Ipswich High School - Tiger Yearbook (Ipswich, MA)

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CIFTS TO C1RLS We ' re gathered here together. On this momentous day To bid farewell to Ipswich High And start upon life ' s way. But before we leave these hallowed halls. We have some tokens here To present to the girls of ' 56 To treasure for many a year. To Margaret Andreozzi, Who burns the midnight oil. We give this little perfume lamp To lighten up her toil. To gabby Sarah Andrews We give this private phone. So she can talk to all her friends When she is home alone. To stylish Janice Atherley We give this fashion book. So she will go on sporting That chic and modish look. To quiet Alice Bobola, Who hardly makes a sound. We give this little trumpet So we ' ll know when she ' s around. We hope omnivorous Ginny, Who also loves to cook. Will take some tasty recipes From this small red recipe book. To June Budd, a halo All sparkling with gold paint; T ' will always help remind her That we chose her our class saint. Madeline Carey and Jackie Reeves, Whose friendship has proved true. Will always stick together If they use these tubes of glue. To a genial classmate Audrey We give a golden key; The door which it will open wide Is popularity. Riding horses is a hobby That brings to Sally, fame. Rubbing alcohol in good supply Will keep her from getting lame. To pretty Harriet Caverly We give this little heart. Her own she long since gave to Joe With this she won ' t need part. To Peggy Comeau who ' s won the claim To be one of the very best dancers. We have this record to give to her Recorded by the Lancers. An insurance policy for Judy In case of accident. For such can often happen Although it ' s just a dent. Nancy Doty worked very hard Down at the Five and Dime, So we bought this little wrist watch To remind her of the time. Jackie Gallant, a typist. Needs a ribbon new. For after two years ' typing The old will hardly do. Patty Grover always left To catch the Rowley bus. For her we have this chauffeur So she ' ll come to visit us. Lucille is soon to wed. She has her engagement ring. We hope this polish makes it shine And matrimony bring. To Corinne Hammond We give these boxing gloves. So now she ' ll have a fighting chance To win the boy she loves. For Barb ' s biggest standout A bottle of henna rinse. To use upon her shining tresses Until she meets her prince. Sue King, our class boyologist Always seems to have a date. So to her we give an engagement book To keep her plans all straight. For Betty, our pianist, A candlelabra bright; With its aid she ought to be As good as Liberace, quite. A trophy to Dotty Lezon And the title of Beauty Queen Will serve to remind her classmates Of contests in which she ' s been seen. Patty Parr gets all A ' s; To relieve the monotony. We thought an all F report card Would be a novelty. To replace the gum that Ginny Patch Has had to throw away We give a whole new package So she can chew all day. Vera wore the tiger To rallies and to games. This little toy should remind her How she pleased the guys and dames. Maureen Sheppard has in sports Kept up the family name. So to her we give this basketball As a reminder of her fame. Clarice has a nickname Although it doesn ' t fit. This little skunk should find a home. And with her make a hit. We give to Sheila Sullivan, Whose laugh we like to hear. This humorous little joke book So she ' ll laugh when we are near. For Judy, our most popular. This magnet ' s just the thing To keep the friends she already has And many more to bring. The last gift is for our actress So we give to Joanna White, This little shapely Oscar To cheer her on opening night. Another milestone ' s now been reached The Gifts to the Girls is done. So we bid farewell to our classmates dear, And hope they ' ve all had fun. 29

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TIME: 1976 PLACE: Inside Space Ship CHARACTERS: Sheila Sullivan, Howard Publicover Howard: Pardon me, is this seat taken? Sheila: Oh, no, it isn ' t. I couldn ' t help noticing the name on your briefcase. Are you Howard Publicover from Ipswich? Howard: Do I know you? Sheila: I ' m Sheila Sullivan. Don ' t you remember we had the class prophecy together back in high school? Howard: For heaven sakes, yes! What are you doing now? Sheila: I work for the government, the F. B. I. This is a business trip. They ' re sending me to the moon to find a missing scientist. Perhaps you remember him? David Blonda. He ' s working on some experiment with Gary Casali and Donald Pailes, putting oxygen on the dark side of the moon. May I ask what you ' re going to the moon for? Howard: Well, this is a business