Iron Mountain High School - Argonaut Yearbook (Iron Mountain, MI)

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W ygljv 5 4- -Gif 'K , SW . fl Ages. N .Q ,N ,gay mam ,- at EQ?-q 'M ill J.-V I ltwqgfigg Q57 Cgfumor Custom Inspector: VVhat have you to declare? glad to get back. on the Charles Biolo Creturning from Canadaj: I declare l am Nlaurice: 'lAren't you going to let me kiss you goodnite? Agnes S.: HNo.'l lNl aurice: VVhy ? Agnes: l'm not going to Wait all nite. In Ilfemoriam Of their deeds they may tell, And how the boys conquered the Marquette foe. But how Herbies' Ford made the trip, ls something we don't know. Doto: XVhy was Phario's daughter like a New York broker? hlamie: Because she got a little prophet from the rushes bank. Mr. Guild: The heat in the steel mills is terrific. James Crummey: Oh, yes quite hot. lNlr. Poore: This reminds me of the story of a colored man down South- A Scotchman dreamed that he gave away some money. He is still sleeping to hnd out who he gave it to. Miss Schafer: UR. L. Stevenson paid a large amount for the donkey that he bought from a Frenchman. Denton Cady: MacDonald your countyman got hooked. Totters', is Wondering what is going to happen to l. M. H. S. when he gets out. John Carollo and Emmet Tonn engaged in an anti-social billiard game-only 1 point to go. 'Page 7NQnety Emmet Tonn: l'm dead, help me. John C.: 'Wvhatls the matter? Emmet Tonn: Look at the shot l left you. Coach: Come on Mooney, hurry up. Mooney: Wait till I overlook this book. . 1-111 -

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Jig? yx -Q 4741 xyfj' ll V Q EM' ,lf K x B .,J:,j,..-Y 'Lv If science is so wonderful as it claims, Why does it not make some eliort to cross the rubber plant and grow tires with metal rims? l'm kep' in when l'm chewin' l'm kep' in when l'm late, l'm kep' in for talkin, That means not acting straight. The fact is that llm kep' in For most everything l do But one jolly thing about it is My teacher's kep' in tool Lady: l'Are you going to make me Wait all nite ? lfscort: 'll'm looking for a button. Lady: VVhy look for the button, come alongf' Escort: l'I,ady, if you only knew Where that button belonged. Roland Hosking: 'linry come in this 'ouse. Say who said I Wasn't English? You know Frank l'm a good church member. Episcopalion. YVhat are your Frank Charlette: llflondescending to answerjz Republican, Straight ticket, of coursef' uf 7-:uv ' V-it Y ,1,:!v0f l C50 Qui' eyflclfvertisers l ll our advertisers. They reduce the cost ll ofthe book. Without their support I l you would pay much more for your Argonaut. We extend a cordial thanks to all our advertisers. Boost the Argonaut by patronizing ll l l i efllrgonaut ,Staff 1928 ll nfni'cl::' '1:'1:1,:1i':Dsa::11:::1:4a 'Page 7NQnery-:wo L1-. 1if