Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Phone 593 587 Suits Made to Order Avenue Meat Market We Deliver 595 Selkirk Ave. Winnipeg Phone 594 911 Memorial Funeral Chapel Ltd. 561 Selkirk Ave., Winnipeg, Man. Felt Craft Studio “Crests Made to Order” 318 Birks Bldg. Phone 925 744 Compliments of Ukrainian Trading Company- Book and Music Store 806 Main Si. Winnipeg Taste Compliments of LOWE BROTHERS Paint and Wallpaper 255 Vaughan Si. Phone 923 989 J. KUSCHEI 1467 Main Si. Winnipeg Compliments of a Grad. — Stan Smiley ’36 ROYAL BANK BLDG. Cor Selkirk and Salter St. Phone 54 617 WINNIPEG WOODWORKS CO. Sash, Doors, Glazing, Mirrors, Etc. Church Fixtures - Folding Chairs 580 Selkirk Ave. Winnipeg KILDONAN REALTY 981 MAIN STREET Phone 57 396 Winnipeg CRANE LIMITED Winnipeg - Regina - Saskatoon Compliments of North End Tire Company (Official Goodyear Dealer) 859 Main Si. Winnipeg Newtonian 91

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cttumosi The thrifty Scot was on the train of pickled peppers. Now you fan me from Winnipeg to Brandon. At each station he hurriedly left his seat, rushed to the station and rushed back again. After this had been repeated a number of times, a fellow passenger who was a lawyer asked the reason. “It’s because of my heart,” the Scot explained. “The doctor says I may drop off at any time and I’m buying my ticket from station to station.” About the only thing modern girls can cook like mother used to, is some man’s goose. Two Ubangi gals met in the jungle one hot day. One of them stuck her face up close to the other gal’s face and repeated with machine - gun rapidity: “Peter Piper picked a peck for a while.” They were lying on the sand at the beach. She spoke to her friend: “I’ve been watching Horace. He’s been under water now for twenty minutes.” Her companion yawned. “Let’s go,” she said. “I wouldn’t wait any longer for any man.” First Man: “The gal you had out last night looked as if she had a lot of good stuff in her.” Second Man: “She should. It cost me five bucks a plate.” . Indignant customer: (Mr. Mark) “Waiter, this steak is burnt black.” Waiter: (Nick P.) “Yes Sir, A mark of respect, sir. Our assistant cook died yesterday.” CITY LUMBER COMPANY LTD. 618 DUFFERIN AVENUE Phone 57 366 Looking for a Swell Holiday? Y.M.C.A. Camp Stephens (Lake of the Woods, near Kenora) SEASON: July 3 - August 14 Boys 10-16 Years Reasonable Rates For further information contact Camp Stephens Office, Y.M.C.A. Phone 928 157 Limited Osborne at River Phone 42 386 We Telegraph Flowers Graduation Corsages Our Specialty Lowest Prices 90 Isaac Newton High School

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Old Chinese Proverb: “Ostrich that keep head in sand too long during hot part of day, get burned in end.” Mrs. Mackay: “Why don’t you answer me?” Tom J.: “I did. I shook my head.” Mrs. Mackay: “Well, you didn’t ex¬ pect me to hear it rattle way up here, did you?” ❖ I went to a dam and asked the dam man for some dam water, but he said: “No.” So I told the dam man to keep his dam water, and I went out and bought a Coke instead. si: The little doughnut said to the pom¬ pous layer cake, “If I had your dough, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole!” Successful Man: One who earns more than his wife can spend. Successful Woman: One who finds such a man. Phone 56 441 24-Hour Service The Ualleij Floxuers Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Services our Specialty McGregor at Mountain Winnipeg Compliments of the S. S. Kresge Company Limited 368 Portage Ave. 5, 10 and 25c Store Phone 925 306 Swedish Canadian Sales TOOLS - PAINTS - GLASS Fishing Tackle and Ammunition • 215 Logan Ave. Phone 27 021 92 Isaac Newton High School