Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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90 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL i | Enjoy better health i i i i and comfort — wear ! Compliments of the ; shoes bought at S. S. KrSSgB i COMPANY LIMITED j 368 Portage Ave. 1 | Macdonald | 5, 10 and 25-cent store j SHOE STORE LTD. 1 I i ! 492-4 Main Street i ! !- “You are as young as your feet” A school boy who was asked to de¬ fine anatomy wrote his answer as fol¬ lows: “Anatomy” is the human body which consists of three parts, the head, the chest and the stummick. The head contains the eyes and brains, if any. The chest contains the lungs and a piece of liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which there are five, a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y and w. B.—“Why did you leave your last position?” L.—“Illness.” B.—“How do you mean?” L.—“The school board got sick of me.” “Yes, my dear, Lloyd George saved this country just as Joan of Arc saved France.” “When are they going to burn him, then?” For . . . CLASS PINS. RINGS. MEDALS. TROPHIES. PRESENTATION STICKS, MILITARY RINGS AND CRESTS Phone for our representative to call on you and we will gladly submit designs and prices. McKenzie Clay Company Manufacturing Jewellers and Silversmiths 62 Albert Street Dingwall Building, Winnipeg Phone 27 735

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NEWTONIAN 89 t. Raul ' s Collfgr WINNIPEG, MAN. Affiliated wiih the University of Manitoba offers (I) Arts and Science courses of the University of Manitoba leading to B.A. degree. Preliminary university courses for students proceeding into Medicine, Engi- (II) (HI) (IV) (V) neering, Law, Theology, Education, Pharmacy, Commerce and Architecture. Sound educational methods and an experienced faculty provide instruction in Grades IX, X, XI, and XII to prepare students for Departmental Exami¬ nations. Accommodation available for university students who wish to reside at the college and follow courses at the university. Students for Grades VII and VIII will be taken in residence at St. Paul’s on recommendation. For Prospectus, Terms and Further Information, Write, Telephone or Apply to St. Paul ' s College, Ellice and Vaughan Street, Winnipeg. Phones: 22 068 or 29 659. Hotel manager hears a blood curdling shriek in a room and investigates. “What happened?” he said to a man partly shaven. “Everything’s all right now. I was shaving when the top part of the mirror fell down and I thought I had cut my head off.” A school nurse one day sent home a boy with a note saying that he needed a bath because he smelled bad. The next day the boy returned with this note — “Johnny smells just like his father. The trouble with you old maids is that you don’t know what a real he- man smells like.” Pitman Shorthand ' Simplest ' Swiftest ' Surest

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NEWTONIAN 91 HH BBBBj 11 . Max P.—“Are you going to the lec¬ ture tonight?” Visitor—“Yes.” Max P.—“I advise you to stay away. It’s sure to be boring.” Visitor—“I’m afraid I can’t get out of it, I’m the lecturer.” •I’ V $ Doctor: “You should take a bath before you retire.” Patient: “But doctor, I don’t expect to retire for another twenty years.” Grant W.—“This linament makes my arm smart.” Bob M.—“Why not rub some on your head?” si Soldier (finding bee in his stew): “Hi, what’s this?” Mess orderly: “Vitamin Bee.” sit Dorothy S.—“Oh, Doctor. I often feel like killing myself. What shall I do?” Doctor—“Leave it to me.” 3rd Largest Department Store in Winnipeg Serving North Winnipeg ' s Younger Generation Since 1911. ORETZKI ' S DEPT. STORE LTD. 487-495 Selkirk Avenue