Iron Mountain High School - Argonaut Yearbook (Iron Mountain, MI)

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Jig? yx -Q 4741 xyfj' ll V Q EM' ,lf K x B .,J:,j,..-Y 'Lv If science is so wonderful as it claims, Why does it not make some eliort to cross the rubber plant and grow tires with metal rims? l'm kep' in when l'm chewin' l'm kep' in when l'm late, l'm kep' in for talkin, That means not acting straight. The fact is that llm kep' in For most everything l do But one jolly thing about it is My teacher's kep' in tool Lady: l'Are you going to make me Wait all nite ? lfscort: 'll'm looking for a button. Lady: VVhy look for the button, come alongf' Escort: l'I,ady, if you only knew Where that button belonged. Roland Hosking: 'linry come in this 'ouse. Say who said I Wasn't English? You know Frank l'm a good church member. Episcopalion. YVhat are your Frank Charlette: llflondescending to answerjz Republican, Straight ticket, of coursef' uf 7-:uv ' V-it Y ,1,:!v0f l C50 Qui' eyflclfvertisers l ll our advertisers. They reduce the cost ll ofthe book. Without their support I l you would pay much more for your Argonaut. We extend a cordial thanks to all our advertisers. Boost the Argonaut by patronizing ll l l i efllrgonaut ,Staff 1928 ll nfni'cl::' '1:'1:1,:1i':Dsa::11:::1:4a 'Page 7NQnery-:wo L1-. 1if

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abs,-. 4. W wx-Efiffis V -- fffylgl fy :wi N'--f? YL U QQ,--Y., '. YJ , ffm. . V. ' . iT , f i r f i 1 fa .f 1... , f r gg., . Bob ordered grape fruit for breakfast and Fungo followed suit. Bob helped himself to the sugar but Fungo thought it unnecessary. Fungo: Geel they grow big lemons around here. Edwin lVlorrison- l'm making up a play in which one Scotch- man beats up three Irishmen. Can you give me a name for it P Red Sullivan- The lVliracle.l' Teacher: ln what state is New York? Freshie: 'lln United States. Tape received a letter addressed Miss Silvio Egizeef' It was from the Style Shop in Nlarinette, allowing him 1021 discount on any dress he purchased. Lorraine Patrick: VVhat is an operetta ?'l Marietta D.: Gee! but you're dumb-wty that's a girl who works for the telephone company. A gum chewing boy and a cud chewing cow Are very alike yet different somehow, And what is the dillerence? Oh, I see it all now, lt's the intelligent look on the face of the cow. Patient: Doctor, what are my chances? Doctor: Oh, pretty good, but don't start reading any long continued stories. Freshman's idea of a Senior: I want to be a Senior And with the Seniors stand, A fountain pen behind my ear, And notebook in my hand l wouldn't be an angel, For angels have to sing, .l'd rather be a Senior And never do a thing. Betty Arens fin a great hurry one nightj : Cotton, have you a shoe horn? Goodness, no one uses them anymorefl Cotton: Good grieves Betty, how many times have I told you I don't belong to the bandf' Tape: Geel I'll miss the bookkeeping and commercial law classes. Alack: Yes, you always did manage to miss as many of them as you could. 'Page Ulqnery-ono

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