Irrigon High School - Comet Yearbook (Irrigon, OR)

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Bob Brown: If you'll give me your phone number, I'1l call you up sometime. Ione Girl: It's in the directory. Bob: That's fine. What's your name? Ione girl: That's in the book, too. if IF 8 David: My ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Dean: It's a good thing they did. The immigration laws are strict- er now. Clarke: Say George, that's a funny looking pair of socks youlve got on. One is red and the other is blue. George: Yeah, I got another pair at home just like them. PF HF wk Mr. Darling: Didn't I tell you the last time you were up here not to come again? Alfred: Y-e-s sir, but I couldn't make Mrs. Smith believe it. Ik PK Ili The moron put Wheat in his shoes to feed his pigeon toes. GADBOIS INSTRUMENT SERVICE FRENCH SELMER DEALER fParisJ Every Instrument and Every Job Guaranteed 10076 333 South East Byers Phone 1546 Pendleton, Oregon

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Jim Fraser: I bet you can't name two pronouns. Joe: Who? Me? BK ik PK Jack W.: How do you like Eunice's singing? Jimmy: It always makes me feel like shoving her off a high clef. Sk wk Pk Marietta: Where did you get all of these jokes? Beth: Out of my head. Marietta: Iagree. Pendleton Bakery Made with sugar and spice, There's everything nice. Shop here--- all year. Pendleton, Oregon Queeneips Service Associated N othing's keener, than Service at Queener's! If you can't stop- -smile as you go by! Stanfield, Oregon It's really a whiz- Your statement is To your own ears when you say it, Yet how utterly dumb The thing's become To hear someone else say it P14 SIG Dk Mr. Darling: Herbert, is the equator the hottest place on earth? Herbert: Yes, on earth.

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Penland Bros. Transfer Co. Long Distance Hauling VAN SERVICE 39 S. W. Dorion Phone 338 Pendleton, Ore. Ostrumis Texaco Service Right on the Highway Umatilla, Oregon Johnny: Why does Joe part his hair in the middle? Donald: All blocks need an alley. Ill wk :F How do bees dispose of their honey? Answer: They cell it. F14 wk 41 The little moron wore aa asbes- tos suit to his new job because he heard it would keep him from being fired. Alene: Why are the medieval centuries called the Dark Ages? David: Because it was the knight time. 14 wh H4 Mrs. Munns: fLecturing to the Bookkeeping classy Take any article-when it is bought, it goes to the buyer. Louis: I don't think so in the case of coal. Mrs. Munns: Why not? Louis: Well, you see, when coal is bought, it goes to the cellar.