Jackson High School - Tatler Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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Jack on High School P R O P H E2 C Y tfontinued from page 203 an honorary member of the Northwest Mounted Police. They now wear green coats instead of the traditional red-to set off her lovely red hair. Some influence. I'd say. Because of her lovely and fresh complexion. Edna Earle Harrier's picture adorns the labels of the va- rious cosmetic jars and bottles in the boudoirs of fashionable women. Wlilliani Hawk had ambitions to be an avaitor. but after his solo-flight, gave it up and began driving a hearse for a local funeral home. Madame: Methuselah. the spell-is broken. l am no longer in a receptive mood to commune with the spirits. Methuselah: Ah, madame! I ani deeply grateful to you and to this spirit who has brought such glad tidings from my old classmates. I must say that they all lived up to my expectations and I'm sure. txr- rvvaifrl those of their teachers. f G I F T O R I H N Icontinued from page Zll lfimxcizs I'owr:1.L Frances Powell, essayist, Has a voice that's soft, though that's not wrong. Here's an amplifier of the best To take her message to the throng. LIAIIRI-IE I.AtmnI.IN To hitch your wagon to a star Here's a piece of rope, And that someday youlll reach your goal You have all our hope. HARllI.D XIARBRO I-Iere's a laurel. Harold, to place upon your brow. XYe know that you deserve it, So. along with all your knowledge now, Remember and preserve it. CAROL ARMSTRONG Carol loves a uniform IUpon a man, 'tis truel So from this chest I take the best, A VV:-st Point lad who'll pass the test In Olive Drab or Blue. H.XRRIFi'l' I3r:NToN Now Harrietis a whiz in books, And very few compare in looks, Ilut-well, here's a Little Ben To route her out 'fore half-past ten. ,lonx HALL So quietly does John Hall speak He'd scarcely drown a monse's squeak. So from the chest, I make this choice A niegaphone to save his voice. JASPER JONES Since for defense our tires must go To armies here and overseas. To jasper Jones we give this cart So he can make deliveries. DOROTHY BOND Dorothy is a versatile miss VVho is always quite busy at that or at this: So I give her this program in hopes that it may Assist in arranging her work and her play. IPAGE TWENW-FOURJ

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Q? '13 .il C1444 bay 14ctiitieA J C K G S .'ll'z'in L. Sfollauylz-f1'1111r1y Philfml Miss Anna: Have you ever read 'To a Mouse? Murray Gilliam: No, how do you get 'em to listen? Gloria Filderman: And is the straw to keel your I I pn 1 . ie met on. Soldier: No, ma'am, it's to rest the jaws after answering foolish questions. Geneva Hannnonds: That hat's a nice fit. isn't it? Charles VVilliams: Yeah, but what if m ear. ff t pn y Q he' tired. I 1 . Louise Eagle: You mean to tell me you kissed Ted openly? xvllill' Matt Niall: No, I closed my eyes. Barbara Christman: So you met your girl at the night club? My! that must have heen romantic. Charles Dennison: Roma11tic nothing-she thought I was working at the oFIice. Eloise McCallen: VVhy are you walking up the stairs so slowly? Ed Poole: I'm carrying this chair up-stairs for Miss Williams. Eloise: I don't see any chair. Ed: Well, whatta you know--I forgot that chair. Helen Tomlinson: Do you know where little boys and girls go who smoke? Mary Stallcup: Yes, behind the Gym. Tucky johnston at 29: Give me a man that's good, and kind, and true. At 30: Give me a man. Patricia Prichard: You're the nicest boy I've met. Albert Stone: Oh! Tell it to the Marines. Pat: I have-to dozens of them. Dorothy London twishing to stress the high death ratejz Every time I breathe, someone dies. Anna Blanche Miles: Why don't you try Lister- ine? NancynGlisson: That's a cute little bow tie you have on. , .JA Joe Cox: Yeah, I saw it in a catalogue. Nancy: You mean you ordered it? NVill Hays Roberts texplaining problem to W. G. Curriel : And now we find that x is equal to zero. VV. G.: Goshl All that work for nothing. Mr. Rukavina fpointing to cigarette butt in the lockerl: Is that yours? ' Stanley Frye: No Sir. you saw it first. Mr. Hirdsong: Daughter, I won't have that new lvoy friend of yours kissing you like that, Doris: Give him time, father. He'll learn. Martini Frances Rainey: Were you surprised when you got the nomination? Mary June Seavers: I'll say! My acceptance speech nearly fell out of my hand. Sylvia Allen: Have you ever taken chloroform? Ilecky O'Dell: Nope-who teaches it? Aaron Lee Boren fstopping the carl: I think I have a flat tire. Rose Dale Barnes: VVell, that makes us about even. First Senior: I hear that Thomas Jordan has stopped going with that Sophomore girl. Second Senior: Yes, it was love at first sight- but he took a second look. Elizabeth Smith was asked whether she preferred wealth or appearance in a man. Appearance, was the reply, and the sooner the better.' Normal Lee Phillips: Did the traffic cop call you a 'blockhead', Max ? Max Forbis: No. He just said. 'Pull your hat down: the woodpeckers are comingf Gene Hart was riding along at sixty miles an hour when a policeman yelled for him to stop. Instead of stopping, he speeded up. When the cop at last caught up with him. he said, Why didn't you stop when I yelled at you? Oh, was that you? asked Gene unconcernedly, I thought it was somebody I ran over. Lament by Albert Asa Stone, Jr. Latin is a language dead, As dead as it can be, First, it killed the Romans, Joe: Naw, I cut it out and glued it on my shirt. And now, it's killing me. IPAGE TWIENTY-TI-IREE1 - :7 is, ,fly A 1 - IW? J i nl' ' Y -J 4 M i . , S i W. L' , i v.i...3,.4 PI , ,, . . g-.NF me, me . f .- arp, mtv, ,l.,,,, M . X 'YJ -g',v,e4 - W, -vi.. ,,.. I ' .-al I. I -:1f.,sf'::r-Q: ,e -f'M,.5: af -' 'w , ' + f ' -VK ' Ja. 3, '9,' Ulf-i fftifi 'lf N ' v MJ: ,- .- f- .s.Ia-zatanwz' Ta Yfwmav .. -1 ' - i, ax 1

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