Irrigon High School - Comet Yearbook (Irrigon, OR)

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Penland Bros. Transfer Co. Long Distance Hauling VAN SERVICE 39 S. W. Dorion Phone 338 Pendleton, Ore. Ostrumis Texaco Service Right on the Highway Umatilla, Oregon Johnny: Why does Joe part his hair in the middle? Donald: All blocks need an alley. Ill wk :F How do bees dispose of their honey? Answer: They cell it. F14 wk 41 The little moron wore aa asbes- tos suit to his new job because he heard it would keep him from being fired. Alene: Why are the medieval centuries called the Dark Ages? David: Because it was the knight time. 14 wh H4 Mrs. Munns: fLecturing to the Bookkeeping classy Take any article-when it is bought, it goes to the buyer. Louis: I don't think so in the case of coal. Mrs. Munns: Why not? Louis: Well, you see, when coal is bought, it goes to the cellar.

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Bob Brown: If you'll give me your phone number, I'1l call you up sometime. Ione Girl: It's in the directory. Bob: That's fine. What's your name? Ione girl: That's in the book, too. if IF 8 David: My ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Dean: It's a good thing they did. The immigration laws are strict- er now. Clarke: Say George, that's a funny looking pair of socks youlve got on. One is red and the other is blue. George: Yeah, I got another pair at home just like them. PF HF wk Mr. Darling: Didn't I tell you the last time you were up here not to come again? Alfred: Y-e-s sir, but I couldn't make Mrs. Smith believe it. Ik PK Ili The moron put Wheat in his shoes to feed his pigeon toes. GADBOIS INSTRUMENT SERVICE FRENCH SELMER DEALER fParisJ Every Instrument and Every Job Guaranteed 10076 333 South East Byers Phone 1546 Pendleton, Oregon

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Columbia Cafe It's the place the gang all go, Soon as we've seen the latest show. You can talk, shout, laugh, and eat, There's always service on the down beat! Umatilla, Oregon On the Highway Jack White: Piker! You mean you took your girl out last night and? only spent three dollars on her. Jim Fraser: Well, that was all she had! Silk!!! Lela: Won't you join me in a bottle of coke? Wilma: Sure, you jump in first. wk Sl! lk Clara: That boy is annoying me. Beth: But he hasn't even looked at you! Clara: That's what annoys me. Donald: Were you at F1oribell's wedding? Who gave the bride away? Alfred: I could have, but I kept my mouth shut. Lois: The bank returned that check- Gene: Isn't that splendid. What can we buy with it this time? :Kiki What color is a bride? Wed? What color is a shampoo? Drene. What color is a ghost? Boo. What color is a guitar string? Plink. What color is a belch? Burple. A 81 W Groceries and Garage ABKINS Groceries Car Repairs Candy - Pop Greeting Cards Irrigon, Oregon