Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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36 ISAAC NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL

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MATRICULATION X — ROOM 12 Merris Baryski— Loves rugby a lot, But when it comes to playing, in the games he is not. Bill Holochuk— When over-credited on the exam, He tells Mr. Pearce, oh boy, what a ham! William Aronec— A pretty girl came walking past, And Willie vanished very fast. Clarence Chick— Clarence is a naughty chick, His mind on school it will not stick. Edna Shoesmiih— When it comes to memorizing Edna’s on the top, But she talks and talks so long, you think she’ll never stop. Herb Dressier— In Isaac Newton this small lad is just another rookie, But when he does not come to school, for sure he’s playing hookey. Nick Kushnir— As our vice-president no one would stick, So we decided to give it to Nick. Peggy Smith— At the boys she doesn’t look, She would rather read a book. Joe Wialrowski— Painting beauty is all right, Or drawing birds upon their flight, But if at drawing teacher Joe is caught, He will sure be on the spot. Mike Ladyka— A girl friend Mike must really need. But to the girls he pays no heed. Mary Chudzik— When teacher is out Mary knows quite well, She better be quiet or Teddy will tell. Charlie Abells— Of Charlie Abells it’s quite true, He’s so naive and bashful too. Alan Knoll— Right to school on time comes he, But home in bed he’d rather be. Nelson Boychuk— His brains for school he cannot spare, It’s just for planes that he does care. Ronald Matthews— As soon as the teacher his teaching will stop, Immediately Ronnie with questions will pop. Norman Boyd— When the teacher’s in the room he never says a word, But when the teacher’s left the room, the loudest he is heard. Ted Maxim— The clock it said five after nine and school had begun already, When suddenly the door swung wide and in came marching Teddy. William Mederski— When Billy goes down to the pool, we know it’s not to swim, It’s just to watch the pretty girls in bathing suits so trim. Eney Maydanyk— The only time when in his seat our Eney is perturbed, Is when the bell begins to ring hh slumber is disturbed. George Kurtz— The reason that George Kurtz in class is always well-behaved, Is that to chase a certain girl his energy he’s saved. Art Pilkinglon— For a nice girl he has looked all around, And in Room Twenty that girl he has found. Borden Pastiuk— Nicknames Borden has a lot, But high marks he hasn’t got. Arnold Monk— Is quite convinced that hockey’s really grand, But when he tries to play, on skates he cannot stand. Tommy Nipper— Writing verses of my room, it really was a strife, But to the school I come no more, I’m scared to lose my life. Mr. Pearce— Of Mr. Pearce it’s really true, He tries his best to get us through, If in ten years our room you’re near, Drop in room twelve—we’ll still be here.

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NEWTONIAN 37 COMMERCIAL Students! Meet Room 3, “spark plug” of I.N.S. Since we came the school hasn ' t been quite normal. Howe ver, under Mr. Riddle, we morons have managed to subside somewhat. So now meet these budding geniuses of tomorrow. First is our president, Eugene Z„ who did such a fine job on the 1943 rugby team. Eugene told us that next to rugby he holds girls as the most im¬ portant factor of his life. Margaret B. and Josephine K„ two charming girls find music and books more entertaining. Then, we have Helen D„ glamour girl of Room 3. Helen likes jazz, sweaters and Air Force men (who doesn’t?). I.N.S. shall see great improvements when Bob M„ fu¬ ture principal, goes into office. Bob has already promised everyone a twelve months’ holiday every year. Worthy secretary, Bill S„ dreams of being called “General Skiba” some day. Meanwhile, he’s busy cultivating that “peach fuzz” on his lips into a moustache (he hopes). Swimming is sports’ captain Charlie H ' s, favorite pastime. Charlie, incidentally, is a virtual woman-hater, wel l, he said so anyway. Mary Mel. and Ann D„ two active femmes, seem to be sold on Mr. Riddle as the best teacher they ever had. But wait—did we hear a shriek just now? Yes, of course, its Bill W. again. He just stuck another pin into someone. He simply loves using people as human pin-cushions. The victims are Helen Ch. and Florence M„ but being nice girls they promise to forgive Bill. Nora W„ Frances P. and Elizabeth B. are known as the most quiet and stu¬ dious pupils. Every room has a genius and we have Helen C. a “whizz” at typing. Additional talent, is Mary M„ who someday will be a female Rem¬ brandt; then she can paint a portrait of Adolphe A. in a becoming pose, smok¬ ing his pipe. Sitting close to Adolphe should be Olga S„ a cute little blonde who has him running in circles. Some- X — ROOM 3 day Luba H. will be a great dancer as well as a hairdresser. But enough of this chatter, we’re in a poetical mood right now, so how about a couple of rhymes? Adeline G. the Miss Canada of Room 3, Said, “An ordinary housewife I want to be.” While Violet M„ vice-president of our class, Will as an aviatrix certainly pass. Elizabeth K., she’s a swell gal, Who is everyone’s pal. Frida M. is noisy at home I’m sure, Although in school she’s shy and de¬ mure. Bill S„ owner of a booming voice, Should make radio announcing a pro¬ fessional choice. P.S. (We’ll probably find him in a liog- calling contest.) Almina K„ a cute Perc Westmore could be For with makeup she’s experienced you see. Many a boy has given chase, To Ruth H„ girl with a pretty face. Said Frank G .: “Someday a king I’ll be, For kings you know, get a fat fee.” Sports ' Captain Stephie S. the society girl, Has given us quite a whirl. And here is Sonya C„ the lass, Who is the writer for this class. Last, we give a great big cheer, To Mr. Riddle, “Man of the Year.” —SONYA CHORKAWAY and STEFFIE SIMKIW. Was Quite Correct Mr. Riddle—“Now, Art, there are various kinds of force. With the greater forces you must be familiar. Can you give an example of a force that per¬ forms a less noticeable work?” Art I.—“Yes, sir—the police force.” Mr. Babb (to biology class)—“What is a caterpillar?” Boris M.—“An upholstered worm.”