Irving College - Irvingiana Yearbook (Mechanicsburg, PA)

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' mastinxr 231126 1. Who is the happiest girl? None would vote so we suppose all are the happiest. 2. Who is the best dresser? Ruth Artman. 3. Who is least appreciated? Any Sophomore, because no one can see the point in their jokes. 4. Who thinks she is ? Manilva Zug. , 5. Who are the hardest students? Sub-Fresh- man arithmetic class. They all got F Qflne, of coursej but one, and she got D. 6. Who is the biggest bluffer ? Gretna Beitzel. 7. Who is most religious ? Mary Smith, because she's President of Y. W. C. A. 8. Who is prettiest? The Juniors received the majority of votes. A 9. Who is the most popular ? Alleine Geiple. 10. Thinks she is ? Either Elsa Hubner or Gert- rude Hinkle. -111- 11. W'ho eats the most ? Lillian Miller and Estelle Hartman tied. 12. W'ho is the tallest ? Sara Graves. 13. Who gets the most mail? Ruth Artman and Aimee Hollar each claim the honor. 14. Why do the Juniors publish the Annual ? Be- cause they are the best class in school. 15. Who is squelched the most? Mary Landes and Barbara Eberly. 16. Why do the Seniors wear their caps and gowns to chapel? Because no one would know they were Seniors it they didn't. 17. Why do they take them off before classes? Because it makes their daily Hunks seem Worse to Wear them. 18. TNhy are the Sophomores so much duller than the Freshmen? Because the Freshmen are un- usual.

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lzf l, lx Qvhnni Qixarminaiinns THEORY-No girl who shall make ,above 84.9 in 'daily recitation shall be required to take any examina- tions before her Senior year. PRACTICE--In order to avoid any embarrassment from this inconvenient theory, no teacher shall call 'an exam. an exam., but shall designate an exam, a review, quiz, or a written lesson. RESULT- Young ladies, to-morrow we will have an exam-, I mean a written lesson in I-Iistory. I don't -11 0 ' f want you to worry about it. It will only cover this little book of 258 pages. INDIRECT RESULT-'L Young ladies, this written lesson was very unsatisfactory. If the Work does not improve in all the classes I am afraid we will have to give examinations on every subjectfl -. N. B. The poor little Freshman asks innocently, What is an eXam.?

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Sept. li K I I 1 I t t tr IK Oct. 1 L 1 I 1 Olarlenhanf College opens. Classification begins. Run through schedule. Juniors organize. Reception given New Students by old. Students in body attend St. lViark's where Dr. Fegley preached College Day Sermon. New schedule made out. Seniors try to be dignihed. Miss Port reads rules and regulations to New and Old Students. Class in Geometry gets first ten theorems. Everybody joins heartily in Home Sweet Home. Eta Nu Club meets. Y. W. C. A. Meeting- Duty of Winscmnessf' Mary Reindollar. Seniors give tea in honor of Miss Port. Sophomores in Geometry take examination on first half of First Book. ' Tennis is very popular. Long talk in chapel about rules and medals-we all decided to beat out the smartest girls. Rains hard-Lots of girls have the blues. Several Dickinson men call. l Y. W. C. A.- Minor Moralitiesf' Emma French. Freshmen select Class Colors. English exam. -Oh, dreadful day l Freshmen decide they don't approve of colors se- lected, and choose Maroon and White. All is well etc. Somebody knows her History Lesson-let her go. 2 Oct. KK I ti tl Nov. it KK Juniors and Freshmen send out invitations for Ha1lowe'en party. Y. W. C. A.-Talks about Y. W. C. A. work by Miss Brinkerholf. Shopping did you say? St. Cecilia meets. Dr. Campbell away. No Logic. Seniors appear in caps and gowns. Trip to Luray Caverns. Y. W. C. A.- The Broad Wayg the Narrow Way, Mary Smith. Senior Music Recital. Sub-Freshmen Annoint their President. Dancing in Gym. from 4:00 to 4:45. Mr. Sternple and Mr. Jacobs play tennis with. whom QD Sophs. take Geomf' exam. over. lO7 and lOQ H3llOWCl611 Party. Y. W. C. A.- Message of the Flowers, Grace- Kendall. A Trip to Gettysburg, and Faculty Meeting. General Squelching Day. St. Cecelia. Mr. Jacobs coaches Basket Ball Team. Junior Music Recital. Y. W. C. A.-Report from State Convention,. Sara Graves. General Culture Club organizes. . Subs. play Basket Ball. Prof. Jacobs squelches all his classes. Freshman squelched six times.