Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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92 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL Patient: “Doctor, the size of your bill Mr. Gresham—“Now if you have any makes my blood boil over.” mathematics trouble, come and see me.” Doctor: “That will be $20.00 extra Bill B.—“Aw, Mr. Gresham, you’re for ' sterilizing your blood.” always asking for trouble.” T. EATON C? HOLIDAY What could make a better holiday outfit than a pair of alpine cloth slacks topped with a sweater or a shirtwaist blouse! Right for town, country or the beach. Navy, wine, dark green or airforce. A Sizes 8 to 14X years. Jm Girls ' Sportswear Section Fifth Floor

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NEWTONIAN 91 HH BBBBj 11 . Max P.—“Are you going to the lec¬ ture tonight?” Visitor—“Yes.” Max P.—“I advise you to stay away. It’s sure to be boring.” Visitor—“I’m afraid I can’t get out of it, I’m the lecturer.” •I’ V $ Doctor: “You should take a bath before you retire.” Patient: “But doctor, I don’t expect to retire for another twenty years.” Grant W.—“This linament makes my arm smart.” Bob M.—“Why not rub some on your head?” si Soldier (finding bee in his stew): “Hi, what’s this?” Mess orderly: “Vitamin Bee.” sit Dorothy S.—“Oh, Doctor. I often feel like killing myself. What shall I do?” Doctor—“Leave it to me.” 3rd Largest Department Store in Winnipeg Serving North Winnipeg ' s Younger Generation Since 1911. ORETZKI ' S DEPT. STORE LTD. 487-495 Selkirk Avenue

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NEWTONIAN 93 For Your Dress and Casual SHOES • As Styled in Chicago and New York. ® For the Smartly Dressed Student. Remember GLADSTONE KARR Quality Shoes for the Family 513 Selkirk Ave. Phone 54 346 Inmate of asylum (talking to visitor): “Oh, did we have fun swimming, but we’re going to have more fun to¬ morrow.” Visitor: “Why?” Inmate: “Because we’re going to have water in the pool tomorrow.” Charley R.—“I must find another tail¬ or. This one reads too much.” Sid S.—“Reads too much?” Charley R.—“Yes. Every time he writes to me he begins: ‘On going through my books . . ” Health and Crispy Enjoyment in Every Bite! PAULIN ' S Peerless Cream Sodas or White Cross Graham Wafers FAMOUS FOR OVER 60 YEARS