Jackson High School - Jacksonette Yearbook (Hoytville, OH)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAM NT of THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1948 We, the Senior Class of 1948 of Jackson High School, Village of Hoytville, County of Wood, State of Ohio, being of sound mind and hav- ing reached the end of our school days, do declare this to be our last will and testament. We, the Senior Class of '48', will: MR. LEITHERMAN all the baseball and basketball players of the future, as long as they are as good as the Senior boys of 1948. MR. MOORH AD all the future Physics students, providing they're as smart as Cloyce Wells and Paul Wensink. M S. LYLE all the good typewriters of the future, providing they're as good as they were in the year of n48'. MRS. FENIMORE the ability to teach American History the rest of her days, providing she has extra smart students like the Seniors of '48W. MISS MILLER all the joy in teaching English provided by smart stu- dents like Irvin Kline. MISS SHAWLEY the ability to keep her smile, providing she keeps it in action the rest of her teaching years. MRS. LEATHERMAN all the future music students who can sing like Lois Stimmel. THE JUNIORS the honorable name of 'SeniorsN, providing they get seats by the windows and watch the cars go by. Lois Stimmel: I will my weight to Nancy Leatherman, providing she doesn't lose any of it. Lavonna Geor ez I will the waves in my hair to Kenneth Stearns, pro- v ng he keeps it cut, combed, and washed. Elda Cohrs: I will my height to Donna Godlove, providing she puts it to good use. Doris Cekander: I will my pug nose to Mary Karfit, providing she keeps It powdered. Donna Bollenbacher: I will my ability to get on the honor roll to John KIIne, provlding he stays on it all year. Doroth Webb: I will my giggles to Esther Patton, providing she keeps er teeth bright and shining. Ronnie Ginters I will my elongated nose to Louise Powell, seeing as she can probably use it. Kenneth Geor e: I will my size 50 basketball trunks to Tom Drummer op ng he can fill them out better than I did. Jim Drummer: I will my 6 feet 2 inch frame to Merrill Harmon. Paul Wenslnkz I will my scientific mind to Rex K. Moorhead, and my speed to Bob Dahms. Bill Phillips: I leave to the next unfortunate who needs them all the wrong answers in my text books. Clo ce lells: I will my good looks to Peter Smith, providing he keeps them or 40 years. Dale Kern: I will my romantic technique to Karl Seedorf, providing he uses it to get himself a girl. Glen Hennin sz I will my ability to get the car to Dick Myers providing e r ves as safely as I do. Irvin Kline: I will my ability to grow a cookie duster and my ability to get in trouble with Mr. Moorhead to Dick McCorm1c. Given under our hand on this the nineteenth day of May, in the year of our Lord 1948. In testimony we present as witnesses: ,Q QA-ga.-5 Jams

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ELA!! 3392215.51 -by Lois Stimmel What a time I have had the last few days way out here in sunny California working as secretary to the president of the American Radiator and Standard Sanitary Manufacturing Co., Mr. Cuganot. Work- ing as secretary really 1sn't as simple as I thought it would be. After renewing acquaintances with my boss he certainly put me to work. I am also just a little too heavy for his knee. This morning Mr. Cuganot gave me a list of things to do such as calling his lawyer and getting more data on job applicants. After putting a call through for his lawyer I was surprised to hear the un- mistakeable voice of Kenneth George, but I suppose I shouldn't have been because of the way he was always arguing with the teachers at school. He really should be experienced. Just as I was about to leave my office the telephone rang and it was none other than my pal Dorothy Webb whom I knew was interested in secretarial work and after hearing of a secretary needed at the Build- ing and Loan Tower I wrote to her and invited her to room with me. She had arrived the evening before. She called to tell me that they had accepted her and had put her to work immediately, but she d1dn't know how she could concentrate on her work with such a handsome employ ere Since Mr. Cuganot was leaving town on business he excused me for the rest of the day. Not having lived in the city long I decided to look it over. While walking down the street, with nothing special in mind, I entered a large building. Going down the hall I noticed one of the doors was labeled LONELY HEARTS BUREAU under management of Ron Ginter and Glen Hennings. I wondered at this, but found out later it was due to the fact of their previous love affair with June and Donna which proved to be great disappointments. There intentions now were to help prevent such disappointments to others. My own love life, complicated as it was, forced my steps toward advice. Seated in the room talking to the great advisors was Bill Phillips. It seems that Carol Moor and he were having marital trouble over the proceeds of the Phillips Gulf Gas Station, which was making them a name to be reckoned with on Wall Street. After relating my masculine troubles with them, their advice was for me to get in with the new fads and fashions such as cutting my hair with bangs and also wearing longer dresses, so I set out for the nearest beauty salon. There I found my old classmate La Vonna George giving a facial. After she had cut my hair and we had had a long chat I started for the nearest fashion shop. Here Doris Cekander who was a famous dress designer refashioned my clothes and made me look like a new person. kfter making myself presentable I decided to visit Carnegie Hall to my surprise and delight Elda Cohrs was giving a matinee concert. She had become very famous and pictures of her have graced the pages of many a magazine.