Jackson High School - Tatler Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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GIIIFTORIIAN VIERSIES KATHERENE COLLINS - ETHELEENE COLLINS - BETTYE ANN MQKENZIE ANN RUTH MATTHEWS IEgg beater, This egg beater is quite the thing to help you mix your bread, But if Harvey doesn't mind, just use it on his head. VIRGINIA WOOTEN IGIasses, Here's a pair of glasses, they're rose colored too, And if you see the world through these, it never will look blue. JACK WEBBER fSIeeping pills, We know you like to sleep in class, but the teachers are too severe, So take these sleeping pills from us, then you can sleep all next year. EVANS WILSON fbidllidlld ring, Here, Evans, is a diamond ring, we couldn't get one better, But if the right girl you should find, this will be sure to get her. .IOANNE BERGEL IDuTe book, To you I give this little book in which to keep your dates, And it will soon be full, I'm sure, for you've got what it takes. Domus STEGALL qsmng, .To all your girl friends you hand out quite a line, So take this string, and on it hang each one you find. LEROY PEARCE IBook of rules, Leroy, here's a book of rules not recognized by public schools. 'Twill teach you clever things to say and keep designing girls away. FRED HENRY IVunishing cream, Here's a box of vanishing cream, to beautify is not its intention, Apply it to your vast conceit, growing 'most too large to mention. JOHN POWERS IPIIIS, They tell me life isn't treating you just like it should, So take my famous love pills and remember-I did the best I could. DWIGHT rAms IGIue, I U ' Cutting corners in your jeep proves your weakness, hon, For you this glue I got to correct all the damage you've done. CURTISS GRAVES Ikeberfs' Rules of Order, l You argue with the teachers, you argue with your pals, You argue with the preachers, you argue with the gals. This Robertr' Ruler of Order we think your case will fit. It tells you when to argue-and also when 10 quil. DONALD CLUTTER IA file of excuses, For goodness' sake, what have we here? A very well-filled file. They seem to be excuses all signed in the proper style. I'm sure you know who rates this file before his name I utter- That champion of excuse-makers, our classmate, Donald Clutter. MARTHA JANE BUMPUS qrengey u Oh! Martha jane, it IS a shame you have so many boy friends. With our advice we now give you-a fence to keep them in.

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CILASS IPROIPIHIIECY Betty: Have you heard that Dorothy Amison now works for a great big parachute factory? She is now making 10 jumps a day. I guess she still has her head in the clouds. Joyce: Did you read about the man who had been asleep in a San Francisco theater for two days? Well, it was none other than Tommy Geyer. Won't he ever get enough sleep! Laura: We all knew that Nellie Recker would do well, and she certainly has. Just think president of the University of Michigan! She always did have a good brain behind that gorgeous red hair. Betty: Did you know that Doris Sumler, who was always a very quiet character, is now chief librarian in the Library of Congress? Joyce: Have you seen Paula Ross lately? Well, I have, and does she look stun- ning! She is head of the whole designing department of Marshall Field's in Chicago. Laura: And Marion Harwell lives in New York and designs those famous dresses labeled Harwell's Original. Betty: The other day I passed a big business firm and I stopped and read the unusual slogan which said: Let us manufacture your excuses. We aim to please, for we give personal attention to each and insure against detection, signed Norwood Jones. Joyce: And sure you remember Princella Weaver! Well, she owns the famous hat manufacturing company named Weaver's Weaveriesf' Laura: Did you know Phillip Cheatham is owner of the Cheatham Scale Manu- facturing Co.? Their slogan is, Grocers' weigh your meat with Cheatham scales. Betty: Can you possibly remember those two quiet girls in our English class, Ger- aldine Edwards and Betty Patton? Well, they have gone together as a team, one as a fan dancer and the other a bubble dancer in the 1958 World's Fair! Joyce: Jane Gleeson is really in the big time now. She owns four bowling alleys of her very own in New York. Laura: Did you hear that Henry Pipkin is in charge of the Experimental Station in Jackson? Joyce: John Malloy has grown quite tall since our high school days and now stands eight feet five inches. I-Ie is so tall that he is one of the world's outstanding basketball players. Laura: Billy Williams is president of the V. L. 84 W. Railroad and has a wife with the same initials. Betty: Oh, well! We are going to be late to our next broadcast. Laura: Let's go!

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GIIIFTORIIXXN WERSIES KATHLEEN CONNER fPlcnol U U You've shown that you have talent, personality and music, the same, We give you this piano to send you on to your road to fame. DORRIS WEST lflshing pole, This fishing pole is for you, Dorris, to fish with all your might. The idea is to try to catch the first man in your sight. MARY NELI. MIl.lER QRUIIIGI If it depended on the sound you made, you never could be found, So take this rattle and shake it, then we'll all know you're around. lll.I.lE MARIE NoR1'l-lcu1' mosey U U Since you are so nice and sweet, this, we should like for you to keep- A big real rose we give to you, because, like you, it's so nice too. JESSE M. uvmesron tangy U U Your collection is rare we know, and we would like to see it grow, So this bug we do contribute for you to put in your exhibit. JAY ROOT! frlufey U U Because you make so little noise, and seldom you a'e heard- We gladly give this little flute so proudly to you, jay Roote. RIXY MAI MEHUGHES QDOII shoes, To you we give these little shoes, because we think they'll Ht- They'll help you go so very fast, that Grady you will catch at last. DOT RAFNEY fBoxj Since you are so good an actress, and all of us you send- We give to you this little box to keep your fan mail in. SARAH NELL GRAVE!! flluq RibbonlU U To you we give this blue ribbon to show a word of praise- Since you are liked by everyone because of your nice ways. DELSA SPENCER flumpl You may seem so quiet and shy, yet we all know you're keen- So take this lamp wher'er you go, to make sure that you are seen. DOROTHY CARRUTH QRQPBI We know that you don't walk a rope, or maybe never can, But this is for another use, to help you rope a man. HELEN TAYLOR fCundy bar, You are thought of very well by everyone of us- But just to say how sweet you are, we give to you this candy bar. R. 1. BLAQKSTQCK QA-1 El U U U This E IS for one who's outstanding in everything as he can be. I'm sure by now you all have guessed that it goes to no one but R. T. :ov FLANAQAN qnox of Baking Powder, U U U We give you this baking powder, its purpose, if you are wise, Will be to help your quiet voice so low, so soft-to rise. KING JAMIESON qwanhj My, King, we can't understand just why you're always late So here's this snazzy wrist watch, perfect time it will relate.