Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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88 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL Feather Bob Permanents Charm Wave Perfection Wave Magically Manageable. A Real Bargain . . $ 1.95 1 Personality 5Q ' Styled. v ■ Worth Twice ! The Price. 2 Scientific Hairdressing Salon 201 STERLING SECURITIES BUILDING Cor. Portage and Vaughan Over Brathwaite ' s Entrance 425 Vi Portage Avenue Phone 24 861 Female Passenger: “Captain, I’m so worried. What would happen if the ship struck an iceberg?” Captain: “Madam, the iceberg would go on its way just as though nothing had happened.” Female Passenger: “Oh, thank you, Captain, I feel so relieved.” A Rupertite (beginning his lecture): “Friends, I won’t call you gentlemen because I know you too well.” We always get a kick out of the country store ad. that read “Great special in shirts for men with 14 or 15 necks.” Accent „„ Quality We Mean Quality —the possession of which is so im- important now when all things must be carefully and sanely chosen for long-term wearability and liveability. Quality, that means longer service, better workman¬ ship, finer fabrics, smarter styling and the intangibles that make for pride of possession. Shop at the “Bay”— be satisfied. (Emu p anti. INCORPORATED 2?? MAY 1670

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NEWTONIAN 87 Office Ph. 5 4 455 Res. Ph. 56 863 DR. A. BLOOM DENTIST 598 Selkirk Avenue Ste. 3, cor. of McGregor St. Compliments of Smith Corn Beef Mfg. Co. Always ask for Smith’s Corn Beef Phone 51 200 698 Aberdeen Ave. Winnipeg I Compliments of ZAPP FUR SHOP 592 Selkirk Ave. Phone 52 400 PARR GROCERY 1 GROCERIES, CONFECTIONERY, FRUIT, VEGETABLES, MEATS AND TOBACCO 481 Parr St. Phone 57 632 j Carl M.—“Since I got a girl I can’t eat, I can’t drink, I can’t smoke.” Bill L.—“Why not?” Carl M.—-“I’m broke.” • • • Mr. Pearce—“Do you know why the earth turns round the sun on its axis?” Betty P.—“Yes sir. Because it does not want to be roasted too much on one side.” A professor sat beside a pert young thing at a dinner party. “Professor,” she piped up, “Have you read so and so’s new novel?” He confessed he didn’t. “Oh,” she said, You’d better hurry. It’s been out over three months.” “Young lady,” he said, “Have you read Dante’s ‘Divine Comedy?’ ” “Why no.” “You’d better hurry. It’s been out over 600 years.” A Plan for Their Future . . . The future success of your children depends to a great extent on the plans you make today for their future. One factor to bear in mind is this: the increased earning power of college graduates shows that edu¬ cation is the best investment you can make for them. Safeguard their future happiness by ensuring their future earning ability. Through an educational policy, you can guarantee their college training. I will be pleased to explain, at your convenience and without obligation, details of our many juvenile policies. A. BARDAL 185 Lombard Street Telephone 96 144 ASSURANCE COMPANY HEAD OFFICE ---WINNIPEG THE

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NEWTONIAN 89 t. Raul ' s Collfgr WINNIPEG, MAN. Affiliated wiih the University of Manitoba offers (I) Arts and Science courses of the University of Manitoba leading to B.A. degree. Preliminary university courses for students proceeding into Medicine, Engi- (II) (HI) (IV) (V) neering, Law, Theology, Education, Pharmacy, Commerce and Architecture. Sound educational methods and an experienced faculty provide instruction in Grades IX, X, XI, and XII to prepare students for Departmental Exami¬ nations. Accommodation available for university students who wish to reside at the college and follow courses at the university. Students for Grades VII and VIII will be taken in residence at St. Paul’s on recommendation. For Prospectus, Terms and Further Information, Write, Telephone or Apply to St. Paul ' s College, Ellice and Vaughan Street, Winnipeg. Phones: 22 068 or 29 659. Hotel manager hears a blood curdling shriek in a room and investigates. “What happened?” he said to a man partly shaven. “Everything’s all right now. I was shaving when the top part of the mirror fell down and I thought I had cut my head off.” A school nurse one day sent home a boy with a note saying that he needed a bath because he smelled bad. The next day the boy returned with this note — “Johnny smells just like his father. The trouble with you old maids is that you don’t know what a real he- man smells like.” Pitman Shorthand ' Simplest ' Swiftest ' Surest