Jamestown High School - School Bell Echoes Yearbook (Jamestown, IN)

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Page 2h SCHOOL BELL ECHOES W ith Your Friends W e Extend Our CONGRx TUL ATIONS ! To the Class of 1931 To the Readers of This Annual We Remind You of Youi- Decorations! Paints Select Your Wall Papers Glass, Etc. Brushes From Our Complete Stocks ELKHART PAINT AND WALL PAPER CO., Inc. ( Two Stores ) 115 Cleveland Ave. 118 S. Second St. Phone J-172G Phone 54 JOKES Edwin : Goodbye, I think I ' ll take this street home. Frances: Better think again — that ' s a big job for a weak man. Lady: I want to buy some lard. Grocer: Pail? Lady: I didn ' t know it came in trvvo shades. Jack: You ' ve certanily taught me to love you. She: Oh, well, Lve had lots of lessons my- self. Irma: I can ' t go to that dance tonight, I haven ' t hardly a thing to wear. He: Aw, shucks, cumon! You don ' t need much. She makes her money out of the soil. She ' s a farmerette, eh? No — laundress. Surgeon (to attendant) : Go and get the name of the accident victim, so that we can inform his mother. Attendant (three minutes later): He says his mother knows his name. JOKES Hank Testo: Do you keep hens? Daniel Cook: No, but I just about keep a farmer who does. Tiny: Do you like to take walks? Neola: Of course — I love to. Tiny : Great! We can do that as we walk along. Mr. Boyer at concert: Miss Jones will sing again— I Can ' t Tell You Why. Does your wife drive the car? Mr. Holben: Only when I ' m at the wheel. Th;£ is terrible rotten street car service. Why, what ' s the trouble? Why, jes ' lookit all the women what ' s gotta stand. Wifie: I feel like resting instead of cook- ing this meat. Hubby: Have a meat loaf then. What did the traffice cop say to you? I don ' t know, answered Mr. Chuggins. I was so busy saying yes, sir, that I couldn ' t hear him. BETTER CLOTHES and FOOTWEAR for DAD and LAD Since 1884 W. J. SCHULT « SON 605-607 S. Main St. ELKHART

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SCHOOL BELL ECHOES Page 23 THE ELKHART LUMBER « SUPPLY CO. 232 East Jackson Blvd. Elkhart, Indiana See Us for CLOTHING RETAIL LUMBER, MILL WORK • HARDWARE, SASH AND DOORS BUILDERS ' SUPPLIES of Style and Merit Suits— $22.50 Shoes — $4 and $5 CONVENIENTLY LOCATED Corner Main and Marion Our Prices Are Always Low and Our Quality of the Best WAKARUSA ' S LEADING for GROCERIES NOTIONS Hawpatch Feeds MEATS FRUIT J MICHIGAN ELECTRIC STIVER B FREDERICKS

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SCHOOL BELL ECHOES Page 25 JOKES Mother: Tonny, what are you doing in the pantry? Tonny: Oh, just putting a few things aiway. As he had neither rudder nor sails Noah must have sailed in a circle. Not a complete one, then — we ' re told he sailed in arc. Nethersole: Why did you stop singing in the choir? ♦ Weatherstone : Because one day I didn ' t f sing and somebody asked if the organ had been I fixed. Papa was deep in a book, when his wife called : Dan, baby has swallowed the ink. Whatever shall I do? Write with a pencil, said papa. Maid: (to absent-minded professor) : Here ' s the doctor, sir. Professor: I ' m not receiving visits today. Tell him Pm sick. She clings to him like ivy. Well, he ' s an old ruin. SPORTING GOODS For Every Sport BERMANS 129 S. Main Street Elkhart, Indiana The OSCEOLA LUMBER CO. A Complete Line of Building Materials, Paint and Varnish Prompt Service - High Quality Fair Prices Phone 34 Osceola t E. C. DIEFENBAUGH Dealer in Groceries and Meats MAJESTIC RADIOS and REP RIGERATORS Prompt Service JAMESTOWN, INDIANA Wakarusa 4 on 122 — Phones — Osceola 30-F-ll JAMESTOWN GARAGE General Repair on All Makes of Cars and Tractors Battery Charging Conoco Gas and Oil ! All Work Guaranteed —PHONES— Osceola 30-F-14 Wakarusa 2S.-1L.-122 TRY US THIS TIME for GLASSES DR, WM. D. JACKSON WARNER THEATER BLDG. Elkhart JOKES What makes you think your i-oom-mate is lazy? Oh, he accidentally shoved a book off the table last night and then dropped three more so it would be worth while picking up the first one. ! H Wifie : Here, I ' ve been pressing clothes all day! I ' m weary of ironing! Hubiby: Sort of ironing bored, I suppose.