To Take over Mrs. Knowles' job and sTarT her own chapTer of BADD. Mike Green afTer spending Time aT The BMW and Kevin's place, has made his way To your local Nuclear PlanT. PaTrica Randall besides doing off-Broadway work, wrifes books and drama reviews for The New York Times Sunday Magazine. Tim Rogers. afTer 30 yrs. in The Navy, is reTiring back in Troupsburg, NY, and opened The T.L.R. Bo-Tech lnsTiTuTe for Higher EducaTion. CaThy PlaTz, The marvilous one, has replaced Vanna on The Wheel of ForTune. Emily Geer Forsees The Above For The Class Of '88

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To The Cldss Of '88 When d momenT posses by, iT is gone forever, dnd noThing cdn recoil iT. So iT is wiTh The yedrs in high school, which ore now only memories for our grddu- oTing seniors. For some, These remembronces ore Tender dnd worm: for oThers They ore blond, neuTrdl dnd per- hdps even colorless. ln Shdkespedre's words, how- ever, WhdT's done cdnnoT be undone. NoneThe- less, There is d ldrge-looming fuTure owdiTing dll of you which oughT To be seized dggressively so ThdT your lives will be filled wiTh Time well spenT ond yedrs well lived. Tdke The fuTure ond leT iT be yours: mdke The world ond your ploce in iT whdT They oughT To be. Frdnk C. SchmidT SuperinTendenT of Schools Mr. John Coin. ElemenTdry Principdl