trip too. I ' m going to the moon to look up the possibility of opening up a Ford Plant. I have them on Pluto and Venus now. John Esperson and Allan Jensen are in charge of them. Maybe you remember Dorothy Lezon. Sheila: Oh, yes. What ' s Dottie doing now? Howard: She ' s my private secretary. Sheila: Speaking of classmates, did you know that Paul Stevens owns this space line? Howard: No! But now I remember — he was interested in flying back in high school, wasn ' t he? Sheila: Yes. Well anyway, quite a few of our classmates are em- ployed by him. For instance, Fred Garand and Bob Tondreault are piloting this particular ship, and the stewardesses are Sue King and Virginia Patch. Howard: I heard that Alfred O ' Brien, Charles Adams, and James Kent are working for James Souter ' s space line, a rival of Stevens! Sheila: I didn ' t realize that so many of our classmates had taken to space! Howard: Yes! I understand that Clarice Stevens, after her trip through Africa, opened the pathway through Neptune. Then Laurien Levesque, seeing the possibilities on this planet, designed a Neptunian dwelling and made Dave Corey custodian of his magnificent floating cathedral where Betty Lavoie plays the organ. Sheila: I also read that Laurien designed the new overhead highway from New York to Paris and it was built by the Comeau Construction Company. Howard: Yes, I heard that too. I had a letter from Jack Hovey saying that he was foreman of Mokey ' s Company. I see that you have a copy of Margaret ' s Interplanetary Journal. Sheila: Oh, yes, I was reading an article by Joanna White and Patty Parr on The Plutonian Government. Howard: I also read in Margaret ' s magazine that Nancy Doty, June Budd, and Sally Cartledge are teaching English to the barbaric Jupi- terians. Sheila: Bill Bousley is doing his part in bringing civilization to Jupiter. He ' s giving motorcycle lessons to all the Jupiterians free of charge. Peggy Comeau went along with him and is teaching the Jupiterian girls the art of cheering. Howard: Did you hear about the near tragedy at Crane ' s Beach? John Murphy, the lifeguard, hearing a faint cry for help, plunged into the water and dragged Barbara Janvrin ashore. She wa: rushed to Wanzer General Hospital in an ambulance driven by Richard Brown, which was escorted by Police Chief James Pappas. On arrival Barb was revived by Dr. Wanzer. Sheila: Speaking of Wanzer General Hospital, Harriet Caverley is the receptionist there. Howard: Have you heard about Dave Baldinelli? He has just built a chain of Five and Dime Stores on Mars. Sheila: Yes, and Sarah Andrews is his secretary, and Joe McCarthy is the accountant for Dave ' s firm. I also read that Corinne Hammond was grounded for awhile. It seems that she was driving so slowly that the people complained; so the Interplanetarian Space License Bureau took her license away. Howard: (Voice) Do you hear that voice? Sheila: Yes, who is it? Howard: That ' s another one of our classmates, David Lindgren. After he graduated from B. U. he, with the help of his manager. Bill Davis, rose to stardom with his golden voice. Sheila: Did you notice that space platform we just passed? Howard: You mean space platform 14? Sheila: Yes, that ' s where Judy Davison and Vera Saunders have their variety store. Janice Atherley works for them as a soda jerk. Howard: I read yesterday that Phil Robishaw, Lewis MacRae, and John Michon have just renewed their contracts with the Space Trotters. Sheila: Well, Audrey Carr certainly has become quite a celebrity. After her fine performance in the senior play she went directly to Broad- way. She is currently traveling all over the universe co-starring with Bob Tetreault in Shakespeare ' s Romeo and Juliet. Howard: I understand that Donald Pailes has to have several secre- taries to keep track of his many books. Two of them are our classmates, Patricia Grover and Maureen Sheppard. By the way, Lucille Gwinn is happily married now and has twelve lovely children. Sheila: Did you know that the famous veterinarian, Stephen Wood- man saved the life of the last living horse on earth! Howard: No, but I read in the paper yesterday that John Clogston and Richard Greenleaf are now co-owners of the Atlantic Refinery Com- pany. Sheila: Oh! I also read that Jackie Gallant and Madeline Carey have opened up a new seamstress shop on the Moon. Howard: Remember the lady that sold you your ticket at the Space Terminal? Well, she ' s Virginia Bruce! Sheila: Yes, and the Space Terminal Infirmary is managed by that famous nurse, Alice Bobola. (Voice) All aground, that ' s going aground! Sheila: Here comes my secretary, Jackie Reeves! Howard: It was fun meeting you, Sheila. Sheila: Yes, we ' ll have to get together again. So long. 28

