Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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86 Isaac Newton High School H U M O R The question of graduation came be¬ fore the school council. Allan D.:—“I am in favour of a safe and sound thirteenth of June.” Mr. Floyd:—“So am I. We ought to have that kind of day at least once a year.” Marg. F.: “Did you get much out of Economics when you were at Newton?” Grad: “Three frat pins and a hus¬ band.” “John,” asked Mr. Pearce, “did you steal the examination papers?” “No, Sir, Mr. Pearce, not me. I only took it for a joke.” How far did you carry it?” “Only from the school to my house— ’bout four blocks.” “Two hours’ detention,” Mr. Pearce sighed, “That was carrying a joke too far.” Donna B.: “Men are all alike.” Marg. P.: “Yeah, men are all I like, too!” Mother: “What did you do with your allowance?” Gogol: “Well, I spent a dollar shoot¬ ing pool, a dollar on poker, a dollar on taxi fare, a dollar on a girl.” Mother: “But that’s only four dol¬ lars. What happened to the other dol¬ lar?” Gogol: “I must have spent that fool¬ ishly.” Judge: “I’ll let you off with a fine today but the next time I’ll send you to jail.” Buggy: (driver of the I.O.F. Heap): “Sort of a weather forecaster aren’t you?” Judge: “What do you mean?” Buggy: “Why, fine today — cooler tomorrow.” Mr. Armstrong: “Here it is Monday and tomorrow will be Tuesday and the next day Wednesday—the whole week half gone and nothing done yet.” Dentist: “Before beginning my work I must have my drill.” Ray Ch.: “Good heavens, man! Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?” Ireland is the richest country in the world. It’s Capital is always Dublin. “Sit down!” said Mr. Robson. “I won’t, so there!” uttered an impu¬ dent tone. “Stand up then — I will be obeyed!” Teacher: “Why didn’t you deliver that message as instructed?” Mike S.: “I did the best I could.” Teacher: “The best you could! Why, if I had known I was going to send a donkey I would have gone myself.” Mr. Babb: “Why have you got elec¬ tricity in your hair?” Bazil F.: “Because it grows from a dry cell. ” Nestor B.: “Is my face dirty or is it my imagination?” Roy N.: “Well, your face is clean, but I don’t know about your imagination.” The Physician advised his patient to eat a hearty dinner at night without any worry over the ability to digest it. The patient, however, protested: “But the other time when I came to see you, you insisted I must eat only a very light supper in the evening.” The Physician nodded. “Yes, of course —that shows what great progress the science of medicine is making.”

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Newtonian 85 MARY BODNARCHUK Newton’s charming vice-president. This tall, wil- lowly, husky-voiced blonde is as versatile as the weather. Her positions of assistant editor of the Nor- Wester and Grade XII write-up editor on the year¬ book staff are evidence of her literary leanings while her activities as president of the Girls’ Glee Club show she is just as interested in music. On the other hand, she is also a sports enthusiast, and was a mem¬ ber of the Champion Girls’ Volley-Ball team. In spite of her many accomplishments Mary has but one aim in life — to become a perfect wife. While preparing for this career, she hopes to teach, and we know she’ll succeed. ketball student. ALLAN DRYBURGH Tall, dark and handsome, Allan is an all-round stu¬ dent and athlete. His positions at Newton are so nu¬ merous, we can only list them (due to limited space). He’s editor of this anniversary yearbook, one-half of Abigail O’Heartbeat, lovelorn editor of the Nor’West- er, co-chairman of the Graduation Committee, ex¬ chairman of the Social Committee, a member of the Boys’ Glee Club, Room 16’s President, and one of Newton’s Representatives on Eaton’s Junior Execu¬ tive. He also captained the championship rugby team and starred with the senior boys’ championship bas- squad. Besides this active interest in all school activities, he is an honor His main objective in life is to die—a millionaire, that is. JUNE SHALEY An exceptional Grade XI Matriculation scholar who has gained recognition in sports and various school activities. June’s limitless energy also gave her the position of editor of the Nor’Wester, assistant editor of the Newtonian, co-chairman of the Graduation Committee and the school representative on the Junior Red Cross Council. Her engaging personality and winning smile places her well up on the popu¬ larity poll, where she has won many friends, both among the students and teachers. Through her pro¬ gressiveness and determination the students received a larger and better school newspaper. You can be sure that your untiring efforts will not go unappre¬ ciated, June. JOHN KOZIE “Jack of all trades” but, contrary to the old pro¬ verb, master of ALL. He is in charge of the Candid Section of the Newtonian and assisted greatly in the taking of the graduates’ individual pictures. At our dances, this blonde, blue-eyed young man can be seen running the P.A. system. He also runs the film pro¬ jector when necessary. Next year he hopes to take Science at the U. of M in preparation for a career in the field of Scientific Research.

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wtmm gNTATION FTr V V | 1 — See anyone you I know? 2—Boo to you j too! 3—You can’t win, I Mr. Babb. 4—Need we | say more? 5—Snooping on the Snoop(er). 6— Looks good, anyhow. 7— Button, button, who has got the football? 8— War Memorial Ser¬ vice. 9—Bet you can’t ride it, too. 10—A la maison par the Aber- I deen Bus. 11—Over the top. 12—Naughty, naughty. 13 — Up, up, and away. 14—W hat have you got to be so proud of? 15—Vox-Pop Gresham. 16—I wonder . . . does it work? 17— Note the form! 18—I gotcha, Jack. 19—Going up or coming down? 20—Senior Inter - High Basketball Champs. 21—A few of the bagle boys. 22—“The Thinker” . . . 24—The only one we didn’t win 25—Lots of oomph, huh that time. 28—Those aren’t the sands of time, bub! Newton style. 23—Post-game glee! 26—I’m a bad boy! 27—We got ’em 7J 1 v» jtfcl 9 ii FT; tjn im I : § Pgr m 1 m Lv • . % 1