Isaac Newton High School - Newtonian Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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THE NEWTONIAN 39 Will—Why do girls smile at me ? Willie—Perhaps they’re too polite to laugh out loud. H« The “Rag” Cycle Rags make paper; paper makes money; money makes banks; banks make loans; loans make poverty and poverty makes rags. “Well, doc., you said you’d have me walking again in a month and you certainly kept your promise.” “Well, well, that’s fine.” “Yeah, I had to sell my car to pay your bill.” Morris S.—Do you think there is any chance of my getting this poem in the I.N.H.S. Year Book? Wilbur—There may be. I’m not going to be editor always. Ben Cramer: “Did you know I’d gone in for writing?” Jack Flom: “No. Sold anything yet?” Ben Cramer: “Oh, yes! My watch and my overcoat.” | I Bus. Phone 94 954. Res. Phone 36 151. MRS. S. J. ROVATZOS ROVATZOS FLOWER SHOP Formerly of Robinson Co. Cut Flower Dep’t. 206 Notre Dame Avenue Compliments of J. TEMPLE TAILOR AND FURRIER Next to College Theatre Suits or O’Coats from $20.00 up Fur work of all kinds Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing and Hemstitching PHONE 51 267 Phone 55 608 Custom-Built Upholstering- Co., Ltd. Chesterfields and Chairs made-to-order 372 SELKIRK AVE., WINNIPEG Western Glove Works LIMITED Manufacturers of GLOVES AND MITTS — SHIRTS AND OVERALLS — KOZY KNIT SWEATERS WINNIPEG, CANADA PHONE 24 563. RES. PHONE 92 141. i EXCLUSIVE WOMENS WEAR 282 KENNEDY STREET Just North of Portage WINNIPEG MISS BERTHA HERMAN BOB ROSENBLAT Light and Heavy Harness 81 Derby St. and 482 King St. Winnipeg, Manitoba GAS AND OILS M. MAKAR Srocer and Butcher no MANITOBA AVE. PHONE 57 796 Compliments of Winnipeg Storage Ltd. WINNIPEG, CANADA Compliments of Mr. Schwartz j DRESSMAKING ! | We specialize in Fancy and j j Plain Sewing 379 SELKIRK AVE. Reasonable Prices Miss M. Orlake PHONE 55 716

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38 THE NEWTONIAN SEljc iRHtablc Jffur Products (Hu. Manufacturers of I’ants, Shirts, Windbreakers and Fur Caps PHONE 56 919 1030 MAIN ST. Phone 52 287 - Res. Phone 51 309 Modern Upholstering Co. Chesterfield Suites Made to Order and Repaired All Work Guaranteed 1058 Main St. - - Winnipeg, Man. Herba Medica PATENT MEDICINES Herbs for All Ailments 1280 Main Street M. Lenz. - - Phone 54 427 PHONE 55 355 EES.: 53 586 HOME DAIRY LTD. MANUFACTURERS OF HIGH-GRADE BUTTER DISTRIBUTORS OF MILK AND CREAM A. GREENBERG, Pres, and Manager 123 SALTER STREET, WINNIPEG WE WILL FINANCE or RE FINANCE YOUR CAR, REASONABLE RATES. QUICK, COURTEOUS SERVICE STANDARD FINANCE CORPORATION LIMITED Portage and Vaughan. Ph. 22 391. ARGUE BROS. REAL ESTATE — FINANCIAL INSURANCE AGENTS PHONE 97 291 i LOMBARD BLDG. - - WINNIPEG The Manitoba Sausage Mfg. Co. MANUFACTURERS OF ALL KINDS OF COOKED MEATS Phone 56 417 695 Dufferin Ave. - - Winnipeg Club Billiard Parlors Phone 25 212 Cigar Store and Barber Shop 528 Main Street (One block North of City Hall) Why Teachers Turn on the Gas and Lock the Door. From examination papers: Tennyson wrote “In Memorandum”. Louis XVI was gelatined during the French Revolution. Gravitation is that which if there were none, we should all fly away. Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talk¬ ing about. Queen Elizabeth was tall and thin, but she was a stout Protestant. The five great powers of Europe are: Water power, steam power, elec¬ tricity, horses, and camels. The battle of Compens was a bat¬ tle fought in the stockyards during the Civil War. The children of the Czar are called Zardines. ❖ H 4 ❖ Charlie—Ever read “Looking Back¬ ward” ? Peter Moroz—Yeh, once in an exam., but I was caught. Sara Silv er—Goodbye, Mr. Conna- ghan, I am indebted to you for all I know in history. Mr. Connaghan.—Pray don’t men¬ tion such a trifle. Empire Drugstore COR. SELKIRK McGREGOR—■ PHONE 54 260 COR. SELKIRK ARLINGTON— PHONE 51 355 SMITH ' S DRESSMAKING AND MILLINERY ACADEMY 307 Birks Bldg. Dressmaking, Ladies’ Tailoring Designing, Hemstitching BUTTONS MADE TO ORDER Principal: MISS MARGARET SMITH Teacher of Dressmaking at St. John ' s and Daniel McIntyre Evening Classes Phone 92 994 - Res. Ph. 29 048

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40 THE NEWTONIAN Moore’s Millinery Up-to-Date Styles, Reasonably Priced 960 Main St. - - Phone 80 742 Compliments of KOSHER MEAT MARKET 472 fi Dufferin Avenue PHONE 52 118 M. FOGEL PHONE SS 44! EVERYTHING MADE OF CANVAS ALL KINDS OF REPAIRS THE CANADIAN TENT AND AWNING CO. 923 Main Street, Winnipeg Redwood Pharmacy WILLIAM SHEPHERD Graduate of Great Britain and Manitoba Redwood and Arlington TELEPHONE 53 053 Compliments of THE A. BEEK COMPANY 799 Selkirk Ave. Cor. Arlington St. —• Phone 51 342 L, GRABOWECKY GROCER AND BUTCHER 710 Aberdeen „Com ' m unity Service Call TEL. 57 824 Compliments of STAR KOSHER SAUSAGE MANUFACTURING CO. Mr. Smith was tearing the roof otf his barn. His neighbor, Thompson, passing by, stopped and asked him what he was going to do with the old tin. “That’s just what I have oeen won¬ dering,” Smith replied. “Send it to the Ford Motor Co. They might be able to use it,” Thompson suggested. So Smith acted on the suggestion, crated the tin and shipped it to Detroit. A few days later, he received a very courteous letter from the com¬ pany. “Your car,” they wrote, “is one of the worst wrecks we have ever seen, but we’ll have it fixed for you in a week or ten days.” ❖ The following advertisement ap¬ peared in a newspaper: “WANTED—A gentleman to un¬ dertake the sales of dynamite. The advertiser guarantees it will be pro¬ fitable to the undertaker.” Science reveals that a person’s age can be determined by the hardness of the eyes. The theory, of course, does not apply to bankers. PHONE 95 666 Consolidated Messengers TRANSFER BONDED INSURED CARRIERS MOTORCYCLES, TRUCKS DIRNFELD’S NOVELTY MFG. CO. Men’s and Ladies’ Fancy Belts Ladies’ Fancy Handbags All kinds of Shopping Bags, Sporting Goods and Fancy Cushions. 263 Burrows Ave. - Phone 55 611 Compliments of P. MARGOLIS CO., LTD. 396 Stella Ave. ICE DISTRIBUTORS Will appreciate your patronage. Compliments of WINNIPEG WORKERS’ BAKERY 755 Selkirk Avenue Phone 53 054