Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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kxzszzsszszez “Betty Wales” Fashions Insure Feminine Correctness Southeastern Iowa’s Most Beautiful Store for Women and Children You Cun A lively $ Do Better at Klein’s Royal Cloak Company B U R LINGTON, IOWA Posed by Miss Louise Weibi.ev Peggy Bortel: “There are rats in my room.” Mother Seeds: “Rats? There’s not a single rat in this building.” Peg: “That’s right. They arc all married and have large families.” THE ELECTRICAL STORE Livix Bros., Props. Majestic Radios, G. E. Refrigerators, Maytag Washers, Hoover Cleaners 129 N. Jefferson St. Mt. Pleasant, I a. Phone 2.S Page 225

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 I rolessor: I)o you think that men have a greater power of endurance than women ?” Student: “Not when it conics to talking.” “Heard the one about the third floor in the main building? You haven’t? Oh, well, it’s just another breezy story.” When in Burlington REINHART’S Eat at BAKERY REILLY’S CAFE j Bakes everything Dinner 35c and Up for everybody Steaks a Specialty at anytime Hurling ton's Lending Restaurant MT. PLEASANT We Never Close 205 N. Main St. | | Call 122 I Page 224

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VVc shall all now rise and sing that latest song hit, dedicated to the Saunders Service Company, entitled, “Although You Belong to Somebody Use.— I o-night ou Belong to Me.” And like the tyrants of old we’ve been mistreating our subjects. “Let me take live dollars till 1 get a check from dad; will you?” Sure, here you are. When will your dad send the check? “I don't know; he’s been dead for ten years.” When track season starts we always begin hearing racy stories. Hiawatha learned of all the birds their secrets, but we doubt that even he could understand some of the modern chickens. All things come to him who humps himself while he waits. Modern education Has progressed to such That you can tell a college man; But—you can’t tell him much. Co: “I’m dying for a smoke.” Kd: “So’m 1. Wait till I dress and we’ll go where someone can see us.” Some are dazzled by bootlegger’s wares—some are even blinded. Stage hand: “Shall I lower the curtain? One of the living statues has the hiccoughs.” A person with a guttural voice is not always so good at telling risque jokes. “How did you get all that soot on your coat?” That ain’t soot, that’s dandruff.” “She takes after her father, doesn’t she? “Certainly; all girls take after the men.” Scientists have just about proved that animals of the lower orders can’t think. It seems to us that if this is true, no one can doubt the evolution theory. Page 226