Ipswich High School - Tiger Yearbook (Ipswich, MA)

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Mr. Marston in hall, lecturing a pupil : ‘‘The way of the wicked is never easy.” Callahan under his breath, “I notice that you have no bed of roses in this school.” A Junior enters, writes on the black- board in the Sophomore class. “Junior Sandwich Sale. All come and bring your money. ’ ’ Witham: “Miss Marsh, Do you think I ought to pay five cents for two of those sandwiches ? Aren’t Junior Sandwiches small ones? Brown, “The smaller the sandwiches, the smaller the Dr’s bill.” Brown, speakng of the Roman Army, “Miss Marsh, what comes after a cap- tain?” Miss Marsh in surprise: “Why, don’t you know that Brown? “Class what is it?” Class in chorus, “Major, of course.” Brown, “Oh yes, I used to know it all once, but I forgot it.” i 24

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CLASS NOTES. X Pupil to Callahan: “Do you like Miss Wood?” Callahan: “She is delightful when you know her but I don’t know her.’’ There was a young lad named Bean, His “loves’’ few and far between; But neverless, He must surely confess He is “gone” on ihis so called queen. (I wonder who she can be. He often visits the Senior room) COMMON EXPRESSION IN SCHOOL. Miss Marsh: “Go right along and read it as if you knew it. It is really a beau- tiful passage.” Miss Cole: “I’ve explained it over and over and now you don’t understand.” Miss Wood — “Have you prepared your French today or merely looked it over ? ’ ’ Miss Rowell — “Now what is the trouble? they’re very simple.” Mr. Marston — “I saw five people look at the person who is crossing the floor. ’ ’ Ques. Why is a Ford like a school- room? Ans. Because the crank’s in front and the nuts are in back. Miss Rowell : Callahan, put your eyes on your book.” Callahan: “I can ' t, my nose is in the way.” Miss Rielly: “Miss Lockwood, the bob- bin is gone to this machine.” Miss Lockwood: “Perhaps it has run out.” Brown will make a famous French scholar. His favorite manner of display- ing his knowledge is this: “Miss Wood, I didn’t get that far.” Miss Cole, reading some of Chaucer as a sample of old English. “I will read some more some day.” One of her pupils fervently, “No thanks.” Mr. Marston — “There seems to be a lit- tle party in the back of the room. Come at 3.30 in Room 1 and I will gladly chaperon you.” Some people are SO obliging. If all classes would follow our class I am sure the stupid and slackers would be no more, for we are : J oily U nited N oble I deal 0 bliging R ighteous S tudious Once upon a time there was a very rich man whose wealth consisted mainly of a valuable diamond which he kept sewed in his turban. This man was very selfish and never gave anything to the poor. One day he was going down to his boat to take a sail. A beggar asked him for alms but was roughly refused. Soon af- terwards the rich man was out sailing on the lake when his turban, with the valu- able diamond in it, blew off. The next day the beggar was eating a fish which he caught in the lake, when he was choked by something hard. Joy to the beggar! What do you suppose it was? A fish bone! 23

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COMPLIMENTS OF IPSWICH MEAT MARKET Telephone Connection % j John Tsoutsouras Electric Shoe Repairing w Vi First Class Shoe Shine Parlor For Ladies and Gents 14 CENTRAL STREET IPSWICH, MASS. HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS 1 COME TO WHEN YOU WED Buy King Arthur’s Flour DICK GARRETTES Because it makes good bread N. J. BOLLES, Grocer FOR ANY Harris Clothes Shop School Supplies IS THE PLACE FOR Snappy Clothes IPSWICH, MASS. ALSO COME FOR MAGAZINES, CANDY, COLLEGE KIPPIN’S MARKET Meats and Provisions ICES, SODAS NEWSPAPERS NEXT TO POST OFFICE Telephone 63-M