Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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NEWTONIAN 91 HH BBBBj 11 . Max P.—“Are you going to the lec¬ ture tonight?” Visitor—“Yes.” Max P.—“I advise you to stay away. It’s sure to be boring.” Visitor—“I’m afraid I can’t get out of it, I’m the lecturer.” •I’ V $ Doctor: “You should take a bath before you retire.” Patient: “But doctor, I don’t expect to retire for another twenty years.” Grant W.—“This linament makes my arm smart.” Bob M.—“Why not rub some on your head?” si Soldier (finding bee in his stew): “Hi, what’s this?” Mess orderly: “Vitamin Bee.” sit Dorothy S.—“Oh, Doctor. I often feel like killing myself. What shall I do?” Doctor—“Leave it to me.” 3rd Largest Department Store in Winnipeg Serving North Winnipeg ' s Younger Generation Since 1911. ORETZKI ' S DEPT. STORE LTD. 487-495 Selkirk Avenue

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90 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL i | Enjoy better health i i i i and comfort — wear ! Compliments of the ; shoes bought at S. S. KrSSgB i COMPANY LIMITED j 368 Portage Ave. 1 | Macdonald | 5, 10 and 25-cent store j SHOE STORE LTD. 1 I i ! 492-4 Main Street i ! !- “You are as young as your feet” A school boy who was asked to de¬ fine anatomy wrote his answer as fol¬ lows: “Anatomy” is the human body which consists of three parts, the head, the chest and the stummick. The head contains the eyes and brains, if any. The chest contains the lungs and a piece of liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which there are five, a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y and w. B.—“Why did you leave your last position?” L.—“Illness.” B.—“How do you mean?” L.—“The school board got sick of me.” “Yes, my dear, Lloyd George saved this country just as Joan of Arc saved France.” “When are they going to burn him, then?” For . . . CLASS PINS. RINGS. MEDALS. TROPHIES. PRESENTATION STICKS, MILITARY RINGS AND CRESTS Phone for our representative to call on you and we will gladly submit designs and prices. McKenzie Clay Company Manufacturing Jewellers and Silversmiths 62 Albert Street Dingwall Building, Winnipeg Phone 27 735

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92 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL Patient: “Doctor, the size of your bill Mr. Gresham—“Now if you have any makes my blood boil over.” mathematics trouble, come and see me.” Doctor: “That will be $20.00 extra Bill B.—“Aw, Mr. Gresham, you’re for ' sterilizing your blood.” always asking for trouble.” T. EATON C? HOLIDAY What could make a better holiday outfit than a pair of alpine cloth slacks topped with a sweater or a shirtwaist blouse! Right for town, country or the beach. Navy, wine, dark green or airforce. A Sizes 8 to 14X years. Jm Girls ' Sportswear Section Fifth Floor