Jackson Milton High School - Echo Yearbook (North Jackson, OH)

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David Nolle wills his Student Council Presidency to any- one who has a strong will and enough people to support it. Susan Naypaver wills her ability to be on time to march at the football games to Kay Snyder. John Patton wills his ability to get out of class to Jim Klingerman. Joyce Rahde wills her culture lessons to her brother Bill, who wants to learn about the 3B's. Jim Reeves wills his pin-ball machines to everyone who wants to play them. John Richards wills his convertible to anyone who wants it. Mary Lee Schisler wills her French horn to Sharon Goist in hopes she gets more out of it than Mary did - nothing! Sally Shank wills her good times in Mr. Long's govern- ment class to her cousin Millie. Bob Shade wills his passing grades to Bill Byer. Patty Shreffler wills her artistic ability to her sister Sandy. Lois Shumaker wills her ability to write essays to her sister Roberta, because it would be nice to keep it in the family. Jeanne Smith wills her ability to eat candy in study hall to her sister Jan. Bill Smith wills his good luck to his brother Chuck. Wayne Soos wills his car to anyone who likes to run out of gas. Connie Spayde wills her ability to get along with Mr. Davis to anyone who wants to take English over. Bill Thomas wills his position on the football team to Ray Baytos. Howard Turney wills his priceless collection of MAD magazines to his brother Arthur and Carl Schisler. Jeanne Williams wills Mr. Polland her ability to march. Tom Williams wills his ability to skip school to anyone who can get away with it. Barbara Yuhas wills her sewing ability and her fun in Home Ec. to Pat Woods. Shirley Zimmerman wills her love of Office Practice trips to anyone who loves Italian food. PROPHECY Well, here we are at the 1980 World Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Gathered once again to view these classic games, which this year promise to be more outstanding than any before them, are gathered the most elite of the world's sports lovers. To my left, ladies and gentlemen, are seated some dignitaries which we all readily recognize. First of all, in the front row, we see Edward Gorgei and Raymond Liptak, who have, in one of the most spectacular double weddings of the century, become brothers-in-law by their marriages to the famous Pebblefeller sisters, whose brother is the renowned playboy, Otto Glasnapp Pebblefeller II. With Otto is his close friend and fellow bachelor ffor the girls' informationj, John Koval. Much of the Social Register of the world is represented here. This is very evident as we notice many of the world's richest men. There we can see Dominic Albanese, who is, as you will recall, the inventor of Albanese Insta-Pizza, the very snack that you will find at all the Olympic concession stands. Also, there is Donald Dickson, the multimillionaire president of International Billiards, Inc. Qa name held in high esteem by every' man who has ever spent an evening in the local pool roomy. Over to my right is Roger Doyle, the man who has made his Greetings and Salutations, lnc. the password for correcmess in card sending the world over. Seated in the next box is the world-renowned traveler, Miss Irene Lewis and her efficient secretary, Miss Pat Matthews. To round out this blue-blood group, we see William Thomas with his private secretaries, the Misses Connie Spayde and Barbara Byer. To the right and behind us we notice the Medical Center in which all the athletes participating in the Olympics are examined. We are greeted in the lobby by the charming receptionist, Miss Carol Gerback. As we proceed down the gleaming corridors we encounter two nurses, Miss Shirley Oblinger and Miss Jeanne Williams, who have been chosen from thousands of nurses to look after the health of the world's most perfect athletes. Further down the corridor we enter one of the many modern examining rooms. Here one of the most famous surgeons of our time, Dr. Lois Shumaker, is discussing the present condition of one of her patients with her able assistant and head nurse, Carol Krimmer. It seems that our friend Bill Smith or, as you will remember him, Smitty, has presented a phenomenon which has baffled the world's leading 'intoxicating beverages and doctors

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of Jackson-Milton High School, 1960, being of strong mind and sound body, do hereby will and bequeath the following: To the Faculty we leave the hope of another senior class like ours. The annual staff wills their ink stamping pad to Mrs. Jones. Jim Shook wills lost seconds on the scoreboard to John Burkhart. Bill Berry wills his n'ack shoes and his position on the track team Qdash many to Tim Dent. Karen Jones wills her idol Gladys to Mary Jane Dickson and Diane Protain in hopes that they treasure 'her' as the Senior Girls did. Cecil Connor wills his tremendous voice to Terry Teeple. Dominic Albanese wills his good grades to anyone who does not mind ilunking. Larry Bailey wills his ability to get along with Mr. Long to Bob Long. Claude Boyce wills his Mercury to anyone who likes sleds. Mary Ellen Bradish wills her enjoyment in music to her five sisters. Barbara Byers wills to Miss Yee another Office Practice Class like the Class of '60. Larry Clegg wills his ability to skip study hall to his brother Jack. Jack Cramer wills his curly hair to Eddie Williams. Mary Crum wills her ability to get along with the Soos to cousin Donna. Bob Delp wills his stage crew job to Effie. Don Dickson wills his guard position on the football team to Bill Muir. Roger Doyle wills his weightto Steve Albanese. Jime Ann Thompson wills her good fortune to graduate to the poor soul who is having trouble. June Ann Fetterolf wills her seat that she doesn't have on the bus to her brother Mark. Pamela Forney wills her ability to study to her cousin June. Joannie Foster wills her laugh fcackley to some poor unsuspecting soul. Barbara Gartland just leaves. Carol Gerback wills her ability to get up early to her sister Nancy. Otto Glasnapp wills his height to Butch Shrader. Ed Gorgel wills his football injuries to anyone who likes to watch the games. Bob Grove wills his position as a track sprinter to Steve Albanese. Kathryn l-larger wills her good times in school to her brother Charles and Kay Snyder. Tvhn Koval wills his fortune to the girl scouts. Carol Krimmer wills her seat on No. 9 to her two younger sisters. Arnold Lees wills his best of wishes to his fellow classmates Irene Lewis wills her seat in English Class to anyone that wants two hours of English looking at Mr. Davis. Ray Liptak wills his tardiness to anyone who hates to get up. Dale Marshall wills his skipping class ability to Bob Johnson. Bernice McCullough wills her patience to Gwen, Opal, and Mrs. Kovachik. Pat Matthews wills the fun she had in Miss Yee's Office Practice Class to the shorthand class. Shirley Oblinger wills her new color guard hat which she never got to wear to Janet Batta.

