Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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40 THE NEWTONIAN Moore’s Millinery Up-to-Date Styles, Reasonably Priced 960 Main St. - - Phone 80 742 Compliments of KOSHER MEAT MARKET 472 fi Dufferin Avenue PHONE 52 118 M. FOGEL PHONE SS 44! EVERYTHING MADE OF CANVAS ALL KINDS OF REPAIRS THE CANADIAN TENT AND AWNING CO. 923 Main Street, Winnipeg Redwood Pharmacy WILLIAM SHEPHERD Graduate of Great Britain and Manitoba Redwood and Arlington TELEPHONE 53 053 Compliments of THE A. BEEK COMPANY 799 Selkirk Ave. Cor. Arlington St. —• Phone 51 342 L, GRABOWECKY GROCER AND BUTCHER 710 Aberdeen „Com ' m unity Service Call TEL. 57 824 Compliments of STAR KOSHER SAUSAGE MANUFACTURING CO. Mr. Smith was tearing the roof otf his barn. His neighbor, Thompson, passing by, stopped and asked him what he was going to do with the old tin. “That’s just what I have oeen won¬ dering,” Smith replied. “Send it to the Ford Motor Co. They might be able to use it,” Thompson suggested. So Smith acted on the suggestion, crated the tin and shipped it to Detroit. A few days later, he received a very courteous letter from the com¬ pany. “Your car,” they wrote, “is one of the worst wrecks we have ever seen, but we’ll have it fixed for you in a week or ten days.” ❖ The following advertisement ap¬ peared in a newspaper: “WANTED—A gentleman to un¬ dertake the sales of dynamite. The advertiser guarantees it will be pro¬ fitable to the undertaker.” Science reveals that a person’s age can be determined by the hardness of the eyes. The theory, of course, does not apply to bankers. PHONE 95 666 Consolidated Messengers TRANSFER BONDED INSURED CARRIERS MOTORCYCLES, TRUCKS DIRNFELD’S NOVELTY MFG. CO. Men’s and Ladies’ Fancy Belts Ladies’ Fancy Handbags All kinds of Shopping Bags, Sporting Goods and Fancy Cushions. 263 Burrows Ave. - Phone 55 611 Compliments of P. MARGOLIS CO., LTD. 396 Stella Ave. ICE DISTRIBUTORS Will appreciate your patronage. Compliments of WINNIPEG WORKERS’ BAKERY 755 Selkirk Avenue Phone 53 054

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THE NEWTONIAN 39 Will—Why do girls smile at me ? Willie—Perhaps they’re too polite to laugh out loud. H« The “Rag” Cycle Rags make paper; paper makes money; money makes banks; banks make loans; loans make poverty and poverty makes rags. “Well, doc., you said you’d have me walking again in a month and you certainly kept your promise.” “Well, well, that’s fine.” “Yeah, I had to sell my car to pay your bill.” Morris S.—Do you think there is any chance of my getting this poem in the I.N.H.S. Year Book? Wilbur—There may be. I’m not going to be editor always. Ben Cramer: “Did you know I’d gone in for writing?” Jack Flom: “No. Sold anything yet?” Ben Cramer: “Oh, yes! My watch and my overcoat.” | I Bus. Phone 94 954. Res. Phone 36 151. MRS. S. J. ROVATZOS ROVATZOS FLOWER SHOP Formerly of Robinson Co. Cut Flower Dep’t. 206 Notre Dame Avenue Compliments of J. TEMPLE TAILOR AND FURRIER Next to College Theatre Suits or O’Coats from $20.00 up Fur work of all kinds Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing and Hemstitching PHONE 51 267 Phone 55 608 Custom-Built Upholstering- Co., Ltd. Chesterfields and Chairs made-to-order 372 SELKIRK AVE., WINNIPEG Western Glove Works LIMITED Manufacturers of GLOVES AND MITTS — SHIRTS AND OVERALLS — KOZY KNIT SWEATERS WINNIPEG, CANADA PHONE 24 563. RES. PHONE 92 141. i EXCLUSIVE WOMENS WEAR 282 KENNEDY STREET Just North of Portage WINNIPEG MISS BERTHA HERMAN BOB ROSENBLAT Light and Heavy Harness 81 Derby St. and 482 King St. Winnipeg, Manitoba GAS AND OILS M. MAKAR Srocer and Butcher no MANITOBA AVE. PHONE 57 796 Compliments of Winnipeg Storage Ltd. WINNIPEG, CANADA Compliments of Mr. Schwartz j DRESSMAKING ! | We specialize in Fancy and j j Plain Sewing 379 SELKIRK AVE. Reasonable Prices Miss M. Orlake PHONE 55 716

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THE NEWTONIAN 41 A burglar in London takes nothing but wedding presents. There is some talk of nominating him as Public Benefactor No. 1. At one time, so I learn, the pyra¬ mids were used as calendars. But what did the boys do when New Year came around and they wanted to turn over a new pyramid? “Has your wife changed much since you met her?” “Yes — she’s changed my habits, my friends, and my hours.” “A peony is a small horse.” 872 Main St. - Phone 57 643 “ K A L Y N A ’ ' UKRAINIAN CO-OPERATIVE LTD. WINNIPEG, MAN. Musical Instruments, Stationery - Novelties PHONE 23 057 iierrpfnU i fjoe gbtore W. J. BERRYHILL, Prop. Shoes for the Familv 339 PORTAGE AVENUE Phone 55 147 MONCENTO INSECT EXTERMINATORS SINGLE TREATMENTS and CONTRACTS TAKEN ..All Work Guaranteed—Also Preparations . for Sale 277 CHURCH AYE. WINNIPEG Mrs. T.C. Whitlock MILLINER Suite 3, 230 Main St. - Phone 92 052 Up-to-Date Models at Reasonable Prices DOMINION LUMBER AND FUEL CO. 667 REDWOOD AVE. H. O. Bears, Mgr. Phone 57 348 S. MITCHELL 1002 Main Street SCHOOL SUPPLIES, CONFECTIONERY AND NEWS AGENCY Portage Victor Phone 36 733 SPIVAK MOTOR SALES LTD. GOOD USED CARS Bought, Sold and Exchanged PHONE 57 484 MAIN AND ABERDEEN SPEED’S SERVICE STATION H. Speed, Prop. GAS — OIL Let us Service your car—We are Experts CRANK CASE SERVICE - TIRE REPAIRS ACCESSORIES M. MAZOW1TA GROCER AND BUTCHER PHONE 57 416 773 Burrows Ave., Winnipeg PHONE 93 837 Charach Photo Studio 264 PORTAGE AVE. Winnipeg, - Manitoba (Near the Bank of Nova Scotia) WHITE CROSS DRUG STORE DISPENSING CHEMIST M. Lazeczko. ARLINGTON and PHONE WINNIPEG BOYD 57 830 Canada Res. Phone 30 032 NATIONAL HOT-AIR HEATING AND ROOFING CO. FURNACES INSTALLED AND REPAIRED GENERAL TINSMITHING Conditioned Air Heating Phone 54 848 839 Main Street Permanent Waving Specials CROQUIGNOLE (p-S qr RINGLET WAVE 1. 0 and up Get your Permanents at Williams for comfort and satisfaction Finger Wave and Marcell 25c Haircutting, 25c William’s Hairdressing and Barber Shop 1479 Main St. - - Phone 55 783