Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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MARTIN TERRY AND HIS HOOP KINGS (Continued from Page 55) basketball teams for four years, 1934- 38. In producing a team noted for top- notch basketball and good, clean sportsmanship, Marty has brought four of our graduates into the limelight. Captained by Mike Skwark and aided by Mitch Baryluk, Albert Glovitsky and Ted Kozak, the Stellars have gained more laurels in one season than the Blue Bombers have in a decade of rugby. Martin Terry learned his basketball at the Stella Mission and has coached the Mision team for the past five years. The Stellars claimed the junior knockout series early in the year and took the Charlie Krupp trophy. They won the north division, city and provincial junior titles in close suc¬ cession followed by victory over Fort William in the Thunder Bay Series. GRADUATION DANCE (Continued from Page 49) — Graduation Day — Imagine! Today winds up all our social activities and marks the termination of our high school year. This last festive affair of the season was held in the beautifully decorated auditorium at Inkster School. However, its beauty seemed to fade when the girls arrived in their attractive gowns of all hues, escorted by handsome Newtonians. The dreamy music was supplied by Charlie Cruikshanks’ popu¬ lar orchestra. During the intermission a special programme was provided in the auditorium. As the girls were twirled around the dance floor by their gallant escorts dressed handsomely in smart suits, everyone remarked, “This is indeed a night to remember!” So it was and shall be, forever. —Au revoir. BACKSTAGE AT THE OPERA (Continued from Page 45) Ko-Ko practicing his “rise and shine” exercises and Pooh-Bah looking around frantically for a la-a-arge fan (for camouflage purposes???) When the opera was well underway, we again returned downstairs and were engulfed by silence. The Mikado was hobnobbing with a lowly coolie, in a very mysterious way. The time comes for the Finale. We hear a clattering of feet, and an ex¬ cited chattering. Once more we find ourselves in a maze of young “peh-rsons” (a la Phoo-Bah). Being chased for a pencil by autograph seekers, we fled to the darkened stage to watch the wrestling matches. The curtain rises on Act II. Down¬ stairs almost the entire cast is sup¬ ported by packing boxes, discussing the latest sports events. F ' rom the scrutin¬ izing glances thrown our way, we realized that our identities were on the verge of being discovered, and we fled to enjoy the rest of the perform¬ ance, free of charge. When the per¬ formance was over, we sneaked away, a fiendish laugh echoing in our ears (the Mikado’s influence) thinking of the joy we would have in — ha! ha!! — telling all!!! Newtonian 89

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BOWLING (Continued from Page 64) eleven boys. In the final standings Daniel McIntyre placed first, Pro- vencher placed second, and Newton placed third. On the road to attaining such suc¬ cess, Orest Slobodian’s team of Norm Weisner, Bob Kostiuk and Ed Lipinski came first in its shift, and Don Kape- luch’s team of Maurice Prokipchuk, Mike Lewicki and Ed Leipz came second in its bid for victory. (The other two team made no showing). OUR BASKETBALL COMICS .... (Continued from Page 65) were the Harlem Five, a quintet of boys that believed in nothing but comfort — they just played in their long under¬ wear and dirty faces. A few games were played between these teams in the gym, the Gents winning them all. Mitchell Baryluk, Bruce Allan, Philip Scherback, the Werby Bros., Joe Paw- lik and Allan Kistyshen led the Gents to victory, while Jim Komishon, Bob Ketchen, Fred Ingaldson, Ron White, Ed Leipz and Ian Richardson of the Harlem Five, pressed them. A third team, “The Gobblers” pro¬ moted by Albert Glovitski, played one game against the champs losing it by only one point. The Newtonettes (who wear tunics and make-up) led by Mike Olynyk, Victor Kowal, Ken Crossley and Walter Palisnuk, played a very comical game with the Harlem Five, winning it by two points. This game preceded the one between Newton and Warren at Sargent Park School. These boys are to be congratulated not only for their fine brand of ball, but also for their humorous antics which everyone of us enjoyed. SECOND TERM (Continued from Page 41) grammes including Drama Club plays, Red Cross films, a safety programme, etc., were provided in the auditorium twice a month. The Finance, Bulletin-Board and Safety Committees also deserve worthy praise for their work. To preside over the Students’ Council is not a simple task. However, Dave and Mildred proved themselves willing and capable to cope with the great tasks which were placed before them. Only through the combined efforts of Mr. Snyder, the teachers, and the Students’ Council were these achieve¬ ments possible. Congratulations for a job well done! THE IRRESISTIBLE MR. B (Continued from Page 75) they saw it). Soon, owing to my executive ability, character, and ex¬ perience in every major city in the world, I held the controlling shares of the movie company. The producer is now my personal shoeshine boy. The picture, “Call Floozie 777” is gone and forgotten — even playing at the ex¬ clusive State theatre. I now occupy a thirty-story bungalow in the exclusive residential district of Brentwood, on the outskirts of Hollywood. I invested the “peanuts” I obtained for my ac¬ cidental part in the picture, in an oil mine, and made my fortune. My wife is Hedy “Delilah” Lamarr, and we have twenty-four children. (You see, I wrote the novel, “Cheaper by the Dozen”, under the pen-name of Frank B. Gilbreth, Jr.) In addition to receiv¬ ing royalties from pictures and other investments, I personally star in one academy award picture per annum. You, my dear readers, must have heard the latest “Laine” song—“Mule Train”. No, I didn’t write it, I rode the mule in my latest picture, “Mr. B. Goes to University”. I have no “kicks” in life, except the one the mule gave me — Oh yes, and that Vic Mature in taking the role of “Sampson”, co-starring with my wife. My name? Oh yes, my name — Mr. Belvedere. Roger Collins Flowers Telegraphed Everywhere VICTOR SCOTT 311 Donald St. — Ph. 923 404-5-6-7 Isaac Newton High School 88

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cttumosi The thrifty Scot was on the train of pickled peppers. Now you fan me from Winnipeg to Brandon. At each station he hurriedly left his seat, rushed to the station and rushed back again. After this had been repeated a number of times, a fellow passenger who was a lawyer asked the reason. “It’s because of my heart,” the Scot explained. “The doctor says I may drop off at any time and I’m buying my ticket from station to station.” About the only thing modern girls can cook like mother used to, is some man’s goose. Two Ubangi gals met in the jungle one hot day. One of them stuck her face up close to the other gal’s face and repeated with machine - gun rapidity: “Peter Piper picked a peck for a while.” They were lying on the sand at the beach. She spoke to her friend: “I’ve been watching Horace. He’s been under water now for twenty minutes.” Her companion yawned. “Let’s go,” she said. “I wouldn’t wait any longer for any man.” First Man: “The gal you had out last night looked as if she had a lot of good stuff in her.” Second Man: “She should. It cost me five bucks a plate.” . Indignant customer: (Mr. Mark) “Waiter, this steak is burnt black.” Waiter: (Nick P.) “Yes Sir, A mark of respect, sir. Our assistant cook died yesterday.” CITY LUMBER COMPANY LTD. 618 DUFFERIN AVENUE Phone 57 366 Looking for a Swell Holiday? Y.M.C.A. Camp Stephens (Lake of the Woods, near Kenora) SEASON: July 3 - August 14 Boys 10-16 Years Reasonable Rates For further information contact Camp Stephens Office, Y.M.C.A. Phone 928 157 Limited Osborne at River Phone 42 386 We Telegraph Flowers Graduation Corsages Our Specialty Lowest Prices 90 Isaac Newton High School