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cannot discover, to quote Dr. Shumaker, How he can hold so much! Good luck, Dt. Shumaker. You, too, Smitty. On our way out of this truly exquisite building, we learn that Miss Barbara Yuhas is just returning from her duty as visiting nurse for the track events. Now, let's start for the airport, where we will meet some of the spectators flying in for today's events. These grounds are truly beautiful. I think it would be interesting to meet the two men responsible for this excellent display of modem architecture. As you know, they are Arnold Lees, the famous cartographer who drew the maps for the framework, and James Shook, who engineered the construction They are in conference this aftemoon, so that will have to wait for a more opportune time. On our way to the airport, we pass the Chamber of Commerce Building, where two of the biggest promoters of Hawaiian interests, Bob Grove and Susan Naypaver, are tying the ends of their campaign which made Hawaii the home of the 1980 Olympics. A job well done! Well, here we are at the airport. The plane has just arrived on the runway with its competent pilot, Miss Sally Shank, the first commercial lady pilot. The door is opened by the two charming hostesses, Miss Shirley Zimmerman and Miss Pat Shreffler, who lead the passengers down the ramp. First of all comes the chaplain for the opening services of the Olympic Games, Cecil Conner. Following him is the African diamond mine tycoon, Mr. Bill Berry, and his close friend and fellow billionaire, Larry Clegg. Next is Robert Shade, the wealthy Wall Street broker. Behind Mr. Shade is the woman responsible for training the U. S. Women's Olympic teams, Miss Mary Lee Schisler. Following Miss Schisler is Miss Bernice McCullough, the world famous singing talent, who will open the events with the National Anthem. To add some glamour to our passenger roster, we see the delegates to the National Beauticians' Convention, Miss June Ann Fetterolf, who is with' the House of Dior, Miss Mary Ellen Bradish of Westmore of Hollywood, and the famous cosmetologist, Miss Pam Fomey. We understand these glamorous women will be entertained this evening at Miss Barbara Gartland's night club, known the world over for its exotic atmosphere, The Enchanted Village. Next, we see three pro- fessors, Dr. Howard Turney, professor of political science at Columbia University, Dr. David Nolle, professor of American Government and Economics at Harvard, and Dr. Joyce Rahde, who is a millionairess from her literary publications. Coming down the ramp now is Larry Bailey, 1980 All-World Track and Football star. Beanie is here to referee some of the track events, and with him is his constant companion and publicity manager, Bob Delp. We see there are two more passengers on this flight, Mr. John Patton, noted nuclear scientist, and James Reeves, who is now the proprietor of every gambling casino in Monte Carlo. Now we had better start back for the stadium, so we'll be in time for the first event, which is the sports car race. First, I should like to mention that all our communications are made possible through the courtesy of the Marshall Telephone Co. , of which Mr. Dale Marshall is owner, and his staff of competent operators, Miss Jeanne Smith, Miss Kay Harger, and Miss June Thompson. These girls deserve a medal for the hard work they have done in making this broadcast and the communications possible. As we enter the city we see Jack Cramer's huge auto sales. Jack is the best car sales- man in Hawaii, and his many customers have made him a rich man. Next, we pass Mary Crum's 'Turkish Bath, the place where all the Olympic athletes take their steam baths and use the huge gymnasium for their exercises. Now we are in the pits of the racing tracks and we see Wayne Soos, chief mechanic, making a final check of the cars. In the cars are their drivers, three of whom are Miss Karen Jones, in her Corvette, Miss Joan Foster, in her Thunderbird, and Claude Boyce, in a Mercury. Good luck to you all. I see that Jack Richards is the Official Olympic photographer this year. Last, but certainly not least, to round out our tour of the Olympics, we wish to thank the manager of the entire show, Tom Williams. This is your reporter, signing off till 1984 when the next . Olympic Games will be held. Good-by till dren.