Jamestown College - Hea Kan Yearbook (Jamestown, ND)

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is : nl . MLK-.1 ,,g mi .. . 1 f f I- J' L' M , . ,VY ting Qt 's.... Business Manager '41, Cal Falgatter, Assistant Editor '41 Ioel Davy Business Manager '42, Eldor Sagehorng Business Editor '42 Ed Doherty Manager 42 Bill Haberstroh COLLEGIAN Twelve o'c1ock and all is not well. Four people sit huddled around dilapidated desks in a dingy room 'neath Thaw Memorial Library, the light from one lone lamp illuminates their countenances revealing furrowed brows and vacant stares. To- morrow the Collegian goes to press, but what to press? Copy, copy everywhere, but nothing fit to print. Call up Watson. The line is busy. Call up Sanford. Sorree, the line is busee. Every man for himself, a feature now and hurry, not much time to lose. Shovel through to the files, Iean, and 1et's see what they did about it last year and the year before and the year before. Oh yes, that's fine, we can just reprint that story-very appropriate. Somebody please give me a four-letter word for begin, oh where oh where is Webster? How many spaces in 18 pt., 1 col- umn? Thank you. . Editorial Board '41, and Associate Editor '42, Wendell losalg Associate Editor '41 and '42, Frances Homer: Desk Editor '41 and '42, lean Smith - Je.-we ff Y Vtiif 5 so me ' 'iw s 1 , . , ,,L..5f'1 '-9' init-22 ' -f t AT' 'E 5 51 1 JV. Q ttf' Adviser '41 and '42, ' Mrs. 1 ' i , T ,W :,, 1 . ' Fig.-,

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IIMMIE JANES Wow! Gee! Wheel Whew! Pardon me boys, but-let's dispense with any loud shrill whistles and approach the matter at hand. Yes, Madge, there are sixteen of them tthe number varies at times but then. if your sweater didn't get to the cleaner's on time, you couldn't go to the game either.7 Yes, Cobina, sixteen kids, all dressed in white, four from each class. you understand, are picked by discriminating classmates at the beginning of the year. These sixteen make it their duty to come to the basketball games and cheer for the home team. CPardon me, but have you seen number umpty-two and number um-teen on the Minnewauken team?l While there, the lanes peddle ice-cream, chewin'-gum and candy for the kiddies. Two or three of the bunch push a coke machine up and down. They are. needless to say, almost laid out in the struggle. Once in awhile one of the bunch lets fall with a big crash one-half a box of stuff. This causes an unlimited amount of embarrassment on her part and a big Ha-Ha from the crowd. After this difficulty is passed, some big plutocrat up in seventh heaven asks her to change a five-spot! tPardon me, Ad, but have you got a couple of dollar bills? l've run out of change. Gee, thanks, kid.l This year the Iimmie lanes had an extra chance to holler. The football team did such a swell job that Coach Cassell told the sixteen to go ahead and throw a party if they wanted to. It was said, later, by those in attendance that the meal was super, even if the girls didn't do it with their own sweet hands. Usually the bunch throws a basketball party and here elaborateness with all the trimmings seems to be the password because everybody talks for weeks after about this big blow-up. On Stunt Night the sixteen manage to have a stunt that just slays everyody- just simply slays everybody! Something real funny that is so funny that it just slays everybody! This year the Janes elected Lucille Larson as their president. Vice president was Adeline Dale and secretary-treasurer was Marjorie Wilson. Oh, Madge, I forgot to tell you that seven of the sixteen got new sweaters. They changed the style too and um-boy! B. Werth. Z. Wilson, I. Severn. F. Horner, B. Kline. P. Travis. B. Valent. K. Woodward, B. Gasal, G. Smith. E. Robertson. A. Dale, L. Larson, M. Wilson. R. Iensen. A. Salisbury.

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A Columnists: Archie Montgomery '42: Mary Flowers '42: Stan Wasson '41 Sports Editors: Sid Hughes '42: Frank Wagner '41 and '42: Phyllis Travis '41 and '42: Vera Waggoner. Feature Editor '41 and 42. He who had the utter nerve to finish my coke gets shot at sunrise: quick to the Grill, Iosal, let's have a party, brown bombers all the way around. Now for the dirt column, answer roll call by giving your contribution. You don't mean to say Gertie went out last night with that fellow? And poor Iosephine campussed for three weeks-here's where she, and all of Sanford, makes a haul. Collegian Office. The editor, I'll call him. lt's the Record Office wanting to know where the copy is-talk yourself out of that one! Collegian Office. Oh, oh, Iohnson says if we print that item, we'l1 never live to tell it. Print it anyway, freedom of speech you know. Two o'c1ock and all is not well. Four people sit huddled around dilapidated desks in a dingy room-copy, copy, everywhere, but nothing fit to print! Editorial Director '41 and '42, and Cartoonist '42, Iim Gardner: Cartoonist '41, Dorcey Davy: Associate Editor '41, Stella Lillo: Editorial Director '41 and '42, Claude Pearson. or' Q- L-ag