Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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Hugh Hilton: “I know a girl who swallows swords.” Jimmy Smith: “That’s nothing. I know a girl who inhales camels.” Kroll (taking up quiz paper): “Why quotation marks on this paper?” Millard Wysc: “Courtesy to the man on my right. Prof.” Tramp: “T.lp me, lady, please. For three years 1 worked for the cause of temperance.” Lady: “Were you a temperance orator?” Tramp: “No, I was the ’orrible example.” Irene Boucher: “You’re not collar ad.” Dale Nicholson: “Well, you’re no Fisher Body ad yourself, darling.” “Kannae squeeze ye a little mahr?” “Gosh, no, Sandy, you’re too tight now.” “From whence them motley freckles?” “From eating rusty raisins.” “Here’s to the old fashioned girl—Bless ’em.” “Here’s to the Weslcvan co-ed—Dress ’em.” Visitor: “You say Greek is your most important subject here? Why, I thought it thought it was math.” Soph: “Yeh, but that’s Greek to us.” Getz: “Why do you suppose there is so much electricity in my hair?” Brad: “Because it is connected to a dry cell. Page 212

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STATE TRUST SAVINGS BANK MT. PLEASANT, IOWA has a friendly interest in Iowa Wesleyan College and her excellent student body. We Serve with Pleasure SAVINGS ACCOUNTS—SAFETY BOXES FOR RENT Senior: “Why do they call her a B. V. I), girls?” Junior: “She was Born Very Dumb, sir.” Hayden Williams: “You should place your hand over your mouth before you yawn.” Bill Carrithers: “What! And get bit?” w w ij John G. Koch Pioneer Shoe House | North Side Square MOUNT PLEASANT, IOWA “ESTABLISHED 1$7S“ Correct Shoes for Students Page 211

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BURLINGTON PAPER COMPANY WHOLESALE Paper - Notions Holiday Goods - Fireworks Stationery BURLINGTON, IOWA “My, but your daughter is growing fast.” “Oh, I don’t believe she’s any worse than other young people around here.” Brave Wesleyan Co-ed: “Have a cigarette?” Ruth Purdy: “What, smoke a cigarette? Why, I’d rather kiss the first man that ■:.inic along.” B. W. C.: “So would 1, but have a cigarette while you’re waiting.” A. C. Cicrth: “I want a good brand of toothpaste.” Drug Clerk: “Forhan’s?” A. C.: “Naw, fer teeth! The Oldest Insurance Agency in Henry County and One of the Oldest Companies Doing Business in the State of Iowa THE HENRY COUNTY MUTUAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATION IVe Solicit Your Business Brazki.ton Block Phone 223 Page 213