Ireland High School - Irishite Yearbook (Ireland, IN)

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I O O wh pfzyucal gcfucafmn Contrary to the opinion of most people's thinking, the girls Physical Ed Department plays a big part in school life. Among some of the events the department participated in were the Christmas program put on between basketball games, school programs, contests and other events. The high light was the excellent Christmas program pre- sented during the Ireland versus Stendal ball game. Miss Kuebler, the girls physical director, has instilled a new interest in girl's sports. Some new equipment was purchased for the use of the girls this year among which was a net stand and a volleyball. 50

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f Y v-rvvssns ... M., .. .,,,, ,W ,Y , we W -L Vw V AW Www fakea. Mr. Lasher CMeeting his son on the campuslz Good afternoon Robert, and how is your father today? Here, Alf you can't hit that boy when he's down.' ' G'wan. What do you think I got him down for ? Henrietta: You-you forger, you. Roy: Why, dear, what do you mean? Henrietta: You hiked the price-tag on my birthday present. Teacher: What's the definition of the word dieting? Pupil: The triumph of mind over platter. U Annie: How did that bad little brother of yours get hurt? Carol: That good little brother of yours hit him with a brick. Patty: So you and Bob are getting married. I thought it was a mere flirtationl' Rosie: So did he. Carol, the farmer's daughter, was milking a cow when the bull suddenly charged toward her across the meadowg Carol did not move. Summer boarders who had dashed to safety saw to their astonishment that the bull stopped within a few yards of Carol then turned and walked meekly away. Weren't you afraid someone asked the girl. No I wasn't, but I'1l bet he was, Carol laughed. You see this cow is his mother-in- law. Tony: Teacher, there is something badly wrong. Miss Kuebler: What's wrong? Tony: It's my report card. Miss Kuebler: There's nothing wrong with it. Tony: Yes there is, these grades on my report card also make a bad reflection on you. A young college woman working on the census in a small southern town found a young mother rocking her child on the porch. How many children have you, Mrs. Jones? ,she inquired. Only four, replied the mother. A lap baby, a po'ch baby, a yard baby, and a shirttail baby. The big traffic cop glared at his most recent victim, then said with a half apologetic grin, Oh so you're a minister, don't tell me you didn't see that stop sign. Well no officer, replied the parson. I saw the stop sign all right. The thing is, I didn't see you. 52 'W'