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G-IFT5 TO B by Sue King and Sarah Andrews Soon we ' ll be going away, as you all know But we have a job to do before we go Here is a bag of fun and tricks To present to the boys of ' 56. A piece of the Rowley Landing To Charlie Adams we are handing To remind him of all the fun He ' s had there swimming ' neath the sun. David thrills us with many a speech Orators he may someday teach To keep his speeches always bright This silver polish will do it right. To Richard Brown a key to the school Because he came early as a rule; It was by some very strange fate If he strayed in rather late. To Gary we give a little spark plug In place of some exotic drug; Because he always mopes around A spark will get him off the ground. John Clogston plans a Navy career This uniform we hope he ' ll hold dear. As he is sailing along on a cruise It may prevent those homesick blues. To remind him of his football days And of all his well-deserved praise We give this little goal post To Captain Mokey who is the most. Dave Corey is our class actor Someday this may be an important factor This Oscar we present to him today To bring back memories of the Senior Play. For Bill who is filled with funny lines This monkey for his monkeyshines. Although he may embarrass you. You can tease him about his thirteen shoe. This present isn ' t very new It ' s only a poor old pool cue. Although it does cost over a dime. Guess where Freddie spends his time. Dickie keeps his hair cut short; He visits the barber quite a lot. To keep it always looking slick We give to him this wiffle stick. To John we give this little jar To save the pennies for his Cadillac car; Someday when he is bursting with pride We hope he ' ll remember to give us a ride. For John who likes to work on a farm We have something nice to put in the barn And to help mow the hay for animal feed We give him this tractor he may need. For Jim who never says a word This mike to make him always heard; Let ' s hope it doesn ' t cause much noise To spoil his ever-present poise. Larry takes camping trips to Maine The question is— does he hunt for game? We ' ve heard the girls up there are nice; This little hatchet should crack the ice. Dave was playing basketball one day When a player from Boys ' State got in his way. To him we give a rubber basketball Guaranteed to break no teeth at all. For Duke who is always on the go A helicopter will take him to and fro. Whenever you hear its familiar sound. You ' ll be sure to know that Duke ' s around. John Michon has a fine complexion It ' s the object of the girls ' affection; This bar of Cuticura Soap Will keep it clear and fine, we hope. Jack is always making a crack This muzzle will help to hold it back; We hope this joke he will not shun Since we mean it all in fun. To Dave Baldinelli we present This can of shoe polish to prevent His shoes from getting scarred and dim Thus causing shame to fall on him. Joe is half of our class lovers He stayed with one girl longer than the others This lock of Harriet ' s golden hair Will bring back memories of her tresses, fair. We give to O. B. this wooden crutch To remind him he was once in Dutch As he was out riding in a truck Over it turned and brought bad luck. Our class chef is Jimmy Pappas. In the future may he serve us. When he has a diner of his own, We hope this hat won ' t be outgrown. Donald has had a great many girls Some with straight hair, some with curls This little anchor, it surely seems. Should hitch him to the girl of hie dreams. Howie sometimes grows a mustache; He seems to think it gives him dash. When he wants to lose it quick. This remover should do the trick. Phillip is our youngest boy To him we give this tiny toy,- A very sweet little teddy bear To always keep in tender care. This little dummy weight for Jim To keep his bowling arm in trim. Someday after lots of practice He ' ll be teaching us his tactics. A great many movies Paul has seen Though he can ' t always watch the screen. This little book will help keep track Of all the movies way way back. To Bobby we give this little book And in it he can look and look For all the lively party games. And also list his girl friends ' names. When Stevie ' s horsie fools around And throws him down upon the ground; We hope this alcohol will heal The bumps that he may sometimes feel. For Bill, Allen, and Bob To find a gift was quite a job But here are good wishes in a bag Addressed to them by this little tag. Now our job is almost done You know our gifts are all in fun. By them may you remember today As you go out upon life ' s way. 30