Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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cttumosi The thrifty Scot was on the train of pickled peppers. Now you fan me from Winnipeg to Brandon. At each station he hurriedly left his seat, rushed to the station and rushed back again. After this had been repeated a number of times, a fellow passenger who was a lawyer asked the reason. “It’s because of my heart,” the Scot explained. “The doctor says I may drop off at any time and I’m buying my ticket from station to station.” About the only thing modern girls can cook like mother used to, is some man’s goose. Two Ubangi gals met in the jungle one hot day. One of them stuck her face up close to the other gal’s face and repeated with machine - gun rapidity: “Peter Piper picked a peck for a while.” They were lying on the sand at the beach. She spoke to her friend: “I’ve been watching Horace. He’s been under water now for twenty minutes.” Her companion yawned. “Let’s go,” she said. “I wouldn’t wait any longer for any man.” First Man: “The gal you had out last night looked as if she had a lot of good stuff in her.” Second Man: “She should. It cost me five bucks a plate.” . Indignant customer: (Mr. Mark) “Waiter, this steak is burnt black.” Waiter: (Nick P.) “Yes Sir, A mark of respect, sir. Our assistant cook died yesterday.” CITY LUMBER COMPANY LTD. 618 DUFFERIN AVENUE Phone 57 366 Looking for a Swell Holiday? Y.M.C.A. Camp Stephens (Lake of the Woods, near Kenora) SEASON: July 3 - August 14 Boys 10-16 Years Reasonable Rates For further information contact Camp Stephens Office, Y.M.C.A. Phone 928 157 Limited Osborne at River Phone 42 386 We Telegraph Flowers Graduation Corsages Our Specialty Lowest Prices 90 Isaac Newton High School

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MARTIN TERRY AND HIS HOOP KINGS (Continued from Page 55) basketball teams for four years, 1934- 38. In producing a team noted for top- notch basketball and good, clean sportsmanship, Marty has brought four of our graduates into the limelight. Captained by Mike Skwark and aided by Mitch Baryluk, Albert Glovitsky and Ted Kozak, the Stellars have gained more laurels in one season than the Blue Bombers have in a decade of rugby. Martin Terry learned his basketball at the Stella Mission and has coached the Mision team for the past five years. The Stellars claimed the junior knockout series early in the year and took the Charlie Krupp trophy. They won the north division, city and provincial junior titles in close suc¬ cession followed by victory over Fort William in the Thunder Bay Series. GRADUATION DANCE (Continued from Page 49) — Graduation Day — Imagine! Today winds up all our social activities and marks the termination of our high school year. This last festive affair of the season was held in the beautifully decorated auditorium at Inkster School. However, its beauty seemed to fade when the girls arrived in their attractive gowns of all hues, escorted by handsome Newtonians. The dreamy music was supplied by Charlie Cruikshanks’ popu¬ lar orchestra. During the intermission a special programme was provided in the auditorium. As the girls were twirled around the dance floor by their gallant escorts dressed handsomely in smart suits, everyone remarked, “This is indeed a night to remember!” So it was and shall be, forever. —Au revoir. BACKSTAGE AT THE OPERA (Continued from Page 45) Ko-Ko practicing his “rise and shine” exercises and Pooh-Bah looking around frantically for a la-a-arge fan (for camouflage purposes???) When the opera was well underway, we again returned downstairs and were engulfed by silence. The Mikado was hobnobbing with a lowly coolie, in a very mysterious way. The time comes for the Finale. We hear a clattering of feet, and an ex¬ cited chattering. Once more we find ourselves in a maze of young “peh-rsons” (a la Phoo-Bah). Being chased for a pencil by autograph seekers, we fled to the darkened stage to watch the wrestling matches. The curtain rises on Act II. Down¬ stairs almost the entire cast is sup¬ ported by packing boxes, discussing the latest sports events. F ' rom the scrutin¬ izing glances thrown our way, we realized that our identities were on the verge of being discovered, and we fled to enjoy the rest of the perform¬ ance, free of charge. When the per¬ formance was over, we sneaked away, a fiendish laugh echoing in our ears (the Mikado’s influence) thinking of the joy we would have in — ha! ha!! — telling all!!! Newtonian 89

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Phone 593 587 Suits Made to Order Avenue Meat Market We Deliver 595 Selkirk Ave. Winnipeg Phone 594 911 Memorial Funeral Chapel Ltd. 561 Selkirk Ave., Winnipeg, Man. Felt Craft Studio “Crests Made to Order” 318 Birks Bldg. Phone 925 744 Compliments of Ukrainian Trading Company- Book and Music Store 806 Main Si. Winnipeg Taste Compliments of LOWE BROTHERS Paint and Wallpaper 255 Vaughan Si. Phone 923 989 J. KUSCHEI 1467 Main Si. Winnipeg Compliments of a Grad. — Stan Smiley ’36 ROYAL BANK BLDG. Cor Selkirk and Salter St. Phone 54 617 WINNIPEG WOODWORKS CO. Sash, Doors, Glazing, Mirrors, Etc. Church Fixtures - Folding Chairs 580 Selkirk Ave. Winnipeg KILDONAN REALTY 981 MAIN STREET Phone 57 396 Winnipeg CRANE LIMITED Winnipeg - Regina - Saskatoon Compliments of North End Tire Company (Official Goodyear Dealer) 859 Main Si. Winnipeg Newtonian 91