Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES The Camera Shop 350 Donald St. Phone 25 855 “Clean Rugs and Carpets Are Sanitary’’ Home Carpet Cleaners Expert Oriental Rugs Repaired Customers’ Goods Insured G03 Wall St. at Portage Ave. Ph. 37 049 Compliments of Hunter ' s Products Cheese, Marmalade, Potato Chips JACOB-CROWLEY MFC. CO. LTD. 138 Portage Avenue JEANNE ' S BAKERY Specializing in French Pastry, Wedding and Birthday Cakes 933 Notre Dame Ave. Ph. 23 088 CITY DAIRY PRODUCTS 4lwcuji Cjood FOR DELIVERY Telephone 87 647 St. Paul ' s College Winnipeg In affiliation with the University of Manitoba (i) 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th years Arts. 1st and 2nd years Science. (ii) Preliminary University courses for students proceed¬ ing into Architecture, Com¬ merce, Education, Engineer¬ ing, Law, Medicine, Pharmacy and Theology. (iii) High School Grades IX, X, XI and XII. With the Compliments of KUMMEN-SHIPMAN ELECTRIC LTD. Electrical Contractors, Dealers and Engineers 317 Fort Street Supplies for oil, water and pastel painting. Instruction books for cartooning, drawings and all art work. Phone 927 251 320 Donald St., Winnipeg, Man. voul LIKE IT IT LIKES YOU 70 Isaac Newton High School

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cMuman. It was Saturday morning, Mr. Gresham had overslept and woke up with a start to the clanking of cans down the street. He remembered that ' the garbage had not been put out, and raced down to the front door, struggling into a robe with his hair ruffled and looking rather sleepy-eyed. “Hey, there,” he called. “Am I too late for the garbage?” “No,” shouted Dick H., the collector, “jump right in.” It is rumored that Mr. Robson once said at 9.05 as Ken B. appeared: “Late again!” To which Ken remarked: “Are you, sir? So am I.” Risking the perils of death, Gabbro had rescued the fair maiden (Vi) and now he was holding her in his arms. “Listen, big boy,” she said. “You’re not holding me for ransom are you?” “Not me!” replied Gabbro. “Let Ran¬ som get his own women.” A1 H.’s father: “And there, my son, you have the story of your dad in the great World War II.” A1 H.: “Yes, daddy, but why did they need all those other soldiers?” There is usually only one reason why a man buys, but with a woman it may be any one of eight: 1. Because her husband says she can’t have it. 2. It will make her look thin. 3. It came from Paris. 4. Her neighbors can’t afford it. 5. Nobody else has one. 6. Everyone else has one. 7. It’s different. 8. Because. Bill Senyk’s voice from rear of taxi: “I say, driver, what’s the idea of stop¬ ping?” Driver: “I thought I heard someone tell me to.” From rear: “Drive on, she wasn’t talking to you.” Her lips quivered as they approached mine. My whole frame shook as I look¬ ed into her blue eyes. Her body trembled as our lips met and I could feel my chest heaving, my chin vibrat¬ ing and my body shuddering as I held her to me. Moral; Never kiss your girl in a second-hand car with the motor run¬ ning. Don’t marry a girl because she looks sensible, because a sensible girl has more sense than to look sensible. “Pawson,” said Aunt Caroline, fero¬ ciously, “I’d like to crown dat low down husben o’ mine.” “Why, Caroline? What’s he done?” “Done?” Why he’s done gone an’ lef de chickenhouse open and all de chick¬ ens has escaped.” “O, well, that’s nothing. Chickens, you know, come home to roost.” “Come home?” groaned Aunt Caro¬ line. “Come home? Pawson, dem chickens’ll go home!” Mike S.: “I wonder if I could make you melt in my arms.” Eleanor H.: “No, I’m not that soft and you’re not that hot.” Some people must think the Sunday church service is like a convention: Many families just send one delegate. A proud father of triplets phoned a friend to report the good news. The friend didn’t quite hear and asked, “Will you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the dad. A gentle Quaker, hearing a strange noise in his house one night, got up and discovered a burglar busy at work. He went to get his gun, and then came back and stood quietly in the doorway. “Friend,” he said, “I would do thee no harm for the world, but thee stand- est where I am about to shoot.” Newtonian 69

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CLAY, LAW LTD. Manufacturing JEWELLERS and SILVERSMITHS Medals - Class Pins - Trophies Rings - Lodge Jewels - Regalia Dingwall Building, 62 Albert St. Phone 27 735 - 27 903 August G. is at the awkward age— too young to leave home alone and too old to trust with a baby sitter. An artist’s wife recently was granted $100 monthly alimony—sort of a draw¬ ing account. Most things in the home today are controlled by switches—even the chil¬ dren. Shoe salesman Babynchuk: “Lady, if you were in the box as long as these shoes you’d be stiff too.” SWEDISH CANADIAN SALES TOOLS - PAINTS - GLASS Fishing Tackle and Ammunition 215 Logan Ave. Phone 27 021 Isaac Newton is full of willing stu¬ dents. A few are willing to work—the others are willing to let them. Bill S.: “I see you have acute pyorrhea.” Anne B.: “I’m glad you like it.” Lady Oshanek: “I’m afraid I’ll get a headache from riding this horse.” Riding instructor (Zeke): “Nonsense, madam. You’ll get quite the opposite.” Then there was the man who changed his name to “Mazda” so he could see his name in lights.” He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. Y! ]emoriat Numeral ( Lapel G. ZAWIDOSKI, Mgr. PHONE 594 911 Selkirk and Parr WINNIPEG Newtonian 71